Senran Kagura General /skg/ #1045

Why does Asuka got scars on her butt, /skg/?

I spent two hours on a paper due next week and six hours on inconsequential bullshit.

How is everyone else?!?!

>PS4 is getting PBS and SK7
>Nintendo Switch is getting the HD Rumble game and SK7 probably maybe
>PC gets ports of the Playstation games
Guys, it's great the Senran Kagura is coming to so many platforms, but c'mon seriously...
When will Takaki bring Senran Kagura to the Xbox One™, the "All In One, Entertainment System™"!?!?!? It's the Xbox's turn!!!!!!!!

It's one in the morning and I can't stop listening to the Layzner OP, it's too fucking good.
youtube.com/watch?v=gJWpOqrMtjs

I made this thing!
pastebin.com/hECYM3Mt

Featuring Murasaki, Haruka
Guest starring Mirai in a non-lewd role
Breast envy is a theme
Drugs induced breast growth
It's pretty much just about tiddies
Also lactation
There's also some mental scarring but that's not important
And lactation-based breast expansion
Definitely a lack a realism but with Haruka involved it's bound to happen

I shouldn't have tried at all.

Also if you're not interested in lewds then the first half is basically a story about Mirai and Murasaki spending time together if you're into that.

Holishit that is long.

Who is this beautiful.

Haruka looks good like this.

I prefer "lengthy"

Same thing, you boob.

Ended up napping for a few hours

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Fuckga

Why say long when you can say lengthy to make yourself seem weird?

I also appreciate Hanabi

Karasu?

Shiki, she's one of the only Senrans I can think of that might try smoking it with me.

>Jap games
>Xbox

pick one. although, prior to devs figuring out how to make games on the Cell, the Xbox 360 did get some good JRPG's But once they figured out the Cell Jap devs dropped the 360 so fast. The Cell was such a pain in the ass at first that devs were even making games for the Wii, just.. trying to sell games without having to learn that monstrosity.

Fine, you gooflord.

Mistressfag here, fantastic job with that story!

I too appreciate Hanabi

I got a quick question
In PBS is there any way of changing the CPU's weapons, since the finishers are weapon specific and not character specific.

Be nice, her name is Fuga. Not Fucka or Fuckga.

Hanabi is love

But I want to fuck fucka user

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Okeeeey :C

Can someone catch me up to speed to what the purpose of tomboy Senrans is?

I was edging on day 5 of no fap and accidentally came everywhere. I wanted to cum tomorrow a but new teterun doujin just had to be uploaded on sadpanda today.

It seriously feels so much better if you wait a few days between fapping

Marrying Imu.

Press triangle and switch the weapon from there

I was cutting some dead limbs off the tree in my backyard. Turns out, one of them had a Yellow Jacket nest in it. I don't remember the last time I ran that fast.

How was your day, /skg/?

Making them feel like women by tittyfucking them.

Appreciating Hanabi is a natural thing for growing boys to do.

Doujin where Imu gets a harem of tomboy senrans when?

I want to see Imu get fucked by Katsuragi, Yagyu, Daidouji, Homura, Miyabi and Renka

I wan't to change the oponents weapons, not mine.

The purpose of having tomboy senrans is to have one of your "bros" jerk you off without it being gay.

>Hey, Kat, can you jerk me off?
>No problem, bro!

Damn, is everyone alright over there? I'm at the point in my illness when I feel like I'm perpetually on fire, so I'm doing Ringed City invasions with my pyromancer.

That sounds hot. Yagyu counts?

Yuyaki is such a good girl

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I want to live in an apartment with Kat and Renka and have casual, sweaty lewd times.

even fully grown men appreciate Hanabi.

I got all the futafag out of my system and I'm ready to be a n-normal Yomifag for another day

>Katsuragi gives you a handjob and finishes you off with paizuri
>Her tits, face, and hair are covered in your cum
>she winks at you and says "don't fall for me now"

There's some suffering in that kind of relationship with Katsunee because you'd WANT to get more serious with her. Having a best friend/bro that is also an incredibly sexy girl could be a dream relationship.

But she'd be distant like that and not let it go further.

I live about 10 minutes out of town so this is kind of only my problem. The next house over is about a 2 minute walk, for example. I'm not going in the back until I call some guy to take care of those Jackets, though.

Good night /skg/
Sleep well and sweet dreams to you all!
I finally feel worthy enough to imagine my bodypillow is Mistress Haruka and hug it all night long, so that's what I'm going to do tonight!

Paizuri is paizuri.

Kat would be my wingman and hook me up with someone else anyway.

>feel worthy enough
You are NEVER worthy enough for Haruka-sama! Not even worthy of a pillowcase DEPICTING her!

just pay 600$ for a mistress pillow already you dingus

>drawbro didn't do the ashiya
Well its okay, I still have her.

Sleep well

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I think I should think of a new story to think of.

Hopefully something that can be short.

Haruka letting his submissive boyfriend to take the lead for the first time!

mom, why are you making that face?

Shiki is a Sex goddess.

How would you feel if you found out that your Mom's weird underaged friend that she's always trying to get you to call "Auntie Mirai" was actually her fuckbuddy?

Something with Hikage and Katsuragi

Not surprised in the slightest

...user letting his submissive Mirai take the lead for the first time?

How does /skg/ like their "user/senran" stories to be written, by the way? That's something I wouldn't mind doing in the future, but user as a character seems kind of vague.

Like do you want user as a character with a neutral narrator, or like, the story constructed as reader/senran with the reader being user?

I might be thinking about that too much.

hibbers

How would you feel if you found out that your Mom's weird underaged friend that she's always trying to get you to call "Cousin Hibari" was actually her sex slave?

Ask where Cousin's weird friend is.

>you enter your basement after a hard day's work
>you go into the back room to hear the sound of struggling
>it's user, trying to escape from his restraints again
>as soon as he sees you he gets a panicked look on his face but you just smile, walk up to him and whisper that you'll forgive him, this time.
>you tell him that you want some of his delicious quality posting
>he nods his head
>you get your bowl ready and put it under his muscleless, skinnyfat rear
>despite his best efforts he seems to be all stopped up
>he looks at you with a worried expression
>you tell him it's okay and that you're prepared for something like this
>you go into your cabinet and pull out your iPad full of meme magic and saved quote OP pics
>you show him all of the highly stimulating, creative content
>user makes a noise, something between a moan and a yelp
>you toggle the voice to text application and connect a small microphone
>after putting down the iPad you position the microphone under user's Spaghetti-O stained chin
>you tell him to relax and say whatever comes to mind in a calm, encouraging voice
>after a few seconds he begins to ramble incoherently
>he fills the reply field quite a way before stopping
>you're impressed, there must be a few legible sentences here
>you tap the Post button, tell user it is delicious and start cleaning the spittle off the microphone
>after you're done cleaning you thank him for the post and head upstairs to eat a TV dinner

If you could be killed by any senran which senran would it be?

Nan, if you're reading this thread, I just want to say that I'm grateful for my Senran!

Mirai.

She's an absolute failure, so I'd be perfectly safe.

Kagura in loli form

Undoubtedly Haruka-sama!

This makes no sense, the bowl isn't even used for anything!

>Finishing up Burst
>That one mission in Burst where you fight Daidoji with all the other Hanzo girls in order to unlock her
>Dai is slow and has short combos, but they do significant damage
>Using the faster characters, I'm doing a pretty good job of hit and run combos and avoiding taking major damage from Dai
>But she can use her burst and then immediately follow up with her Ninpo which instakills you
I'm not sure if I like or dislike this design

I just juggled her to death with everybody

Boss fights are the easiest part of Burst

Imagine all the sex that user and I going to do if I were a girl.

>you enter your basement after a hard day's work
>you go into the back room to hear the sound of struggling
>it's Kiriya, trying to escape from his restraints again
>as soon as he sees you he gets a panicked look on his face but you just smile, walk up to him and whisper that you'll forgive him, this time.
>you tell him that you want to feed him some delicious uncut futomaki
>he nods his head
>you get your futomaki ready and bring it up to his droopy rear
>despite his best efforts he seems to be all tightened up
>he looks at you with a worried expression
>you tell him it's okay and that you're prepared for something like this
>you go into your cabinet and pull out a bottle of Shinobi Vaseline with an extended nozzle
>you bring the bottle underneath him and stick the nozzle into his lower mouth
>Kiriya makes a noise, something between a moan and a yelp
>you begin squeezing the bottle, filling his colon with lubrication
>after pulling the nozzle out you position your futomaki under Kiriya again and put a finger to your mouth
>you tell him to shhhh, your granddaughter is upstairs doing her homework
>after a few minutes he begins to ''''''squirt vanilla ice cream covered in chocolate syrup'''''' from his butt, having it land on the heart-shaped bed
>you're impressed at your sushi making skills even after all these years
>you wipe off your futomaki, and ask Kiriya if it was delicious and start cleaning his butt
>after you're done cleaning you thank him for his dinner company and head upstairs to spend quality time with Asuka
>no one will never know the real reason Kiriya really keeps his hands off his students

>juggled daidouji to death
>she didn't even get to use her ninpo
I felt kinda bad for her.

girls are icky

>icky
Gee, I wonder who made her icky

Hanzo got killer abs

Yuyaki is a sweet choco-girl

Youmu is a Senran!

Almost positive that's a boy in drag.

So now Yuyuko-sama is Haruka-sama?!

No, it's actually Mirai cosplaying!

MY
DICK
NEEDS
THIS

I'm going to need to see some proof that that's a girl.

Mirai's driver's license says she is female!

Bullshit, Mirai doesn't know how to drive