/csgog/ - Counter Strike: Global Offensive General

Brax is a fuckin skeleton, holy shit

oh my god yanko

>yanko
fuck

gambit on suicide watch

reminder that csgog is an anti-anime general

>adren
rage toggling

>team A winning, team B starts choking
>team B pauses
>team B starts winning, team A starts choking
the script that never gets old

that's not true! hmph

does anyone remember a vid posted here a few months back where someone would troll kids into raging and getting them banned for griefing? if you can, post the link pls

bump for interest

>hmph

...

can i cum in ur mouth?

fallen toggling as usual
this fucking piece of shit deserves to die

get good

fucking scream jesus christ

lmao whitie mad as FUCK.

yanko needs to shut the fuck up and let the pros talk

How is YNK such an awful caster.

gambit big noob

>mfw I call out my IGL for baiting live on stream

what a great cast guys

HOW

TELL ME HOW

HOW THE FUCK

HOW

CAN WHITES EVEN COMPETE??????????

>steel lingering like an autist
lmao

...

huh

no one can compete

was a good tourny desu
did enjoy

What team is the best at partying?

friberg casting was 10/10, so much to know about a computer game.

heartwarming end movie too

Wish I was there

Good tournament, reminder that gaming is supposed to be about having fun

Fun and comfy tourney, 10/10 will tune in again.

garbage tournament. Most unprofessional casting I've heard ever in a CSGO tournament. Literally no hype in any of the matches. BTS have no business hosting any tournament whatsoever. Maybe dota likes that cringey and unprofessional shit because their playerbase are a bunch of children, but the rest of esports audience don't.

yeah i agree i also prefer serious video game events for serious gamers like myself

I too hate fun

youtube.
com/Chillhopdotcom
youtube for all the break music, pretty comfy
#freebrax

I'm also a mature adult and I want my video game events where they play video games to be deadly serious. Really the commentary from the casters should be like documentary commentary on the rape of nanking.

wew
it's the autism and ego that keep steel from being decent
just focus on not being a NEET streamer

If you thought the cs_summit was "fun", you're proibably underage.

Who going to dreamhack austin?

totally, people in shorts and socks, not dressed properly. people eating in the background and ruining the atmosphere and those memey cringe vids.

Im mailing summit to tell all this things and hopefully we see a more professional tourney, really a shame.

>t. 18 year old whos a little too proud of having just turned 18
Pipe down

what the fug n0thing

Agree, eSPORTS (get it? they are SPORTS) are a very serious matter and should be treated accordingly, I recommend that every game is casted by my favourite (and most professional) casters: Anders and Semmler. These guys are the only ones worthy of casting such a great e-SPORT (because yes normies, it IS a SPORT).

yo reddit glad you could make it my man

If you liked this tournament, you literally are reddit.

reddit.com/r/GlobalOffensive/comments/675ulv/thank_you_beyondthesummit/

>if they like it, we must hate it

hows your life bro?

youtube.
com/watch?v=btlP_2-GcMQ
after watching this i can conclude that everyone hates n0thing
>reddit spacing
>calling others reddit
hello reddo

>there are people falling for this garbage quality bait

By that logic, if you like video games you're "literally R.eddit".

wew, being even more of an elitist contrarian than steel

it was an objectively enjoyable tournament

no

it was a subjectively enjoyable tournament

tfw only have flick aim
how do i git gud at tracking

amerikkka, god bless you if it's good to you

lower your sens, get a better mouse

it was an objectively and subjectively enjoyable tournament

I'm shit at tracking too but lowering my sens helped me get a bit better

PLEB TIER: Coldzera is cheating
ENLIGHTENED TIER: Everyone is cheating
ASCENDED TIER: The match is scripted
OMNISCIENT TIER: Cheating is a myth created by the CIA to dishearten upcoming CSGO players for nefarious reasons

damn... damn

>reddit trying to ruin everything as usual

His analysis isn't that bad, but it is no good during actual play. He just goes on for too long and his attempts at injecting himself into banter suck. He'd be fine on a desk trying to out autism Thorin though.

b-but my sens is at 1.5@400

dazed is much better with dealing with thorin.

youtube.com/watch?v=yAA0_90fOII

I'm going to be interviewing pros at DH austin, what are some questions you want asked?

Why are you so bad at CS?

Are traps gay?

we almost had it, will we win at Austin?

>Veeky Forums based on contrarianism
>steel is contrarian
>Veeky Forums hates him

do you hate yourself or something?

top 5 anime

gb2reddo

i make a play fukin up ur hole life

/csgog/ is plebbit 2.0 with +edge on console

Its just reddit falseflagging. We like steel

>We like steel

a

rate

youtube.com/watch?v=TVZ6I6I0tNA

I'm done casting at cs_summit and wanted to get helpful feedback for the future. I'd prefer to be a coach for a pro team (not allowed to be though) and being on the analyst desk would be my second choice as I do like to talk in depth about subjects rather than quickly get some point across. Having said that, I'm open to doing more casting gigs and already have things lined up so it is necessary to get helpful feedback.

To address criticisms I've already received:

"steel is too bias towards NA". I don't even know how to address this as it couldn't be more wrong. I'm known for talking down on NA teams and how bad they've been and lost they look in matches. Whenever I read this criticism, I wonder if people miss the context of my original point.

"steel is too confrontational". When you have four people on a couch and up to three of them are ex-pros, you are bound to have different opinions. If the cast is just myself and a play by play, I can say whatever I want without anyone to agree or disagree. From the people I've talked to, they find differing opinions refreshing in a sense since you don't just have mr. Agreeable sitting next to you saying "yeah exactly" all the time.

"steel cuts off other casters when the caster is talking and should try to wait for a better time to give his input or select the most important talking point and make it as easy and quick to talk about as possible". Thanks, this is something I can actually use and think about the next time I'm casting. I'll try to apply this for the future to improve.

I'm off to have lots of food and drink now so I'll check back on responses later today / tomorrow on my way home. Thanks for watching the summit and be like Timmy.

Wicked or weakness?
You gotta see this
Waaaaay (yeah, yeah!)

Nobody pray for me
It's been that day for me
Waaaaay (yeah, yeah!)

Ayy, I remember syrup sandwiches and crime allowances
Finesse a nigga with some counterfeits
But now I’m countin' this
Parmesan where my accountant lives
In fact, I'm downin’ this
D'USSÉ with my boo bae tastes like Kool-Aid for the analysts
Girl, I can buy yo' ass the world with my paystub
Ooh, that pussy good, won't you sit it on my taste bloods?
I get way too petty once you let me do the extras
Pull up on your block, then break it down: we playin' Tetris
A.M. to the P.M., P.M. to the A.M., funk
Piss out your per diem, you just gotta hate 'em, funk
If I quit your BM, I still ride Mercedes, funk
If I quit this season, I still be the greatest, funk
My left stroke just went viral
Right stroke put lil' baby in a spiral
Soprano C, we like to keep it on a high note
It's levels to it, you and I know, bitch, be humble

Who dat nigga thinkin' that he frontin' on Man-Man?
(Man-Man)
Get the fuck off my stage, I'm the Sandman (Sandman)
Get the fuck off my dick, that ain't right
I make a play fucking up your whole life
I'm so fuckin' sick and tired of the Photoshop
Show me somethin' natural like afro on Richard Pryor
Show me somethin' natural like ass with some stretch marks
Still will take you down right on your mama's couch in Polo socks, ayy
This shit way too crazy, ayy, you do not amaze me, ayy
I blew cool from AC, ayy, Obama just paged me, ayy
I don't fabricate it, ayy, most of y'all be fakin', ayy
I stay modest 'bout it, ayy, she elaborate it, ayy
This that Grey Poupon, that Evian, that TED Talk, ayy
Watch my soul speak, you let the meds talk, ayy
If I kill a nigga, it won't be the alcohol, ayy
I'm the realest nigga after all, bitch, be humble

ayo

what do you think about valve only intervening in skin gambling when someone tried to sue them, coming after the money they were making off the popularity of it, and not intervening earlier despite the community practically begging for it?

what memes are we going to see at #DreamHackAustin?

>despite the community practically begging for it?

where

non because it's a "professional" event

everywhere?

I have resized my hud to be slightly smaller than the actual screen space but I still get this weird clipping issue. Do I need to install custom hud to get rid of this or something? Please help. Screen resolution is 2560x1080.

Height is wrong. That's a fucked up aspect ratio.