/owg/ - Overwatch General

>Official Uprising website
playoverwatch.com/en-us/events/uprising/

>When does the event end?
May 1st.

>Loot item checklist
js41637.github.io/Overwatch-Item-Tracker/#/events/UPRISING_2017

>Latest Comic
madefire.com/motion-books/OVERWATCH-UPRISING/

>Event video
youtube.com/watch?v=cpGrY9i8TSA

>Story video
youtube.com/watch?v=B5wDV8x6w7s

>Developer update video
youtube.com/watch?v=FGpQtWoasMs

>Live Patch Notes
us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20753818008

>Overwatch Dev Tracker
overstalk.io/

>Tips/tricks/basics/etc.
pastebin.com/Qf2AKa8R

>Convert source mouse sensitivity
jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f

>Stats and Leaderboards
masteroverwatch.com
overbuff.com/

>Competitive Info
gosugamers.net/overwatch
over.gg/

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>3:3 Tie on Numbai
>We defend first with 60 seconds to hold
>We don't let them touch the point
>Go on attack, 1 min 11 seconds to attack
>Tracer blinks into the point for a second at the start and wins it for us because the whole enemy team is on the high ground

Jamison Fawkes!

*blocks your path*

Are you due for a check-up /owg/?

shit, QC closed beta is over

I guess I have to go back to Overwatch for now

Smile and wait happily.

when your drop ship breaks down but you still gotta get to Hollywood

for soon to be canon pairings

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>when Mercy pockets you for the entire match because you're hard-carrying and the only person on high ground

Why is defense heroes so shit? And what would you do to fix them?

You forgot "non-" there.

>Friends want to pay overwatch
>Hop into quickplay
>Takes 10 minutes to actually find a game
>This is the most balanced game blizzard can come up with

???

Sombra online.

Roadhog:
>Self-heal can be interrupted
>Get rid of M2 completely
>Small distance added between you and hog when hooked

Soldier 76:
>Sprint needs to regenerate, much like shields or bastion self-repair
>Overall damage nerf

Am I wrong to want these changes?

whats the fastest way to level

>remove m2

no

>tfw the pharah is bitching at you to pocket her buy you're the only healer and you're just barely managing to keeping your team alive

I've been getting the clearly inferior team for an entire week and have lost almost 400 SR despite not playing any differently. I hate being a support main

uprising, preferably in a party

Just reinstalled after leaving when Bastion got buffed to ridiculous levels a couple months ago. What have I missed in the meantime? I assume comp is still shit? Are we still in "Tank + Ana only" meta?

>>Self-heal can be interrupted
Do you not Charge the Roadhog when he does this?

Big Fareeha

>>Self-heal can be interrupted
>what is flashbang, hack, hook, sleep

*laughs*

Why on earth does a character with a shotgun need a long-range attack?

NIGGA, WHERE THE SAUCE AT

level doesn't really mean anything, it's just an autism indicator

Bigger your group the more likely you're going to run into even worse matchmaking.

I've not played since the Christmas thing

Did they change anything about Zenyatta?

The enemies of Teleporteur will be eliminated,

>use to fill support/tank as needed like a good little teammate
>stuck in gold, rarely leaving the same ~100 sr range
>start locking dps every single match, even if there's already two people on dps
>rank starts climbing, currently almost diamond

really makes you think...

The little bit of spread on his attack was removed

Zenyatta's orbs don't have spread anymore.

You can basically snipe with his balls onto your foes' face as you teach them how to fucking experience tranquility.

without it he basically becomes useless while the hook is on cool down you'd make him terrible.

If you really wanna remove m2 successful hooks need to reduce hook cool down

>tfw playing mercy and see a teammate choose pharah
>think pharmercy is always fun
>teammate pharah hits less than 5% of rockets the whole match

fatguy power fantasy syndrome
powerdweebs want to keep their massively overstatted solo hero.

>play 4 airtight games
>lose all gains in two losses
Quality
Game
Design

Neat

I love Roadhog's laugh when you pick him

>tfw have a better chance at getting grand master than getting the legendary achievement for uprising
I'm getting fucking headaches

i reposted it from last thread hoping someone else would have the sauce

I want to see Amélie and Gérards wedding.

>haven't tried legendary yet because of bullshit not giving me time

I will join you soon.

Its a nice pic and all but it doesnt look like her.

There has to more to this, please lorrrddd

She hasn't choked on a baguette yet.

>get 144hz monitor
>get rapid discord straight away

>doing well as Hanzo/Zenyatta/africanbot in comp
>objectively well, I have 5 golds
>team scapegoats
>enemy team shit talks
>get a ban for leaving the game early, even as it said defeat.

These guys are really, really lucky they aren't in the same room as I am when that was happening. I'd just lunge and fucking beat them to death. If the devs were there and were unwilling to change that system, I'd torture them. It's constant berating and being wrong about it.

This game provokes so much rage and utter cold, black hate that I can't play it anymore. I am frothing with rage playing this game 9 times out of 10.

Played one game today. Went from totally relaxed, good day to pissed off, blurry lines in my vision from blood vessels, to making this post.

If I heard on the news that those people I played with died in a car accident, I would be happy.

I just never leave hptye chat unmuted. Everytime I accidentally leave it open its regret.

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There.

>all I know how to do is trace things, so tweaking a single line to fix her nose and actually match the original character is beyond me
For fuck's sake. It's so close.

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Angela is for ____!

Breastfeeding.

bullying

Quality meme

If you were doing your job correctly, your sound barriers and boops would be preventing teamwipes 80% of the time that they are happening

pls no bully

Reminder that now that the new spray has confirmed Pharah's dad is a brown dude with long hair the possibility of her being on a date with the dude in this picture exists again

>same tone as Pharah
>haircuts exist
ok.png

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>brown dude with long hair can't possibly be brown dude with short hair 32 years later

>that dude
>brown

Maybe my eyes are fucking with me but he clearly looks paler than she is to me

Shippers out

He has the same skin tone as Pharah.

The colors used for their skin are fucking identical

>IV-PLAY
What does that even mean?

your eyes are definitely fucking with you

It's obviously meant to be her dad but Pharah is noticeably lighter than the guy in the spray. At least compared to her in-game that is.

I'm not seeing it

r/healsluts/?

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I want a road trip movie starring these two

Dude.

Is this ship ok?

I think it's a bad pun. IV drips refer to intravenous drips in medicine. And what's IV in Roman numerals?

No idea. I just like seeing Mercy in bondage.

This is not okay.

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as a support main, what heroes do you automatically know will fuck around, never get on the point, and spam I NEED HEALING

other than gengu everyone knows that

Dead ship.

Ask the no. 1 rein in EU anything

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Mercy was literally made for BBC

>two white people in love
Yes

but user mercy is swiss not british

Most Hanzos and Widows, but the worst offenders are bad McCrees. They try to go off and flank solo rather than staying with the Rein.

Friendly reminder that 95% of /owg/ is bad players giving bad advice to other bad players

Ah, so he is slightly paler than her in the light. Still pretty clearly not actually 'white' when I look at the colour on its own though.

Cheers.

What makes it so great is that death doesnt stop it.

DELET

I feel like god damn Pac-Man when I play DVa. Did everyone drop her because you don't get medals for damage blocked or something? She still shits on everyone except Zarya and Sombra really hard.

Foreplay, huh... I guess that's a theory, at least.

In general I'm quite amazed how popular Mercy is, when she's seemingly such a cliched character, what with that extremely plain angel motif.

The enemy has a teleporteur.

Okay, fuck off.

constant breeding

true

Keeping people alive is not the issue, it's getting junkrat and widow as my dps and them not doing shit

Aryan goddess pantyhose MILF. She's cliche, but still cute as fuck. At least in my opinion.