/meg/ Mass Effect General

SARA IS FOR VETRA REEEEEE

Improvements when?

Also
Holy crap. I haven't play the OT in such a long time. Shepard sound so weird now

OFFICIAL MASS EFFECT ANDROMEDA TEMPEST CREW TIER RANKINGS

Good tier
>Drack
>Jaal

Above Average tier
>Vetra
>Kallo

Average
>Cora
>Suvi
>Lexi

Below Average tier
>Liam

Shit tier
>PeeBee

dunno if this is a cunnilingus joke but it reminds me of the Halo books where it's mentioned that putting two fingers in a "V" where your mouth would be means you're smiling

Yurifags get OUT

Does it enhance Scott's ass too?

switch Liam and Cora

or just put Cora with Liam, they both suffer from inconsistent and shit writing at times

>Gil's not even on the list
>Cora in average and not below average,

I feel like this game was built towards tech-based characters.

Almost every enemy except on Kadara is armored/shielded making biotics hard to use to their full extent, and a lot of soldier abilities got gutted entirely.

Meanwhile now playing an infiltrator or engineer on Insanity is practically a cakewalk.

surprisingly accurate. Id remove suvi and keep gil removed though because those 2 character don't actually exist.

Yuri is purest form of love.

Yeah but that was sideways. And I thought it was just two fingers flat, not a V?

Yes, but not as much

No idea, I particularly used remnant armor for my Scott playthrough

>not using rank 2 to avoid having that stupid hoolahoop on your head which could kill you in combat

...

The lights on that armor not annoy you?

It doesn't. I wish I could turn it off though.

>playing sports during a galaxy defining war
I hope I wasn't the only one who thought this was weird

DLC when?
Pic unrelated.

Alright /meg/. Bioware wants you to design a hypothetical new Mass Effect: Andromeda squadmate to join Ryder and the rest of the Tempest crew to coincide with the arrival of their story DLC coming late this summer or early fall.

What do you pick and why?

Please specify:

>species
>gender
>class
>3 abilities
>weapon type/focus
>romance orientation

For example:

Quarian
Male
Soldier
Barricade, Omni-Grenade, and Trip Mine
Assault Rifle w/ grenade launcher attachment.
Gay

I pick Sarissa. You can read about her in the wiki.
I'm lazy, forgive me.

>galaxy defining war
It's one cluster, it's not total war, and Liam is trying to raise colony morale.

And if you think there isn't downtime in war you need a fucking education.

>Sarissa
Too OP for a companion, how could you justify her not just tearing up every fight with godlike biotics?

>species
Volus

>gender
Male

>class
Adept

>3 abilities
Nova, Annihilation, and Shockwave

>weapon type/focus
Grenade Launcher

>romance orientation
Non-romanceable, your body means nothing to the Biotic God.

Good. You opened this message. This isn't actually Vetra. She's busy tending to what's left of her cobweb covered cunt.
So you survived My 3 day ban on Veeky Forums. You're not as faggy as I thought. But never forget that your best wasn't good enough to stop me. Now an entire general is dying because you lacked the strength to perma ban me. The legend of /meg/ needs to be re-written. I hope I'm there for the last chapter. It ends with your death.

-HA

NO

HE HAS RETURNED

>mentally ill homosexual replying to himself

same way it worked with samara, her daughter, and jack

OH FUCK ME

Samara and Jack were both powerful, but Sarissa is anime power level bullshit.

REMOV

She can just go and say something like "I can't keep using my biotics like that, it strains me too much" or some other bullshit excuse

how you say happiness in English

The real best couple a loaded gun and an aliens head

It seems tumblr is unironically taking over this thread the talilesbos are literally in the thread time to crank it up to eleven

>Announcing your presence with a meme

Christ, no wonder you were b& you autismo

I meant in ME3

>faggots giving (You)s to the samefagging mentally ill homosexual

Anyone else remember when Shepard questioned his existence and maybe he might be just an advanced VI who thinks he's Shepard?

>implying he is not samefagging that hard

That was in Leviathan, wasnt it?

>he says as he jerks off to yuri/fag shit

Pretty sure it was from a video log on the assault on TIMs base.

Salarian.
Male.
Infiltrator/Engineer
What Abilities Haven't Been Used for the Squadmates?
Scorpion
Gay

>"Look who's here. How do you feel?"
>"Why not scooch a little closer and find out for yourself"
Wew. I'm starting to miss Kaidan

What's the origin of the "Cora is the benefactor" meme or whatever it is?

Kett
Keeps you guessing the entire game
Engineer
Assault Turret (kett variant), Invasion, Overload
Kett Shotguns
Creepily tries to get you to Exalt yourself regardless of your gender

>people want to unironically fuck this
>no ass no tits
>add to this it's a different species
>literally same thing as fucking a dog
>some of these "people" are lesbians
>want to rub tacos or just have lesbian bed death with this thing
Literally just dry hump sand paper you dykes

I've never understood why everyone in this fandom hates Ash and Kaidan.

I found them to be enjoyable.

I like Ash, but only ME1 Ash.

Kaiden like Jacob is a complete non-entity I mostly nuke.

I don't want her booty, just her black market connections
I just find both of them extremely boring. Only reason I save Ashley at all in 1 is because Kaiden is voiced by Carth Onasi.

Ash's arc concludes nicely with getting roasted by a nuke.

Kaidan seems more interesting as a character in 3.

>fighting the Architect on Eos
>finally manage to get him to third phase after trying forever
>suddenly some Kett appear out of literally nowhere
>nearly die
>somehow manage to survive and beat the giant octorobo

Jeez that was annoying. I leveled like three times from it though which was nice.

>People want to fuck this thing too
>literally haven't seen it's face
>could be predator under that fucking mask for all they know
>has fucked up legs and 3 fingers
>3 FUCKING FINGERS
>also has space aids
>unironically faggots will jump for joy when a gay li quarian is introduced proving faggots are nothing but what the stereotypes say they are cum obsessed freaks that have diseases
>I forgot to mention these freaks are pretty much space gypsies
>tfw you can't throw them into ovens

They're stated in codex to be the most similar to humans.

I would unironically have relations with Vetra because I think she is a really nice person and find some appeal in how she looks.
I'm sorry you don't see her the same way I do.

Kaidan is whiny, and Ashley was racist back when Veeky Forums was only ironically a white supremacist site so people hated her for that.

Both of them get better as the trilogy progresses, and Ashley is the patrician love interest.

Because they're the simplest characters. People can't appreciate a normal guy with nothing too outstanding amongst characters like Garrus and Wrex

yeah but I chucked ME3 into the garbage once Andromeda came out and I'm not looking back.

Now I can enjoy Ashley again...for the most part.
She's still kind of a bitch in ME2.

Actually Y'know what I would have like to have in Arrival?
Have the Virmire Survivor as a mandatory Squadmate (much like Liara during the Shadow Broker DLC) because Admiral Hackett doesn't fully trust you.

Holy shit, user, that's just so goddamn nice. Thank you for sharing.

>Kaidan is whiny meme
Where are people even getting this from?

>6'2 buff FemQuar Sentinel
>Remnant VI, Slam, Biotic Flare
>Dhan or Scattershot
>Bi. Plays aggressive knowing the suit is off-putting and uses it as a buffer. Generally nonchalant which people see as a cold demeanor.

>>literally haven't seen it's face
They're literally space elves. humans with odd ears. That's it.

I'm about 15 hours into the game, is there a better scope you can get for a sniper rifle? Because enemies render at about 200 m for me and having no way to account for bullet drop besides guess and check after 100 m is really fucking annoying.

FemGarrus fucks a krogan

Eat your heart out Helghastanon

Part 1: leadup

pastebin.com/Cue8sWfS

Part 2: the deed

pastebin.com/XsKFwMtQ

Am I an irredeemable degenerate now?

I hope so.

>muh traumatic biotic high school
>muh Carth Onasi voice

Tolerant and based

I'm all for a kett party member as long as they aren't the "only good member of an evil race" guy. He should be a dick with occasional positive qualities.

Carth "So nasty" Onasi

why the hell should I stop there
>another bird lizard monster
>expect this time a guy
>ladies want to fuck this THING so much they demand bioware give them the d
>probably because they can't get real human d irl
>is some how a sperg badass
>more of a sperg then a badass but either way
>sand paper dick
>literally can kill you
>still goes for it
>white girls probably do indeed fuck dogs

>kissless perma virgins create shit like this because what could be worse then said monster expect said monster with a vag instead of a cunt

I swear if Ryder doesn't get a happy ending with his LI, I'll explode

Or maybe the kett aren't all bad, like Legion and the geth.

Maybe it's struggling with memories from an old life it can never return to...

Possibilities abound. Possibilities that Bioware will surely butcher.

put your trip back on, faggot

Don't look at me, I want a gay alien

Not a purple human with glowy eyes in a suit with a bucket helmet.

None of that now, y'here? If we get a kett party member he needs to be Zaeed levels of douchebag.

>He should be a dick with occasional positive qualities.
He should be Sarevok in space desu.

I'm a degenerate and there's absolutely nothing you can do about it, bitchboi.

How does that make you feel?

STOP

Garrus is best boy and he and femshep are going to live happily ever after!

This is a true post.

Trilogy remake with Andromeda combat when?

Glad you agree.

>frogman
>horrible father
>dude his cock lmao
>is a psychopath that feels nothing when he kills
>need I explain how fucked up that is? or how fucked up you are for wanting that
>in the end though all they did was make a human/frog thing
>very origanal bioware

Shep is dead also he's a dude
garrus is depressed
Live with it cunt it's a story

Honestly, I want a polished version of ME1's combat.

ME2 had a good, fast pace to combat, but felt bare bones(seriously, only three powers? Come the fuck on.).

god those fucking lips.

I bet Drell are great at fellatio

he might not be able to do something
but soon

Don't be mean, user. Everyone has different tastes.

>THOT
Isn't that what queens and fairies say?

Motherfucking Vorcha!
Man!
Infiltrator (Loud Edition)
Flak Cannon, Flamethrower, a unique Suicide Bomb ability
Shotguns!
Whatever he wants!

>these things
>literally traps
>youtube.com/watch?v=Hmi3x-Ar86Q
>still people want to fuck this
>one anons a fucking lesbian that wants to fuck this thing

>Isn't that what queens and fairies say?
No just niggers and lonely misogynists

>random side quest to get a friend out of cryo
>as soon as you thaw it out a fucking Vorcha stowaway explodes out of the pod
>joins your team after you kick his ass

put your trip back on you piece of shit
or go back to