/hsg/ Heartstone General

>Make aggressive deck
>Win the first several games due to the matchmaking algorithm
>All of a sudden I """randomly""" get 5 Taunt Warriors in a row who directly counter my deck

Truly the greatest feature of Hearthstone.

sniff me

Here's Ysera. Got 2 more shitty tyrande's.

>no curator
>no deathwing
>no sleep with the fishes

How do you want to win, dude?

I don't have karazhan and don't want deathwing. Gathering dust for sleep with the fishes. but that's really it otherwise?

>Calls quest rogue (tier 3) cancer
>Plays Quest Warrior (tier 1)

What did he mean by this?

You need acolyte too. Other than that, I strongly recommend Deathwing vs quest rogue.

Take out one whirlwind for one acolyte , gastropod and one ornery direhorn for sleep with the fishes.

What deck do you have fun playing?

The rogue quest is truly broken, generally what I meant

jade druid because now it's not so strong and I can feel like a hipster

Control priest. Except the fact I miss Elise and I have to wait until I got some spare cash to buy packs.

>48% win rate
>Truly broken

Again, what did he mean by this?

>I CHOOSE DEATH
Is there any greater feeling?

Quest rogue has a 70% win rate verse shaman. Thrall was lynched by Maiev aka Moon Hitler.

Never forget the shaman shoa.

Everything that makes cucktrol players mad, so Quest Rogue, Miracle Rogue, Midrange paladin and Jade Druid.

Water rogue

Quest shamano

Inner Fire priest in wild with deathlords

Elemental Mage, Dragon Priest when I don't draw like shit so never, Hunter

After what we have to endure in the past year, Thrall deserves it and more.

Even if healing was in the game control could not compete with quest decks, so why the fuck did they remove it?

>shittiest class forever
>shines for a few expansions
>thrall deserves it
warrior is the class that deserves to be thrash, consant top tier decks for years

>Face a lot of the most popular deck

Whoa...

>created by netherspite historian

>literally all pirate warrior until I decide to go over the top with midrange
>suddenly all taunt warrior
>it's not rigged
>it's just variance xd
>anecdotal evidence eckksss dee

hey guys kreeparryan here with another hurtstone video

>turn 3
>cabalist tome(created by primordial glyph)

>*adapts alley cat*
>*kill command*
>*deadly shot*
>"I choose death!"

>that exact moment you cum

idiots playing retarded moroes/violet teacher/swashburglar lists with no vanish

>turn 2 do nothing
>turn 3 do nothing
wew

Priest Kazakus Quest

its really fun to play control

Is it any good? I want to give it a shot but idk if it's worth crafting until I see more "reviews".

>whole plan is to high roll war leader
>doesn't
>loses
WOW

If by good you mean good at losing 20 minute games at rank 20 then yeah, it's good.

>be a refined gentleman
>Queue with my control Warrior approved by Tempostorm™
>Tip my fedora to greet my opponent and enjoy a fine game of Hearthstone: Heroes of Warcraft™
>He plays Jade Idol
>Immediatly shit myself out of sheer frustration
>No
>How can this happen to me
>That deck was supposed to be dead
>wasn't the cancer, brainless, quest Rogue enough?
>Why are we control players forced to endure this tragedy
>It's like the holocaust all over again
>Have a sensory overload and start screaming at the top of my lungs
>My mum comes to the basement to see wtf is going in
>I explain that someone was playing a cancer brainless deck on a children card game
>Realize that I afked for 15 minutes and lost the game
>I knew it, fucking cancer brainless Druid
>Start screaming again
>Mum cuts off my internet
>Why must cancer brainless decks do this to me?
>Immediatly rush to Reddit, forums and /hsg/ to complain about tier 3 decks along with thousands of my control playing gentlemen bretherns

Is this the reason that we have so many complains about these mediocre decks?

my deck is terrible but I think the deck concept is solid.
I'm a 15 shitter though so what do I know

TheCoolOneMC#2724, EU
First one gets it.

Oh...the deck seems solid to me too but if so, I might go with kibler's list then.

hearthstonetopdecks.com/decks/brian-kiblers-ungoro-midrange-priest-april-2017-season-37/

here's the deck if interested.

Consider the following:

>Shadow Visions x2 (only spells in the deck) + Raza + Auctioneer Beardo + Shadowform/Auchenei + Radiant Elemental

Made me chuckle

>Mum cuts off my internet
>Immediatly rush to Reddit, forums and /hsg/

7.5/10 for creativity, marked down for execution

Enjoy fighting the burning rope
Animations will fuck you sideways and then you lose

>What deck do you have fun playing?
no one

>phone posting
>the most autistic group of posters

it checks out user

I thought the chads and normies are the phoneposters
The fedoras are the ones complaining over them

how would it check out? why would autists leave their house

What are some alternatives to swashburgler?

another swashburglar

wisp or the elemental that freezes

Are you sick of getting GOLAKKAD

Yes, stop bullying.

Arena Pro /world cup Scene would be fucking based as it gets.

But most pro players cant even make a deck with random picks . FUcking blizz.

that is one of the most retarded ideas i have ever heard.
congrats

>literally haven't played a non aggro deck in 20 games

Holy shit just how butthurt are people about quest warrior?

>there are mages roping at 0-0 in arena
literally what do you gain from this? it's turn 4 and I haven't conceded yet, so why don't you just save us both the trouble and stop?

...

happens in every game with that matchup unless you let him alex

...

>use value calculator to draft arena deck
>3 wins at most

>draft arena deck without value calculator
>6 wins on average

...

you have 2 months and a $10k grant to explain why this guy is allowed to abuse his position to cast tournaments

Goddamnit

Still better than the European casters

At the MTG pro tour they have a draft round before the standard round. If you want to be the best player you should be good at all formats

He's got a good sized dick

youtube.com/watch?v=BuoaGPlWr-4

that's nice, he buffed your totems for you

it doesnt matter how good you are, if you get gayed in the draft, you're fucked

my 5/20 taunt became a 3/3

>Hallazeal+Volcano

My fucking dick. Nigga rage quit.

in 1997

sniff my ass

thats on you for playing shit decks

Arena

It'd be a fun side thing to have during downtime like challengestone at blizzcon but that's about it

What the fuck is the new rogue hero portrait supposed to be, it looks like blurry dogshit

don't be ungrateful

are you actually retarded?

What are you going to cut for it? Im currently running a curator in place of Elise but curator feels too good to cut.

>rank 25 stories

wow so relevant

It's wild, I've never touched wild before. And besides you're acting like that combo is somehow impossible if it said rank 3 there.

well that is usually the season high for /hsg/

I still don't see it.

Maiev Shadowsong. She's actually a vengeance paladin, a warrior priestess that gets her magic from her oath.

yes, and what the fuck is that supposed to be

>paladin, warrior priestess
>plays as rogue

fucking gay

user he is making a pun about the hero ability
i dont know if it is from warcraft 3 or from dota

Don't be Un'Gorateful

>circle daggers

what the fuck did blizzard mean by this

It's not true, she used to be a priest but now she's a warden which is basically a rogue with more powers

lick my armpits