/acg/ - Animal Crossing General

>calling another villager a slut while praising Olivia
oh the irony

>Calls Pecan a slut
>Posts Olivia

When my roommate stopped playing and gave me their cartridge I used it exclusively to blow up the town and see what I got in the next one.

It's addictive.

Olivia has class. Pecan doesn't. Pecan would fuck anything in sight which is far from what Olivia would do.

>would fuck anything in sight which is far from what Olivia would do.
Yeah, Olivia would fuck even the things she can't see.

He takes breaks when you aren't around

Guys, I'm just missing an Ankylosaurus skull to complete the dinosaur section of the museum. I've been digging for DAYS and nothing.

Would anyone help an user out?

well he comes really often to my roost so i feel his work is pretty comfy at times
I never had Isabelle tho

Don't know why you feel the need to defend your used goods or where you're getting this false image of Olivia, but it won't change anything here. She's just better than Pecan.

Olivia > Pecan

I was pretty neutral on Olivia before, but congrats now I hate her cause she has obnoxious fans like you.

What's everyone's town roster?

I'm just sayin'...

Final one should be
>Giving your neighbor a rotten fruit then mailing them trash

>tumblr memes

Then there's me who gives villagers back their own fleas when they ask for fruit just to get a reaction out of them.

Cole
Gaston
O'hare
Katt
Mitzi
Punchy
Tasha
Drift
Agent S

I'm going for cat+bunny town (tasha is wildcard as i didnt like any snooty for that role) and next one to go is agent S to see if i can get carmen+dotty combo

...

Just tried working at the coffee shop for the first time and how am I supposed to get anybody's order right if they each only give me a bit of instructions? I intentionally avoided using a guide but this is ridiculous. I love it.

you are supposed to get it right with time, best thing to do is having a little notebook with each villager preferences.

pro tip is the not special npcs always have the same amounts of everything (like max cream and sugar or black and no sugar etc) regardless of the bean

I just so happened to find and submit a single fossil for inspection last night after Re-Tail closed and it just so happened to be an Ankylo skull. Just stopped myself from selling it when the name rang a bell.
That being said, I can give it to you whenever you're ready.

>Poppy
>Ankha
>Olaf
>Boomer
>Agnes
>Leopold
>Genji
>Dotty
>Ken
>Goldie

I don't really care for the last three so I'll probably scan them out at some point to start working on a themed set of villagers.

I will keep Marcel until somebody wants him.

>At the far end of town where the weeds grow and the wind sounds slow-and-low quality when it blows and no birds ever sing excepting old Jays...is the Dirt Patch of the Boxed Marcel.

>And deep in the weeds, some people say, if you look deep enough you can still see, today, where the Marcel once stayed just as long as it could before somebody took the Marcel away.

Oh man, you're a saviour? Are you available now?

Yup, I'll add you and open up within 5 minutes

Waiting at the gate.

If you are planning on getting rid of dotty i can give her a home

Could I come to someone's town for a petition?

Open!

You can come to mine

Pecan
Mira
Marina
Sterling
Mathilda
Walker
Hippeaux
Rooney
Gladys
Bangle

Rooney is moving out on the 28th and I hope Hippeaux goes next

I'll keep you in mind but I haven't decided who I'd want has a replacement peppy so she's probably not going anywhere in the immediate future. Doesn't help that I have a hard time letting veteran villagers leave either.

I'll let you whenever she ends up in boxes, though.

how long do your gameplay sessions normally last?

About 30 minutes, not including quickly checking turnip prices in the morning.

At least an hour, probably closer to two.

More than I'd like to admit

I have all all the standard ACNL Welcome Amiibo cards and figurines. Would anyone like me to scan in a particular villager or NPC?

I admire your dedication to Marcel and finding him a new home, user

For a town of jocks my villagers sure do love to stay indoors.

why would you have a town of the worst personality

Ankha
Carmen
Cherry
Pashmina
Rhonda
Willow
Sly
Static
Stitches
Chadder

It just happened

Does anyone have Katrina? I need my fortune told for an initiative.

She's in my town square.

yeah you can come to my town

Thanks!

Ganon is surprisingly nice for an evil villain.

I feel weird requesting someone from you everyday, so if you want to wait for someone else thats cool. but if not, I'd visit Dobie

He's too nice. It's kind of a bummer

I've scanned Dobie into my RV campsite. He has private study furniture. Would anyone like to visit him?

Would you like to visit him now?

im making note of JYo's lines so that i can steal their identity

yeah, i'm here

to give away I have:
wild painting
proper painting
New Nintendo 3ds
Yuka's pic x3
world map
Julian's pic
golden chair x3

I'm looking for a popcorn machine and a large magazine rack

Boris is in my rv camp if anyone would like home theater furniture

Well, that's not creepy at all

Good thing you gave him the heads up to use a trip code.

Could I claim that proper painting? I'll have both things you're after in a few minutes.

>Marina gives me a quiz fro ma magazine
>Asks me what I think about the villager I'm trying to kick out
>Asks me what topic concerns me the most and one of them is Pecan's clothes, after I spent a while getting her to wear the ones I wanted
This personality quiz might be pretty accurate...

I would if possible.

yep, gates open

I need your FC

Sorry forgot to put it on, we are already friends.

Gate's open

Do you think i could visit?

I'm away right but you can visit when I get home

...

Are you still here?

Bones is leaving on the twenty somethingth though.

>get a cool new villager
>He puts his house in the dumbest spit possible

I have whole side of my town with no houses or anything on it

>
Im here

Gate's open

If I can get someone to move out in the not too distant future I'd gladly take the ninja chicken.

Bump

I like Olivia but... come on, dude.

Shut up, you're talking there like there aren't people who do that with Pecan. There also used to be that Mint fan who was worse.

Olivia, pecan, mint, whatever.
It pales in comparison to the autism that plagued this thread for years involving ankha.

I need some fertilizer for an initiative but my stores are closed. Can someone let me visit to buy some?

Yeah give me a minute

Thanks. Let me know when your gates are open.

Gates are open

I still have Dobie in my RV campsite. Would anyone like to visit him?

I started a new job and I'm burnt to shit and tired as hell. What's everyone up to?

>mentioning he who must not be named

I found myself with an Ankha way back in an old town around the launch of the game and she ended up being my favorite of all the villagers that I ever had in that town. That guy as well as all the porn that's been made of her over the years has convinced me that I'm one of a very small minority of people who really likes her but doesn't want to fap to her.

I didn't say the name, now did I?
Also, you aren't special for not fapping to her dude. It doesn't really matter whether you do or not.

Just saying that most of the attention she gets is because of the porn. She's in the same boat as Bonbon now.

Even the very shota Marshal has a good sized fanbase that likes him only because he's cute.

>trying to steal Motts sloppy tv
This mother fucker is making me work for it.

Oh jeez, this dumb argument again? Not even gonna bother debunking that.

And there's absolutely nothing wrong with liking a villager because they're cute. That's kind of the point of the game.

So more than 30 weeds are required for rare stuff on Weeding day?

Who is the ankha loving autist you speak of? Tell us the tale, user-kun.

I'm sure if you dig through the archives about 4 years or so you can find the fucker. Insufferable cunt who was the most autistic furry in the world and wouldn't stop posting ever. Plagued these threads for years.

>now
Pft she's the OG fap bait.

>Archive
>4 years ago
user please, I don't want to go on a wild goose chase.

Are you talking about Wolfman or am I thinking of someone else?

I actually can't remember his name. I think my memory has purposefully purged it.

It's that time again.