/ksg/- Katawa Shoujo General

Hey guys, having a good day so far?

Nth for headpat

Ri~n!

I went to the hospital to find out I'm going to get a camera stuck up my penis while I'm conscious, went to work to find myself spending far too long on something completely unimportant, came home and put too much hot pepper sauce in my meatballs and now I'm watching edgy seasonal ecchi anime while complaining on /ksg/

So all in all pretty good. How about you.

Well, that's going to be an exciting day for you.

I'm told pain can be quite exciting, in any case.

I'm into pain, just not up there, the thought of it is painful.

It didn't help he decided to describe what it would be like including the blood that would likely come out

Oh nasty, hope it all goes good for you man

>complaining on /ksg/
Truly nothing better to do!

It's better they tell you, though. Trust me, you'll thrash a lot less knowing what's going to happen.

Me too, me too symptoms are scarily close to prostrate cancer
Complaining at people is truly the greatest past-time.

Could have done without being told about the blood. I thrashed around when he was poking and feeling my "waterpipe" today and I roughly knew how that would feel. God help me when its an actual wire.

Trust me, though, if you see it and you don't know it's coming, you'll jump out of your own asshole to hit somebody like a dog getting felt up from behind by the vet.

Thick is a great guy

I know Rin really isn't the best girl, but sometimes I feel like she is.

Praise be upon Thighs

Even then I think I'll look far away while its happening, I've never looked at my when I've donated blood or had it tested.

The only time giving blood bothers me is while I watch it ooze out of me.

If you don't look it doesn't feel like its happening.

How is this thread still here? Why is this thread still here?

To thank docs

Arigato, doctor-sama.

...

That's what you get for not being alert at work.

which Katawa would be the best mother? who would be the worst?

Shizune is worst.

I'd say Akira is best since she has a job.

OUCH! though some people seem to be into it for some reason
Hope you get an all clear!

I didn't for a long time, because I didn't know for sure if it'd bother me or not. Now I look to see if they're going to miss the vein

Thanks doggo. Theres nothing wrong with being into pain, theres something very very wrong with enjoying having something inserted up your urethera.

>Addicted to KS
>frequent KS/b/
>after the great purging, start frequenting /ksg/
>shitpost daily for almost a straight year
>leave the fandom for about two years
>check this old board to see if you guys are still fucking here
>turns out you guys are still fucking here
Why are you guys still fucking here

I aint complaining, but holy fuck how

I don't understand how people claim to enjoy that.

It's a pretty small time commitment compared to my job, to be honest.

Pain or urtheral insertion?

both, but especially the latter

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Pain is only fun when its somewhat sexual and you're really painful, no one enjoys pain on its own. The power dynamics in it can be really sexy too. Sometimes I grab clothes pegs and put them tight on my nipples when I edge.

I don't get the appeal of hardcore penis torture or insertion though.

For those that follow the Wonka story, I've released the latest chapter!
Chapter 5: The Inven-tea-ing room (undertaker33.deviantart.com/art/Hisao-and-the-Chocolate-Factory-Chapter-5-676893758)

Enjoy!

I am so looking foward to this, I'm grabbing lunch thought so I'll be right back!

Are you European? It's a bit late for a lunch.

I hope both your meal and the story are to your liking.

Why would you ask him if he's european. Its 11pm in western Europe

Nah, I'm from Chicago. It's 5pm here haha but I woke up super late

Reading now!!

My work leaves me 'upside down' on the clock, often.

>Melancholy burglar
Looool

>Light blue sundress
Dawww sounds cute

>Lichan
DAaaawwww

Very cute! Short and sweet, no pun intended.

Sorry boys
but this is the standard of OC these days

Lilly!

>But it works well with cantea!
Not really.

>She's reaching!
She really is...

>Emi really like sweets!
Source?

>Ewwwwwwwww
NO, NOT LIKE THAT! Not that I'd mind...

It's a sensitive area like the rest of the wang.

Also very sensitive to having things placed where by every possible rationale should not be placed.

>Not really
I like it so I'mma keep it!

>She really is
She's Hanako and is trying to help, of course she is!

>Source?
Have you seen the way the girl eats lunch!? And she eats your festival food!

Lilly!

Emi eats cakes pretty well during the Shanghai scene.

So's yer butte.
It's definitely a weird thing but at the same time I can see where people who do it come from, Even if some take it too far.

>Have you seen the way the girl eats lunch
Has nothing to do with what she eats.

>she eats your festival food!
Cheat day.

You're just making shit up so you have an excuse to get more fatawas!

Best character

Like I said, I enjoy pain just the thought of urethral stuff fills me with fear.

Then I highly recommend you do not try it.

This thread is supposed to be comfy. Why do you gotta remind me that there are situations where you need to shove solid things into your urethra?

I am not! She scarfs down sweets to keep her energy levels high for running! And as said, she even gets cake! CAKE!!

>More fatawas
J'accuse!!!

Muahahaha
It's all about hitting the right stride between enthusiastic candy man and horrible anti-social tour guide

At least you're not the one who's going to have it done to him.

Yes but it's like seeing someone else get kicked in the balls.

Your favourite Katawa will come to the real world, live happily with you for the rest of your life, partake in all of your fetishes and generally be there for you. All you have to do is spend 2 hours during urethral insertions

Will you do it?

Do I get to see what kind of objects get inserted before I make this bargain?

off by one you pour soul, also fuck yeah I'd do it that'd be worth

>Partake in all of your fetishes

You drive a hard bargain...

>You will have lifetime happiness but all you gotta do is be slightly uncomfortable for two hours.
Think it through. Hell is already doing it and he can't even have his katawa.

What kind of insertions?

Also yes.

You do not but they will not have long term effects.

Veeky Forums skips non 0 gets so I couldn't not be off! You're a brave man toasty

She even won't suffer the health effects of it

>slightly uncomfortable

The kind that will make you scream.

>The kind that will make you scream.
That is not a valid answer.

C'mon if you're come up with these kinds of questions you've gotta do your research.

Since I'm having it done anyway I get a katawa right? Right?!?!

For warm up something nice and easy like a thin plastic wire, once thats reached your bladder then comes the nice hot copper wire, then a nice electric current is passed through it and both are yanked out.

Then comes larger more fun and rigid things.

Well then just because you're an edgy faggot the answer is no.
What good is my katawa when I have a UTI and ED.

I did so no long term consequences

Besides I don't want to research this shit to keep you happy.

>no long term effects
Deal.

Excellent, of course I can't say anything about psychological effects.

>No suffering health effects
But user, being out of shape is one of my fetishes!
>No long term effects
I can fuckin deal, I'm a man. Gimmie!

As in she won't have her foot amputated from from diabetes.

I already have psychological problems!

Being insane would just make me a better writer!

Enjoy the nightmares!

Oh lol yeah I've never seen that but that'd be a bad

Besides, if she's willing to do butt-stuff, we should be willing to take dick stuff!

I'm a rather poor dreamer, actually.

I had three last night and that's more than I had in the last three years.

rin would probably be the worst mother

Lilly would probably be the best mother

>rin worst mom
Nah, she'd totally raise her blind artist daughter just fine.

How do we rank the rest?

I propose the rest are:

if Lilly is 1, then
Emi is 2
Hanako is 3
Misha is 4
Shizune is 5
Rin is 6

Shizune would be a good...well, provider

I can't see her being a good mother.

At least Rin would try, even if she has...something wrong with her.

>implying Misha wouldn't be the best mom.

Never talk to me or my waifu again.

>Still talking about this VN.

Bamboozled again, thanks doc.

Some user thought /ksg/ died. I had to see for myself because I simply refused to believe it.

Love you guys.

Please, put us down

I want to be at peace

You're the only one who can end it for you.

Only the helpless let others make choices for them.

Taking fanfiction requests. I can't promise success, but I've been...not on a cold streak lately, at least.

Write one where Hanako finally snaps and murders Lily.

She'll never see it coming.

Careful lads, she's a fearsome foe.

...

*scorpion teleports behind u*

Yes.
Do it for her.

>mfw no yandere Lilly gf

Life is cruel.