/owg/ - Overwatch General

>hi guys! I'm the Reaper76 user.

Have you seriously never even played something like TF2 before

"Kill the Medic" EVERYONE knows that

Seagull's a cool guy, idk why folks give him shit.

cunts gonna cunt

Post cute!

Lore fags, tell me. Who is more buff/has more muscle, prime Reyes or Morrison?

>I... I... I just wanted to fit in with the Helix guys! They said they would love me if I did butt stuff for them.

Not to be rude, but how did you not figure this out before?

>players who have jumped from Platinum in season 3 to high-Master or even Grandmaster in season 4
It just doesn't make sense

Tracer's cute!

Tumblr old go

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>POTG
>it's someone from the losing team

Will you protect Lena's smile /owg/?

>tfw you'll never lick her abs

Why even live

Which hero takes the most skill to play? Which hero takes the least?

Genji
Tracer
Ana
Mei
McCree
Soldier
Lucio
Roadhog
Reinhardt

In order of how strong I am on each.

>Morrison steals a prototype one of a kind heavy pulse-rifle
>Amari steals Mercy's prototype biotic-rifle

So since they both have one of a kind weapons, how exactly are they getting ammo for those guns?

Unique weapon != unique ammunition

>potg
>it's some mundane shit where someone shot a guy once and then walked away and then the person they shot died to someone else
>instead of that sick quadruple kill ult you got

Why is potg so fucking broken

>idk why folks give him shit
I've yet to come across anyone in the "Overwatch community" that people have had a negative opinion of who has actually deserved that bad reputation. Kephrii is probably the best example of the chasm between what shitters say about someone and how he actually acts.

Of course...

>EMP now instantly activates while breaking stealth
y/n?

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Post rare Sombras

DELET

kek

I'd say they are probably the same.

> Kephrii is probably the best example of the chasm between what shitters say about someone and how he actually acts.
I think 90% of that is just the kneejerk reaction to Widowmains.

Top 500 seems like such a fun elite club. Everyone seems to know each other and even in soloq you're almost guaranteed to have a team where everyone knows what they're doing.

Got to get your epic edition maymay in there before someone else

Who is that supposed to be?

If anything, he sets a good example because he actually switches hero when he's being dead weight.

post yfw
>"YOU'RE POWERED UP! GET IN THERE!"

Torbjörn's daughter.

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Yeah, that's what I meant. He stays on Widow as long as possible, but his Tracer, Sombra, Mei and Winston are actually pretty legit when he switches. It's just that he gets shit for maining Widow and asking others to play around him. But desu, I've watched him pop off before, and he's a fucking carry when he does.

canon ship

>girlfriend is a disgusting freckled ginger

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Which Overwatch girl loves anal and why is it Fareeha?

Also
>32
>not married

Those Amari eggs are going to crust up little Fareeha!

She's pretty ugly desu, Tracer could've done way better.

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> tough girl who likes it rough
> still saving herself for the perfect man
definitely Pharah

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I want to know how the PotG algorithm works. Or doesn't work, rather.

literally nothing changes

Speaking of canon ships, have Torbjörn's wife, Reye's family (or whoever he was stalking) and the man on a date with Fareeha been mentioned prior to that Christmas comic?

Also, has there been any expanded lore on Winston's 'dad' and how he died?

Give me one good reason why widow or mercy mains should not be hanged

>those thighs
good lord

>he doesn't like freckles or red hair

What's it like having shit taste?

What do I do!? To much responsibility

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Mercy mains can revive a good team if they're good at hiding.

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Nothing on Torb's wife or Reyes's "family." Pharah's """"date"""" is probably the guy in one of Ana's sprays for the Uprising event.

Winston's "dad" was probably killed in the space monkey uprising.

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I'm beginning to think the woman he is stalking was once his woman. It would make his story tragic.

>can't get your wife pregnant due to the SEP
>still loves you anyways
>your hatred of Overwatch and Jack blinds you
>you die and become a nano machine monster
>wife moves on and finds a man that can get her pregnant.

>that guy who hovered at 2850 for over a week before just dropping competitive in bitter disgust
it's me

Look at the way she's eyeing up Winston. She's a cheating ginger WHORE!

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Here's how it works

Pharah isn't on a date, Chu had to answer that the day the comic came out.

You know you're at Diamond rank when nobody on your team uses their ultimate for the entire game.

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At least Mercy mains are willing to go supporteven though they're all giant cry babies that expect praise for doing their job. Widow mains have no excuse.

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an assasin planted by talon

I didn't necessarily mean a romantic date anyway, just the "meeting up with a friend" kind of date.

It favors specific heroes. Blizzard wants potgs to look like a Naruto episode. That's why it's Genji, Hanzo or Widowmaker every time.

>better butt
>better body

Why is she with a literally who ginger again?

That panel with her and the guy was used when Chu was talking about Pharah's parents at some conference so it's probably just how her dad looks now.

What happened did you get sniped too many times by a Widow or a Mercy rez undid everything?

>kill someone
>"I told you to cease."

I want a voice line where she says "I told you I'd shoot, but you didn't believe me. WHY DIDN'T YOU BELIEVE ME?!".

>Went from high diamond to about to derank

Should I just keep playing or end the season at 3k after decay
I don't give a fuck anymore

he's either her father, step-father or father figure

If you don't care then stop playing

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But it's always Torbjorn

>torb's wife
No
>Reyes family
No
>Dinner with Pharah
She's not on a date and it's most likely her dad
>Winston's dad
We've known what happened to him for ages, he got killed by the apes who took over the space colony

>get a teamwipe with nanovisor that clears the objective so overtime can run out and win us the game
>potg is lucio booping someone off a cliff

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I can already see it. Blizzard loves corruption and redemption arcs.

>Talon tries the same tactic to Tracer that they used to Gerard Lacroix
>That means Emily is an undercover Talon agent meant to assassinate Tracer
>Widowmaker's brainwashing is already wearing off
>Ends up saving Tracer from Emily and becoming Tracer's real girlfriend

Why the fuck can't I get a game in ~2600 that doesn't include a diamond/gold two-stack?

not so much cute as lewd

>tfw need aimbot tier accuracy or lucky flashbang to 1v1 genji
>tfw cant use deadeye when genji is alive on other team
>tfw cant escape from genji if he wants to duel you but genji can escape from you
>tfw missing shots all daywhile genji and his pencil thin fram is parkouring around you while picking you apart with aimless shurikens and dashes
>tfw genji bunnyhops after flashbang and you cant get any damage in
>tfw you flashbang genjis feet and it deflects into your face and you get dashed through with next to no health remaining and killed by a random shuriken
>tfw you fan the hammer and deflect kills you
>tfw while waiting for deflect animation to end genji still drains half your health
>tfw genji and dva ruin your fun

all the while you could click his head once and his body once and be done with it