/shmupg/ - Shoot 'em Up General

go play quality ports

>there is an Under Defeat rom for mame
What? How is mame supposed to play this game?

This still made me sad that they even let it happen

It kind of fascinates me that it did happen. It's such a half-assed job, the game wasn't altered to match the cover or anything. You just buy this weird Charlie's Angels lookin' game and then pop it in to get a loli witch flying around shooting magic and whatnot.

sega naomi, this easy to emulate

How do I do it then? When I try to start it, mame crashs. Do I have to put the CHD file into the rom folder or the actual archive of the game?

>under defeat
buy an xbox/ps3/dreamcast you poor faggots

you should download sega naomi rom and emulator, not mame

>buy a console for a game you can emulate
terrible advice

>emulation
user, you.. you know what... lol..... just...... lol

Yes because we all know that 360 ports are as authentic as they come lmao

under defeat port to the gameboy would be more authentic than emulation LOL

Try to explain your reasoning for this

seriously, I got excited till I saw that it wasn't cave. who fucking cares?

absurd but actually true

>can't afford to pay cave for games that matter
>here guys we got another poojin for ya, get le hoype!!
LOL!

decent chance it's ginga force and tiny chance it's natsuki. so maybe not a doujin. other option is doujin samidare.

If it's not presented by CAVE, why bother presenting it at all?

The Under Defeat rom for dreamcast nullDC works, but the graphics are somehow kinda ugly.

>dreamcast

>rom

found the plebian retard.

>you can be well-practiced for if you ever do get the chance to play it on a real arcade machine!
more than that, the less input lag and greater slowdown makes it easier and you'll score higher than before. Why do you think dads opt for pcb? because it's easier and for plebs.

Who are Kraut and Cee? Explain who they are and what they do please.

Who cares

local cumdumps
>what they do
provide their boypussies to worthy shmupg players, i can't wait for shmupgcon 2017.

attention whores, who got nothing

the heart and lungs/ yin and yang of shmupg.

Kraut: Autism mascot of /shmupg/
Cee: Man of virtue and laughter

t. cee

Nice try kraut but I see through you.

This game is hard.

So why is cream back? I thought she said she stoped with this degenrate hobby?

shmups are redditpilled you mong

>she

>implying trannys don't have an emotional spectrum like a 9/11 pilot

They're all over the place mate.

It's Samidare.

>degica doesn't port cave games
>only upcoming game is poowarumi
why even play this dead genre

>degica doesn't port cave games anymore
>all the cavedrones go back to their touhou games
best time to play this dead genre

>cavedrones go back to their touhou games
i wonder who could be behind such an idiotic post

Ikaruga brings out the worst in people

worst game, worst people. it all makes so much sense now.

Is the game really only 15min long?

15 mins to long.

youtube.com/watch?v=t34dvg5F5rA

i sincerely hope this abomination doujin shite isn't next.

Get ready to be disappointed then.

15 minutes is the perfect shmup lenght, but this game is 10 minutes too long.

Was the guy who played Dogyuun on STG Weakly from here?
I remember here also posted a MAX once.

>Was the guy who played Dogyuun on STG Weakly from here?
"dude" was overtly frequent in his vocab so i'd say it's likely he's here unfortunately.

A poohou-like? Ugh...
Looks boring as hell

What defines a touhou-like? It looks like a normal vert shmup to me unless you mean focus on boss battles instead of stage layout?

The bullet patterns, layout and focus on boss battles, yes.

My thoughts exactly, it looks like generic Touhouesque garbage. More CAVE when?

it's the typical boring ugly doujin shite we've seen 100s of times before.

degica focus on bringing arcade to steam not more of this throw away horseshit poojin.

>Not CAVE
D R O P P E D
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Lord dad shows touhou kids how it's done
youtube.com/watch?v=AcoEwli_384

How sad is it that he has to have "not CAVE" as a hint? He must know people don't give a shit any to anything else. Have they confirmed or denied that they're done with CAVE yet?

tell me about ikeda, why does he sell the piss?

Well, at least they were nice enough to say it wasn't CAVE and keep us from getting our hopes up for that.

Anyways, as far as I'd heard, they're still willing to do CAVE ports, but CAVE hasn't really tried doing anything else with them yet.

Tell me about /shmupg/, why are their memes all stale?

Let's see if they will announce something in/after the event.
I doubt it, of course it will be Gomaotsu related promotion

>spoiler
Most likely. If there is a new announcement, I'm pessimistic enough to believe it'll just be another crummy mobile game with reused assets like Gold Label.

>Plumeria's tie going between her tits like that
I see what they're trying to do but damn does it look stupid. I wonder when the next Deathsmiles event will be.

wait what, cream is tranny?

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Kraut is the yin here, make no mistake.

>Well, at least they were nice enough to say it wasn't CAVE and keep us from getting our hopes up for that.
Yeah, that's true. At least I know I won't be spending any money on games.

He likes to take the piss.

>not CAVE
At least it might be good.

>not CAVE and also good
There's a first time for everything!

what happened? steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=660224194

someone decided to make a garbage game and used anime tits to sell it?

I will make a good game and use anime tits to sell it.

this is only possible if you work for cave

I will make a hopefully good game with anime tits but they are not the intended selling point! but I won't be upset at anyone who finds it the only appealing part

>but I won't be upset at anyone who finds it the only appealing part
let the best tits win!

Except for the good game part.

>thought cream was a female.

She is, the dick just makes it better

Yeah. Didn't really even thought the opportunity.
This. My dick is even harder now.

enough with your girlfriend's penis, post your progress in shmups
today i got to last boss in poojin kusoge Vulkaiser, now can't even get out of first stage, maybe tomorrow. i want to send replay to stg archive guy becouse there are no super hard clears of this game on youtube.

>tfw mom interrupts garegga study time and makes me walk the dog
stupid fucking bitch

I tossed a few credits into CCWI and was trying that out a bit more. Seems alright but I'm not sure if I'll try to make anything of it yet.

Type II because I like blue.

>not listening to 6 hour long garegga lecture while walking the dog

>cavedrones
>people
Ha, in the west they are on the same level as poohou fans.

>want to send replay to stg archive guy
I think that faggot doesn't even accept kusoclears anymore. Once send him a replay and didn't get any response.

I tried it too, seems ok but not really worth spending any time in like a CAVE game.

>all the people on the farm saying they like ginga force
>it's samidare

As if you'd have any time in any game at all.

>Will you also be bringing Samidare to Steam?
>This is something we're looking into but can't comment on at this point.

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