/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

>Our old slavewhore Gtamen is a renowned Rockstar-dick-sucking shill - beloved far and wide for his intense faggotry and autistic MrBossFTW hate on Youtube.

>697,130 smackeroos

how can i get one of these

maybe if i got a bus or ambulance people would hop in and not blow me up. Had a pretty good streak of being in the swat van giving people rides to the strip club.

you cant anymore ;^)

are you playing the game? turn your mic on

fuck you for wagging your rich dick in my face then >:T

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sorry f.am, went to jack off and didn't see

rockstargames.com/newswire/article/60188/GTA-Online-Tiny-Racers-Out-Now

>Log in and play GTA Online on PS4, Xbox One or PC at any point between now and Sunday, April 30th to be eligible for a GTA$425K tax refund

>have duffel and armless still

btfo

Rockstar is now doing a hefty tax rebate, but it's just there to lure in modders and people who begged for modders to drop cash.

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mini ass baby ass drivers this is some arcade lazy bullshit

Fuck

>tfw having fun grinding contact missions with randoms
>end up doing it for hours
>started with 30k, level 59
>now have 2 million and level 80
vicodin and adderall is a combination of gods

time trial can be done solo now, neat.

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When did this fun happen?
Whats the standard time that you are are on?

>leaf
you got what was comin to you

fun times

this is the most fun ive had playing a co-op video game in probably a decade. all my randoms are friendly, not autistic, and aren't shit

New cars, clothes with the new update???

Nope!

9am-11pm GMT more or less

HAHAHAHAHA

Plz do not reply to my post, faggot

>All these sudden rebates, refunds and double GTA$ opportunities
How ludicrously expensive is stuff going to be in the next update?

if anyone on xboner wants to grind contact missions with me later i'm down, i know all the good shit
gamertag is godchanka

yo lettuce if you're reading this you have to get in on this grind with me, i blew past you in levels overnight. you're 67 and i'm one mission away from level 80 as i write this.

Extremely.
Probability of a new warehouse for storing military equipment.
New military vehicles.
New guns.

Honestly, i hope it is all super expensive. I'm afraid of running out of content and getting bored, because it's happened so many times with so many games and video games are the only thing that distract me from my depression. If I had everything in GTA Online I'd have to find something else to occupy my time again, etc.

The more expensive things are, the more I have to grind, and the more I have to grind the more I'm distracted from unhappy thoughts.

thats fine i hope theres another motorcycle club kind of tier for working with the triads, black gangs, latin fags, mafia.

Gunrunning stuff is probably going to make special vehicles look like a bargain bin.

gunrunning is just going to be a shittier version of biker businesses and those were already shit

Buzzard now, or save 1 more million and buy a Hydra, then use the hydra to grind for my buzzard?

buzzard is way more useful for missions, vip/ceo stuff.

buzzard first.

hydra is fun but buzzard is all business.

>Going over the speed limit
>Two vigilantes swerve from both sides to stop me
>Third turns right out of the center lane to block me just in case I made it past

alright, thanks guys. just bought the buzzard

"tiny racers"?

>you go to jail
>they both receive a presidential medal of freedom

"we're going to try to fix menus again on the low key, and ban those who cheated themselves money"

This infuriates more than it has any right to. Cuckstar purposefully programmed this shit in and they're just playing dumb and ignoring all the reports about it.

it's really just codeword for "this cool thing we did with the skycam which already exists"

speaking of, do you think rockstar's going to retain any of the same mechanics in rdr2?

Me too. This is the only thing in the game that legitimately pisses me the fuck off. cars will just randomly swerve off the left side of the road directly into me for no reason it all, and it's obviously on purpose. It's so fucking dumb, I hate it. Especially when you just bought a new car and hit LSC, and you just want to cruise without fucking it up and admire your new ride, but all the AI drivers are like if someone put in the fucking Pedestrians Riot cheat code from GTA3

STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM

scid: Nimrodpart
would like to join pc_gtag :3

bank robberys
train robberys
cattle ranch grinding
oil grinding
buffalo cards
pinkerton agents

some stupid hollywood bullshit about natives or something.

Theyre probably going to try to copy as much shit as they can without being blatant about it, to save assets and resources and more importantly for them, money. It's going to be full-on jew tier for RDRO, since theyve spent all these years perfecting their jewery in GTAO and they dont have to ease into it for RDRO like they did with GTAO, since they already know exactly where theyre going with that game from the very beginning

i really liked liars dice and poker in the last rdr but knowing how jewish rockstar is im sure its not going to be very much money.

still waiting on a casino and fucking animals in online like horses.

>3 new horses
>released over 5 weeks

Railgun would make all air vehicles completely useless, do it.

t.Valkyriefag

Wait, so all I have to do is log in to GTA:O and I'll get $425k?

how fun is it to have a fully loaded valkyrie with friends?

>turning right from the middle lane
>it is even marked to only go straight
wow great npc AI there, Star of David

since money is shared between characters i assume logging into both of them won't net you twice the money right?

>1 person
pretty much just a taxi
>2 person
pretty much a flying spawntrap for anyone on the ground, assuming you have a semi-competent pilot and gunner
>3 person
can stay OTR for 9 minutes with a cooldown of one minute, can get some aircraft here and there
>4 person
Permanent OTR assuming everyone knows what their roles are
Anti-air, you have two cannons, which shred through aircraft like shit
You still have your crew chief on the HE cannon spawn trapping shitters on ground

Pretty much fun if its filled with 4 CEOs and everyone is coordinating

id like to do something like this with a blimp or ww1 airplane.

you think that, but think about how useless a ww1 plane would be. No lock on, slow RoF machine guns, poor control, and probably slow. and it'd cost you probably 1.25 million and you'd never use it again

>using each individual player's OTR to lengthen your own time
why did i not think of this before
this is using ghost organization, right?

Did the update not drop yet still?

Just like those assholes in real life

>first time using valkyre against normies
>hitting him with main gun for 15-20 seconds without any change in his health
>whips out homo launcher
>dodge missile, does a 360 and fucks muh ass
I still dont believe. Its a nice heli but i hate it.

For the last time, it's not an update you retards.

I need your help guys, got 3 spots left in my garage and I really don't know what car to buy. I'm more into classic/90s cars.

Wangan racing cars
>Elegy Retro Cosum
>Comet Retro Costum
>Banshee 900R
>Imponte Ruiner

Classics
>Infernus Classic
>Turismo Classic
>Stinger GT (Not sure about this, might sell it)

buy another garage, i got 5 with 10 fully modded cars and i still want more.

three kurumas

4th office garage and 7th property when?

Get a muscle car
>Wangan racing
Fucking faggot

>all this ricer shit

AMERICAN MUSCLE

My favorite in the entire game is the 900r, so i'd say that.

Friendly reminder that Musclefags are fags who project their insecurities on import drivers and they have to band together in muscle car meets because that's all their cars are good for.

Will people on my friend list be able to track my every move, or can I go invisible and appear offline to them? I haven't dared accept any friend request because I would feel so judged every time I logged on during neet hours.

SCN: Lolicon__King
Would like to join PC_GTAG

>npc proceeds to yell that he's driving a rental

Says on the blacklist you crew killed /gtag/ during crate sales

Yes.
They will know when you go online.
They will know if you fuck up a heist.
They will know if you have shit taste in cars.
They will know if you bought a Megalodon Shark Card.
They will know all of your deepest darkest secrets.
And worst of all,
They will know how long you have stayed inside an Armored Kuruma.

Half of /gtag/ are neets or worse. Stop worrying about pointless shit.

What a cutie.

I've only been playing online for 8 hours and just started this past week. So somethings wrong there.

There's 2 underscores btw if that changes anything

if you're an adult, it shouldn't mean anything. if you're still concerned after that, consider the fact that some of these fags are literally on the other side of the planet and you wouldn't be able to play with them otherwise.

I don't like having more than one garage

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If people see you getting online, it means they're online too numbnuts.

>tfw still can't sell properties
>will never perfectly consolidate my car garage

The only reason I would want more properties is so I can buy more properties around the map. I want a shitty 2 car up north to put the DoD in like a lock up.

Damn straight, my bros.

t. salty ricefag whose suped-up Civic couldn't even beat a V6 Camaro

>rockstar game services are unavailable
:(

is there currently a glitch that lets you get either the night visions mask or goggles on their own?

>start first MC business
>gonna sell my stock worth over 300k
>exit building
>delivery vehicle doesn't spawn
>suddenly get delivery failed and lose all my stock
>R*'s face when

t. slow musclefag being slow at everything, even for replies