Heroes of the Storm General - /hotsg/

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Don't worry, it will die within a week when people realise it's still the same game

>johanna
I'd probably apologize, even though I've done nothing wrong

...

Yeah, but it's a good game, no one gave it a chance after all the memes.

delet this

ITS SO CLOSE I CAN ALMOST TASTE IT

Where the FUCK is Maiev?

So did the devs at any point in Valeera's devolpment stop and think, "Hmm, is this actually a well made hero that is enjoyable to play as AND against and adds something missing to this game?"

Because if they did I have really, really low expectations of 2.0 fixing this shitheap.

Le Oric skin can be renamed to Mr Vry-cool
Harrison being an easter egg is irrelevant
Forgot about meme goblin mount. Oppsies

stick my face in her butt in retaliation

Deathwing is coming, cataclysm ulti.
Or maybe Gruul

On hearthstone

Or maybe duo Deathwing Gruul antagonists Ragnaros/Varian-like.

The hearthstone character?

*BRAAAAAAAAAP

NEW HERO IS DRUID MULTICLASS

> no
op is not a fag for once

>americunts so stupid they need a program to count down

I want to lick Jaina's vagina bones.

>everything is black
>the only way to see other players / minions is when they attack which highlights their body

I'll take
>What are timezones that no one elaborates on half the time?
For 200 please.

Mad cuz we smart and make programs to do nerd shit for us

>that tiny little bulge

>Only the tank is good
>Feral and Oomkin are bad
Well I guess I can live with that

>his country is in only one timezone
o i am laffin

>tfw really want to like this game because of the characters and map objectives
>keep getting teammates who drool on their keyboard
H E L P

>His country has no castle and african tier square borders.

>find one good player every couple games
>tell said player that they're good and we should play together
>get bonus XP

whats the problem user

>Trait: Blind Rage
>Atramedes cannot see. The minimap is disabled, and his sight range is severely reduced.
>When out of his sight range, minions abilities and heroes all emit soundwaves, visible only to Atramedes. These are green, yellow and red respectively.
>Atramedes deals 100% more damage to Heroic targets and has 50 armor.

If you can't herd the flock then don't be upset that they lack guidance

when my team is being retarded, i just start rotating and pushing lanes nonstop and ignore the objective. not guaranteed to work, but the exp lead this yields is sometimes enough to give them enough of an advantage to get the next objective and win the next teamfight

>not knowing which time zones cover your country

I'm autistic and should be doing that, good idea

another good point I don't ever talk in games

I had the opposite problem where we were winning really hard then two of my teammates decided to split push top while they got our bot keep for free
all down hill from there

>dehaka still hasn't been nerfed

Boomkin piece of shit!

>Arthas is still shit
>Zera and Valeera are still allowed to exist in general

why should I care about 2.0 again?

What user is tryin to say here is that Heroes of the Storm is actshuallay Heart of the Swarm envisioned as Brood War where none of your units listen to your commands and you have to learn the esoteric ways around the pointless, poorly written programming that is the game.

>the one time you don't take a hero who can deal with cloakshitters the enemy team gets two of them

I wonder if deathwing would play like dragon knight from dota 2.

You don't need to type to provide direction to your team. You have access to 5 different ping, countless timer links, etc. Don't tell people how to play, just use one word commands like "bot" or "obj" or "def" and use your pings as your voice.

Typing a sentence of criticism will usually tilt a bad player, ensuring you lose. Let your actions speak for themselves, and ignore talkative teammates that flood your chat with garbage.

I hope not. Or at the very least, I hope him being a dragon is a passive on 10 like dual blades.

>Plot twist: It's the D2 Druid

The game is fine, the players are not.

Work with people like a resource and it gets better.

thanks user
Do people still use hotslogs? It was pretty popular back when I played regularly

>deathwings ult is him becomming the map and forcing a teamfight while the enemy team gets attacked by red goodmonsters.

i know what i typed is too rediculous.
but i want something really rediculous and creative when it comes to deathwing.

It's dying and on life support. Extremely inaccurate.

my only evidence of being a decent player down the drain
guess I'll try playing ranked again

>Dehaka
At least he didn't lick it ;_;

There's more than one way to collect your essence, user...

>tfw the new hero isnt maiev

The dev team announced they have an official API coming soon. Hotslogs got greedy and touched the sun. He got burned.

>Deathwing feels you on his left
>Deathwing feels you on his right
>Deathwing feels you on his left
>Deathwing feels you on his right
>The sun has set on this mortal world, fools. Make peace with your end, for the Hour of Twilight falls!
>Deathwing feels you on his right, he is about to roll!
>Deathwing feels you on his left.

good riddance to that hotslogs kike

post that one image

OC

Just in time before maintenance

>Cinematic will be a fight between Genji and Deathwing
>Genji starts to get rekt but at the end he is saved by Hanzo
>We get both Shimada brothers this week and Deathwing on the next

I know it isn't this one, but I thought you might like it

>posting lewd pictures of Malfurion's waifu

How DARE you?

>Arthas still shit
I have bad news for you son. You are the problem, he is actually pretty strong right now

Hush, Tyrande.

Who has the biggest dong?

>If they somehow beat Spine and Madness, Deathwing is dead for the end of the game
The ultimate price for the ultimate ability

>Cinematic is Hanzo and Genji fighting
>They both use their ultimates
>Deathwings flies in, eats both of them and yells "Nice dragons cucks, don't even got wings how can asian dragons even compete?"
>No Hanzo

Wasn't it supposed to be live by 12 minutes ago?

No, try 2 hours from now

>Rexxar just slapped my ass
How thicc is his dicc?

12 PM (PDT)
PDT
PDT user, PDT

It has all the good proportions of an orc dick but all the girth of an ogre's

>Abathur
Must've been the wind.

>genji
>having even a remote chance at fucking up deathwing

as far as power level goes only sc characters can compete

>Abathur making a genetically perfect Deathwing clone
Jesus no

How long until stream goes online?

Adventurers are about to kill Sargeras. Deathwing is basically wrecked by Gengu already.

Oh god yes I hope he destroys my prostate and that my asshole stays gaping for days.

us.battle.net/heroes/en/heroes/deathwing/

us.battle.net/heroes/en/heroes/deathwing/

>Adventurers are about to kill Sargeras
Not even close.

>"I AM DEATHWI-"
>Suddenly, a monstrous claw tears the massive dragon out of the sky.
>The heroes look on in horror, as another flies onto the scene, tearing Deathwing apart.
>"I... AM... DEATH...WINGGGG..."

I never played Starcraft, how come Dehaka doesn't look like a bug?

>us.battle.net/heroes/en/heroes/kel'thuzad/

1 hour 40 minutes if I got my timezones correct

primal zergs are like furry salamanders

Organism Deathwing

nice meme

The insectoid zerg were corrupted from their indigenous species on Zerus, and were whisked away to be used as a massive living weapon by Amon.

Those that remained became the Primal Zerg; they were uncorrupted by Amon's influence, and thus look more bestial.

us.battle.net/heroes/en/heroes/niggerman/

New hero is going to be a Nexus original

He's a primal zerg. They look more like Dinosaurs.

You're delusional. Blizzard's best writers will allow us a piece of the red boy with the help of MrUndaztood Illidan and Dadgar.

Primal zergs adapted to fuck as much as possible, because of that they look like furries.