/owg/ - Overwatch general

Going to jail because she's a pedophile!

Your emotions make you vunerable.

>comp
>win round 1
>one of the dps starts suiciding for zero reason, never says a word just walks off the cliff outside spawn
>lose

I just.... I can't play comp anymore

What's she saying? And what's she pointing at?

Tender love and care

Amaris.

Mercy being a pedophile. She's gonna call the police!

Shit like this happens all the time. Comps a joke.

anal fingering

is 16

tumblrnose

Will you protect Lena's smile /owg/?

Ana Amari
youtube.com/watch?v=8gBMV26FPOU

HoTs cinematc in 1,5 hours lads

It's gonna be Hanjo

Sombra online.

>group up with somebody for free exp
>play and chat, win crates, all nice
>then this player says that she is a girl
wat do

Why would I wanna protect this stupid smile?

What's an ASMR.

>makes another 10+ minute video where he mumbles about the same shit and repeats what he says multiple times
>says "Ladies and Gentlemen" like he has an vocal tick
>criticizes gameplay but makes a shit ton of mistakes in his own

Why did you guys recommend this tea drinking, mumbling, overrated fag?

dayum, love me some D.va/Mercy

This is fucking awful.

What even is D.Va's significance in the story? She's a part of the Korean military and hates Omnics, but where does that put her in future? She has few relations with the other heroes, and will probably get recruited into Neo Overwatch despite that, but her hatred of Omnics could easily put her with Talon too.

does everyone here hate quick play?

>try to watch one of his videos
>intro is metal music
>close browser

unironically unwatchable

Don't frown Tracey, have a crumpet

Who the fuck told you to watch that clickbaiting retard? Nobody likes him.

>leave team voice
>disable team chat
>disable match chat
>game is enjoyable again

really makes you think...

I don't need too, that's Winston's job.

me

i almost kill myself during every off-season. i just can't play QP anymore

ASMR is autonomous sensory meridian response, or that weird tingle feeling at the back of your head when someone sneaks up behind you and whispers into your ear.
More info here:
knowyourmeme.com/memes/autonomous-sensory-meridian-response-asmr
Here is a non-'waifu/fap-bait' amsr video:
youtube.com/watch?v=8aeHaNU7fBA

It is what we call 'The Good Shit'.

>watching overwatch related things other than frag montages

thats your problem

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN IT'S TIME ONCE AGAIN LADIES AND GENTLEMEN ONCE AGAIN TO READ SOME PATCB NOTES

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? OK NOW PLEASE GIVE ME MY MONEY!!!!

gameplay or the asmr?
>inb4 both

I used to but now I just have my own fun and it's not that bad. Also the quality of games has gone up lately, I think more and more people are becoming disillusioned with comp and going back to QP

This. When will she join Overwatch? How will she join?

I listen to asmr while I play. I'm GM.

>not listening to French ASMR before you go to sleep

...

>do this all the time
>game gets lonely

>some faggot gets a load of (You)s calling him a retard last thread
>haha let's pretend to be retarded too for some too

Why bother

Comp matches should be one round. No overtime.

gwoop up!

>Americans who will admire any English accent even if it's one that sounds retarded to English people

>lawful evil
>not orisa

>tfw you get 2CP defense 3 games in a row

>Well Winston, you got us back together, but we can't very well manage an organization with only eight people.
>Let us hire this Korean gamer, Indian architect, Omnic monk, Omnic sentry gun, a Brazilian rapper, Amari's bastard daughter, two Australian thugs, and Genji's murderous brother.

When will this game become fun again?

Unpopular opinion - I like 2CP maps.

When they introduce another female Amari.

anyone else really hate defending the first point of numbani? feels like we get fucked in a second by pharah and winston every fucking time

Never.

Please Blizz. Make a separate server for France and Russia. The rest of us Europeans want to enjoy the game.

Overtime in Comp is such bull shit.

OT in general is pretty shit and should have an overall cool down but considering how based on distance/time etc Comp is, it really needs to just end when the other team fails to play better. None of this "they got an extra 5 minutes because Tracer and Lucio took turns jumping all over the cart" bull shit.

the talon widowmaker skin is so cute.

it's a shame i play on console

Didn't Sombra's conspiracy chart imply Fareeha has a brother?

>chaotic good
>not Junkrat

Maybe it was pointing at her father.

>Junkrat
>Good
I'm sure he has a misunderstood background and all, but he's still a shitcunt at heart.

underrated skins, go

Can I be the reason it's gone?

What in the name of all that is fuck is that

symmeitra

this one

I beg your pardon, I consider myself a freedom fighter. A misunderstood one.

Her father is her brother?

Eewwwwww

>Mccree now has 175 HP and 25 shield because of robot arm

>Gains additional 50HP as shield during Deadeye,

>has option to roll while in Deadeye,

>reduces 1 second channeling startup and 0.7 second delay shooting by half

>Fan the Hammer does full 75 damage from each shot vs. shields.

There Mccree is fixed.

What is the obsession with giving every hero shield instead of hp?

...

All he needs...

> Dead eye doesn't take 30 minutes to warm up and execute from the moment you press Q.

The only truly broken thing is his ult. you could also halve his Roll cooldown.

Preach it

25 shield is literally nothing

Why the fuck is Chu browsing a Reaper76 tumblr blog?

He still steals candy from kids.

the game would be better with out-of-combat regen

>don't worry, sweetie. mama's here

Go play titanfall

Because he lets other people write the story for him

>wanting more regenerating health in video games

In all fairnes, he needs more than that.

Right now there is no reason to pick McCree over soldier.

The fall off range of 25 meter is also retarded.

Pretty much true

Cute

>tfw when HotS wasted Widowmaker's slot by turning her into a Nova skin
what are the chances of Widowmaker being playable in HotS even if it's a few years from now?

Now if we could get more of this cute crap and less boring gritty campaign missions that would be swell

Offense heroes were a mistake.

Gerard is a craddle robber confirmed

...

youtu.be/8TAXM81q3R8

Our little secret little fareeha.

P A T CH T O D A Y M A Y B E ?

>Mercy gets shipped with literally everyone
>D.Va gets shipped with literally everyone
It only makes sense putting them together is the only true pair.

Literally everyone gets shipped with everyone