/ss13g/ - spessmen on a spess station

/ss13g/ is for every space station 13 server, not just for the Veeky Forums server. You can discuss any server here as long as it is a space station 13 server.

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>Morena will appeal on the 21st of may
>Carshalash permabanned, appeal in 6 months with a recommendation from Veeky Forums

>What is Space Station 13?
youtube.com/watch?v=FHH1vfY6HTA
pastebin.com/VNcX2Quc

>New player guide
ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/The_Basics
ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/General_Help

>BYOND client
byond.com/download/build/LATEST/

>Pomf Serbian, main Veeky Forumsstation server
byond://game.ss13.moe:7777

>Test server
byond://ss13.moe:1337

>Public server list
byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13

>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"

>Veeky Forumsstation forum and logs
ss13.moe/forum/
game.ss13.moe/logs

>Map renders collection: updated sometimes
game.ss13.moe/minimaps/images/maps/

>Coderbus, here!
github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13
@rizon #coderbus @rizon #vgstation
discord.gg/fE3Ts8A

>Cryo Autism
pastebin.com/raw/YmAyagUa

>Round Stats
stats.ss13.moe/

>SS13 booru for all your SS13 images!
ss13.booru.org/

>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
youtube.com/watch?v=-iWiZwv9f1o

>Nostalgia
boards.fireden.net/vg/search/text/ss13g/
ss13.moe/index.php/bans

>OP Pastebin
pastebin.com/raw/z7czw5WQ

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ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=36&p=19528&sid=d300d5467588208b1cb446379e447790#p19528
youtube.com/watch?v=KnPL5OXSBNE
youtube.com/watch?v=CZeUmyxACe0
youtube.com/watch?v=lHNcMs8W660
youtube.com/watch?v=cEb5RVlW8vA
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

1st for Dragonbros a shitmin soon to be a deadmin

>no mechanic to tie people to urinals

>no mechanic to use people as urinals

Whats the difference between the two Veeky Forumsstation servers?

post your worst incidents involving dragonbro

That's probably the best ss13 fanart I've seen

I see that the Sawbones shitposting squad is armed and ready.
No matter how hard you try you wont be able to seize control of the server you thugs.

Look at those 'shotgun shells'

They can't even draw a fucking cylinder man, get your eyes checked

xth for shoot lockers in your spare time

>implying he hasn't been deadmin for being shit before
>implying it hasn't happened more than once
>implying he's not pulling the exact same shit to self request a deadmin again

That was the implication, yes
I wonder
in lifeweb you can use toilets right
what if you give someone a swirlie after using one
I bet randy would have coded that

Dragonbro has made less mistake than Sawbones had yet he is still admin despite being a massive shitter with pages worth of notes.
Now that he again publicly shat on Sawbones he is getting smeared by the metaclub and everyone can see that.

xevonix please

It's not technically brilliant, it's just very nice to look at

>DRAGONBRO IN HOT WATER
DRAGONBRO IN HOT WATER
>DRAGONBRO IN HOT WATER
DRAGONBRO IN HOT WATER

ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=36&p=19528&sid=d300d5467588208b1cb446379e447790#p19528

Probe is confirmed /OurGuy/

you can do that

>poor proportions
>freaking Bogdanoff lips
>those ops in the background
>can't draw hands or guns

>PBJ in hot water
>Out of nowhere new drama overshadows it and everyone forgets

Hmm

Name 1 fanart better.

protip: you can't except if it's the dizor lewd vox one

youtube.com/watch?v=KnPL5OXSBNE

The paramedic sitting on a piece of station debris in the empty void of space if technical prowess isn't important

>throw miniscule amount of shade toward someone advertising their server
>make a VIRTUOUS and NOBLE OP about it
big zozz lad get a grip

You have to be autistic to assume somebody is a shill because they said positive things about a server.

when he was adminned i said he would fuck up again and i knew i was right, it's only a matter of time before he pulls another stunt

Hello?

A lot of people thought the same thing

This is a screenshot from the discord, "Dylan Roof" is the discord username of the player with the ckey "Kolith"

Can somebody explain what he meant by this?

Is 2hotdogs a genius? Why is he banned here?
youtube.com/watch?v=CZeUmyxACe0

I use a bass guitar, a microphone and two bags of mini pretzels to redefine the one man band genre.

Anonymous album reviews
"Not bad, it's like the Nu Metal version of Michael Pisaro."

"lookin good "

kolith shitposts and perpetuates drama and got deadminned for being less of a shit than dragon, so its only a matter of time

There isn't aside from who plays at what times. TG has large player counts and a medium sized map so they run two games at once. If you can't join a role you like on one you can always try the other.

Or maybe it's how they justify getting more than twice as much money on patreon than pomf

Okay well if you're unaffiliated, don't get indignant when I call it like I see it.

>less of a shit

I find that hard to believe, Kolith only got admin because his friend was head of trialmins at the time. He only lasted so long because DrCelt had a sunken cost fallacy with kolith and couldn't deadmin him or he'd appear like an idiot.

Do you assume every single post that's positive about any server is shilling?

No I don't, but when I throw inconsequential jabs at a public server and get barked at about it makes me question your motives.

I just said you don't have to play on it if it didn't suit you

Yeah cool. It still sucks though.

youtube.com/watch?v=lHNcMs8W660

Surfer...

Does anyone have an anti-memescript?

Maybe you should try r/ss13 if you don't feel this general gives you enough of a safe space for your opinion

Take your own advice.

You can say the server isn't for you, but you can't say it sucks.

Bay is objectively one of the best ss13 servers, they have tons of features that are pretty good and a large community that all agree on a certain roleplay level so everyone there enjoys themselves because they hold one another to a standard of quality roleplay.
>CQC combat
>Multi z-level moving map
>Character customization and loadouts

youtube.com/watch?v=cEb5RVlW8vA

I've really caught the attention of the jews

Wow that's great honey. Still stinks.

take it back

>honey
go away yahir

More THICC please

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Yes?

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post the butt crush one

Oh, I heard you'd quit.

NEVERMIND

Just stopped playing surfer and I'm playing less frequently in general No worries

butt crush is my favorite one

>These are the people that play on VG
Lmao nice server cucks

>2017
>not having a facesitting/butt crush + thicc fetish

this isn't "thicc", it's fat. It's disgusting.

Here are my terms for morena's appeal
>Discord ban
>OOC ban
>Appearance ban
>Probation

Do this and I will accept unbanning them

here are my terms for manrenas ban appeal
>no
do this an i will accept unbanning HIM HIM BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL

Forum ban too

Why would anyone need your approval to unban someone?

t. low test manlet

As sad as it is, this would probably do the trick. It's likely they would also need a LOOC ban so that nobody could see their ckey in any way. They may still be identifiable as a borg/mommi/AI, though. I recall their playstyle being distinctive too, so that might have to be cut out as part of their probation. They'll have to play like Joe McSpessman.

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>it's another 2hotchiots episode

"Suffer" -2hotdogs
"Burn" -2hotdogs

"Surfer"

I've always been pretty outspoken about thinking obeasts and obesity in general is fucking disgusting, but a lot of people in #dorms, the porn channel, are into it and I don't wanna ban anything just because I don't like it, so butterhuffers it is. It frankly makes the furry shit the other guy posts more bearable because I don't like blubberputters more than I don't like furries.
It's still shit though get some standards

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>tfw antag so badly I assassinate everyone's will to live rather than their physical being

I'm so sorry.

>ban anything
What makes you think you have the authority to ban anything?

I technically do but that's not something I hope anyone in this community would

disproportionate estrogen levels and a superiority complex

my husbando!

Name and Ckey?
I'm gonna report you to the metaclub for not liking fat people.

low test to like unhealthy, obese, disgusting pigs?
Betas are more likely to end up with landwhales than anyone who can actually get someone attractive. Stop fooling yourself.

Do it you coward I am the metaclub

that's the meme
turns out juicehead bods don't make up for having fucking aspergers so they end up settling

This is Dee Fibb. They belong in the disposals.
Say something nice about them.

Do me.

I don't understand this game. I literally don't know what's the point except murdering everyone. All beginner guides only tend to teach the controls and nothing else like tactics, goals and shit.

And yet my friends don't stop playing this game. Fucking kill me.

>murdering everyone
Missing the point desu

Well what is the point?

it's about faff
where else can you be a literal clown and harass people for hours?

Having fun, surviving, working the mechanics, researching new levels of autism, just running round and doing almost anything you want because of how flexible the game is

Horatio belongs in the trash.

this is a game where circlejerkers and pedophiles are given powers to abuse new players and sanctuary to mind control victims to ERP with.

Unless you're here to make sinners burn for all eternity leave.

It's a shit game on a shit engine with shitty controls and a shitty steep learning curves and people still praises it because it's hardcore, in a very bad way considering the difficulty is due to the shitty combat system, the shitty controls, everything about this game sucks.

I've played a round of bartender and holy shit it's so clunky and slow to make 1 drink. fuck this game, you are better off not playing it.

I wish there was a game with the depth of SS13 so we atleast have an alternative to this shitty game. Fuck, stationeers seems cool but shit hall is behind it and i won't hide that i'm interested in this shitty game because i just want a good ss13 game. Those shitty AAA company should make this kind of deep game.

>Those shitty AAA company should make this kind of deep game.
But they won't because it's not as profitable

nigga just get used to the shitty controls, there are games with much worse controls and they are still fun

>murdering everyone
Go away. We don't want you here.

the game allows for as much lateral movement as it does thanks to piecemeal hobby coding
if a big dick commercial dev tried it the whole thing would be more linear and uninteresting than colonial marines

Please stick around and murder lots of people. I love you.

You are the clown.
It's revsquad, and you are one of 3 head revs.
One of the other headvrevs is braindead due to technical difficulties, and the other is certifiably retarded.
(they threaten to snitch on you when you stop them in the hallway to talk about plotting)
You go to the HoP to get all access as a desperate Hail Mary, and instead he makes you the chef.

How do you win?

Thanks to my friends refusing to play anything else the last days I will. At least killing stuff is intuitive.

>he didn't play in hotkey mode
Retard.
We literally don't want you here anyway. We have more than enough people, and you're certainly not the kind of person we want added.

Look up the Hippie server of the game, sounds like it's more your style

Make a cake, poison it, invite heads to a party for the AI.

stop self shilling

Hey you should check out this server called Paradise those guys are fucking chumps. Easy pickin's boy.