Dota 2 General - /d2g/

Replace Bulba and this team is legit.

Well if Abed leaves they're shit basically.

SeemsGood Thanks Nahaz SeemsGood

DC LITERALLY THE BEST NA TEAM

RIGHT

NOW

post yfw mason ignored the throw order

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also the only NA team

MASON IS A GENETIC FREAK HIS BODY CAN'T LET HIM THROW

whos the gay nigger with the tumblr haircut?

THey are awful.
Just won games with cheesy drafts, no skill at all.

why are euros so racist? the second DC wins the chat is spammed with "Indian offlane, Vietnamese support"

Demon and Bulba are just as American as Mason is.

sheesh euros are so bigoted and insecure they feel they have to bring others down like that

QUICK D2G
DESIGN AN ITEM

people only say that about players who aren't actually US nationals though

How did TNC beat EG?

How did Secret beat IG when EG couldn't?

Is buckler gonna get a big buff now that old tranqs are gone?

seems like someone hit a nerve bro

Did you just assume my race? Fucking racist

Hand of God

Midas + Rapier

Converts an Enemy hero into gold, dropped on death

The Cock of True Sight.
Let's you see everyone's cocks in their pants and creates illusion versions of those cocks on use for you to suck.

Reminder that Trump won. These people didn't show up out of nowhere.

>How did TNC beat EG?
eg us shit now, only dc is the good na team
>How did Secret beat IG when EG couldn't?
puppan magic

>taking twitch chat seriously
Wait isn't demon philip?

and then there's that faggot that gets triggered when PGL takes question only from leddit

"black, brown or white, We all bleed the same red blood of patriots" quote from Trump inauguration speech

it's euros who are the racists

w-woah can I help user

>Demon and Bulba are just as American as Mason is.

That just means Mason isn't white

What kind of lewd Pugna should I commission?

I've got ideas for one that isn't, but not sure about the other.

How do we take DC to tier 1 TI-winning team status?

HOLY SHIT CONRAD
ROSE BTFO

>it's euros who are the racists
that's racist in itself

fuck off american imperialist, how about you take some refugees for your endless wars in the middle east

pugna being fucked by horsecock

you sound like a huge nigger

Why the fuck do teams keep picking Clinkz?

DC.incontrol

Wait is there no games tomorrow?

Public Use as a Shrine replacement

nope

three day break between group and main event

mason is a big guy

Are there more games coming up?

Mindgames, chinamen are scared of skeletons.

the American Messiah has returned

Probe (mobile ward)
450 gold
Can be purchased once every 5 minutes. One (1) Charge.

Spawns a movable unit granting vision in 800 area radius, moves ar 350 ms. Active skill: Turn into a ward. Cannot be turned back.

god i wish i were demons gf

Troll picks baffle me more.

>riki in every pro game
RIP pubs

Then why does EG keep losing?

He's a good hero but they play him as safelane carry which is wrong.
You should go mid cause he really needs the levels, items not so much: Treads, Soul Ring and Aquila is all you need before making your first rotation AND you gotta keep rotating all the time.

u gotta farm heroes with him, not creeps.

Kuro finally picking sensible stuff

too much micro for dotards

WOLF STATUS?

You may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like.

Well fuck, I finally had time to watch

Is it invisible during movement?
If so, OP.
If not, shit.

Because they are bad.

reminder

KNOT AT YOUR BACKDOOR

A mix of these two
but add in some amputation.

What would you rate Demon's posture?

it's invisible half the time
perfectly balanced gaben hire me

Pugna preparing to take a big one by going ethereal first and slipping over it that way, but getting cold feet and repeatedly refusing to return to physical form with the cock!

Comfy

i'd blow you babe

haven't watched dota since Boston

Mason and Bulba team is our guys, right?

are you the posture user I encountered the other day?

it's terrible I swear

...

Why not like a shitty version of Hawk, invisible after staying still for like, 15 seconds or something, or invisible until someone moves within a certain range so it can't be seen on map

I'd nickname it "monkey comfy" because it shouldn't be comfy but he's in his PJs, and he's in that position, so somehow he must be comfy posed like some kind of tree-clinging thing.

Absolutely.

AWOOO

>alchemist

take a nap lads
we're going to game 3

that's a wholesome meme sir

you have to go back Pablo

for EU

Is there another comfy no-gameplay stream this time around? I've lost all interest in comp dota myself.

Finally a team other than OG realize how broken Al the chemist is

Giving it the smoke invisibility would be kind of shit. A smoke and a ward is 115 gold, the probe 450. You'd need to kill an enemy with a kill streak to make up for walking yourself.

You mean the hubs?
Those are only for TI qualifiers

why Riki the hot new support?

i havent watched dota in a while. did puppey redeem himself after the cell phone leaks confirmed that puppey was in the wrong

>new
where have you been this past year?

I wish people went the manly fighting alch build, the pseudo-naga is just boring as fuck

Kuro is styling on Faceless lmao

He's still a huge wanker but his teams winning right now so who cares

He's been position 4 roamer since he was first picked in modern competitive dota

>invi
>slow/silence

yeah, he bullied EE into becoming more irrelevant

M O N K E Y E D

how the fuck did they not notice the walking tree

wew

kuro is pure monkey troubles

what does bulba play if lc gets banned

No, but his team's doing well and Reddit dislikes him, so /d2g/ is cheering for him.