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Space Jihad edition

>MASS EFFECT ANDROMEDA VIDEO PASTEBIN:
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>MEG's updated Pastebin
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>MegSev adventures:
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>All previous Collages that we know of:
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>Patch 1.05 has dropped
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Cumming on Waifus

2nd for turaryans

Alright, /meg/ what is your favorite set of armor in ME:A and why?

Quick reminder of the various sets:
>Angaran
>Heleus
>Hyperguardian
>N7
>Remnant
>Initiative
>Kett
>Pathfinder
>Maverick
>Scavenger
>Deep-Space Explorer

VETRA A CUTE

Heleus Defender minus the toilet bowl.

BEEP BEEP
Best Ryder in the world coming though!

Reminder that laid back Ryder is good

You don't want Shepard again, right?
Don't answer that

Frankly I like how different he is

OFFICIAL MASS EFFECT ANDROMEDA TEMPEST CREW TIER LIST

Good tier
>Drack
>Jaal

Above Average tier
>Vetra
>Kallo

Average tier
>Lexi
>Cora
>Suvi

Below Average tier
>Liam
>Gil

Shit tier
>PeeBee

webbed toes

Pic related for Sara

For Scott, I like the remnant, I just wish I could turn off the RGB led

>mfw there is a mass effect /aco/ thread
>mfw there is femtur stuff being posted

Can't you edit the color of the lights to black?

>Good tier
>Jaal

Reminder that your kind isn't welcome here

Heleus is only good on females.

Deep Space is solid on Females too.

>Hyperguardian armor
>not the Initiative armor
>not even rocking the Initiative blue

I don't need Shepard back per say, but if they do decide on sticking with Ryder there needs to be at least a 5 or 10 year time-skip between Andromeda and Andromeda 2.

Ryder needs to become a bit more grizzled as well as more of an actual leader who commands the respect of his peers.

Playing as the inexperienced new kid on the block was fun for a bit, but quickly became tiring. I don't think I could stand multiple games of this protagonist with this personality.

>mfw

nope

nice list
I still like Gill

Cora a cute

Reminder than all Angara are for exaltation!

No.

Not that guy, but I personally don't wear the Initiative set because that is what every generic asshole Initiative guard/mook wears.

I'm the motherfucking pathfinder, why should I be dressed in the same outfit as Joe the security guard?

Same reason I don't wear the Maverick set even though it has some decent stats on it, why would I be sporting the same shitty armor as a bunch of rag-tag outlaws who have to throw together scrap to wear?

Hyperguardian is one of the few sets in the game that no other character wears, making the human pathfinder look unique with a more personalized set of armor.

oh my

That's dumb.

Does anyone have that gif where it zooms up on Liam?

anyone have a link to some good sfm femtur porn?

I disagree.

Hyper guardian is civilian sector armor

These lines are kind of hot in motion.
my.mixtape.moe/uwvijc.webm

>Wasn't TEQA exposed as a massive fraud?

Vetra is cute, I want to kiss her and cuddle with her.

Literally unplayable.

What are you, gay?

>tfw will never introduce alien gf to parent.

Well shit. A minute with google and you're right.

Delete this! Angara are for hugging and holding hands!

Kill yourself

Angara genocide needs to happen soon.

Can't play the game properly when her ass and thighs are THAT distracting, user.

Why do you hate them so much, anons?

Angara are for getting BLACKED en masse.

stop it

Liam stop dicking the Angara

Maybe with Ellen in Andromeda 2.

>Angara are for getting GASSED en masse.
fixed

I just hate you

They should've let your sibling mention it when they're awake. I wanted Sara to tease me about it

The angarans are pyjak tier creatures.

why cant scott choose himself as his LI?

Angara are disgusting

Scott stop boning Cora, you are mine

why can't we choose SAM as LI?

>Krogan were just Orks all along

If SAM can stop your heart can he make you cum whenever he wants?

What's the point, SAM is already inside you.

because it isnt a choice

he is always inside of us

Why do you hate me?

Can we ask SAM to behave in a specific way?
>tfw no slutty SAM voice

DON'T PUT THE BLAME ON ME

I'M ONLY HUMAN AFTER ALL

>Hyperguardian Arms & Legs
>N7 Chest
>N7 Helmet

Hyperguardian Arms & Legs because they actually look like ARMOR
N7 cheast because its very neat and tidy (white camo pattern to conceal the shitty logo)
N7 Helmet because it look fucking badass

>Angaran
gay as fuck
>Heleus
gay as fuck. also those 'neon' light strips
>N7
nice chest, legs to skinny, arms have ugly shoulders
>Remnant
makes you look like a fucking christmas tree
>Initiative
lame and not unique
>Kett
kinda ugly
>Pathfinder
lame and not unique
>Maverick
that fucking antenna
>Scavenger
makes you look stupid (A SCARF IN SPACE (this also goes for all armors with that ugly shit))
>Deep-Space Explorer
that ugly fucking handlebar

Also I'm a soldier build.
>Falcon + Asari Sword Masterrace

Maybe we could get a body for SAM like EDI

Shepard had some great armors and guns, Andromeda was a mistake on so many levels for designs.

Give it EDI's body and voice,

What do you all suppose the Ryder twins classes were before getting SAM?

>soldier
>Asari Sword
That's against the manuals.

Scott: Soldier/Sentinel
Sara: Engineer/infiltrator

You decide this at the start of the game.

Yeah, although nothing comes close to the armorsets of 1. They hate a very coherent design (no exposed skin, plates matching their protection level etc) and their textures made them look used. In 2 & 3 there wasn't really the option to wear armor appropriate top your build - you always had those huge armor pieces while miranda and jack wore next to nothing (IN FUCKING SPACE).

MEA did well with the under armor / over armor thing but somehow most of them look stupid for various reasons like the horrible clipping "scarf" or the fucking lights. Also only hyperguardian seems to have "used" textures.

call the space cops

only the krogan hammer deals the same amount of damage but i dont like the animation

all other weapons are weaker and have stupid animations

>miranda and jack wore next to nothing
Biotic barriers.

>ketchup and steak
The worst

>while miranda and jack wore next to nothing
Non-newtonian whatsahoosit meaning all the protection of ceramic plates and none of the bulkiness + kinetic shields.

That's a lazy piece of bullshit design and you know it.

Cmon man... thats so dumb

Don't be stupid. Barriers should be in addition to normal protection not instead.

They weren't l33t enough to have "classes". They were just soldiers with standard gear, like all the mercenaries you killed in the past three games. This is emphasized when you have to play as the twin you didn't pick, and they have no powers at all and only basic armor, shielding, and weapons.

I understand that biotics dont have to wear full plate, but exposed skin or spandex in space is just fucking stupid.

Use the jump melee. It's pretty quick(after a small jump) and does huge aoe damage. Especially with a legs aug and a soldier passive.

Baited for those exact responses.

They wanted Miranda and Jack to look hot at all times, hence the outfits. It's pretty obvious desu.

Well congrats to you, even though it sounded like you were being retarded.
Good job! Feel special!

Hey, she's trying.

Baited the bait for this exact response.

I guess it's hard for her to concentrate dressed like that.
I know I wouldn't be able to leave her alone or keep teasing her.

>yfw eating the food

ugh god those nails

imagine them sliding into your anus as she blows you

Turians have talons, no thanks.

post yfw Vetra kills you with food poisoning

>building is like firing your shotgun into a pack of varren
Does that mean anything? Is there a definition for this? Is it a saying in the ME universe? Can someone explain this?

>We don't want to focus on the "cons," so let's have a "pro-versation"
Holy fuck! This is the stupidest thing I've heard all year. We need to kill the ME:A writing team. They can't be allowed to write or type shit ever again.

>miranda and jack wore next to nothing
Hot.

prude

I'd never let an alien cook me food.

but you don't get nutrients from dextro food. It'll either pass through you or you have a mild stomachache if you're allergic.

tfw no manifest destiny choices
>ywn give the angara special blankets
>ywn displace the natives
>ywn strip mine havarl
shit games desu

>>ywn displace the natives
There's a small quest where an Angaran is upset about you doing just that and it so happened that a friend of his died

>we never got miranda in a cheerleader outfit alt-appearance.
STILL MAD!

>there will never be an attractive human crewmate to breed with
Fucking hell Bioware.

>there will never be story importance to you breeding
stop with the lust, bioware. REEEE