DAILY BIKE THREAD

I've been nobike for almost 10 months now.
I'm going to be reunited with my DRZ 400 next week.

>IM COMING HOME.

and here's a shitty merge I did in paint

Yet another OP with info missing, kek.

I was the one who first omitted it 2 threads ago. Kinda feel bad about it desu.

/dbt/ map (never updated):
>google.com/maps/d/viewer?msa=0&mid=1YwqbzbdRjMAItdOZPktcND3Nr98

Benchrace your buttocks:
>cycle-ergo.com

Benchrace your helmets:
>sharp.dft.gov.uk/

Benchrace in general:
>crash.net

>info missing

why post it when noone reads it?

Oh, you also linked to the wrong previous thread.

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>Bike has a single hp more than my car
neat

Samesies

But I own a fiesta

Meh, I own an Elantra.

Just got a new windscreen and mirrors for this pos but can't put them on until I'm done with carbs as the fairings are off.

As for mpg if I cruise in 5th gear it gets about 45

>Consider buying a ducati monster sr2 1k
>Valve and belt maintenance seems doable, it's only two cyllinders, no coolant to drain
>Read up a little more
>italianelectronics.txt

Why is italy still worse than 90s honda?

The fuck is a sr2?

back to /b/ where you belong closet homo nerd

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S2R

Guess I'm buying japanese for my wheelie machine.

>Ducati-specific forums: "It was merely a bad wire. Ducati don't break. :^)"

Tigger 1050 sport

First semi long ride today, 250 km ~ 60% highway chugging at 60mph/100kmh in 6th.
Did 13.3 km/l aka 31 mpg (US) today.

Pretty awful. She is thirsty.

tfw ordered Rosso II's for shitbike

Is an ugly hooker in nice heels better than just an ugly hooker? ;_;

>S2R
>Italian Electronics

Pretty sure this was in the time Ducati stopped fumbling everything together in-house -poorly-
and went to bosch for their electrowhat-have-yous.

Got my new piston rings today, time to begin reassembling everything. Wish me luck.

Also pretty sure it was in the time ducati forgot how to make valve guides

Bandit bro who dropped his bike.
Finally went outside again.
This is what happened, just this.
Well, the exhaust came off, but it does that.

38 apparently, still haven't made an attempt to get a solid number

Psh, man thats barely anything. Slap a fuckin' sticker on that shit and call it a day.

Cape Cod Canal, nice. You local?

>the exhaust came off
So the entire system or just the can?

>You local?
yeah, you?

I have finally begun to ride. Learning on a VFR500 that needs a valve adjustment and cuts out when you try to give it full throttle, but that's okay.

I'm the nerd that judges people by tires so thumbs up would respect on touge.

Welcome to the club faglord

I feel ya, my 1190R adventure only gets about 35.

roadracingworld.com/news/ducati-announces-209-horsepower-1299-panigale-r-final-edition-confirms-v4-sportbike-is-coming772017/

>the last V-twin superbike is ending production
As much as a V4 Ducati sounds cool it's kind of a shame, they've been doing Desmo V-twins for nearly 50 years.

Good luck mate

sup bumblebee

Where did you go on your saturday ride dbt?
Rode to the track and watched the sportscar and proto races, going back again tomorrow for the gt3 and proto again

What's the current going rate for petro in your area?

Weather was shit so I just got drunk

$2.15-2.30

>Rode to local twisties, did 4 laps
>Talked to other riders there
>Social obligations for the week complete
>Rode back with a group
>Hit 240kmph on the highway
>Get home and feel empty
Until next week

Finally getting first baiku tomorrow. Mfw

Yep I stick around lower/outer cape most of the time. Bridge traffic is balls.

Overall average is probably 44/45, it increases quite a bit below 85 mph but I commute on it so most of my time is 80-90 mph.

good lad

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hope you're getting a 600 and that you're not falling for the 250 or 300 meme

Hey guys any if you have a Bell Vortex?

Im wanting to buy this one merely for the graphic, for /k/ reasons.

This. Anything less and will want to upgrade within the year anyway

Isn't Maxwrist in prison?

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any youtube channels of guys doing crazy shit i should be subbed to?

yammienoob

3.8 L/100km
61-ish mpg

>shes from co
>want to ride with her

youtube.com/watch?v=mpxPIbRu-Ho

Muh dik

he's only been riding 2 years?

I got some cheap S20 Evos for my shitbike, but I haven't put them on yet.

: (

He also head on a porshe and totaled 2 Daytonas.

been in a wheel chair for even longer, because street rossi

going on a ride tomorrow
[spoiler]in my SUV qq[/spoiler]

You are correct, and that is the plan.

Just the can, you can see where it disconnects.

he has been or he will be or is currently?

I wouldn't go within fifty feet of someone that makes return of kings MRA meninist /pol/ shitposts on youtube. All she's missing is directly blaming the jewish media for poisoning muh formerly great white culture.

Typical jap bike rider really. You wouldn't find a BMW patrician saying it's anything but the availability of firearms and americans not requiring anyone to be qualified to do anything

>oh you haven't punched your wife or smoked weed lately. here's a 1911, an AK47 with bump stock, and a 50BMG sniper rifle. have fun!
>you can parallel park here's a corvette. drive safe!
>you swerved between cones you may now buy a turbobusa. no wheelies!
>you can rile up a crowd and shit on your opponents so i guess you're fit to decide whether or not to declare war.

The original one is. The new one is hella cool though and has taken over since.

no lie he has been and probably still is unless he's already recovered from the porsche incident

how2become motovlogger?

>tfw gonna wake early tomorrow morning to shred the on ramps/off ramps

he seems fine in his new videos, i just looked. he's smug about it. lots of downvotes

sup dbt what do i think of the cbr500r

Just bought a Metzler Roadtec 01 for my shitbike. Going to do a burnout with the old tire then install this tomorrow.

strap a gopro to your helmet and go on about nothing for 20min while you ride around town

start 10 years ago

>buy memebike
>ride slowly through the city shouting at other drivers for minor traffic infractions
>do shitty wheelies just after yelling at other drivers for """"""""""""""unsafe"""""""""""" driving
>wreck yourself

I used to wear that exact helmet.

All in all its a good helmet for the money.

wont stop me from riding with her

youtube.com/watch?v=GX1srB_JeJA

>Order new tyres
>Have them in my lounge for month
>Like having bike parts around
>Use tyres as a foot rest
>Roll them around
It's possible I'm autistic

>helmet cam
>ride motorcycle
>film daily errands
>tell other riders how they should ride
>don't listen to any of your own advice
>judge everything
>start talking in a funny voice and heavily in the 3rd person
>bitch about your personal life
>bitch about having to explain to your audience your personal life
>bitch about other motovlogers

Act like you're god's gift to bikes in spite of your piss-poor ability, and never be deterred by your life-threatening collisions with large rocks or oncoming traffic.

Nothing to do with content. Get good thumbnails and clickbait titles. I got over 100,000 views off 3 videos in 4 months. Made a little money off it.
>Hate the sound of my own voice
>Introvert
>Stopped making vids

fuck you cycle cruza is cool

I'm falling for the 400 meme

wrong

i like ur bike a lot mate

Man, I want a z-125 so bad

650 a better

i mean, i guess?

dont do it

>dream baiku 4sale
>don't have 4k

can confirm

TFW no chineez scoootah

Oh, I already already did boi. Meme me up.

try 2 years

How old, what job?
4k should be chump change for anyone older than 21
>Rent somewhere cheaper
>Save weekly
>Eat out less
>Don't buy stupid shit
>Look for alternate ways to make money outside of work (disnantle bikes, sell the parts etc)
>Look for a better paying job
>Spend less on groceries
Etc etc