Why haven't you purchased a Corvette™ yet Veeky Forums?
>3x more warranty than any other supercar
>Faster than GT-R for half price
>Pulls more G's than a million dollar Porsche 918
>More LeMans wins than Ford GT
>Looks as good or better than [insert latest model] Ferrari, Porsche, Aston Martin
>Delicious FI variably timed V8 power
>Honda-Civic-tier 37 MPG
>Dat sweet exhaust note perfection
>Starts at only $50k
By far the best performance value in automotive history ever.
"3x more warranty than any other supercar" Ferraries have 7 years of warranity if u buy as new
Don't respond to shitpost threads.
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I can't justify spending more than $3k on a car. And the keyword is "justify", not "afford". I'm not even poor, I'm just a cheapskate. The only thing that brings me real happiness is seeing a big number on my bank statement.
Enjoy taking that to your grave.
I'm an oldfag and people with your personality go to an earlier grave than their partners. Your spouse will enjoy all the money and fuck younger people when you are gone.
I've seen this happen many times.
Pce
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>spouse
Yeah right, I'm not stupid.
Then you're a bigger cuck than I imagined. Good you letting the government take full owner of your assets when you die.
>Implying anyone here other than frosty is rich enough to afford one
>corvette
>supercar
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahah
What do I care about what happens when I die? I'll be dead so it won't matter.
It's either
>all your estate goes to wife/kids
Or
>all your estate goes to government
Same outcome no matter how you slice it; you die and then you're dead.
I won't ever one because
>wanna go fast have fun with an exploding engine
>every dad and nigger within 40 feet has one
>ultimate symbol of a mid life crisis
Like overall there pretty sweet cars and look great but I can't get over the fact that if you try to go 7 minutes pushing the car it'll erupt and everytime you drive to the store you pass 60 other people with one.
>spending any more than 3k
>on a car forum
civic forums are that way-------->
Will the Corvette die if it can't shake the boomer/midlife crisis image
probably not
but the arrow only points to the edge of the screen?
and i don't have a civic?
I mean will they stop making new ones
There's literally 3 older vettes just rotting a couple of miles away from where I live
just turn 360 degrees and walk away then
I doubt it will ever die boomers and 40 year old men are the main demographic but people outside that still buy them just not as much. It'll continue on it's all GM has. And I don't mean that as an insult it's just the thing they've always made and always will.
sryjsn
Mods, why the fuck is this not autosaged?
yes because someone doesn't want to put all their money into their car they are going to get cucked.
Go drive around upper-middle class neighbourhoods in california sometime. Yes lots of BMWs, but there are plenty of high income people buying civics and corollas
I have, seversl times.
because this is an actual discussion not some shit show now fuck off
Is this a mod? Only a mod could be this retarded.
>no outdated motortrend laptime and image of crashd vettes spammed from butthurt
guess the pain of the loss has finally subsided
gonna have to craft a new b8 I guess :D
>Prez/poo/ goes insane if I don't giver her attention
lol, what a needy girl, make sure you wear that choker I bought you or else you get no dick from daddy tonight tonight