/pdg/ - Payday:The Heist, Payday 2 and John Wick Chronicles General

THE AO IS A GOAT FUCK edition

Last Crime spree rank 250 heist: >Workshop Manual
overkillsoftware.com/workshopmanual/

>Upcoming Payday 2 Tournaments:
overkillsoftware.com/payday2-tournament/

>Extremely Autistic Guide on the Mechanics of PAYDAY 2:
steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=267214370

>Skill/Weapon Stat Calculator:
pd2weapons.com/

>Breakpoint calculator
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1ucnX2Hm4QlkyKiQkSJzdC_PS9Pc8dBJt3cxYyI3Pkgk/

>Old Skilltree Guide:
i.imgur.com/nUXjB3J.png

>Perk Deck Guide (slightly out of date):
i.imgur.com/hFYr1Io.jpg

>Stat Ranking and Breakpoints (extremely fucking out of date we only keep this here for console plebs):
i.imgur.com/TY14uav.png

>Weapon/Armor/Damage/Pickup Spreadsheets (not up to date):
pastebin.com/dSyuTzdt

>Weapon Skin Checklist (totally up to date):
pastebin.com/jivyLi3A

>Big Oil Engine Calculators:
// NOTE: Nobody cares what the pressure gauges say if they're using the calculator
payday2skills.ru/bigoil.html
albertkung.com/bigoil/

>PAYDAY Wiki:
payday.wikia.com/wiki/PAYDAY_2

>Latest Updates Here:
steamcommunity.com/app/218620

>Steam Group full of shitters:
steamcommunity.com/groups/itfeelslikesomethingsintheair

>Mods and Lua:
UPDATED*: pastebin.com/tygApnyc
*may or may not contain a virus

>Weapon skin previews
pd2stash.com/

>Daily dose
instagram.com/p/BQurVANglNV/?hl=en
youtube.com/watch?v=rAkUx83NTUw&index=5

>Poll
poal.me/dnkcs

Other urls found in this thread:

mega.nz/#F!rZgHTBSS!bm9UHzkICu8FPFOLwvap5Q
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

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I wanna hold your hand and sniff your hair.

Got YEBTJ, thanks.

4th for buy more crossbow skins you bad goys

got third one

got EK4NW, thanks.

can you post specops again

Took the first one. Thanks.

Took 4EHRG thanks

>he doesn't have Criminal Intent set as his main menu song

Anyone know how to properly track down all of the "____ is down!" lines?

Because looking at the .stream files, as an example, Bain's various 5 or so lines for Jiro going down is either in the Jiro subfolder with 1,000+ unnamed, encrypted files. Or it's in the regular_vox subfolder with 19,000+ unsorted, unnamed encrypted files.

All I have are the strings that call for the particular groups of files to play, not the actual files themselves.

bdallasdown
bchainsdown
bwolfdown
bhoxtondown etc.

>he plays with Simon's terrible music enabled

>Terrible

He has a point, you know. Fucking wubstep trash. I just use Spotify.

no idea but you could try a really fucking roundabout way of getting the audio you want through basic voices, i think you can play x is down lines through it anyways

assuming you can't find the audio itself could just try recording them through that as a last resort

what are you an early bird?

He lives in Austria, dipshit

>not being a masochist

My nigga.

I never have music enabled in games unless it's singleplayer and comfy.

Do you know what time it is?

I've already done that in fact.
I'm trying to hunt the '___ is down!' files to replace them.

I have recorded, spliced and radio filtered various lines of the heisters shouting "Somebody! Help me!", and plan to replace Bain's audio with them.

I just need to fine Bain's dialogue files to do so.

Also as I learned, only Dallas, Hox, Houston, Wolf and Chains have "Somebody help" dialogue. Meaning only those bots call for help every few seconds when bleeding out. OVK forget to get Wick and onwards to record these.

13:35

uk or pt?

The first world one

so... pt?

Is Crew Chief still shit?

>wubstep
Dumb normalfag thinks there are only five genres

hmmmm

I want off Mr. Page 10's wild ride.

then try not being a shit general

I like it. I use it in my medic/hostage build while most of my team is armored the fuck up. The group buffs are nice and it beats having 4 boring murder gunshootymen.

gedafuckup

Jesus page 10 mofos

>tfw they keep removing stuff that makes Dozers fun to keep them a threat
first they get rid of stagger from Heavy Impact, which made them roll around on the ground like winnie the pooh, and then body expertise stops working so you can't just run up on them and melt them.

sad days, senpai.

what's his name?

are you for real

dorgon

Dragomir

Fire/Flying

>not For the Kill

Doragon

[calls you fat in croatian]

FUCK YOU OVERKILL

THE ARMOR SAFES GAVE ME THE SAME ARMOR THREE TIMES
FUCK THIS "ERROR NIL" MEME

I got two of the same and I'm waiting for the third one too. I'd rather have another generic black john wick weapon skin.

It doesn't let you sell them either

Except I do, but there is one problem, PD2's version is for some reason different

Seems like it uses the soundtrack version

>You have to buy the PD:TH soundtrack to use it
>It uses that version instead of the in game track
Not as good
>Green Bridge's soundtrack version is seriously far better
>They only use the toned down in game version
Make up your mind will you
There's a robbery in progress!

Im using mod that changes pd2 versions of pdth song into original versions. Its not on any mod site tho (atleast when i found it on steam forums)

Is it the one with youtube tier sound quality

no, it uses coverted mp3 files from ost, i can dig up a link to mega

mega.nz/#F!rZgHTBSS!bm9UHzkICu8FPFOLwvap5Q here you go

Don't say it, do it

He did you spastic.
Have a bit of patience why don't you?

In the txt file, you can find wich files correspond to what soundtrack so you can edit them as you wish

Thanks, buddy

I don't want to be flagged as a cheater.

Could I just use cream api to enable all DLC to avoid it?

again with this shit, if you dont wanna be tagged as a cheater just buy the dlc's like a good goyim

OH SHIT

hi here im for robbing ples
we harm want money yours
mi money is sure govment
b hero down this over

stupid frogposter

yu forget sute

Hey you, get on your feet!

ugly frogposters

let me die

no

you cant die fucking cuntnow be a good goy and buy more dlc

you live, you die, you live again

>"Bodhi's Pizza Palace."

HEISTERS NEVER DIE

Not until you find the seven golden DLCs!

GET BACK UP AND FIGHT

You can die when I die

YOU CAN REST AFTER! DON'T REST NOW!

>Hoxton, fill me up
What did he mean by this?

Im trying to stealth Firestarter day 2 on DW and holy fuck there are so many guards
any tips?

sixth sense. 14 tripmines

>FOOK ME
>FOOK ME HARD
>FOOK ME SIDEWAYS
What did he mean by this?

have em, my problem is that the guards always stand still far too long while others pincer me from other angles and im forced into being spotted

silent assassin

>Someone, fooked me. And I'm gonna find out who
What did he mean?

its the motherfucking paycuck gang

nvm got day 2 fine, almost fucked it in the end because of getiing spotted through glass with blinders, ecm ran out with the servers.
no, im not a fucking shitter that cant stealth to save myself

NOW IT AIN'T GONNA BE EASY

He wants it in the missionary position with the lights off

Too Many Crooks

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH BLOODY HELL

DAAAAAAAAAAALLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP

what was dallas doing to him in that scene
there was a crack and some blood but idk what was going on

Breaking his leg

sallaD pulled out metal sharp from his leg

Inserting shrapnel into his leg

Cutting his leg off to avoid infection from Jail Aids

kill 3 guards, fast check all cameras by spam attack, also, guards have flash lights, you can easy see them

its ok i done it

Giving the little bitch what he deserved

Checking if he was still tight after prison

giving him a blowjob

checking if he had herpes from prison on his dick

giving him a pro job