/ss13g/ - spessmen on a spess station

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only thirteen people have answered it so far, although i dont know how many more i can expect to get. I guess i could spoil the results of one question or two, which one do you want to know ?

Also, I am unable to post the survey myself in-game right now. Can someone please post it in OOC at the next pre-game lobby ?

>suspiciously only non-pjb person mentioned is carshalash

Seriously carsh go away, you are banned. PJB has done 100x more for this server than you.

I want to know about the lynch PJB and age one.

>no mention of solarious, morena, 2hotdogs or anybody people actually might have opinions on
Really gets my neurons working now that you mention it

Fuck off Carsh you broke your probation

strange thing is I'm not carsh and I made that, then someone else posted it again ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

2 of those people in your list are unbanned

Doesn't mean people can't have opinions on them

>dying

You can have opinions on players even if those players are banned. But your opinions on the game and how the coders should act should not matter if you are a banned player.

I don't understand why you're telling me this

>"Hi"
>"What are you doing?"
>BOOM
>"Dying"
That is some perfect comedic timing.

Even in the most glorious life, death is just a short shitty moment

Carshalash is banned

Good

Some people really want to see PJBs head roll currently. It's 5-8 on the PJB vote, with 5 of the anti-pjb votes being straight up 10s.

As for age, turns out most people are early 20s.

He will be unbanned in 6 months

Tfw I'll be in green in a few months

>Tfw Probe is purple

there is a slight correlation between being autistic and wanting to kick pjb to the curb currently :^)

>14 svar
VI ER RODE
VI ER HVIDE

>rode
fug I meant rode

youtube.com/watch?v=UY3mAoqQh0k

>only negative people here are those banned
>Veeky Forums is a UTOPIA!

protip: all those permabanned shitters are prolly playing right now, getting around a ban is a piece of cake

Morena for the last time nobody likes your shit taste in music

>will be purple in a year

wew where did my life go so wrong

youtube.com/watch?v=Y6eR7WkZPMc free morena

why you gotta be so hostile to morena
all he wants is to play space and make nice bars

joji is also known as filthyfrank

stay out of skåne, danskefan :^)

>less than a month until morena is unbanned

feels good

>Skåne
Keep it desu

HENK
youtube.com/watch?v=SUamHEvVQy0

You didn't even try to do a last time. This is why we hate people from TG.

name 2 important things that happened since last thread

>important
Don't make the thread again.

Reminder that this is what happens on nuke ops:

youtube.com/watch?v=DJeXd-N_zGE&feature=youtu.be
youtube.com/watch?v=MrHoMSRZOS4&t=1s

Nuclear bombs are no laughing matter. Think about this the next time you carelessly let people pull the station nuke around.

>its an X does Y on the station episode
Which ones are the worst?

best part is that there's a random sec questioning a greyshit in maint and they get bakked too

Maybe you should make it then? I only make it because nobody else does.

fucking thread babies cry about everything

>I only make it because nobody else does.
Yeah, because if you didn't make it the second we hit the bump limit clearly nobody else would.

Whats the point of the "last time on" if nothing noteworthy happened? Do you want me to just fill it with waifuposting and memes?

>Any X does bombs
>Igor does gold slime cage
>The antags don't antag for 3 hours

This is the final demographics-survey shill. I'll close the survey in 45 minutes or so and then post the results here in the thread. Can someone please, please post the survey link in OOC as I am unable to do so myself today. 18 people answered the poll currently, and I'm hoping to squeze out a few more.

Survey here:
goo (dot, to avoid spamblock) gl/forms/8xtmnzJOtlWLFEHI2

Threads is patrician kino my brother

didn't digitalis get banned during the last thread

>tfw purple in a year and a few months
w e w

>tfw nobody you like interacting with plays anymore
>tfw you're surrounded by people with sticks up their asses just like you, or validhunters who don't say a word that doesn't pertain to 'are you valid'

when did everyone get so boring? when did i get so boring? how do I stop being boring?

I just did it user.

just stop being a little bitch sergay

I stopped playing because I was banned, when I get unbanned I'll be playing again

thank you, friendo

every goodplayer went to lifeweb

ill cut you kiddo
seriously though who all is purple I want to know who's just as old as me

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

>kolith
>serwind
>nevill
>waifus
>good players
Even if you name a couple decent ones, they still got baited by a russian powerpoint erp game that obly goes on weekendd to force a drought and suck people in user, if they really got caught in that meme, they never were any good to begin with.

>every goodplayer went to lifeweb
But people on Lifeweb are all shit though?

if you remember their ckeys, they probably contributed to the game more than you did
we dont have validshitters here because it takes skill to collect valids :^)
what did he mean by this

>we dont have validshitters here because it takes skill to collect valids
But all combat is tied to your class and rng

>not dissecting the censor in front of the entire royal family as a maid

do you even frag

>they probably contributed more than you did
Yes user, carshalah is trully the best contributor we ever had, alongside digitalis, sue, sawbones, "im drunk and ill nuke the whole doscord"nuclear, a really shitty admin who only got in because sawbones was in charge and was really bad at his job, a really shitty player with such shit self control he had to blow up weldertanks and ick ooc to get pwrmad so he could get his life in shape, some randon guys pretending to be girls, so on, trully, tip top cobtributors, totaly not shitters with almost no positive qualities whatsoever, surely I couldnt remember them just because they were god awfull.

Honestly I like ss13, I just wish Veeky Forums had more rp. I want a real medium roleplay server.

now tell me a ckey of a good player you remember and his contributions

and no, your own ckey is cheating

>some randon guys pretending to be girls
Playing a female character does not mean you are pretending to be a girl. It's called roleplaying, you are playing the role of a female on a space station.

also, being a shitter gets you banned faster on lifeweb than on Veeky Forums. good thing you mentioned sue, who became a meme on lfwb discord

Probe, dragonbro, thataxxguy, jubislovu, adu, kammerjunk, felicity while a waifu was a decent player, val oth was a good tech, same with cash hardie, zalika was a god cop, ailsa is fun to mess with and yahir is a decent fill in chemist though not great at anything else.

Please make a new list, im not on that list...

Sue is a cute player in lifeweb

>dragonbro

They all still play

>cash hardie
>val oth
>good

>tfw you will never ever get put on a list

The secret is to put yourself in a large list so people will see you and not think it's self shilling.

Here's an example

good players: avada, ailsa, [your static name here], amelia adams

They stuck around when the shift was low, they moved the freight, they sticked with the other techs when shit went down, they rarely fucked off, they knew the game well enough to be able to give you a hand or replace you to keep cargo going smoothly, cant ask much more of a techie, its someone who can play good, has your back and doesnt leave the bay, better than most of them.

actually thinking back on it i somehow got snuck into the bottom of the husbando giant tier list, so maybe i should just spam that

also even as an example list what you posted disgusts me

Would you fuck me?
I'd fuck me.

Did someone say husbando list?

Official Husbando Tier List

-Loving Father tier-
Mike Cooper
Blast Ripneck
Gerald Forlo

-Suave Romantic tier-
Harvey Zadovosky
Gregory Atweeke

-Best Friends with Benefits tier-
Isaac Lifof
Travis Egedy
Ola Stratford

-Risque Workplace Escapades tier-
Ricky Stick
Jean-Luc Vanleer

-Want for Their Body tier-
Dragan Ivanovich
Riccardo Benzoni
Antonio Betulla

-Boy Next Door tier-
Vince Mosser
Deimos Clarks
Johnny Caldwell

Offical Waifu Tier List

-Loving Mother tier-
Reica Carter
Lisa Tovir
Mallory Brooks

-Wears the Pants in the Relationship tier-
Megurine Luka
Rin Fukuimoto
Ailsa Dochartaigh
Alice Conrad

-Risque Workplace Escapades tier-
Julia Brandt
Raphaella Beckett
Naomi Williams
Angelite Entyshak
Angel Hawke

-High School Sweetheart tier-
Emilia Davidson
Brooke Burns
Hyun Ae

-Want for Their Body tier-
Trinity Prewitt
Ginger Beach
Sue Bowchief

-Best Friends with Benefits tier-
Lyra
Ivy Stocker
Felicity Rivera
Kaylie Morgan

-Drunken Regrets tier-
Avada Colander

-Girl Next Door tier-
Rina Visser
Ashe Mallory
Annie Rodgers

-Bird Next Door tier-
Rail Kinson
Hachi

>reply to this post with a waifu and I will add them to the list

Here it is. Sorry for the semi shitty presentation, but I need to run off to the gym before it closes. If they turn out unreadable I can post raw screenshots.

Some quick comments though:

I did delete one answer to the survey as I deemed it to be an almost guaranteed troll. The answers were: (18

Why did you add the dragonbro thing? He won't be deadminned until he does something deadmin worthy

>STEM or medicine
I thought the M on STEM stood for medicine?

its for mathematics apparently
he was in hot water the other week

No he fucking wasn't, sawbones made a dumb complaint nobody took seriously and then people shitposted and gave zero evidence.

If anyone had any real evidence they'd make a forum post.

Its math but medicine is a science

christ do you really have this saved and ready to post?

No, I searched the archives for "husbando tier list" + a static I knew was on it

How do you know which hazubandos have good bodies?

Surfer
Mai Pai

The person that made that list probably assigned them at random, very few listings make sense

-Alcoholic Molesting Aunt tier-
Reica Carter