Heroes of the Storm General - /hotsg/

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It's personal preference. Most people consider the green one the ugliest and I prefer the default.

All these newfags please leave my hotsg is supposed to be dead

>friend insists on playing murky because its ''fun''
>we wipe their team 4 TIMES
>they lose 0 keeps because team cant decide what to do with 50 seconds of downtime and murky has less siege than me
>zagara splitpushes all game and wins the game singlehandedly for them

im so fucking tilted right now, he refuses to use march on buildings wtf

Anyone using the new "Attack Move Target Point" function?

I feel like I'm already too used to the way it is.

No. I am going to enjoy your game and you can't stop me.

When THE FUCK are they going to nerf Butcher

Fucking hell

this
>tfw no more comfy dead game

they nerf everything QM complains about

service the dark lady

Are unlocks/loadouts/shop disabled still?

This is not true. I think only stealth heroes have been changed due to QM alone.

Fuck. I own everything I want, leveling heroes for lootboxes is piss easy but I still want to spend money.

Blizzard knows I'm weak.

how do I /Medivh/?

they pulled the ultimate game saver, loot boxes

MVP every game with Sonya, i came here to get a DVA skin and left with a waifu

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She's so fun. Later in the game, you feel invincible as you mash buttons like a moron.

Super Sonya best waifu.

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Sonya is a beast
Also her Tier 2 skins are the best thing ever

wait till you see her cock

anyone else got chills when d.va saved genji???

Is this what it's like to be 9 in this day and age?

fappable design wasted on an otherwise shit character

Is it worth rerolling loot chests? Just came back after quite a long time away, probably the best part of 2 years. I just opened a regular loot chest and got a common spray, 2 common emoticons sets and a common voice line.

Yeah in my dick.

Anyone else wish elves were real?

was shaking in anger/laughter tbqh

The fuck else are you gonna spend gold on?

If the total value in shards is >120 then reroll

If it's less than 120 and not duplicates, keep it

If it's 400+ shards, keep it

how viable is rehgar, considering buying him

anyone else got their hype instantly deleted when d. va saved genji???

There's nothing else to spend gold on if you have all the Heroes.

Slightly peeved it was actually D.va, desu.

its easy really

take a 9/10+ girl and give her long ears

cant make night elves though, too tall

Heroes?

You can still buy heroes.

WHY THE FUCK ARE THE STORE AND COLLECTION IN THE SAME PLACE

Eh. You have a million heroes and half the roster is free.

very

The collection is the hero selection screen. We didn't use to have a collection page.

>went 13/1 with Medivh
>this bitch with 6/0 get MVP

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

top 3 or 4 healer

You've lost me there. How do you see the shard value?

I know and it's fucking stupid

Are you fucking retarded?

Anyone have a rip of the announcers packs in file format?

beware the reroll jew, make sure you always have 10k or 15k for a new hero

i have been rerolling every shit common box and im barely maintaining

Oh right, you get shards as items. I didn't realise. I've just opened HotS for the first time in 2 years and have been in it for about 60 seconds.

I thought you were saying that you could buy the items that drop with shards.

>tfw you get a legendary skin, but it was Cyberhawk Kael'thas

will maiev supplant current best girl goddess tyrande when she comes out soon?

how are the quality of games in unranked compared to quickmatch?

No you can't even see her ass in that meme armor but I'm sure the two guys who want her are going to be happy.

You're extremely confused.

Better but longer

>mfw afk leveling Leoric in AI games for loot boxes

I just want Ragnaros to fuck off forever in QP

Overwatch hero seem so out of place in this game.

a literal tank from Starcraft fits the graphic better.

she will obviously get some slutskins like the other girls

kek , that artists page all his non warcraft stuff is shit then suddenly it looks just the right amount of thicc when he does warcraft stuff

he should just stick to elves if hes not going to put effort into anythign else

Spot the overbabby. Even the plebs down at reddit prefer Maiev over esports chink.

Better. Usually there's at least an attempt at a reasonable composition.

Ranked is the best if you can find a way to not care or get tilted by shitty individual games, or even loss streaks. Just my opinion, though.

>Even the plebs down at reddit prefer Maiev over esports chink.
Too bad ;)

>Someone messages you after a game to rage

>no all chat because it'd be toxic
>can whisper all the shit you want after getting out of the game

>playing raynor
>built him for irritating survival with increased basic attack damage, healing on basic attack, more damage to heroes, increased attack speed etc
>rehgar comes along and outheals my basic spam with his own

fucking orcs fuck off i wanna be the best pew pew around go away

Which 20 free heroes should I get?

favorite hero quotes, go

>Muradin: WE MARK ANOTHER GRUDGE

>someone messages you after the game to compliment you

ONE LESS TRAITOR

I’m sure she can devour you with it...

I was pleasantly surprised when I pulled Gazlowe's voiceline "Let Me Check".

>someone messages you after game to erp

I just placed into gold 2. How bad am I?

normie level

When can we expect a new hero, goys?

i placed into silver 2 so youre better than me at least

>tfw left just in time before hots was infected by the OW cancer and became its MOBA counterpart

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Because all the other women are human, and their fat turns into rolls and cellulose
Nelves dont have that problem, they can get as thicc as they want and keep all their beautiful aesthetics.
Truly the perfect women

the one you would pick on may 21 after playing. it's all pretty mixed with some niche stuff you won't necessarily like and somewhat redundant characters you might only like one of.

All fucking day enemy team has two healers and I get a braindead azmo or TLV on Towers with a Lili or Tyrande and they're always doing half, or even a third healing of the enemy support.

remember when user posted murky pics where his dick was visible and nobody realized it for like 3 threads?
i member...times were good

>quickmatch gives you a team of 2 supports, 2 specialists and 1 bruiser
>lose because you can't fucking kill anything

I just got Deputy Valla skin and have never had a larger erection in my life.

Next week PTR, release week after

love goddess tyrande is superior

Guys, what if
Guys, hear me out
What if...
Anri Okita cosplaying as officer D.va

>got both in the same box

tits too big but she has a nice flat ass like d.va

what's the consensus on tychus?