"So user, you say your honda is quicker than a bmw, but it isnt as nice a bmw...

"So user, you say your honda is quicker than a bmw, but it isnt as nice a bmw, umm nevermind ill ask chad for a ride home he has a 3 series"

Does it get boring making the same shitty threads over and over again?

Not when you keep replying :^)

>Be me waiting for friend at car meet
>He shows up in his miata
>Miata gets a lot of shit on here and I want to know why
>I ask friend if I can drive his miata >He tells me to go for it
>I get in his car and there's a bad smell, smells almost like rotten eggs
>Ask friend and he says it's cause he needs to clean the car
>So I start the car and put it into reverse
>Friend stops me and asks what I'm doing
>I tell him I'm backing out the spot
>Friend tells me I'm using the shifter wrong
>Confused as fuck I ask him to show me how to shift
>I get out the car and my friend stands up on the seats
>I ask him why he's standing on the seats and he says just watch
>He then proceeds to pull down his shorts and squats over the shifter
>The knob gently pierces his asshole as he tells me this is how you shift
>He proceeds to do burnouts in the parking lot as he shifts gears smoothly with his tightly clenched asshole
>I'm astonshied by this but now I see why Veeky Forums likes the miata so much, I've never seen a car shift so smoothly before with nothing but a tight asshole

You don't need to do that with a BMW

>3 series

lol

5 star post nigga

no sweetie your 320i isn't a luxury car

Still more of a luxury car than your econoshitbox

did you wash your hands afterwards

This has never happened, and never will.

>driving home from car meet with friend
>accudenally grab his leg instead of gearstick
>we both laugh as i unzip his pants
>park the car while fondling his balls
>friend laughing because its just a joke
>start sucking his dick on this empty parking lot
>almost choke on his dick because i'm laughing so hard
>friend is also laughing his ass off
>he starts making train noises while yelling BROJOB BROJOB BROJOB
>he cums and i swallow it all like some stupid faggot
>kiss my friend and call him a faggot while laughing

man car meets are fun

>implying removing all the seats but the drivers seat wasn't one of the simple mods for my dx hatch
>not blond with blue eyes, implying i would let a sub human in my car even if it had seats.

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common bb, i got an extra helmet

No worries I'll be there soon, pussy faggot keeps talking his shitbox up again huh, I can rail you in my back seat of my bimmer tonight.

Brought to you by BMW - The Ultimate Driving Machine(tm).

Why does your ducati say Honda on the side?

BMW - Mobility scooters for millennials.

>implying i own a honda

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>Driving to first ever car meet with friend
>Goes over bump and his hand lands in my lap
>Awkward silence before we burst out laughing
>We continue to laugh as he unzips my pants and rubs my growing bulge in my underwear.
>Laughing even harder when he whips out my cock
>Pull over to the side of the road and get out
>Realize how stupid I look as he pulls my pants down and he whips out his cock and bends me over the back of my Miatia
>Laughing even harder as he fucks me.
>He gives me the reach around d as he cums into my ass
>I cum on the back of the Miatia.
>We're still laughing as we kiss and front, enjoying each other's tender touch.
>Later we do the same thing at the car meet with 50+ men.
>Everyone calls each other faggot and saying no homo while laughing and climaxing.

I think I like car meets

Good, fuck off.

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Why do you assume anyone would want to be friends with a cunt like that?
Why do you even assume girls care about cars when needing a ride?

>3 series
In your cuckoldry fantasies, why is Chad a poorfag?