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>thread wars
kys

this is probably sawbones changing threads because this thread exposes him as a baby

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>bringing up drama from 6 months ago to distract people from your crying about being banned from a porn channel

>Cluster's icon is in the background
Oh jesus I never noticed before

youtube.com/watch?v=4ahHWROn8M0

See, Celt. I told you making it really faint would be a good idea

>I dont want to bother pomf or something dumb like this desu

So, he admits its dumb as shit to appeal and starts shit on the forum but is embarrassed enough not to ask pomf to unban him?

piss off koliosis

youtube.com/watch?v=0DJnaQ9bT6k

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Why is niggly an admin again? How did they even get it in the first place?

you're too young to remember, kolith

Niggly didn't fuck up his chance like you did Kolith. They got it because they applied for admin and was given a chance.

They got admins years ago but they haven't actively played ss13 in about a year.

>slamandoo is the first to respond for no reason

I actually never applied for admin to Pomf, I asked Badclown if I could be an admin when he was running the temporary server, and then Nexis kept me around when he took over and Pomf did too when he came back

Shots fired

You know there seems to always be a Solarious level of drama whenever Zealot is involved.

>This is dumb you're correct

Salamanjew the israeli pilot always hits their target

NEW THREAD
NEW BRAAAAAAAAP

you did me proud cargo ;-;7
better dead than red

Does spessmarkt everytime spawn?

HERE'S THE POLL
strawpoll.com/5dafbdd

This poll is dumb

Jesus why is Strawpoll white now
I mean, I like white as much as the next white, but that's blinding

>.com

All solarious drama loosely involved zealotron too. Strange..

oh.

>kolith literally ctrl+f's his own ckey in the threads to see who posts about him and then tells his discord friends about it

I receive text just fine but nothing on my visual screen moves even after like 5 minutes
i get messages like "you can't equip that" when using hotkeys and hear all the sounds (like honks and warnings) but can't move or see what's happening other than a still image

What the hell did I break?

validate my existence

Other servers work fine btw

VALIDATE ME

Killing Communists is the best thing ever

This post is sponsored by NT

For pressurizing a room is an Injector better than an Unary Vent?

youtube.com/watch?v=U06jlgpMtQs

You cant stop the revolution

>cargo bird
>the clown comes by to dispense communist propaganda
>humor him and order a neo russan and regular russian clothes crate
>later, the HoP announces all able bodied crew are to be conscripted
>we're actually going full communist
>ok
>wait in line with a bunch of smelly humans
>he does my ID work
>go back to cargo to talk to my boss about arming up
>BZZ BZZ
>the stupid motherfucker took my cargo access
>immediately feel dejected and go to the brig
>the warden is having NONE of it
>he's arresting would-be communists who enter the brig with their newfound access left and right
>end up becoming one of the arrested but a communist uncuffs me in the chaos and i slink away
>manage to get back into cargo, boss wants to save our other cargo tech
>we metal gear bird into the brig and find the warden and an officer naked in solitary
>bust 'em out by welding through the walls
>the commie AI is onto us and borg after borg after borg come to the brig
>end up split up from everyone, creeping from maintenance to maintenance to stay outta sight
>end up back at cargo, capture a catbeast communist
>completely blunder his execution
>killed by the surprisingly robust catbeast
>it succumbs to bloodloss later
revolt/10

>suggest to the captain to change the AI laws to be more supportive of the revolution
>captain says he gave me all access earlier, and he trusts me to do it
Honk

r8 the lawset

Tulin Joplar was the hero we need on Veeky Forums
RIP cargo solders you fought well

use 510.1347

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i'LL VALIDATE YOU *unzips pecker*

>get AR from scientist
>want to use it
>AI says IAA emagged borg
>youtube.com/watch?v=v1pBaAd-uIQ
>run in with officer
>shoot IA dead
>later, AI says emagged borg is going wild
>run into atmos with detective
>borg has plasma canister
>fire AR at them
>plasma fire
>explosions
>det is getting dragged around
>collapse
>borg blown at the last second
>deadchat
>IA wasn't a tator
>mfw

>the shitter newfag cargo bird hunts valids instead of going along with a gimmick
COLOR ME SURPRISED

Hi Kolith

>Decapitating Tree in surgery so I can wear his clothes and get closer to my target
>Ricardo was hiding in the locker and he sees this happening
>Sleepy pen him and decapitate him
>Get caught by sec and taken to perma
>Ms.Slurp, my target that I tried to kill earlier in the round shows up outside of perma in a space suit
>She C4s the wall and gives me a space suit
>Takes me to medbay, fixes my lungs, and lets me on my way
>Somehow manage to fanagle a sec hardsuit, two shotguns, an egun, and a laser gun
>Get a janicart
>Ride around medbay trying to grief Tree and Ricardo before sec puts me down

If you mean Antonio, he was a antag

Fuck you NigglyWiggly I did nothing wrong reeeeee men in the ivorty tower

Motherfucker told me he wasn't
I HAVE BEEN RUSED AGAIN.

I did go along with the gimmick until so many shitty things happened I lost my communist heart and supported my boss and the remaining loyal NT security

The warden was only doing his job when he arrested me and I forgot to mention the brief run-in with the trader where he slipped me a flash that later saved my life

What is the canon in game year?

He was butthurt. Check the admin logs

2561. You can check it on your PDA, I think either on the home screen or under "current events".

I should have killed the capitalist warden when I had the chance, dammit. Beaten by my own hubris. And a flashbang.

>510.1347
Can't find a DL for that

>join late as second clown
>deathsquad is being called already
>yells to defend the station going up
>get given a smart laser with no pAI
>run to science, get given a chem sprayer full of polyacid
>plan forms
>get lube from chem, mix the two
>plan to slip deathsquad with the lube then melt their guns with the acid in one easy application
>have guile's theme going on bike horn, ready for combat
>run up to deathsquad, prepare to slip
>manage to slip myself with the first spray
>the gilded bikehorn melts!
>the chem sprayer melts!
some deathsquad slip anyway, grab one pulse rifle and blow it up with clumsiness powers
>get shot to death
I honked too close to the sun and came crashing down

F*CK YOU NIGGLY

ugh do you think admins will accept my ugh ban appeal? ugh

>this guy was admin

Nevermind I'm a retard and updated my game

>Be me
>Be tator tot
>Remember I'm terrible at combat
>Decide to try to recruit my target to help me kill the person hunting me
>It's another doctor, who parapens me while my screen is full of the suit sensor computer
>Riccardo saves me
>Exchange code phrases with target
>My target doesn't want to work with me
>The one who tried to kill me gets locked into perma
>My target's target is killed by sec
>Develop devious plot
>Sec is trying to borg the 4th traitor.
>Send the roboticist off to upgrade medbay, while I sneak into his office to steal the brain
>Put it into a monkey man
>Refuses to get revived
>Eventually clones, and fucks off before I can arm him
>head to perma
>Using c4, free my assassin from the brig, heal him up, and send him to griff
>Never see my target again, assume she got death squad'd
>Clone Landon Singh in the last minute of the round
>Try to drag him to escape
>He's radioactive and melts my leg. Combined with being hungry and magboots I can't walk
>Ask him over and over to pull me
>He pulls his own dead body instead spouting communist propaganda, leaving me behind
>Shuttle leaves with me 3 tiles away

Basically, never trust a communist.

>tfw you grow a really nice garden and a lot of basically everything in the seed vendor
>tfw your chef doesn't make anything out of it

sometimes i wonder why i play botanist when there's never any good chefs
i want zach back, he was a fun chef

kept you waiting huh

never save the clown, the clown is a complete wild card regardless of what you do, and interacting with it is like trying to hack a bomb, sure you might do it but you also might get blown the fuck up, just try to let it do its own thing and maybe fuck you up later.

>missing carsh

>Doing gommunist gimmick as a clown
>captain stops me in the hallway, says he is bored
and that's how it all honkin started

Rate my greyshit bar

You're pretty good.

Actuallystockedsomestuffafterrepairingit/10

whuh
I thought yclat was just a retarded greytider not a degenerate like rieklan

it's a meme

that doesn't explain anything
I thought niggly and celt were the meme gays?

ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=18&p=19566&sid=ca26bad6c8aba98247df7f0fe5ff0e99#p19566

LOL

do you have to post the same forum thread that many times

The OP is a half joke. Yclat is a retarded meta-friendy waifufag, but riekland is too good for him.

OF COURSH

>appealling a shitposting ban of the porn channel on the discord
you know you're in waaay too deep deep when your'e doing shit like this

is meta friendly good like a friendly person or bad like friendly to the metaclub
and I don't think riekland is too good for anyone m8

you guys know the discord wil die now that sawbones is banned right?
what will you do then?

He's only banned from posting in #dorms.

Discord dying would be a good thing for the server

post clown gimmick ideas

The bad kind, friendly to the metaclub and has a group of shit players that he constantly shills for.
And the fact that he tries to insult waifus while being the biggest waifuposter is also gold.

>biggest waifuposter is also gold.

Proof?

>Yclat is a retarded meta-friendy waifufag, but riekland is too good for him
I could be having the worst day out there and you folks would still lift me up with stupid shit like that. Bless ya user.
Actual answer is neither, don't care to have metafriends and don't grudge anyone either so I just shittalk everyone and :^) people.

My name is yclat and I waifupost every one of you.

Each of you are cute tsundere waifus with a heart of gold.

>Unable to post in one channel
>Banned from the discord

pick one

>don't have metafriends
>literally posted a list of his metafriends in the last thread
fuck off yclat, you hypocritcal waifufag.

When looking at Yclat's avatar as a thumbnail and not as a full picture, it looks kinda like a Volus from Mass Effect with a beard
I dunno, I felt I had to say something after all this time