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>Helpful information for new players
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>Regularly updated vehicle stat spreadsheet
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1g2Qy84YUrYu_YCcdjMhzDGuNMzwNtjVjIJzdRmrHu6Y/edit#gid=1868604557

>Graphics settings guides for GTA V
gamersnexus.net/game-bench/1909-gta-v-graphics-optimization-guide
geforce.com/whats-new/guides/grand-theft-auto-v-pc-graphics-and-performance-guide

>Patch notes for 1.39
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>Latest added content
socialclub.rockstargames.com/news/article/60188/GTA-Online-Tiny-Racers-Out-Now
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day of the rope when?

Faggot

Please give good hairstyles rockstar

What did rockstar mean by this? :thinking:

i dont like that every ai driver drives like they have pedestrian riot on

engage starboard side thrusters

basically "Shut up and take your medicine."

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Can I into GTAG crew?

SC name: Beeniss

Blacklisted for posting cp

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So what's the best way to make billions at the time of this writing?

Become a brain surgeon

Wouldn't that amount of transaction get you red flagged?

>source top end vehicle
>sell top end vehicle
>do headhunter
>repeat
or you can spam complete contract missions.

contact missions

Why does this game still run like shit?

because you still have a shit computer?

Nah, I upgraded from my shitty parts early this year and this game still stutters constantly. Entering the city makes it unplayable.

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Yeah, shit computer

what are your specs dude

I promise you, the Rockstar Defense Team will come out at any minute blame you for "taking" that shitty driver's lane and running a red light or some shit.

It's obviously connection issues, look at how it jerks around.

Would you give up your life as a stripper and move out to the sunniest place in America with this stud?

does he has over 100m$ and is going to die within a year?

Amanda probably only gave up her life as a stripper because she got pregnant.

DF8-90 when?

>I didn't play the story so I gotta spout bullshit
No, but he'll be a multi-millionaire movie producer in one of the biggest studios in the world, so his net worth will be incredibly high and you'll own as many cars you desire.

Nub here.
I grinded contact missions and almost have 5M shekels.
What should I start spending on? I really want a Ruiner 2000 for Knight Rider A E S T H E T I C, but am not ignorant to CEO shit as a means for making more money.

But for starters, what are some good underrated cars? I bought a Schafter V12 after my GTR got owned by one and it looks like a lot of value for the money.

>Slovak_Boss
why must he be putting other Slovaks to shame

Just buy an import/export warehouse and then spend the rest of your money on whatever you want

If you don't already have an office and vehicle warehouse, this contact mission bonus was your opportunity to get easy money and buy them so you can make easy money whenever you want.

Post bonding moments

>when you see the new update of a certain menu
time to drop gtao

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make smiling trevor please

whats in there, a gun that crashes whoever its aimed at?

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fuckin hell, good thing i have a bunchies of games i want to play. Cant imagine the pain of those who play gtao 14 hours a day...
Hope theres a big update on 30th.

what a qtpie

I have never once seen that shit.

Rockstar's driving AI is asinine as hell but that's just third world internet.

April Fools, right? Right?!

Nope, there's a video showcasing most of that

Well shoot. I was only gone for two months. I didn't expect the end times so soon. I hope you've all sinned enough.

You don't have to have third world internet to have that happen, you just need to be around someone else that does. Or worst case scenario, the host does.

>i dont know how peer to peer connections work
you could've just said that

Is money draining and/or rank reset still a thing?

>173.84Mb/s
lol nice third world speeds. What are you american?

I just got GTA5, I haven't played it since I played the story on 360 (PS4 now)

Should I play the story for a bit to build some cash before I go online? I'm excited to finally try the online myself but I feel I'd get fucked by guys who have bought all the shit.

>spam complete contract missions
>contact missions
Explain, i know there's 2x money bonus on contact missions right now, but didn't R* fix grinding? How do you grind missions now?

Single player money doesn't carry over into online.

The cash from single player mode isn't transfered to online.

Play the story if you want, I personally did it all again but all in first person, it's quite fun.

Just play with people in the crew and you'll level up and get cash fine

What's your dream car that you keep grinding for?

Check your ram, if you have 8gb and 90% of it is used then try ending the svchost.exe that eats the most ram, and all your background tasks, that worked for me.

I have the money to buy them now, but I want some of the newer bikes, like the Gargoyle or Nightshade.

I suppose I also want a Banshee custom.

Oh shit I actually didn't realize that. Awesome, thanks.

thanks cockstar

>use trainers to cheat money in SP
>transfer said money to MP
Do you realise how broken that would be? Not to mention that you gets tens of millions without cheats anyways.

On another note. Since I'm completely new, what would be the best way for me to lvl up and get $?

Are there any modes that are more fun than others?

>decide to play deathmatch
>tfw it's you vs a qt couple

Contact missions, they're double cash and RP until May 1st.

can the cargobob pick up vehicle cargo? either for importing or exporting?

Would like to buy the Tyrus but I think it's better to save cash for the gunrunner update.

Are those your hookers, are you a big pimp daddy.

Only for Memebob missions

Join the PS4 crew and play with us.

gp1 or tyrus?

None of them either.

post fav sex positions

>JFK
>I splatter all over her
>she screams while trying to get out of the car

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Who did this?

S H O O K

matte grey sabre turbo

REPENT! THE END IS NIGH!

Wisdom.

youtube.com/watch?v=vWD7k6TrJ-g

tho they look good, both are real boring to drive

Convince me not to paint my Dominator blue. It's currently black just like the one in the movie.

youtube.com/watch?v=DrKSrhLV0QM

I'll try to convince you to paint it blue. Here's the shade you should match.

Admiral when?
Feroci when?
Esperanto when?
Marbelle when?

Regular GTA IV cars in general when?

>mfw you knew exactly what it was going to look like

cargobob is one of the cutest helis due to the fact that it can tank a rocket (and can grief) :3c

Still waiting for my lady to come over so I can get her Benny'd.

>tfw escorting you

Literally my favourite

Doesn't it spawn that way in traffic? I know it spawns with the classic white with blue stripes.

>when cars spawn in traffic with pearl and the game won't let you find out what color combo it is
>when cars spawn in traffic with pearl and the vehicle is too hot to modify so you can't even try to find out

I hate that shit; I get it with PVs that you aren't supposed to keep them but all traffic fodder should be kept. Hell, traffic is fucking stupid as it is. Why are $400k Infernuses rather common spawns while $36k Tailgaters extremely rare? Don't get me started on bikes either; those are even more retarded.

>that purple pearlscent npc modified sentinel
>that yellow sandking with the unobtainable pure white wheels

Go to this menu and make sure Auto-Scan for Music is off. I had the same problem and it took me months to figure it out because I couldn't find anybody who suggested this.

wow this explains a lot

In this order:
>office. CEO mode is infinite, extremely useful, and will likely make you your money back within a couple weeks at most if you're persistent with it.
>buzzard. it's the multi-tool for essentially all jobs and is a viable means of combat in most situations (mainly when in Los Santos)
>bati 801. it's the most effective land vehicle for the price and you won't be too far behind in races either.

>bati 801

fuck off

what would you prefer he buy? the akuma can't wheelie for shit and most races nowadays have a ton of straight roads that go on for a while. it's also one of the few vehicles that will let you catch up with super cars for the price.

whatever he fucking wants

not everything is about racing