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Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Be danish
The state pays for my masters degree in IT
Litterally get paid to study 5100dkk a month (685 euros / 734 dollars) after tax
Live in brand new student-housing for almost nothing
Will be able to graduate without any debt at all
Got relevant part-time job that pays over 165dkk an hour (22 eur / 23 dollars)
Thank you Denmark.

Spamalot
Spamalot

be danish
pay 57% tax

happy_sad
happy_sad

I never understood why Danes, or most other Northern European people, don't simply take all the free stuff until they've finished uni, then run off to somewhere with lower taxes for 30 years.
Sure, you might not be entitled to whatever state pension exists if you choose to return later, but you'd have 30 years of much lower taxes and hopefully decent savings.
Is it a culture thing?
Is it hard to establish yourself in low tax areas?

takes2long
takes2long

Plenty of people do that, I'm planning to move to Switzerland.

massdebater
massdebater

tfw swefag and don't know what to study

Playboyize
Playboyize

Veeky Forums - ???

go to fucking /int/ or /pol/ if your want to brag about where you were born

RavySnake
RavySnake

Hospitality studies :)

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

have to pay ridiculously high taxes
So high that there's no point in trying to make more money

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

pls go

live in brand new student housing for almost nothing

Great meme my friend

be danish
pay 57% tax

Try +60%

w8t4u
w8t4u

self-defense

Bidwell
Bidwell

LMAO @ your europoor country

Be swiss
State pays for masters degree in economics
Number 1 ranked business school in the world
Literally get paid to study 1600 chf(1600 usd 1500 euro) a month because I come from a low earning household
Live in brand new student-housing for almost nothing
will be able to graduate with 200k made from day trading
Got relevant summer job that pays over 50chf an hour (36 eur / 40 dollars)

but yes you're at least doing better than 3rd world countries like argentina, tunisia, usa etc...

likme
likme

*50 chf(46 eur /50 dollars)

TreeEater
TreeEater

Also forget to mention
not living in a socialist shithole, being among the worlds lowest taxpayers without having to leave my country.

Emberburn
Emberburn

And you get free Veeky Forums posts from the goverment aswell

Illusionz
Illusionz

OP thinks he's getting free shit
Doesn't realize he's paying the highest tax rate in the world
Doesn't realize Denmark is slowly turning into Sweden Jr.
OP is literally paying a rain tax
60% X 165dkk = his taxes

iluvmen
iluvmen

Yes the tax is high. I pay 48% but that dont stop me going to the UK after my education

Flameblow
Flameblow

Yep, i've been to Zug before, it's great.
I know some people that moved there after successfully starting up their business.

RavySnake
RavySnake

+1 good point

What people doesn't realize is that you will end up paying all of your ""free"" education and money through tax later in life anyway..

This is literally how socialists think: "Oh man i get free money and free education, life is great".

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

I rather have high taxes and free education than low taxes and 250.000 dollar dept. Danmark is cool.

Inmate
Inmate

685 euros / 734 dollars) after tax

You mean 300 euros left for food and entertainment?

hairygrape
hairygrape

Exactly. Too much shitposting in biz

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Only the dumbest have that much debt.

It keeps the stupid in shackels like slaves, where they belong

TreeEater
TreeEater

AFTER tax

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

So what's stopping me as a Britbong from moving to Scandinavia and taking advantage of the "free" education on offer?

Inb4 Brexit

viagrandad
viagrandad

Nothing
We have tons of eastern europeans

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Be Scottish
The state paid for me to study engineering
Drop out because secured as job in oil industry because family connections
£43k per year even though didn't finish education
news keeps saying oil is running out and industry is dying
already know where the new rigs will be for untapped oil
find out real reason Scottish gov wants to lean UK is because there is lots of oil where uk nukes are stationed here

Thank you Scotland

Emberburn
Emberburn

A white Dane won't be bragging about some measly human rights and some petty 700 Euros. You're a brownie, aren't you?

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Enjoy paying $70,000 for a Toyota Tercel

whereismyname
whereismyname

Nothing for master studies, but for undergraduate you have to be able to speak the native language, so here in Finland it's either Finnish or Swedish.

viagrandad
viagrandad

Be Norwegian.
Free double-degree in Management and Finance.
Recieve scholarship
Rent out apartment, gets support to pay rent anyways.
Live in apartment that's in your parents name
State pays all food, transport. electrical bills etc.
Recieve 4500$ a month without doing shit.¨
Save money and invest in stocks.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

The tax rate in Norway is 27.5%

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Live in apartment that's in your parents name
$4500 a month and cant even afford his own apartment

Thats a skam

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