/owg/ - Overwatch General

user, chubby people can't into acrobatics.

Can't we at least get Patch Notes or something?

I want to know what that patch earlier was.

Why isn't their a rank tier below bronze? Something like "Poop". I deserve to be there, I'm garbage and always have been. I've never been below Gold, but I shocked as to why not. I hope my placement matches next season are honest and just put me in Bronze already. I've ruined enough games with how bad I am.

Pharah in the skies

I don't care

They only do notes for things they think are worthy of them like the capture point changes earlier today.

Tracers goggles

this fucking lack of self-esteem god damn
you may be a shitter, but there IS way worse out there, I could bet you anything I'm worse than you are

>Fixed a bug that gave Genji’s Dragonblade ability a slightly increased swing speed while at a higher latency. Dragonblade’s default swing speed has been slightly increased to compensate

is jeff genuinely autistic and unable to make a change to a character without "compensating" even if it's a fucking bug fix?

They can in vidya

>hola!

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guess i'm pretty much done with being a team player in this game. Every game in both qp and ranked is just crap.
on top of the fact that blizzard can't balance this game to save their lives it just adds to the frustration in every game.

Their PTR is fucking useless since they never make changes based on the feed back and just push out broken shit.

guess i'll just start having a main and like the rest of idiots.

>Already have this skin
>mfw Double Dupe Legendaries
Just.. fuck my life up senpai...

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So to get the D.va skin next week, I have to get the Oni skin this week?

>Get a triple Legendary lootbox
>Joining game!

FUCK

NOW NO ONE WILL BELIEVE ME

yee

Yeah, and you have to play against actual people for D.va's.

does anyone else here play quickplay as serious as comp (play to win, switch to needed heroes)

i feel like the more matches you win the better the match quality gets, basically its the same as comp just with less emotionally challenged people and ragers

>¿Qué onda?

>tfw never gotten 2 legendaries in a box where the other isn't gold

>It's a "all the hitscans were taken but none of them can hit Pharah" episode

AIM UP YOU FUCKING MONGRELS, SHE'S RIGHT FUCKING THERE

It's not translated yet. Give it a few days. Have another page. (technically 2 pieced together so I don't have to post it twice)

>no sombra gf

>Enemy team is filled with hitscan heroes
>It's only the poor Orisa that has the common sense to focus our Pharah
>It's like watching a crippled cat try and swat a fly

What did the update add?

Is Sombra good?

I do, because playing comp gives me mad nerves. I do it every once in a while, but have to take breaks after every match so I don't end up doing it much. I always give it my all because even if others aren't playing as seriously, I know deep down they would feel better about a win than a loss, and I'm happy to do my best trying to make that difference

>I HAVE to get the Oni skin this week?
No, you do have to get the Oni skin before getting the D.va one, but you have up until the 22nd of may to complete all challenges, it doesn't needs to be this week.

Guys, put this in the OP:
eu.battle.net/heroes/en/heroes20/nexuschallenge20/

*blocks your path*

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Why the fuck did they shaft this mei for the shitty design we have today?

More or less, I don't get mad at non-meta heroes but I always leave as soon as I see it'll be a 5DPS shitshow.

She's too easily countered by a decent team.

Otherwise, she has some useful utility, but her damage is pretty terrible.

>new D.va skin in galery
>Genji has 7 slashes on his ult at all times and they fixed the hit reg
>Roadhog's right click nerfed to oblivion

stop posting this shit.

post cute Junk and Hog instead!

>be mccree on numbani defense
>payload's at last and in overtime
>die
>be rezzed
>die again
>we're losing this fight
>our lucio is the only one still alive and contesting
>take sip of water
>respawn
>accidentally press q and high noon in spawn
>overtime runs out
>mfw the entire enemy team bailed from the point after hearing high noon

someone post the leg comic

I want Officer D.Va to show me the long arm of the law!

>officer song will never make you a victim of the war on drugs

*blocks your path*
Got something to say cadet? Keep moving.

Turns out D.Va had the best ass in the game.

who knew.

Sombra and Widowmaker's are still better

this is great
but what's up with the bulge?

Someone last thread said Hog's M2 was nerfed. Went into Training Mode and it hasn't been touched.

Why do you people lie so much?

i think you know what's up with the bulge user

>bait

you only think it's a bulge because of the unnecessary thigh gap

you got meme'd user
accept it and move on

It was always obvious.

>event comes
>want one item, don't care about all the rest
>get everything except that one item you want
>costs 3000 fucking credits tithe
>event ends
>repeat a few months later

>want that qt skin for D.va
>realize that playing HOTS is the only way to get it for now
Wew

>Mei, at one time, didn't look like a whitey with down syndrome
Fuck.

that design looks more like those stretched widow images than anything else lmao
godawful

I guess if you isolated the ass, maybe.

But then I keep getting distracted by her horribly disfigured spine and blue skin.

Why is Jack dragging a married Egyptian woman into his war?

>>Genji has 7 slashes on his ult at all times and they fixed the hit reg

When will Officer D.Va march into Best Korea and murder everyone in plain site?

Gotcha

>not having 10k+ built up at least

I believed that Blizzard patched widowmaker's ass to make it smaller because SJWs were complaining, when some people memed that a few days back.
Don't feel bad you believed them, there is always worse.

If Junkmetra is ever a thing, is it sad that Junkrat is going to be the one to more likely use the toilet?

>tfw Officer D. Va will never violate your constitutional rights

>join comp game
>"hey, user, go Mercy ;)
>ask why
>"I saw your time, come on"
>have 60 hours on Mercy in QP and everyone assumes I'm a Mercy main

Default current season stats in profile when?

Because she was his second-in-command for 20 years and obviously the best choice once he found out she was still alive. Also really doubt she's married.

>17 player skins missing
>5 player icons missing

I might be able to 100% this event

Where in the patch notes does it mention roadhog's right click nerf that everyone is talking about? I can't find it for the life of me.

You have 10 seconds to comply

it was a lie

Same. She's too much of a slut to stay on one dick at a time.

>"I saw your time, come on"
I don't like how anyone can just stalk your profile and see your stats for all characters. I'm surprised there's no privacy function. Just because I play slightly more Reinhardt than anything else doesn't mean I want to play now.

>"go rein user i check ur profile"
NO LEAVE ME ALONE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Her face looks like a pornstar's in this pic.
Anri Okita

i know what i'm jerkin off to tonight if you know what i mean

and by tonight i mean now

either way she looks like a god damn downie
Not to mention she's fat

>ana aged like a bitch
>tracer stays the same

if she is fat then what are you

I actually believed it since I've been playing hog a lot lately and noticed how crazy his right click is sometimes.

>tfw you've expended all of your weekly comp victory allotment

That's just another image where they made it without caring about story accuracy

please elaborate

>super soldier gone bad

When is 76 going to become pure evil?

>landwhales everywhere have a collective sigh of relief as they realised their favourite chubby china woman is not tall and thin

There was a weird bug that made him have 7 slashes if you have ping above a certain low number like 50 or smth. Last patch they fixed it and he got down to 6 slashes but they now buffed him to 7 slashes again no matter what your ping is because they didn't want to nerf him.

And Roadhog's is the most superior

A normal human being that while is not fit I'm at least not overweight or obese

same. I thought they finally gave in and nerfed Hog for the 20th time. But I have been testing it and it's the same thankfully.

The fuck is this shit?
Get your mental illness out of my blue board you degenerate.

>Implying this isn't the best Orisa skin

I would kill for an ED-209 homage character. A prototype Offense-class heavy assault Omnic designed and built by Talon after the Voskaya incident for engaging armed opponents and mechs, equipped with tungsten armor- and barrier-piercing rounds that deal 50% of their damage through barriers and normal damage to armor, a frag grenade launcher whose rounds explode with a 360-degree shell of fragments, an overdive ability that boosts its speed and jumping abilities for several seconds and lets it trample enemies, a melee ability where it delivers a powerful kick to an opponent that knocks them backward, and an ultimate where it can fire a steadt stream of frag grenades without cooldown or reload for several seconds.