/pg/ - Persona General

I want to be Sojiro's wife!

>Make perfect 24 year old woman
>Tall as shit
>Strong personality
>Hot as hell
>Wears suit
>Non-romanceable
>Remember that there's Crimson

Will we ever get a Sae romance?

The Phantom Thieves are real

Joker x Ryuji x Ann threesome confirmed.

They won’t teach you this in your classes, but look it up: the protagonist was wearing his glasses...

WHY?! IF NOT TO TAKE DEADLY AIM?!?

This is your maid tonight.

So if I'm starting from scratch, where do I begin in leveling up Arsene to make him a monster?

the sibling thing was probably before they finalized his role in the story, going by soejima's comments they weren't sure what role he'd play past "counterpart to the protagonist" for a while

curious how that would've turned out though

only saw one fanwork based on the sibling idea so far but that one was neat

If he Maragi, she a thot.

>Makoto x Phantom
>Anne x Ryuji
>Futaba x Yusuke
>Haru x Goro

Daily reminder that this is the optimal pairing in P5

cute

Sae looks like the type of person who would buy young boy's urine from some shady online site and drink it out of wine glasses in secret on her lonely Friday nights before she pulls out her old trusty massage wand from a trunk underneath her bed

Akechi is a hero. The Phantom Thieves were the real villains all along.

Akechi was a cuntboi

AKECHI IS SKETCHY
HE'LL MAKE YOU RETCHY

I want to put my dick in crazy

yaldabaoth is pretty crazy

Every scene in this game is so dense

Was anyone else hoping that the titantron calling card for Shido was going to be an "address to the nation" ala V for Vendetta given by Joker? The Futaba thing was cool but it could have been better.

Imagine how terrifying it would be to see the man you thought you had killed suddenly on every tv screen in the country and speaking to you about how utterly, completely, collossaly fucked you are.

when do they fug

yeah everyone in this game is super dense

cute

Jesus fucking christ Makoto eat a steak or something

I wish Haru didn't have such stupid fucking hair

>THE LAST ACE IN A LOST HAND

They don't, Joker will cut some bacon off that hog's fat back though

>let's stalk a supervillain
>what could possibly go wrong

Nah, that'd be a bit too hammy.

I hated that cutscene, it was really fucking awkward and dumb. It should have just been the Phantom Thieves logo and Shido's face. No stupid lineup of the main cast, no stupid voiceover, no stupid Alibaba logo.

I got Drain Fire, Drain Wind, Repel Nuke, and Repel Phys on Shiva

So the only things that can hit it are Gun, Almighty, and status. I still have four skill slots left. What should I have? The three Auto Ma- -kaja skills and something else? Perhaps Concentrate, Charge, Heat Riser, and Debilitate? I'm a bit stumped.

>yfw they bring Goro back in P5 Crimson but with different personality, background story, or even name
>yfw Goro back then is an impostor or someone took his original appearance with different name
>yfw you realize that most of the cast's names in P5 is based on historical person
>yfw you realize that Goro is the only one who's based on fictional person

Filthy lawfags

i wouldn't have minded fukujun talking for like five minutes about literally nothing

or maybe something like geass r2's zero revival scene with him hamming it up solo and as hard as possible. i dunno, i was actually happy with what we got though

i sort of agree, i think the whole preamble alibaba explaining how evil shido is was unnecessary, but having at least joker show up is cool

>yfw you realize that Goro is the only one who's based on fictional person
mitsuhide akechi was a real person though

>optimal pairings

What is this, Fire Emblem? Are portals going to spontaneously open in the Metaverse and spit out new Persona users from the future?

Akechi Kogoro is not though.

Or maybe they play the duality here: Akechi Kogoro is a fake persona, there's only Akechi Mitsuhide

Let's go even deeper

How do we know Goro Akechi is his real name? All Shidou knew was that he was his son because of how he looks like his mother, and we never found out Goro's mother's name.

Goro Akechi could very well be an alias that he used to hide his identity to Shido when he started his double life.

Yeah, look forward to it in FExSMT!

;-;

man sae's a bad interrogator. this is like some harley quinn shit

whose names were based on historical figures?

did i fuck up somewhere? I did Ryujis required mementos request super late because i declined his call once and it seemed like i had to wait like an entire month before he called again to trigger the request.
now that i finally did it, he never shows up on the map and its already fucking december.

Ryuji doesn't have a Mementos request.

Honestly the cutscene really reminded me of that

I was sort of hoping that Joker would paraphrase lines from that scene, even if it means he'd be given fully voiced lines, like

>"We are... the Phantom Thieves! People of Japan, we have returned! Hear me, Shido! We shall fight, against all those who abuse their power!"

Something like that.

So the people in the first scene of P5 in the casino weren't real right? Not the police but the distressed patrons

I don't remember him having a request, but check inside the arcade in Shibuya he is usually there

Why does Chie suck so bad? This bitch is level 50 and still has mabufu for fucks sake.

that's just an intentional mislead

people see "goro akechi," they'll think of kogoro akechi because it's really close (明智吾郎 vs 明智小五郎)

but the actual reference is probably mitsuhide akechi (明智光秀)

don't even need to go as far as full-on alias

he probably didn't keep his mom's last name after ending up in the foster system

maybe his original last name was endou

Use physical skills or Kanji

>Labrys has exhaust ports!
>Labrys is well built!
>Labrys is beautiful!
>Labrys is shiny!
>Labrys is cute!
>Labrys has a chain knuckle!
>Labrys is an angel!
>Labyrs is innocent!
>Labrys is sad!
>Labrys is silly!
>Labrys is for kisses!
>Labrys is cool!
>Do not fist robot girls!
>Labrys is awesome!
>Labrys is sultry!
>Labrys is pure!
>Labrys is amused!
>Labrys is quality!
>Labrys is Wheel of Fortune!
>Labrys is canon!
>Labrys is a toaster!
>Labrys is a robot!
>Labrys is a Shadow Operative!
>Labrys is Robot Jesus!
>Labrys is Labrys, not Rabirisu!
>Labrys is best girl!

She only glows at late game, and even then Kanji just shits on her.

I still used her against Margaret in vanilla when I got the Mose Sandals.

Makoto eats plenty

really? so what the fuck did i do then?
i declined his phone call and everytime i try to talk to him near the classroom, he would say something like "I dont want to hang out, im trying to figure out this guys drinking schedule".

The Niijima need to be destroyed

ryuji ace defective

our kids gonna be able to cartwheel out

The Niijima need to be loved

I'm hungry /pg/

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>get a pipi
>it's Kawakami

IIRC, you just go sit at a restaurant and eavesdrop on a guy for him but you don't do a mementos request. It looks like you turned down his call to eavesdrop on that dude. Dunno if you can trigger it manually or not after you turned him down the first time

I want to dance with Sae and make her feel like a loved woman and take her stress away by dancing a waltz under the moonlight to this song:

youtube.com/watch?v=p6_sOF2AOGY

Those Kana and Kanji are fucking stylish. Why didn't we get stylish letters like that? Surely 26 characters would have taken much less time than however many Kanji are in the game.

>Alright, then what happened next?
>Uh, well I took Makoto back to my place and did "stuff"

youtube.com/watch?v=XQ7z57qrZU8

Are the gifts at shop's limited?

>becky lemme smash

Define "STUFF"

From my experience, very much so.

pandorargyneis.tumblr.com/post/150412505739/persona-5-phantom-thief-character-names

>inb4 tumblr
Yeah yeah I know, but this is the closest source that I can find

Because having an easy to write language is actually useful

>Y-yknow, just uh, couple stuff

>You... you did what? Listen, asshole, choose your next words carefully. I don't think anyone would care if you came out of here with another black eye.
>You know what, let's start over. Everything happened exactly how I described it, except Makoto wasn't there for any of it.

I bought the mug and cake from the stores and it's been like 2 months and they never for restocked. I just don't understand why they would make the underground mall basically unless after you buy everything. That seems like a lot of work for nothing

I've heard about being locked out of content if you level up Mishima's S. Link too fast, how far can I advance it before that happens?

>YOU SEEM TO BE DANCING AROUND THE DEFINITION OF STUFF YET AGAIN. SO ONCE MORE I WILL ASK YOU WHAT SPECIFICALLY DO YOU DEFINE AS STUFF!

I've got a pipi for her if you know what I mean.

I put the slow stroke on Anne while the cat watched. He seemed very upset

Translation?

Butt stuff

You shouldn't do things like that in front of your cat, user.

>I blasted her with my proton pack and she turned into the Stay Puft marshmallow man.

>W-we....we held hands and talked about how we want to spend our futures together!

I FUCKED HER IN THE ASS!

He shouldn't have been telling me how great she was

I've been attached to characters before, but she's the first one I actually wish was real.

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If morgana ever got a human it's should be either a girl or a little boy so Anne would be extra disinterested in him

so you're saying she's pregnant

Just travel to your palace where your cognition of her is real

What would p4 style shadows of the P5 cast even say to there respective owners

Real talk, would Sae be a good mother if Joker was the father?

I swear I have a boyfriend! He just lives in Hong Kong!