Any first car stories?

Any first car stories?
>Be me, 17
>Shitty Corolla
>Leaving mall
>Trees covering ramp
>See the curve at last second
>Ohshizzal.mp3
>Hit the brake too hard
>Spin twice in middle of ramp
>Don't hit the wall
>No one slams me from behind
>Straighten car and be on my way

Bro wtf is with that pic?

Anyway, contribution:
> be 17 year old shit
> get aunt's hand me down car when I got my DL
> Oldsmobile cutlass
> fucker ran on 5 cylinders out of 6
> Oh well, free car
> driving one day, decide to see what would happen if I turn my car off on a hill
> lol no power steering
> almost curb car but right masturbation arm triumphs over no power steering wheel
> woah man that was close

> same age, same car
> decide to park car without putting it on park, just turn it off on drive
> no brakes, rolling towards crossover
> Oh shit oh shit oh shit
> hit it
> no alarm, just bent the license plate
> turn car on, drive off
> never caught

> same car, same age
> first ticket
> since lol front wheel drive and auto, can't do a lot
> drift this gravel corner in town in a small neighborhood
> someone recorded me
> get reckless driving and no stop
> but cop just does reckless driving
> fun times

Learned things the hard way I always say.

She's missing the fuck is the problem?

>17
>get "upgraded" to landbarge F150 due to family playing musical cars almost constantly
>used to a tiny Corolla, but my sister needed it for some bullshit and she couldn't take the ford for whatever reason
anyways
>drive to school
>in parking lot
>truck is way longer than what I'm used to
>pull into spot across from a shiny new BMW
>get out, realize that my rear is sticking out pretty far
>get back in, move it forwards
>still kind of a shitty driver, give it too much gas
>slam into the front of the BMW
>oh fuck
>look around
>nobody saw me
>no cameras in this lot
>quietly change spots
>truck is already beaten up enough that nobody would notice the difference
>some commotion later, BMW belonged to some richfag whose family made a massive donation to the school
>nobody ever found out what happened

the problem is that she's missing bro

I know gotta spread the word around, can't have another horny little slut missing we don't take kindly to that shit around here

I see you're not truly concerned about her wellbeing and only think about having adult relations with her. Don't want to make you feel less of yourself but maybe you should consider thinking of other people?

regards

bill (good samaritan)

>Those guys looking in disgust

>been upping my game with handbrakies in the fwd shitmobile
>try do on one tight narrow bend downhill, just a little tiny kick out for a giggle
>full goes sideways from just a little grab on the handbrake
>to the left of me is a 2 meter high steep hill with no guardrails, which then has trees at the bottom. if went into that I wouldn't be able to get out, probably half roll the car and total it
>to the right is a gutter with steep hill upwards on the side
>don't counter steer at all hoping i'll just slow down sideways so i don't go anywhere near the left side and so I don't snap striaght back point towards it
>not stopping and moving towards the left edge still sliding so hit accelerator
>all of a sudden front wheels jump, gains traction instantly
>front goes straight into the right side, jumps the curb and nudge the dirt mound

a short while later the transmission broke. don't know if it was related or not but it hit something underneath going up the gutter, but the oil sump was fine when I looked at it when I got home

car was fun as hell though. I got the same model again but in automatic. handbrakes on them are beast. my first one the previous owner did something to the handbrake where you could lift it and the handbrake wouldn't click in, didn't need to hold the button (it also lifted without having the button pressed). but if you wanted the handbrake to stay engaged, you yanked up hard and it would click once or twice and stay there. but just doing skids it wouldn't get near there and still be able to lock the rear in wet easily so was perfect

nice

i think other people when i touch myself, it's pretty often

You have to be really fucking weak to not comfortably handle a travelling car without power steering unless it has the steering rack from a fucking Lada.

I don't know man, It was the first time I realized power steering so I was just more what the fuck than struggling to turn.

Sounds scary. What vehicle was it?

Similar story.
>16 years old
>FWD 86 Cadillac hand-me-down
>driving through first snow storm
>parents always made it sound like FWD cars were invincible in snow
>but not in a solid inch of coating
>start spinning out on highway
>probably would have gone into the trees if not for the convenient rest area that I gently spun to a stop in
>thanks for the learning experience, nature

>Get first car, 95 cherokee, red
>decide to see how fast it goes
>get it wound up to 120 or so
>another Cherokee ahead, white
>make to pass
>police marking all on the side
>keep it floored

First time I "evaded" the police

I'd like to apologize, I was quick to judge you without properly hearing you out. I can see now you are a good person at heart. God bless you and your family.

regards,

bill (good samaritan)

>damaging BMW's
you're doing god's work, user

>be 16
>94 YJ 2.5 with the slush box, totally stock
>get hit with a ton of snow,'level 5 snow emergency roads closed and shit
>go do donuts in high school parking lot
>friend gets his Jeep stuck trying climb a dirt mound covered in snow
>get mine stuck in snow that's fender high because lol 20 year old leaf springs and Walmart brand street tires
>never get in trouble despite cameras and houses across the street

We both got ourselves un stuck and left.
I miss that jeep

not really a story but something i used to do

>be 18
>1st car is reno sofran that i got from my parents
>fwd 83kw i think it was 2l
>decide i want some fun
>go on dirt roads
>accelerate in 3rd gear till a corner
>drop to 2nd
>turn and handbrake
>slide and get out of it with get out of jail fwd free card
>do this with friends
>do this with friends while they are throwing water balloons at ppl out of the car
funtimes

>be 17
>friend was out of town but me and buddy went to his house for some reason, I think we were prank in him
>I back out of his driveway and hit his neighbors car parked on the street
>start leaving, my buddy wasn't in the car yet and is chasing me
>he jumps in while I'm moving and we book it
>pull into a gas station to assess the damage
>zero damage.
>corner of spare tire carrier took the hit without missing a beat (bronco 2)
>never got caught
>neighbors car was fucked up

>be me 20
>going to the movies one night
>rains during the movie
>go home, brake on puddle while on a curve
>aquaplaning.jpg
>car goes haywire
>can't turn
>hit guardrail then regain control
>pull into McDonald's parking lot to assess damage
>broken headlight, broken bumper, scratched the passenger door pretty badly
>shaking from adrenaline rush, finally able to drive home
>can't drive for a month because it was mom's car and she was understandably pissed

>be me, 15
>inherit '99 montero, family car, then brother's, then mine
>every day would pack like 5 guys and 5 girls in it and go out and get fuktup
>car became infamous
>had that 4WD shifter right up front
>used to switch it to RWD and powerslide around corners from a standstill
>rip donuts like a muf
>one day
>let my retard friend drive
>he rips the e-brake at like 25 mph
>8 people on board
>tall ass Mitsu literally stands up on 2 wheels
>HOLY
>dude somehow saves it

then, 3 months later
>let the same dude drive because I was 16 and therefore a fucking retard
>night of partying
>wimmin in the car
>everybody drunk
>me in the WAY backseat feeling up some T H O T
>dumb nigga driving does the same shit
>flies in parking lot doing 45
>rips the brake
>car fucking flips
>I land on the thot next to me

actual photo

peep the WAT sticker on the window

>be me
>go pick up gf
>hear crunch while parking
>some piece of plastic with a couple bolts in it detached from under the car
>throw in trunk, forget about it
>find it 8 years later under the emergency triangle box
It was probably nothing important

Lel, everybody was screaming, driver passed out, everybody heard sirens. Cue like 10 drunk teenagers running in all directions. Car got impounded. There was like 3 ounces of weed under the seat that never got found. Drove the car with the entire side smashed up 15 miles back from the lot then my dad sold it as a salvage.

This was the only before pic I have. Miss this nigga

dude weed lmao xdddD

>there are underage b& faggots in this very thread, dorning meme sticker on their daddy bought cars

Just happened on Saturday

>23
>paid off my 2015 Fiesta SE a couple months ago
>go on a road trip, heading back home to Washington
>on interstate through Montana
>cruise control at the speed limit
>keep right to let speeders pass
>see slow car ahead
>"ok they must be speeding up to match highway speed"
>coming up on it kind of fast
>it's an old lady going 40 mph in an 80
>danger sense
>try to get over to the left, too late
>hit the rear driver's side wheel
>shred their tire
>my airbags deploy
>engine cuts
>get off the road to the left
>brave highway traffic to make sure I hadn't killed these people

I ended up stuck in bumfuck Montana for the weekend.

Passenger in the other car was a bro about it, she and I ended up getting drinks and going to the casino. I won $6.

I bought a 2012 Fusion at the only dealership in town to get me home.
I hate this car and I would give it away if I could afford to. Plan on selling it and getting something smaller.

>reckless

Fiesta ST bro here, how's the regular fiesta in day to day use?

>be 17 year old me
>Just recently got license driving a 1999 corolla
>literally the shittiest beater ever
>Going out of the parking lot from my Sears job
>Snow fucking everywhere
>Sun shining bright af
>Literally snowblind
>Backed up accidentally into snow white Nissan Altima that was parked like an ass
>Put a crater the size of half the bumper in
>oshit.jpg
>take out a piece of paper and pretend to write my insurance
>put paper in dented bumper and book it tf out of there
>For a week I thought they would find me
>Be on bus to school, listening to radio
>Apparently they caught a drunk driver that hit and run a white Nissan Altima in a Sear's parking lot
>Guy has been arrested for causing 2000 in damages
>MFW

Literally not making any of this up im actually being truthful for once in a greentext story

>Be me (Black Man 20)
>Smart Car Convertible
>Only get hit on by women in their 30s

What the fuck

Got rid of that shit n got a jeep

I loved it.
Still sportier than most other economy cars, very comfortable. Small enough to fit in tight parking spaces in the city. Fantastic mileage. I got up to 43mpg on the highway during my trip. It's just underpowered on steep hills.

>Be 19 (late bloomer)
>Live in UK so young insurance is insane
>As a result first car is a 1.5 Hyundai
>Drive with mates to get a chinese a few days after I get my license
>Been playing a lot of Euro Truck Simulator
>Pull out and drive on the right for 500 yards
>Realize and slam into the left lane
>Skid and knock wing mirror off on a wall
>Sit and laugh my ass off for a good 5 minutes

I've been good since

>1995 Cherokee
>120
Nope.

Except 120km/h is 75mph...

>be 18
>plow for my city in 1998 Chevy 2500
>8 foot monster plow
>take the truck to school
>get excused from school to plow 3 hours before school gets out
>pull out of the spot when principal bitch comes out yelling telling me that I can't take the plow to school
>says its a danger to the school
>mfw I don't give to shits
>lean out of the truck
>lean really close
>"I'm the reason you get to work. I plow your road every morning it snows. I can plow you in if I wanted. Remember who youre talking to."
>silence
>she walks back inside
>perks of working for the city

>letting a 18 year old drive a snow plow
???

You're not outrunning the police at 75mph.

>(late bloomer)
when did you lose your virginity?

>be 18
>just go license
>dropping off brother at school
>driving 2011 rav4
>start to go
>little girl crosses my path
>bump into her and see in horror as she slams her head and body onto hood
>her dad is across street yelling at her to not be a dumbass and watch where she's walking
>drive off
>nothing came of it

I don't see any contradictions here

God principals are such smug cunts that think they are gods.

>be 14
>new on local airfield
>still figuring out how to drive the local shitboxes we use to tow gliders
>all lolnopowerfwd Lepos
>runway is grass
>1km long
>need to pull out ropes from winch
>floor it
>in old diesel Opel Astra
>rev the shit out of it
>reach 120km/h
>almost end of grass runway
>need to stop
>car had no abs

I locked up all wheels and spun out, but it was a hell lot of fun...

>inb4 120km/h is slow
Not for a 14 year old driving off road in a shitbox that didnĀ“t pass inspection.

This.

be 16
buy 93 e36 coupe as first car, saved for over a year to make downpayment and parents have co sign on loan (of course)

black on black 5 speed, was glorious and pussy magnet was for real why i learned the meaning of the bmw

breaking my wallet, but i'm still driving one.

i miss that car. but what do you do when a guy take off the entire front end because he runs a red light.