audi tt

This is the only good one

>porshe
>used to be 911, 911s, 911turbo
>every 911 is turbo nowadays
>same 911, 911s, 911turbo classification used

>Chevy Volt
>is actually 300 volts

>porshe
as if you were a fan who'd care about this in the first place

I'd like to not know it, just.

>tesla
>has to be plugged in just like edison intended

...

Model S charging via Tesla Coil when?

>chevrolet corvette
>handles like a frigate

>lancia delta
>has more than three corners

>vw polo
>doesnt have a hole or taste of mint

>subaru impreza
>doesnt impress 'er at all.

I love more subtle shit like this. Sad thing it's so rare on this board

The TT RS is a twin turbo v6

This is incorrect
Porches current 4 litre flat six makes over 500hp naturally aspirated

>subaru impreza
>doesnt impress 'er at all.
Mine does. Does my gf just have low standards in cars? :(

>porch

How the fuck do you accelerate yours?
Mine usually stays stationary

>his porch doesn't do 0-60 in 21 seconds

dats breddy fast my dude.

my 1975 200D takes 30 seconds to 60

top fucking kek

it's a single turbo inline 5....

took me a minute, but i finally got it. 10/10 for you good sir, well played.

>porsche 911
>ironically its country is now muslim territory

Don't worry they'll release the Audi Letter soon.

>honda crx del sol
>can't delete the sun with it

i don't get it

>4runner
>incapable of running 4's

>del sol
>isn't a giant glowing ball of hydrogen on wheels

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If you can dodge a ram, you can ram a dodge ball.

shit quality bait, 911 has always been a quad supercharged 22 litre radial 3 cylinder diesel. traditionally bolt action.

>TT
>actually a homage to the motorcycle race that happens on the Isle of Man

everytime i think of T in anything (Celica GTS, Skyline GTR/GTT/GTST) i keep thinking does it mean turbo or just some stupid homage to Grand Touring

>Celica
>neither heavenly nor celestial
still pretty great to drive

>911
>german porche fuel cant melt steel beams

Took me a moment, pretty good user

>bmw 2002
>made in 1967

actually most are only 21.2 litres to improve HP to litre ratio.

Explain

Worst BMW name ever

paper size. An A4 paper is larger than A6, but for audis it's the opposite

>ford fiesta
>no mariachi band when I turn it on

>Ford Mustang, Shelby Cobra and Chevy Comaro
>neither are animals

>fiat uno 1.0 fire
>never caught on fire (sadly)

>Ford GT40 made in 1965
>40 years after the spirital successor
>just a Ford GT
Why it's not opposite? I liked the f40-f50 ferrari-meme

What animal is a Camaro?

>Toyota GT86
>not elegant as the GT2000 and certainly not as soulful nor sporty as the AE86

a natural predator that eats Mustangs

pic related btw

chebby binturong?

Afaik the Camaro name is just made up, supposed to translate to something like "Friend" or "Partner"

But it can melt steel jews.

A small vicious creature that eats mustangs

>Porsche 911
>not used by emergency services

>AE86
>soulful
>sporty

you seem confused

>Toyota hilux

>not high luxury trim

>Isuzu Trooper
>Didn't soldier on.

>EcoBoost
>gets 14mpg combined

>never piloted into buildings

>ford probe
>doesnt stick it's appendages up your ass

>Toyota Auris
>Is not made of gold

>Volkswagen Jetta
>isn't jet powered

>McLaren 12C

>Does not have 12 cylinders

if it's a base impreza, yeah they're a dime a dozen. if it's a wrx or sti, that's good taste.

yeah but when asked what it meant they said it was "a small vicious predator that eats mustangs"

>average mazda owners driving skills

He was talking about the TT, dipshit.

>dodge ram
>can't dodge a ram

>Honda Jazz, Accord, Melody
>Have nothing to do with music.

*applause*

but thats a silverado

>Ford Falcon, Studebaker Lark and Hawk, Toyota Starlet, all cars made by Eagle
>not actually birds

>Audi tt
>Not RWD

Best post in this bread

Because it's 40 inches in height.

Still better than my hellcat.

I really wish this was a dodge. :(

That's pretty good other cars get 7-10mpg.

>BMW 1 Series
>BMW actually has more than one Series

>this girl
>not my girlfriend

I know she's probably 4 feet tall and pushing 30 but I don't really care anymore

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has at least one turbo charger tho

except the turbo smokes the 911, its basically the highest end 911 trim

it's still bullshit
just as bullshit as BMW's and MB's numbers giving just a pecking order instead of displacement.
>AMG C63
>4.0L
JUST

> mitsubishi lancer evolution
> can't evolve properly

>porsch 911
>never flew into the twin towers

>ford f series
>does not race in an 'f' series

>BMW 4
>basically its a 3

prtscrn

>x
>doesnt y

FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuu

>Ferrari FF
>is actually FM4

Having driven both extensively, they're really not that similar. The 4 series is the farthest you can go before boathood while retaining the feeling of a luxury car. The 3 series lacks that feeling but is more tossable.

>Chevy Bolt
>Is an entire car

>Tesla Model 3
>Is the fourth model

this is nice right there, user