Historical Dinner Party Thread

It's a fairly overdone question, but I don't think I've ever seen it on Veeky Forums before. So what historical figures would you want to invite to your dinner party? (Obviously everyone understands one another and is perfectly happy to talk with you)
Just to name a few of my own:
>Leonardo da Vinci
>Napoleon
>Julius Caesar
>Mark Twain
>Alexander the Great
>Voltaire

I wouldn't be surprised if this thread is mostly just people posting without replying to each other, but I'm always curious whose brains people would love to pick if given the chance to talk with them.

>Napoleon
>Julius Caesar
>Aristotle
>Socrates
>Augustus
>Nero(Just to ask if him really burn Rome,hahaha)

> Adolf Hitler
> Jesus Christ
> Karl Marx

> Jack The Ripper
> D.B. Cooper

>Caesar
>Alexander
>Nappi
>Rasputin
>Jesus
>Mohammed
>Biddah

Afold Hilter, an old friend of mine haha!

>FDR
>Marx
>Napoleon
>Bismark
>Tsar Nicky II

I'd make a big "Let's understand the History of my country better" dinner.

Clovis
Charlemagne
Louis IX
Jeanne d'Arc
François I
Louis XIV
Napoléon
Napoléon III
Clémanceau
Pétain
Charles de Gaulle
Richelieu
Voltaire
Diderot
Montesquieu
Robespierre
Talleyrand

And probably many others. Honestly I wish I could talk to like half the people I read about.

>Diogenes
>Stirner
>Marx
>Trump
I just want a good shitshow.

Voltaire is just going to shitpost all over your party with his epic memes.

I think Marx and Adam Smith would be a perfect shitstorm,

Or just other "rivalries" throughout history
>Scipio/Hannibal
>Nap/Wellesley
>Lee/Grant

None of those would even understand what any of the others are talking about.

> everyone understands one another
Read the OP

It's not a question of language.

These all would be boring dinner parties. You guys need some fun guys. I think dinner would be bland, however a night on the town with Alkibiades and Petronius would be one hell of an adventure

It's just a fun conversation topic user. You're not supposed to overthink it.

Wrong. They would probably agree on certain points concerning capitalism and its contradictions, but yes eventually it'll turn into a shitstorm hahaha gues you're right

Stephen F. Austin, Moses Austin, Bowie, Sam Houston, Travis, Davy Crockett and the Lafitte Brothers. We'd laugh at what Mexico is now, and discuss Texit.

>Marcus Aurelius
>Emperor Julian
>Basil the Second
>Paul of Tarsus
>Lenin
>Voltaire
>Sartre
>Charlemagne
>the Buddha

I'd probably spend the night flirting with Basil my husbando :33

>Petain and de Gaulle at the same table

I see no possible way that this could lead to anything but a pleasant dinner conversation. I'm supposing that these people would have all the knowledge they attained during their lifetimes.

I'd love to listen in on Marx, Lenin, Stalin, Khrushchev, Gorbachev and Putin blaming/ praising each other for the varying states of Russia, actually, what the hell, throw In Nicky II & Alex II as well for good measure

>Bring Karl Marx over for dinner
>Make sure there's no food in the house
>He arrives
>"What are we eating?"
>Tell him I have no food and we cannot take anyone elses
>Order a pizza
>Have food delivered to my doorstep because of capitalism, tip the delivery guy and enjoy eating my delicious pizza