Heroes of the Storm General - /hotsg/

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What's new?

>D.Va is the next hero
youtu.be/UgJLvtx5PzI
>Nexus Challenge 2.0; Oni Genji skin, Policeman D.Va, loot boxes, and more in Overwatch and HotS
us.battle.net/heroes/en/heroes20/nexuschallenge20/
youtu.be/Bv2t9lwC7lk

>**Megabundles Announced**; All players will be able to unlock up to 20 heroes for FREE
>Promotion ends May 22nd, 2017
us.battle.net/heroes/en/heroes20/megabundles

>Heroes of the Storm 2.0; Now LIVE!
us.battle.net/heroes/en/blog/20695700
us.battle.net/heroes/en/heroes20
>Genji Hero Announced; Now LIVE!
us.battle.net/heroes/en/heroes/genji
youtu.be/-SJgvzPRFEI
>Hamamura Battleground Announced; Now LIVE!
us.battle.net/heroes/en/battlegrounds/hanamura
youtu.be/Dq5-18Vt-c0

>For new players:
youtu.be/wPk004vsjuE
>New & Experience Players - Advice on Improving and Not Raging
youtu.be/dR220gLIUEo

>Which heroes should I buy?
Play all the heroes on free rotation or try mode and see who you like. Don't buy heroes just to get into ranked, you'll regret it.

>Current Free Hero Rotation
us.battle.net/forums/en/heroes/topic/17936383460
>Current Weekly Sale
us.battle.net/heroes/en/blog/20695741
>Current Weekly Brawl
us.battle.net/heroes/en/blog/20724210
>Latest Patch Notes
us.battle.net/heroes/en/blog/20721900

>Hero Rankings, Various Statistics, Talent Calculator, & Wiki
hotslogs.com/Default (Slightly inaccurate)
heroesfire.com/hots/talent-calculator
heroesofthestorm.gamepedia.com/Heroes_of_the_Storm_Wiki

>Current Tier List
robogrub.com/tierlist

>Where can I find you fags?
"/join Veeky Forums" in game chat
Previous thread:

Warcraft autism

Overwatch noobs unite

Where the FUCK is Maiev????

She's a super shit waifu though
I wanted to kill myself doing their marriage quest during Cataclysm in Hyjal

what bundle should i buy as a noob?

On my dick

In terms of sheer cost per hero, assassin has the highest value.

Bruiser is the best bundle

Support if you are a slutty heal bitch boi

doubt we will ever see mercy she would just be moralas with more mobility instead of a grenade and I don't think they could put her ult in there, aoe res? they added a res with auriel and they had to make it suck so badly it's unusable

>they add a new OW hero
>it's this

How buttblasted would /hotsg/ be?

What goed does attacking the guardians on the temples do? Do you get more shots or something?

4 lane Alterac Valley map with the lanes having 4 forts instead of 2.

looks better than any ow character i know of

pachimari > d.va

>AV
>four lanes

nigga what

The big one gives a shitload of EXP, otherwise it just makes it so that it'll finish earlier iirc.

Swann when?

No, you attack them so they die and stop doing damage to you

>fug

I never get how this suddenly became popular between teens. Only people ever used it were the cute bottom boys I used to chat with on Grindr. It makes shit confusing, like, I want to hit on most of them all the time.

Anyway. TWINK HERO WHEN. Do we even have one on the lore? Isn't that priest from Hearthstone canonically gay?

Holy fuck I'm so sick of hanamura

Flex so you can play any role.

Hanamura needs way more bushes. Dehaka is fucking unplayable on it.

I want Sylvanas' dead ass to sit on me. I don't even care how many plagues she creates. She's the best waifu in all of Warcraft. Even better than Jaina

I own one irl so I'm okay with that.

Original AV took forever to complete, while not entirely accurate, this setup would really capture that feeling.

Kill yourself.

LOL Dig lost

Looks great. Would buy.

in warcrimes after her sister didn't want to be killed she ran into the forest killed a mamma bear and said she would never love again

she will never love you user

Explain why without referring to her appearance.

Garrosh when?

>Isn't that priest from Hearthstone canonically gay?
Even more degenerate
He's gay for the last non-insane Black Dragon other than this one Tauren guy

I'm not watching any of HCG trash 'till they finally play on our goddamn live patch.

>a popular spurdo meme was apparently commonly used among faggots and that's where this guy knows it from
what

When we get Grom so he can be an alternate skin.

>"H-hey Li Li! How do you fit so much into one jug?"
"Chink furry magic, Raynor, I can't tell you."
>"The elements would benefit greatly from you unlimited fluids. Help the Horde with your magic Li Li.
"I dunno Thrall, Uncle Chen taught me the bad stuff that can happen through bad loans... Rexxar your bear is uh. Make it stop."
>"Misha, down. The small panda is not the hunt. Li Li, your uncle almost killed me with his brew. I would appreciate it if you stopped force feeding me tea."
"What do you think I should do, Rexxar? Even Artanis wants my jug and he doesn't even have a mouth."
>"Follow the path."
"Stop saying that, it doesn't even make sense."

But user, Grom will be a skin for Samuro

people in diamond are so fucking dumb holy shit, literally bronze tier all around knowledge

It's definitely worse in like d5-3 because people think they know everything since they are in diamond even getting into d2+ games is much better, still not great but you don't get all those people who just placed in diamond

Friendly reminder that new accounts start in Diamond.

lol

Announcer wish list.

Alarak
Artanis
Varian
Thrall

>Ebonhorn announced as new champion
>Once the enemy core is vulnerable he yells "I am sorry heroes, I must leave you now." and despawns for the rest of the game

HL is an interesting place

Flex or Assassin bundle for a noob who just wants his overmeme skins but it willing to try something new

Which bundle has the best girl

>no leoric in the top spot
shit list except for alarak

PSA: CLICK SETTINGS->CHALLENGES FOR A FREE LOOT BOX

Love? Psssh. I just want that smooth ass rubbing on my face.

??? Mostly because she wants to turn people undead. I'd help Sylvanas omnicide everybody. Especially the orcs and humans. Worst races. Obviously can't kill all of them because have to have some to make undead and keep the population up, but... yeah.

I forgot about Leoric. He would be above Artanis.

is Dehaka good in ranked? i just started playing him and i really like him

I want lunara as an announcer and I want to hear her getting more and more excited with each kill in the chain

He's amazing on some maps. He usually gets banned on those tho

Assassin, although I'd recommend Tanks and Bruisers.

I think the difference between low and high Diamond is quite significant.

Yes, he's excellent. Especially on larger maps.

THE CREAME WILL RISE TO THE TOP

why is this game so buggy now?
I just got the message "unable to open map" on ranked
everything feels extremely delayed now, especially menu navigations

I think this only works if you've never done it before.

More people playing now than literally ever

blizzard server infrastructure sucks donkey dick, expect a patch soon to address some stuff

Reminder:
If you can't build your hero on your own, you are braindead trash.

Reminder that this game is too zoomed in

My dick is zoomed into your mom

I fully admit to being braindead trash, your move.

Tyrande druid skin when???

Why should i "move". You just surrendered.

Only if it's a Moonkin druid.

user...

Druid Tyrande, Priest Illidan, Warden Malfurion, and Betrayer Maiev?

>play medivh
>spend the entire game chasing people around in raven form and spamming spray
fun hero

No I mean I'm not gonna stop playin or anything, and I get lots of insight looking at popular builds. Overtime it gets easier and easier to pick my own talent choices and avoid making some sort of abomination build.

>he just doesn't pick the first talent

My point still stands.

>play 2 HL placement games
>win both
>don't want to play more because of forced 50

So does my statement

I'm not either one of you, but I think my statement stands as well.

whats in the 100mb patch?

Bikini party skins

for real... where the FUCK is she!?

I want my statement to stand as well if you guys know what I mean so I'm joining this reply chain

need bikini skins for every hero. Bikini Kerrigan, Bikini Sylvanas, Bikini Ragnaros, Bikini Azmodan

Bikini Murky

Remind me again /hotsg/, who shall suffer?
I forget.

...

nonbelievers

I want a Moodle skin for Murky.

That piece of shit paul

Is Zul'Jin a troll pick?

Im shit at samuro and all talents look the same to me. should i grab illusion quest and double crit proc?

>Like shooters
>Want overwatch skins
>Actually hate playing overwatch
I like these HotS events where I can still get things I want by playing a game I kinda like.
Thank you for having us over for these events guys.

i only watch HGC occasionally. has probius won a single game yet? all i've seen are losses...

...

Overwatch would actually be a much better game without ults

Yes and it was vs fnatic in braxis.

Yeah he's shit.

...

Anyone else with FPS issues in Windowed Fullscreen since today's patch?

If I'm playing a hero I'm unfamiliar with, I don't know how the earlier talents will interact with later talents because I don't research all 50 or so per hero beforehand.

What does Sylvanas smell like?

...

>what does a corpse smell like

gee I dunno

death and roses

putrefaction

why do you want stuff for a game you don't like?