Driver behind me tailgating and honking horn at me

Get the fuck out, frogposter, gb2/b.

>on autobahn
>little traffic
>on middle lane overtaking
>slowly reach bmw infront
>right lane fairly empty at this point
>get behind bmw and he pulls to the right
>thank you mlady
>overtake
>watch in mirror and see bmw pulling to middlelane again instead of staying there
>mfw

Can't you flash the guy in front of you or just move the fuck out of the way? People like you are the reason why we can't have unlimited speeds on highways.

You can get bumper stickers that say something like "The closer you get, the slower I go"

(gasp!) Did a German just - break a rule?! Horrors!

There used to be some absolutly miserable piece of shit in one of those hideous old Honda Insights who would often end up behind me on my way to work in the morning. I'd normally be going ~90 in an 80 already, and he'd still unfailingly be on my bumper flashing his lights and flailing his arms around in anger the whole way there.
Haven't seen him in a while though, hope he fucking crashed.

Dude... Get out of the motherfucking way if fucking Insights are getting up your ass. Impeding traffic is more dangerous than breaking the seed limit.

It's a single lane in either direction, I can't go anywhere anyways.
I'm already going over the limit, there is no way to argue that I'm obstructing traffic because some annoying cunt can't go 120.

>being tailgated by an insight

walk on the shoulder, not in traffic.

It's illegal to exceed the speed limit and most of the time it's legal to go under.
You can be sure that if there's a ragefag behind me, I slow down to 5-10 under :)

>Speed limit 45
>driver behind me tailgating and honking
>literally can't go faster than 40 because my "daily" for around town is an old RHD DJ Jeep

>driver behind me is tailgating
>i decelerate until he backs the fuck off

>Driver behind me is tailgating
>Can't speed up because my mom's in the passenger seat

>doing 5 over in left lane in my autoX car
>stancefag in a civic tailgating me
>slow down, stancefag tries to pass on right
>speed up so he can't overtake
>he slows down and gets behind me again

so take the shoulder

fucking hell buntch of pussy's

It's spelled "bunch" and "pussies".

>Driving 85 on fairly trafficed single lane road on the way to work
>Suddenly an Audi driver is tailgating me while flashing his lights and honking his horn
>Not much traffic coming in the other direction, so he could easily have overtaken me
>He continues to harrass me the next 5km where I enter my workplace compound
>He follows
>I'm pretty confused by now
>Park and get out of my car
>He gets out too and start screaming about how reckless I drive
>Ask him just what the fuck he is talking about
>He suddenly looks pretty confused, blurts out a "Oh shit!", get back in his car and just takes off
I never found out what the fuck that was about, but my best guess is that he mistook me for some other driver who had done something to him.

>It's my responsibility to pull over so that dickhead can go 40 over
Sure thing buddy.
I already go at least the limit, if you don't like it you can pass or just fucking deal.

its your benefit to let him go by, as he will be the one pulled over

That's when you let the shattered spark plugs fly.

I fucking love this stupid board sometimes

yeah but then you have a bumper sticker

Then he's an idiot gook
Pull out your cock and fuck his disabled daughter

>doing 85 in an 80
>car behind me is less than a metre away flashing
>slow down to 70
>he backs off
>back to 85

Everyones happy now :^)

I wish I could just toss some caltrops

>be me, 17
>driving home from school
>in a heavily policed neighborhood, so driving the speed limit + 3 mph
>dude in a scion xB begins to tailgate me and flash his lights
>he tries to pass me
>I swerve over
>he swerves over further
>off the road...
>and into a telephone pole
>aaaannnnd bounces into a parked, riced miata
>two birds, one stone

lolwut
It doesn't matter what you do with lights, tailgating, swerving, gesticulating, yelling... no one is going to move out of the way.

Absolutely no one, ever. It might happen _sometimes_ on the highway but never in city streets. So, no. Not that I give a fuck anyway. People can go mental behind me no fucks given

>not going even slower than the old fuck in front of you just to piss him off
You faggots don't know how to live

Brotrucks roll in the cutest way after a panic stop. It's great because the a pillars are weak so there is a good chance of a fatality.

>driver behind me tailgating and honking horn at me
>can't speed up because it would interpreted as "accelerating while being overtaken" by anal retentive cops, and it would cost 5 demerit points out of 24
>can't change lane and slow down because then it would be classified as "dangerous driving" and it would cost same amount of points
>have to weave between lanes like a fucking retard because "hurr durr stay on the right"

Who are you kidding, she's in the drivers seat, you 12 year old.

>driver behind me tailgating and honking horn at me
>slow down even more

i have actually seen 2 lifted trucks roll recently
they both just kinda fell over
one rolled onto the hood and slid for a bit
was pretty cool

Since when people tailgate on the Autobahn? One of my buddies went there some time ago and drove a Fiat 500, going on the fast lane not even Porsches would tailgate him. He wasn't aware of how he was blocking traffic, and when he realized this, the guy in the Porsche sped past him and gave him a killer look

>the guy in the Porsche sped past him and gave him a killer look

wow, germany settle down

right lane is for heavy traffic
if you go faster than trucks then you go in the middle lane

Where did this happen? Was the truck a blurple Toyota Tundra? I might know him

kek, my buddy admits he was acting like a dumbass
we're not from Germany

That's a unique case, Germans even tailgate and flash high-beams at police cars in the fast lane

HE WAS CALLING YOU A FAGGOT
how dense are you
mean looks from a guy in a car?
post that shit to facebook

yeah? lol
my friend came back impressed by how educated Germans are and how they respect safe distances as opposed to the jungle we see here
the point is they're so polite they won't even give you the finger

How dare you.....

That poor Miata

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Most tailgaters I've seen were BMWs, Audis or riced boiracer shitboxes. Porsche and exotic car drivers are usually much more polite. They don't have anything to prove, I guess.

The worst dickweed I've seen on the Autobahn was an official BMW test driver in prototypes. Absolute asshole tailgating everyone in tight traffic, overtaking on the right, etc.. .If I would have had a dash cam, I'd have reported him to the police. Seems BMW knows their audience and tests prototypes accordingly.

*in a prototype
like this one

>Assmad shitbox drivers riding your bumper

Just slow down next time and watch as he loses his shit.

Van drivers in the UK are the worst. These faggots always speed and drive dangerous as fuck, then start yelling at you and raging hardcore simply because you decide to obey road laws and they don't.

makes sense I guess
also maybe the test driver wanted to avoid having the mule photographed by many people

It's actually against the rules to follow too close in Germany and they will pull you over for breaking the rules. They are serious about it, they have special markers on the road that cops use to measure correct following distance. They love their rules over there.

maybe it was a hypermiler?

I like to flash my rear foglights when someone tailgates me. It's like brake checking without braking.

>driving above speed limit
>someone overtakes me
>slows down to speed limit

It was really, really riced. As in orange and blue flames, parkbench spoiler, body kit, and a shakotan exhaust.

"I" put it out of it's misery

>welsh single track country lanes
>every corner is a blind bend
>guy in front of me holds everyone up by going 30 mph on open straights
>continues going 30 mph around the corners
I've witnessed at least four people get hospitalised doing this, and they were all tourists. Never change, city people.

>exact face every time

Canadanigger here, I sit in the middle of a 3 lane highway usually, because the right lane has mergers who have to accelerate to speedmatch, and the left lane is for passing. If it clears up and there's no semis, I'll go to the right lane. But here, trucks are capped at 110 when everyone goes 120-30, so most people have to stay in the middle Lane if they don't want to constantly slow and speed up while weaving

>going 70 in a 55
>SUV aggresively passes me going about 90
>cop miles ahead passes us, does a u turn and pulls his ass over

I laughed, especially because I was the one in the sports car, he was just in a raggedy ass SUV

>nightime
>on the highway
>driving on the right lane
>driving at speed limit
>highway merging into another highway
>lane on the left will end in a couple of mins
>fucboi in a mercedes behind me
>flashing lights
>flashing lights
>move to the left lane
>he passes me
>move back to the right
>he slows down

some people just can't stand to be behind anybody they have to pass because they're more important than you are

What did he mean by this?

t. cityfag

reading this thread while I live in Lithuania and I constantly hear this ''only in Lithuania'' jokes about people driving like assholes and EVERYBODY in the UK letting you merge and never speeding. :D

When people tailgate me i like to press the brake pedal just enough so that the brake lights go on, people usually back off, only lasts for a minute or so though.

>be on highway during heavy traffic
>leave decent gap to the car in front of me (if everyone did this there would be no traffic)
>some hothead in a minivan is behind me
>right on my bumper, honking and flashing his lights
>gap opens up in the other lane
>he swoops into it and guns it past me, giving me a wtf gesture on the way by
>has to immediately hit the brakes because that lane has now stopped
>cruise past him because my large buffer gap allows me to cruise at a slow constant speed through the traffic
>dead face stare him down going by, he stays looking straight forward

Every time. I don't understand how people cant see how heavy traffic works.

It is illegal in burgerland too, just cops prefer pulling people over for things that make them money like speeding tickets, not more important things like following too close or left lane camping.

I try to crawl too but I live in Illinois and motherfuckers will give you no quarter when it comes to gaps.
I find it helpful to get behind a semi, they don't like being behind those.

I love doing this to small jap shit box on freeway.
Don't matter the traffic I would ride their ass in my truck with my LED or high beam right on their face.
When they change lane after having complete mental breakdowns, I don't even look at them with big smile on my face. If they go behind me, I got my tow hitch ready to salvage any gook box back to their place.
Anyways I don't get why people don't like brotrucks

Had some twat doing that to me last year while driving through an early morning mist. Right up my arse he was. I pulled over a bit to let him overtake me and zoom off into the fog. A few minutes later I passed him; he was stood shouting into his phone by his car that was stuck nose down in a ditch on a sharp corner. Made my day, that did.

You're still issued a monetary ticket for tailgating, it's the same as a speeding ticket, your post lacks accuracy

t. got pulled over for tailgating

Yeah ive found that by staying in the right lane you get fewer people moving into your gap. I think people equate the right lane with slow, even in heavy traffic where all the lanes are going the same speed, and are less likely to move into it to get ahead. As for people behind me, i dont really care what theyre doing. If they want to pass me then go ahead, they're just gonna have to stop 100 ft up the road anyway.

On a side note i find it amusing when people who are merging on to the highway during heavy traffic desperately try to get in the left most lane as soon as possible, like it's going any faster.

That's if they bother pulling you over for it.

I'm just saying your statement that they prefer speeders because it "makes them money" lacks merit since the tailgating also generates money

I'm the one in the jap shitbox, but I have a dash cam. When a fucker like you tires to fuck my shit up, I just report you to the DMV with my evidence of your reckless operation, and more than often your license is suspended. Also, I love watching retards like you freaking out that you can't show off how small your penis is by passing anyone and everyone. Lights in my face? I downshift and watch you guys have to panic break when you realize you're almost on top of me.

Fuck me stuff like this is satisfying

>driving down the M25 at 6 in the morning
>it's the m25 so of course it's a 20mph crawl
>it's dark and fucking hammering it down
>can't see shit
>see some retard flooring it everywhere and weaving in and out
>20 minutes later see that he rear ended someone

Sucks for the innocent person though

lol

I don't think you can downshift into the sunset when I have ecobeast son.
I will turn in my dash cam of you driving like retard.

>come up on slow as shit old beaner truck
>non maliciously tailgate for about 2 seconds while I check my left to pass
>brake checks me before I even have a chance to pass while I wasn't even that close
>whatever dude
>get in left lane and proceed to overtake
>stupid truck driver floors it trying to prevent me from passing
>I lol and give my little ST half throttle and easily pass him
>now he's tailgating me dangerously close like a foot or less and flashing his lights
>brush the brakes just enough to get the lights on
>this fool still tailgating
>hard brake check
>he backs off until the next light where he approaches my rear at high speed and brakes last minute a foot from my bumper and keeps flashing and honking and lurching closer
>I turn right and he goes straight

To this day I still don't know what this guys deal was. I wanted so much for him to get out of his car and try something.

>what is a one lane road

>Not doing 100+ with mommy in the passenger seat
Stay plebian

This'll show em

>non maliciously tailgate
All tailgating is malicious

It's standard practice to get close and hold the centreline before an overtake.

If standard practice was to drive off a bridge you'd probably do that too

Different nigga but when I even get close to 60 my mom starts breathing heavy and makes weird noises like straight from a porno. It really fucking disturbs me so I have to drive slow whenever she's riding with me. I give way for people in cool cars tough.

But that's just silly user

He's honking the horn at the person ahead of you

And so goes the relationship between our stereotypes. At least my vehicle is more american than your truck...

sometimes I'll hold the clutch in and throw it in reverse so the lights go on, that usually freaks them out

Sorry was too busy tailgating another slow toyota

It wasn't like I did it to make a statement or anything. He pulled into traffic going slow and I was going relatively fast. I had to brake and ended up getting fairly close. Not close like he did but more like a small cars length and only for a few seconds. The only thing I can think of is he saw me driving fast and thought he would teach me a lesson or something.

Sounds like you both should kill yourselves

>Drive a fucking orange sports car
>Stay near the speed limit in areas where cops are patrolling all the time
>People in trucks / cars that blend in tailgate me
>Know that as soon as I speed up a cop will materialize and fuck me in particular
this is car-ism