Hey Veeky Forums. I'm trying to decide between a H1 Hummer and a C5 Z06 Corvette...

Hey Veeky Forums. I'm trying to decide between a H1 Hummer and a C5 Z06 Corvette. Help me out so I can get a car this weekend.

Hummer pros:
>a literal tank on the road
>can drive over anything anywhere
>causes endless butthurt for Califags
>causes endless butthurt for yuros

Corvette pros:
>goes 200mph
>superior handling and more fun driving on roads
>makes me look like a richfag
>looks good in general

How the HECK do you come up with this comparison OP, you should know which one you want/need

gtr. faster than a corvette

bonus: triggers amerifats

So assblasted his shitty threads got deleted

nice stalking

I like the pros of both and I don't know which to choose. I've already eliminated like 100 other options.

Felt so good filing that report, keep crying bitch nigga

i'll just make another thread, lol. you can't stop me

Corvette, hummers are retarded and slow and for dudes with tiny peen

Go ahead, can't wait to see you spergout once we the the 404