I rolled a car last year, bought a new car and drove it hard too, saw other guys crash their cars, and over time I've completely lost the desire to drive a car at the limit. I'm older than most on Veeky Forums, have more desire to live, and more to live for.
How do I enjoy aut/o/s now that I don't want to suicide by auto off a cliff like the rest of yall? I'm usually in the slow lane even in normal driving, I just wanna cruise half-asleep at like 10mph down the freeway and I don't even do heroin. I just wanna CHEEEEEEEEELLLL mayng.
I still love the feeling of the seat pushing against me in the twisties, but I don't feel the need to take 'em fast, I wanna go slow and enjoy the view of the tress and shit.
Am I gay? Should I kill myself and my whole family? Advise plx.
Yes you're gay and you should kill yourself and your family.
Adrian Harris
Die doing what you like. Be it going 180mph at the twisties, be it going 10 and getting rear ended and dragged off a cliff by a truck. Just try to die happy, who cares what you were doing. People change over time, so its understandable that your crave for fast crazy hektik skidz diminished and that you just want to chill
All of this being said you're a fucking slow ass faggot. Go fast and wrap a tree or stay home.
Nathaniel James
You're reaching old man stage. Time to give up, buy a corvette and cruise on the weekend with the wife.
Noah Ramirez
>doing the same thing over and over becomes boring In other news, water is wet
Balance things out, I usually only go for a hard drive once every 2 weeks or so, and only if I'm up for it. If you're not feeling like driving fast, don't. The crave for it will come back later.
Logan Johnson
When you think you're takumi but you forgot about your FWD
Chase Allen
>caring if you die
wooooow
Blake Nguyen
ALLA HU AKBAR
David Fisher
I do speed and have close calls but I figure its more likely I'm to die in some boring and unspectacular way
Luke Gutierrez
You're getting older and maturing. As men get older, the level of testosterone decreases, and their drive to hoon about, race and do stupid shit decreases as well. This is why most men's insurance rates drop after the age of 25.
I'd say that you can still enjoy driving though. Get a slower car that's still immense fun to drive, like a Miata, CRX or MR2. You can push them and still be well within the confines of the law
Sebastian Reed
>How do I enjoy aut/o/s you don't, get a manual
Eli Wright
>I'm older than most on Veeky Forums >I just wanna CHEEEEEEEEELLLL mayng. So you're 18?
David Martinez
How do you even crash this bad, the road was straight; also no seatbelts lol
Mason Hill
>Listening to radio while reading this >See picture >Lady says something about arms race
Fucking BBC.
Josiah Reed
enjoy paying a license to watch tv, cuck
Adrian Peterson
? I live in America moron.
Ayden Ortiz
>BBC >murica that's even worse you fucking cuck go live in the limeys' rainy island if you love it so much
Christopher Williams
>Not realizing that some radio stations change at night.
Keep being this spastic, please. Unlike you I like to keep up on WORLD events and not just Murica.
Logan Clark
>being this culturally colonized can't make this shit up I bet you'd rather have a Jag than a Caddy, fucking traitor
Michael Green
Just wear a seatbelt
Dylan White
>Would rather drive a Jag than a Caddy
Well yeah I'd love to Drive a F-Type R or a Xj220, or hell maybe even the XJ13. Those compared to any modern American car isn't even fair.
Please stop. You've invalidated yourself with that.
Xavier Cooper
Just take it to track days. Hit 200kmph and don't worry about walls, trees and canyons.
>nocarz detected
T R A C K D A Y R A C K
D A Y
Michael Young
Git gud
Justin Murphy
>damage control
Blake Hall
Dibshit deserved it
Ethan Lopez
>muh b8 You made an statement and I proved you wrong, traitor. That's what you get for underestimating American engineering. Cadillac is world class even if it had a malaise era that lasted until a few years ago. I hope you enjoy the abysmal electronics that come with Jaguars by the way. Cuck.
Asher White
>Traitor Whatever. Back to /pol/ with you
>Made a statement a proved you wrong. I never mentioned the CTS-V in my post tho. If I had mentioned it then I'd understand. Why is it so important to you what I like anyway?
Jaxon Scott
>I never mentioned the CTS-V in my post tho. You replied to a post where I specifically mentioned Cadillac >pull special snowflake model >still gets beaten by the caddy on 2 out of 5 tracks top kek euros can compete with cadillac but britcucks can't
Bentley Barnes
I too have gotten old to the point where I have slowed down.
But I am normally with my family, business partner, clients or employees in the vehicle and as soon as I am alone and not roaming I turn into Speed Racer again.
Jeremiah Nelson
Little do insurance companies know that I plan on getting on TRT when I'm older. Seen too many guys in their 30's with man tits. Fuck that.
Adrian Martinez
>Special snowflake model It's the top of the line model moron. The special snowflake model was the F-Type Project 7
>It's the top of the line model moron. The special snowflake model was the F-Type Project 7 You said F-Type R and then changed to SVR. And still your coupe can't consistently beat the Caddy sedan, pathetic. >600 hp kek burgers and yuros unite against the eternal anglo
Gabriel Ross
I don't live in bongistan but judging from all the videos of angry bongs yelling at the tv license man from behind the door I don't think anybody actually pays them
Levi Diaz
I find it real funny when I watch an American channel and half the ads are about "TRT for men with low T"
They are so cucked that they are afraid to even say "Testosterone"
Dylan Sullivan
I find that I don't like speed, I like the sensation of acceleration. Instead of going 140 on the highway, I like to take corners fast and zoom out of them, or try and aim for a good line in my lane within a curve, and the G's satisfy me more than just going fast
Sebastian Adams
I said the F-Type R because I didn't know you were going to try the Race track meme, though to be fair that's all Veeky Forums seems to care about. You literally asked me a question that had nothing to do with track racing or comparing cars and then you do that. There are a slew of British cars I'd love to drove compared to the Cadillac CTS. McLaren P1 LM, Range Rover SVR, Jaguar XJ220, Aston Martin Vulcan. Why don't you compare those to the Caddy since you love them so much?
I didn't say CTS, I said CTS-V. And my bet was that you'd rather drive a Jag than a Cadillac, and you admitted it already. >McLaren P1 LM Not even comparable and there's no data. >Range Rover SVR No data, would probably get smoked. >Jaguar XJ220 Hardly comparable and there's no laptimes. The CTS-V is as fast from 0 to 100 kph and faster from 100 to 200. The XJ220 wins in top speed. That said, there's laptimes to compare it to the Corvette, which makes more sense. And the Corvette smokes it. >Aston Martin Vulcan Track only car and no data.
Kevin Bennett
>trying to “““drift””” on a highway in a fwd shitbox >sandniggers
Oliver Jones
can confirm, landyacht bestyacht t. gs430 owner
Jonathan Martinez
Enjoy your newfound patience and never having to worry about speeding tickets again, I guess. >tfw have to fight the urge to sit at 100 mph on open highways >always try to go as fast as I think I can get away with My shit is doomed to be fucked up.
Jackson Cooper
Same here these speed limits are for 1940s cars
>tfw liberals hate driving
Gabriel Russell
If I'm driving a Jag it's not because of lap times. I really don't see why you're trying to hate so hard on the British vehicles because I'd rather drive one than an American car. To be honest, I'd rather drive a ATS-V or a Viper ACR before touching the Caddy. Now go away All.
Mason Hall
Rich conservative businessmen have drivers
Eli Morgan
Seriously, why is shit like pic related set at 65 mph?
Luke Ross
Holy balls, dude.
Connor Evans
>caring about lap times No one cares if car x did a better lap time than car y.
Many people buy cars to go fast, others buy cars to have fun and others get a car to just go around town and not walk and use the bus.
Lap times are not everything, maybe you would realise it if you didn't sperg out so much.
Gabriel Ross
It's unbeleivable that "using a television without a license" is an actual crime anywhere in the world. It sounds like some joke law some playwrite would make up for a comedy set in communist East Germany or something.
Juan Hill
>buying British cars ever British cars are so shit they make yankee cars look good.
Michael Cook
>there are no corners but I must drift
Jonathan Williams
>tfw
Oliver Turner
>I'd rather drive a ATS-V or a Viper ACR before touching the Caddy. >drive an ATS-V >before touching the Caddy
Angel Carter
>too narrow lanes >not long enough straights >no center barrier (grass doesn't count, you need at least guardrails or new jersey barriers) >only two lanes per direction t. engineeringfag
Austin Bell
I ride sport bikes and watch Motorcycle fail videos regularly, and still ride like a dumbass, you have no excuse OP.
Kevin Roberts
>Not reading before and finding out that the Cadillac I was referring to was the CTS-V
What are you high? I like American cars as much as the next guy, but don't discredit the British motor industry. Aston Martin, BAC, McLaren and others can definitely make American cars look bad.
Thomas Rogers
>Aston Martin, BAC, McLaren and others can definitely make American cars look bad. Press S to spit
Logan Scott
DESU I don't think it's even that bad of an idea. The risks of taking T when you're young is that your body stops producing it naturally, when you're old your body is already not producing it anyways. If you have a good job and have the money why wouldn't you want to have a good body and high sex drive for the rest of your life?
Ryan Morales
I think i get why they dont believe in seat belts
good luck dying in the car..
Camden Butler
Last year after I got my Mustang I spent most of the fall driving home from my girlfriend's at 120 on weekends. This year I rarely go faster than traffic (already about 75 in a 55.) Just doesn't feel fun any more vs the risk of getting a killer ticket or wrecking.
Daniel Martinez
Might want to hold in that spit sweetie.
Nathaniel Scott
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Christopher Wilson
>sweetieposting
Jonathan Anderson
>only accident I've ever caused was due to understeer
FWD is truly cancer.
John Campbell
Have the Saudis not invented seatbelts yet?
James Moore
>Shitposting
Brandon Clark
>BBC
Good, but Democracy Now is patrician tier.
Easton Perry
>This butthurt over someone listening to the radio past mind night.
Adrian Garcia
Fucking crazy Arabs drifting on straightaways with grandma tier cars turning the dome lights and flashers on for no reason.
Did anyone else see that video where some Arabs got an SUV on two wheels and changed a tire going down the highway? Unfortunately can't post link.
Julian Brooks
YOU MUST DRIVE FASTER, UNTIL THE THRILL OF SPEED OVERCOMES THE FEAR OF DEATH
Ryan Phillips
ass devastated FWD fangirl
Adam Rivera
this lol
Dominic Williams
speed != fun. do you have rallycross track in your location?
