>"dude come pick me up I have a flat tire"
"dude come pick me up I have a flat tire"
Andrew Wilson
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Jordan Sanchez
>getting rear-ended by a truck full of eels
Adrian Baker
SLIMED
Cameron Evans
hagfish actually
Jaxon Mitchell
I didn't see your mom in the picture.
Lincoln Jones
>dude, come pick me up, i need some more coolant
Jace Lee
>when you let the transformers watch too much hentai
Gabriel Wright
>dude pick me up my car is full of eels
>
Brody Sanders
BAZINGA!
Kevin Hall
if he gets that rear damage fixed and gets back into his car again he will probably get reminded of that time when he picked up a hooker
Benjamin Hernandez
hagfish actually
>implying that car isn't totaled
>esp with that smell
James Thomas
did a giant come along and bust a massive nut on those cars or some shit
Sebastian Bell
This just like my Japanese hentai's.
Grayson Anderson
lel
Angel Harris
REDDIT!
Hunter Diaz
how did hagfish end up there?
David Harris
A truck hauling hagfish overturned on Hwy 101
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Parker Roberts
That just raises more questions, why would any one want to eat something that secretes a shit load of mucus?
Zachary Foster
why would anybody want to suck a dick when all it does is shoot out tons of cum?
Jacob Phillips
Why would anyone want to eat an ass when all it does is release shit?
Luis Carter
why would anyone want to continously post on a website that is nothing but bait shitpost threads?
Brody Lewis
...
Oliver Smith
Apparently they were en route to Korea
>asians
Jacob Fisher
>Honda
>VTEC finally kicked in
Not even once
Matthew Evans
when captured, they secrete the microfibrous slime for which they’re known, which can expand into up to more than five gallons of the material when combined with water,
FUCK and the Koreans want them?
Alexander Jackson
Hagfish get turned into leather that's used for cheap wallets for example.