Car faces

Do cars actually have faces or am I just autistic?

they do

I reckon you're just autistic friend.

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Autism would be not recognizing faces in objects.

LE CAR FAEC BREAD

JALOPNIK BARTY XD

'Ello poppet

Here's an autist.

car faces is an Veeky Forums tradition for over a decade now (which means it was probably already a thing before you were born)

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autism would mean it's harder for you to recognize faces and especially recognizing expressions and what they mean.
so it's closer to being schizo but then again why over analyzing stuff that's just funposting

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>can not unsee

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Smashing!!!!

is it possible to make a car that DOESN'T look like it has a face?

no

No, the human brain attempts to construct faces from inanimate objects like cars

; )

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Holy fuck I don't have autism, praise the lord

Saw one the other day, it looks so bad irl.

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Doopy as heck

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>ISHYGDDT

>HOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>SENPAIIIIIIIIIIIIII
>WAIT FOR ME SENPAIIIIIIIIII

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and btw it's just a normal thing
the people styling cars can do it without meaning to
you have to go to pure wind tunnel to get rid of it

people who don't see the faces are the ones you should worry about
they are leaning towards psychopathy
.eg they don't look for humanity in anything
so they reduce everything to its mechanisms

I don't see any face on the AE86. Doesn't matter what kind.

It's probably because it doesn't have a giant obvious opening that can be taken for a mouth.

just w8 till you see it in person
good thing that's are rare body kit now

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when the dab hits too hard

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twingo designer used himself as model too.

>it keeps happenin

BLLLL

I don't know, but I find it animu-tier cute.

gnaaa angr agr

This is legitimately terrifying.

its aether poking its tongue out super cheeky
or its vomiting uncontrollably and trying to stay happy

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Who /sees windshield as eyes, not headlights/ here?

>i have no mouth and i must scream

I see it as a closed mouth frog face that's blushing.

>vomiting uncontrollably and trying to stay happy

I never asked for those feels

passenger seat succ bot?

t. autism

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Checkmate, atheists.

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"UUUGGGGHHHHH I DON'T WANNA BE HERE"

Does someone e want to explain why they made room for a gigantic grill that doesn't exist?

>explain why they made room for a gigantic grill that doesn't exist

Easy.
To show of their cars ~don't need a grill~ because they're so advanced and running with a completely different engine compared to all those pleb cars.

Those faggots really want to rub it in as hard as they can, therefore a big space with nothing there to show it off.

>doesn't need a grill

>meanwhile thousands of Lelslas throttle down because of overheating motors and cables after a couple minutes of Autobahn vmax

>autistic people can't read facial expressions
friend...

ANGERY

But that's stupid. It would look 10 times better without it

Well, Tesla doesn't think so

Tesla is retarded.

Now you're getting it.

I only notice faces in Mazdas. They all look so happy

What car is this

Asking for a friend

1997 Buick LeSabre

I can see two separate faces, one on top and one getting fucked by the one on top.

why did i think about fucking its "mouth" too? lmao

o____o

for some reason made me think of the prawns from "District 9"

That's fucking Nigel Thornberry

I have to agree. Looks like shit outside of professional photoshoots and perfectly-lit showrooms

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this made me happy

i can't unsee this
porsches will never be the same

aaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

You wanna offend my carfu again?

hurr

Your Carfu has a BDSM fetish with that gimp mask.

What is this expression meant to convey?

confusion

alternatively

henlo

it's gone rabid!

kek

kek

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Old cars have moustaches

Why are you posting? Please stop posting.

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true

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It just has a hair lip

Designers actually try to mimic anthropomorphic faces onto the car's design.
Check the episode about Ralph Gilles from the documentary series called "Abstract" on netflix.

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Cars can be smug too.

A CUTE

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