/tf2g/ - Team Fortress 2 General

Pyro would be right dab in the middle, man, he gives even less of a fuck than scout. In fact, that entire chart is bad.

>Pyro not detached from the political spectrum entirely

>masked burny merc of indeterminate gender is anything but extreme libertarian left

It's not that his gender is indeterminate. It's that he gives zero fucks about anything that isn't setting people on fire or cute pets, including gender roles. He's fucking insane, his political stance is "set everything on fire" if nothing else.

Are sprays not working for anyone else?
Am I doing something wrong?

whats happening with your sprays user?

they arent working on valve servers

Franklin Delano Roosevelt

Гpязный хyecoc.

mysoldier24276.jpg

>someone starts micspamming groovin' magic
>start strafing to the beat, swinging my view left and right to the music
>casually melee a soldier to death while singing along in weeb
who else plays better drunk

Drugs and alcohol are for losers

best thing viva has even said

BOTTIS NIBBA

Jon "we must secure a future for the ARYAN race" Tron.

>casual MM eventually trickles down to 2v2 on viaduct
>enemy team is medic heavy combo
>mine is a gibus dude who wouldn't go med and me, being a furious tryhard
>still can't do ANYthing unless you backstab one of them, they both get triple our points combined
feels bad

EPIC POLICE!!!

SORRY WONT HAPPEN AGAIN

QUICKSELLING BP ! (EVERYTHING 80% OFF)

I ASKED FOR A NAME ON /TF2G/ AND GOT THIIIIIIIS

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heavy secondary

The Spyvich
Level 1 Lunch Box
Primary Fire: Share a Spyvich with an enemy (Deals 150 damage without falloff).
Alt-fire: Share a Sandvich with a friend (Medium Health Kit).
Eating has no effect on wearer.

Spyviches will not harm your teammates and instead will return to your inventory if they try to eat one.

Check out my flash at Zone.com or just search Zone!

Then you must be most drug addicted drunkard here.

SMUG ANIME GIRL (American edition)

Heck, didn't even realize I got trips to confirm my truthposting even further

Nah, I'm a winner at life because I don't do drugs, drink alcohol, or even drink coffee. Biggest winner in tf2g, which isn't even saying much since it's a big group of losers

Eeeeeeeeh?!?!?

>not drinking coffee
enjoy struggling to stay awake loser

demo secondary

-50% damage
+100% clip size
+100% fire rate
-no charge

A shower wakes me up just fine. Working keeps me up just fine, too

+like

Typically if there is a heavy medic combo and nobody does anything I switch to scout with ball and cleaver and meme the heavy out of this plane of existence because typically you will be able to always beat the overheal and healing by using a scattergun or in my case a shortstop after landing the crit cleaver

I don't know of any other good way to deal with a heavy pair when you don't have any help aside from being a really good sniper or spy

I only have tbis to offer, treat it with care as it's my only epic.

FUCK I THINK THE JANNY WOKE UP FELLAS CHEESE IT.

HEAVY STOP SAYING POOTIS!

SCOUT STOP FUCKING HITTING ME WITH THE PAN IT'S SO ANOYING GOD

WHY ARE WE RUNNING AGAIN?

CAUSE THE JANNY WOKE UP YOU FUCKING NEWFAG

>It's a friendly hoovy on your team that wont even throw you a sandvich while you're dying

For fucks sake, if you're going crouch around being useless at least toss me some health every now and then

How about..- THHISSZ!?!?!

>not drinking fresh squeezed or bottled squeezed pomegranate juice
Better than coffee I tell you.

>I don't know of any other good way to deal with a heavy pair when you don't have any help
Roamer Soldier or divebomber Pyro can sweep Medic away from Heavy.
When you have help best bet would be a pocket Demoman.

heavy gun

+300% damage bonus
+75% faster spin up
+50% faster movement speed when spun up (37%→56%)
-75% bullets per shot
-75 max health

i call it the tomislav

Five unlocked sniper crates and, out of all the cosmetics in the game, this is what I got

I thought last update sprays were now working on pubs

bahahaha what an idiot

>no stranges
Shit dude, sorry.

Least I got like, 2 stranges and a rad craft-numbered Allclass villain's veil.
ecks dee six-tee nine

teamfortress.tv/41021/freestate-quits-tf2

>win round 1 of A/D without giving up a single point
>enemy wins round 2 but we actually capped first cp when they couldn't
>"gg ez"

was it autism?

You? Yes.

This story is nothing, yet you posted it

you're the autisms user

>poster shares anecdote actually related to TF2 gameplay
>HUFF DURR UHHHHMM AUTISTIC????

this is why nobody posts here any more other than /b/-trash roll posts

You won the match though so why would you care? Why did you even post this?

why OP delet the half of the thread pasta?

>IRC
irc://irc.rizon.net/tf2g
pastebin.com/9S37Kk0W

>/tf2g/s looking to party queue
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/15-e-Sut2sj954Cjm8aGzXMaN4dSSop7xgiyp9DCdOK8/edit?usp=sharing

my mistake

Is this a Jojo reference?

all me

>soldier has 70k kills on his nigger box
>is still trash at the class and can only and will only play 2fort
>still gets btfod by average players even on splash damage crutch map 2fort

I don't get it, i know the thing is a dirty crutch but why does everyone who uses it suck so bad? Its not like gameplay is drastically different then stock. Its stock with one less rocket and hp gain on hit, yet everyone who uses it just literally cant play soldier.

This is like that time in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire where Ron made a Jojo reference

I guess it all depends. Are they using Conch too? If so then they're faggots of the highest order.

Whoever uses it has grown a bad habit of "jump then shoot ground lol ez", that's why Blackbox also known as Crutchbox. Pay attention to their pattern, every crutchbox Soldier just jumps and shoots ground even when there's only one (1 by number) target infront of them.
They can be loads more efficient by going for directs against one target simply, but they can't take the risk of losing health and spam jump+M1 like an autistic kid, now they don't have any brain left to lead the shot on someone's path.
Their Medic will be at danger and they'll be reloading, they can't retaliate against any fucking tiniest burst damage without the help of a Medic either. Not surprising when it turns out that they never gained any gamesense from playing thousands of hours.

You also deleted the half of competitive links, you know?

He probably just farmed his strange.

>Soldier on the other team crying that our Heavy "always has a pocket Medic stuck up his ass"
Maybe you should get better at killing me, shithead

>playing Valve comp
>soldier tries to bomb our med
>apparently doesn't realise I am playing Heavy
>shoot him out of the sky
>he complains the whole match that we are basically cheating by not following the meta
>has a complete shit fit when one of our scouts goes Engineer
>disconnects and ruins the game for everyone

This is the community 6's fosters

>has pocket medic up his ass
>think hes good
not him but you better chickity-check urself
>he complains the whole match that we are basically cheating by not following the meta
I was missing these "stories which was never happened" so much. Not really.

>I was missing these "stories which was never happened" so much.
>"Lol 6s elitists dont exist 6s is a perfect game mode ha ha ha dont spread lies goy!"

>has pocket medic up his ass
>think hes good
I'm the medic

I can believe in 6s elitist. But i can't believe in fags who act like an completely cry babies. Never saw it in around 2000 hrs of playing.
You even worse then, filthy healslut.

>Be medic
>Be ugly

rlymakesuponder

>Mad baby boy sad that he's too bad to bomb a single medic
Mad + Bad = Sad, perfect trifecta of nerd virgin.

>Never saw it in around 2000 hrs of playing.
Why would you go on the Internet and tell lies

>press m1 for a single time and jump around your bf implying hes good
lol
I don't.

Valve nuked them, sadly.
You'll have to join Minecraftworld_ultimate_69_FREEITEMS
to get sprays to work

Playing drunk is kind of fun but if you do a drinking game and commit it'll fuck you up.
I once did 2 shots every time I died on 2fort.
It was fun until I slurred.

A part of tf2's design is that you can always see what will happen, I don't think this wound be added.
It would be fun though to give the enemy food poising as a 'friendly' heavy.

>Walk over bridge on 2fort
>Friendly heavy greets me
>On same team
>throws me a sandvich despite being at full health
>Say thanks and walk
>Come back later
>He just threw

This.
I dropped an Übersaw strat with in depth explenation and everyone ignored it.
Made me sad that shitposting gets more attention, I would rather discuss game mechanics.

>Pocket heavy
>Enemy australium soldier cries in chat all the time about us dominating him
>In an autistic fit, he finally hits my feet and makes me fly across the map
>Activate quick-fix to get my health back before his subsequent airshot can kill me
>He crocket's the heavy right after
>Pull out crossbow and shoot heavy while I'm flying across the map and give him HP before I land
>Run back and heal heavy
>His australium autism did literally nothing and we are not back at sqaure one with full health medic and overhealed hoovy

Nobody said the random pub heavy was good, just that the soldier is too shit to bomb 1 medic so he cries baby boy tears ;)

Like every person with >5 hrs on heavy is a good heavy. And it's not that easy to bomb medshitter if he surf damage and heavy tracking you midair.

>Morning in the Americas
>Thread slowly starts to fester into shit.
>I'm American.

So what you're saying is that he wasn't good enough to accomplish the task so he cried about losing

Heavies are great to pocket desu.
That max health and his sandviches make him bae.

You actually need gamesense and aim to play heavy. A shit heavy is basically just a living mini-sentry. A good heavy can kill everything in his vision before they even register what is going on.

>I'm American
ew
I want to say pootis. I just don't like le edgy fags like this one.
>You actually need gamesense and aim to play heavy.
As i said. 5 hours and you good to go.

lol nice one

He was just some rando in a pub, too. What's funny is that I wasn't even pocketing him, I was sticking around the guy who is the backbone of our defense topping off my teammates with quick bursts and arrows while keeping him fully overhealed and ready to rumble. Soldier boy was just not working with his team and mad I knew how to not drop uber.

>edgy
what did he mean by this

>what did he mean by this
You bean meanie to this soldier.

He was the mean bean trying to insult my boy Random Heavy, of course I'm going to call out nerd virgies who can't just wait for a sec so he has 1 other teammate looking at me.

Heavy is the least hardest class to learn along with Sniper, all you need to do is learn positioning and aim well.

Heavy just gets fucked over if he has no medic because he's a slug shit.

toss me dat sandvich and I'm yours for a game, bb

...

it is pretty obvious that pyro is a male, i refuse to believe anyone actually thinks otherwise. show me even one female with this body type

ur mum

Amy Schumer

coffee isn't unhealthy at all, pomegranate juice is actually more unhealthy. it is addicting so you can consider that bad but there are worse non-addicting things available and it certainly isn't the worst thing you could have in your palatte. unless you drink it with creme and sugar like a child

Well, it could always be a butch lesbian. Females aren't prohibited to have male-looking body, and vise versa for males.

I do think Pyro is a guy though, I mean, cmon.
In his concept art he looks like a mix between
Jonathan Banks and Jean-Luc Picard.

Friendly reminder that Soda Popper is objectively better for pubstomping as long as you can hit both meatshots without delay.
That's 200 damage in just 0.3 seconds there jimbo.