Dota 2 General - /d2g/

i'm so sorry cutie...

JUST
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WAKE
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>Woke up, fell out of bed,
>Dragged a comb across my head
>Found my way downstairs and drank a cup
>And looking up I noticed I was late.

Have no time to check the scores from last night. Surely our guy president won against the filthy thirdie monkeys. Would bring shame to the European Union if Secret lost.

Is Valve gonna do anything about the taunts?

CANT
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>wake up
>Secret top seed
>SG bottom seed
>Secret lost

yes, it will be displayed on the screen of the player you killed until he respawns

awake now

thread theme:
youtube.com/watch?v=cc2jVL1gp1k

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Really makes you think......

I used to play with kingrd in HoN, the man is not reddit at all.

>when ur team gets curbstomped

BUT STAY WOKE
NIGGAS CREEPIN'
THEY GON' FIND YOU
GON' CATCH YOU SLEEPING

Just respawned.
How did secret do?

youtu.be/3YxaaGgTQYM

S H A R T O U R
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>fear and ppd go away
>EG goes back to the fucking Maelk throwing days

really pops my corn

daily reminder to ignore shittershattered e*ros

Stop bullying artour!!!!

Reddit is trying to get SG banned because of the taunts

>reddit is shit-talking peedur
i don't trust nu-eg to defend his legacy

Luckily for PPD, he's in retirement otherwise...

Please be true, I would gladly go back 20 years and re-do everything since.

What the fuck is the deal with gulagfags and redditshitters crossposting? We used to have web wars but nowadays everyone is just like "LULZ EPIC BANTER XD"

Wish I could nuke websites.

what's more funny THUNDERBIRDS, """"""""""""broken"""""""""""" keyboard or Secret losing to literal fucking monkeys?

Ember is by far the most fun hero to play.

>We used to have web wars
No one does that anymore because it's fucking lame. Stop LARPing

SHARTOUR WILL NEVER WIN

BRAAAAAP

>wake up
>few hours until pro dotes starts
>watch replay of SG shitting on Secret again because it's fucking hilarious
>blog on /d2g/ about it
It's going to be a good day lads.

>secret actually btfo
I would have been happy as long as they lost, but the fact they lost to SG just makes it even better

>brazil wins
POST BUNDA

and now shartour will lose to brazil too

this major is the GOAT

relax, EG is literally the lesddit team. it's just a new meme

maximum chill hot chocolate and overthrow while waiting for pro dotes on my other monitor

rubick is fun as fuck

What happen to mid1?

>hate secret from day 1
>enjoy big time seeing them getting btfo
>time and drama goes by
>midone is playing on secret and he is pretty cool guy
>kiev major is first tournament where im cheering for secret
>they get btfo by fucking hues

How is this even possible?

Turns out 9,5k MMR is no match for tactics picked up whilst playing with NADota pubstars.

How to play undying effectively, dotards?

there's a webm of good undying play around here somewhere...

HAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT

JUST WOKE UP

GONNA HAVE FUN SPAMMING THIS SHIT

use taunt in front of enemy whenever it's off cooldown

1 hour to go

Secret got rekt hard

>game 2 brazil copied vacuum wall start
>mp retardly bought midas sub 20mins into the game
>riki went phaseboots midas

laughing too hard, forgot to change a detail

5 9 who is that?

>12 hours till shartour and d2geddit get BTFO

Need to make the faces king and this guy
The ugly players of SG are also the supports. The cores are all Adonis clones. Funny how that works.

>shartour

can someone explain this to me?

the retarded secret fanshit who was spamming the last 12 threads about how good secret was

probably roped himself already

please post more

there's literally nothing wrong with being a manlet.

>implying brs will deliver it

guys?

guys, what if BR wins a major?

>havent watch dota for months
>see seacret vs brazil
>tfw brazil gameplay is actually legit
>tfw 9k mmr is not even real
>undying is actually a good hero

How did they do it dotards, I am completely blown by this?

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Undy is very weird and situational, also he falls off a cliff in mid to late game.

Pros usually max Decay but I personally like to max Tomb first because it's extremely good in pub teamfights where shitters have no coordination and can't decide if they should take down the tomb or run and most likely will just fight around it or, even better, some will try to take it down while others will run away.

In the case that you are offlane against a trilane then you must max Decay and use it whenever you can hit 2 heroes, you can try to be greedy and go for 3 but 2 is good enough.

You only need 2 levels of Soul Rip and after that you max it last, also remember that you can heal the Tomb.

Your ultimate is weird, just use it whenever you fight.

The item build is also very variable so you should follow your heart but unlike most other str heroes Blademail isn't really good, Greaves is always nice if nobody else is buying them.

liquid will win this series against iG r-r-r-right lads?

i bet $500. If it wins I will invest it all in bitcoin.

Not respected by secret in any way.
Being underdogs helped them.
Taunts.

>blademail isn't good
on a hero that literally gets focused first in tf and his ult amps the returned dmg.

Nice 2k blog post LOL

>the only teams that can contest OG, IG and VP, are both on the top side of the bracket

(((fly))) getting lucky again :^)

DAMN... Hao's coach really doesn't like that he slacks off

you're forgetting EG beat them in 2 previous series.

>actually start playing again after about 110 straight games of intentional feeding
>not even kidding there
>still can't win a game
hilarious as fuck

>Focusing Undying.
>Calls me 2k.
Never reply to me again.

and let me just say this is why i feed every game of dota

my account is permanently poisoned to lose games, i dont get to win anyway

i basically carried all 4 of those games you can go watch any of them, and my team did absolutely nothing

its not dunning kruger go watch any of the games

>Secret
when will it stop being funny?

I mean they where matches from months ago, I think OG has been an overall better team than eg this tournament so far.

rewatching game 3 while waiting

peter suicide

if you have the chance to blow undy before he uses the tombstone, it's the best thing you can do in the early-mid game, otherwise zombies will fuck you and he will heal your focus

did i fucked up?

I'm like more happy for SG than I am disappointed for secret desu

but then I feel sad for OUR GREEKS

>implying he even cares about dota anymore
he abandoned us for money and power

Is SG esports, AD Finem of Kiev major

Love the way he just nonchalantly one handed pushes him over with zero effort.

I WANTED EGvSECRET
NOT SOME HUEHUES

>not cheering for the literalwho team

Get fucked m8, Ad Finem at Boston was hype as fuck.

THE AMERICAN FEARS THE HUE

shartour shitter detected

I'm legit scared SG will btfo my boy Artour

Help

shortour, is that you?

hey leldit!

Can someone post the TI3 edit of that minus comic with Alliance and DK? You know the one.

NA is already accustomed to playing with huehue shitters, EG will be fine.

>SG vs EG

Dreams do come true anons

SHARTOUR WILL NEVER WIN
SHARTOUR WILL NEVER WIN
SHARTOUR WILL NEVER WIN
SHARTOUR WILL NEVER WIN
SHARTOUR WILL NEVER WIN

do I cheer for Burning or Kuro?

going by NA's experience with SA players shartour will be feeding down mid by game 3

Reminder that Secret has won over 3.2 million dollars in various tournaments and they where wiped out by a group of BRs that have only won $11,455.50.