/4ccg/ - Prestigious Qualifier Edition

/a/ was going to qualify from any group possible. That's not what we're supposed to laugh at them for.

It's amazing how you can have three completely shit teams in a fetus group. I would have never imagined this as a possibility.

quite accurate, they pretty much accuse anyone of being a "safe spacer" but dissenting opinions in their board are shut down with name-calling and shitposting.

if you're below Pot 1 in a fetus and not a revived team you are completely shit by default

Usually, 3 out of 4 teams are going to make the escape from the fetus with no fucking problems, because the fetus is there to weed out trash. I know you're just trying to start shit but come on.

>make Bogdanoff Brothers a player
>don't even put Quick Rundown as their shirt name let alone the proper player name

Which is the best team in fetus and why it's /i/?

/pol/ deserves to get aborted just for the roster alone.
>Stormfront
>in 2017
>as a gold no less

because you're wrong and it's /co/

what even is stormfront?

A site for unironic nazis.

how is it their fault they got a group they can't fail to be promoted from?

/co/ is actually leading the fetus if we treat all the teams as one big group. Also, considering how sleepy the /trv/ - Veeky Forums game was, I'd say they have a good chance of nine pointing the group.

Veeky Forums could fuck with /co/ a little and by that point it probably won't matter for /co/ but /co/ are far better built than /trv/ ever were and Veeky Forums are the second-worst team in the fetus
/trv/ are straight up trash, arguably the third-worst team in the fetus, so /co/ have no excuse for losing that one
and yet both might actually beat /pol/ because /pol/'s livemanagement is SDA-tier. what a world we live in.

is that because they beat /a/ on goals against?

/pol/ getting aborted in a group with /trv/, Veeky Forums and /co/ is a concept so bad that I have a trouble even imagining it. Surely a pot 1 team cannot be that shit.

Yeah.

>Surely a pot 1 team cannot be that shit
Pots mean nothing m8, everyone is here because they are so shit they need permission to enter a fucking babby.

I'd argue that some of the teams are here because /merit/ is hellbent on mega-fetus.

Will Port Adelaide reach 150?

>posted in the wrong thread again

even if so you didn't get to be a mega-fetus candidate by doing "ok" or better.

>Bill Nye is still part of Veeky Forums

>be /merit/
>toss /a/ into an unneeded megafetus for essentially statpadding for no reason other than your massive AB/a/ delusions
>make up some bullshit later to attempt a defense
not like /a/ have a reason to complain anymore because their free 9 points is almost certainly enough to swing that efficiency dong around even if/when they choke in the babby proper

Nye got his ass benched today even as a red lmao, it was too late to force him out so he's going to stay permabench for the weekend
whenever Veeky Forums next play after this weekend he's gone

What do you think makes going on about bailouts and needless fetus sizes so appealing to you?

If you are the last team in your babby group, you deserve to be in fetus.

/thread

when does the fetus begin?

Yesterday.

/y/ won the fetus.
/pol/, Veeky Forums and /a/ are out of the babby.

dammit /pol/

>letting the memes win over muh e-sport

Based

dammit reddit

For some reason, I read that as "Nye got his ass bleached today".

Wouldn't surprise anybody at this point now tbqh

>Veeky Forums won't play with Nye against /pol/
Wasted opportunity.

Why does Veeky Forums hate Nye?

Honestly lads if you had told me about the top 16 in the Cup right now last year I would have said that's bullshit but I believe it. How has your experience been with the volatility of the top teams in the Cup desu?

because Bill has opinions on gender spectrum and on population control.

what this has to do with science and math I don't know.

I guess Veeky Forums is /pol/.

Mengele in /pol/ roster when?

WTF I hate Veeky Forums now.

We'll be passing around a bucket, please drop your shins into it and then hand the bucket to the bettor next to you.

10.35
6.00
5.00
3.40
6.00
3.40
6.80
4.00
3.50
8.50
3.00
12.50
13.65
10.50
13.90
8.25
15.60
8.75
14.20
11.90

Top 5:
Total bet: $350.00
Total paid: $169.20
Total profit: $180.80

The house always wins.

You are a jew.
Hope you get killed by

can I bet on whether or not Sou will giggle during a given match?

So who's the most free cookie in the fetus?
So far its looking like /t/ to me.

>I guess Veeky Forums is /pol/.

They are in the same group too so one of them has to advance.

I've been rigging as a small-team manager
Long as I can remember, only just as good as /y/
I wish I could not be such an amateur
But I'm still a Babby manager, no matter how hard I try.
Every pause I take, every goal I track
Every sub I make, every test leads back
To the Cup I know, and I'll never go
Up to the Elites...

See the big market teams at the top, they call me
And no one knows, if I won't choke
If the memes and the PES RNG smile upon me
I might promote, if I go to Elites, there's no telling how far I'll go.

I know, everybody with their big teams seems so happy managing big teams
Exports rigged by design.
I know, everybody with their big teams wins all dice rolls with their big teams
So maybe I can roll with mine.

I can rig with pride, make my medals strong
They will cut inside, not play their balls long
But the RNG says my tactics are wrong
And I'm still in the Babby...

All the holes in the line-ups of teams I'm finding
I'll fill those holes, and soon come goals
And it seems like I'll go to Elites, not declining
Now /myteam/ grows, no need to resign, will I soon outshine?

See the big market teams at the top, they call me
And no one knows, if I won't choke
If the memes and the PES RNG smile upon me
I might promote, if I go to Elites, there's no telling how far I'll go.

what beat is this set to?

How Far I'll Go from Moana

youtube.com/watch?v=cPAbx5kgCJo

>2017
>not using fox in the box

>fox in the box
Nice meme

/trv/ is so fucking doomed today.

>2017
>not using the McBox

You tried so hard and got so far but in the end it doesn't even matter

I wanted to make a /c/ song with I Am Moana so that the last line would be "FUCK YOU KONATAAAAAAA"

>2017
>not putting only trick cards on strikers

>2017
>2017

>2017
>actually caring what other none elite team opnions

>2017
>having slow threads

2017 was proven to be the year of the gold defender.

Shut up SDA

In the summer back in 16 they would view
Lying awake intent at tuning in on you
They knew it was for kids what they were cumming to
Oh A Oh

You may have won your second star, but now you see,
You have been relegated to our cup's Babby
And now you see the pure elation that's in me
Oh A Oh

It is for children
Oh A Oh

But /mu/ killed them

/mu/sic killed the children's show board
/mu/sic killed the children's show board

Viper came and you killed yourself
Oh A A A Oh

And now we'll see you in the middle of the spring
Along with neckbeard cloppers all "giddy upping"
Meanwhile /mu/ and /jp/ lay back, relaxing
Oh A Oh

You were in first once
Oh A Oh

But it's been months

/mu/sic killed the children's show board
/mu/sic killed the children's show board

All the mulpers sit and cry
While their counsel shifts the blame aside
Oh A A A Oh
Oh A A A Oh

-musical interlude-

/mu/sic killed the children's show board
/mu/sic killed the children's show board

All the mulpers sit and cry
While their counsel shifts the blame aside

Viper came and you killed yourself
Jeff Mangum is bad for brony's health

-musical interlude-

It is a children's show board
It is a children's show board
/mu/sic killed the children's show board
/mu/sic killed the children's show board
/mu/sic killed the children's show board
/mu/sic killed the children's show board
/mu/sic killed the children's show board
/mu/sic killed the children's show board

We need a new rule now which states that if /a/ fail to 9 pts their group they must be aborted immediate and be banned from future cups forever

if /a/ fails to 9 point the council should be sacked and Art should come in.

/merit/ will actually consider this a valid suggestion.

>imagine /a/ not 9-pointing a group with two pot 4 teams and an abortion

>these teams still haven't signed up for VGL

/@/
/rs07g/
/ss13g/
/twg/
/vitagen/

>have to choose between watching the foetus and Crystal Palace
Fugg.

>people who still care about the teamlist

nobody

Any videos of yesterday's matches on klaxa yet? I wanna watch /pol/ get shrekt since I missed it live.

Yes

archive.klaxa.eu/Spring_2017/fetus/Matchday_1/11. - pol vs co.mkv

Good shit, thanks.

Why do we even bother with fetus AT ALL? None of these teams especially /a/ deserves to play and are waste of space.

They should be removed permanently from the tournament altogether

why do we bother with any kind of fetus?
living beings are a waste of space
mass suicide when

This was a terrible post. There was absolutely nothing about this post that added anything to the thread. Nobody is going to take it seriously. One person pretending to be from /jp/ who is actually from /sp/ is going to meme on you, and you're going to start a shitty fight with him in the thread. Everyone will be worse off because of it. Congratulations. You are the worst poster in /4ccg/.

Why do we even bother with babby AT ALL? None of these teams especially /mlp/ deserves to play and are waste of space.

They should be removed permanently from the tournament altogether

>an /sp/-/int/-/a/-/mlp/ group is theoretically possible in summer

Permanently remove yourself from life altogether my guy.

I hope you know that only the villains from that group would promote

i hope /i/ promote

I don't have much hope for /t/ so I imagine /i/ is likely to win that match.

PM me cute Kotoris

ok

Thanks

Go away, Bill.

fuck off Umi

There are no villains in that group.

Umi is also great

There's three villains in that group:
TWO STARS*
TWO STARS
ONE STAR

*are