Why haven't you purchased a Corvette™ yet Veeky Forums?

Why haven't you purchased a Corvette™ yet Veeky Forums?

>3x more warranty than any other supercar
>Faster than GT-R for half price
>Pulls more G's than a million dollar Porsche 918
>More LeMans wins than Ford GT
>Looks as good or better than [insert latest model] Ferrari, Porsche, Aston Martin
>Delicious FI variably timed V8 power
>Honda-Civic-tier 37 MPG
>Dat sweet exhaust note perfection
>Starts at only $50k
>Nothing in this post can be proven wrong

By far the best performance value in automotive history ever.

Stop ban evading you nigger

i'm white and I never get banned

okay this actually made me laugh this time

fpbp

Because a decent C6 is still out of my price range. C5 is just too dated for me.

wrong

lol

>GTR fanbois know their godzirra is boring and the Corvette is way more fun to drive
>GTR fanbois know their GTR is way too expensive and can't even beat a Corvette
>GTR fanbois needing a second liver from drinking through their crippling depression when the Corvette effortlessly slides around a corner
>GTR fanbois assholes when

Because I'm not a faggot with a micro penis?