Finish this sentence

finish this sentence.

>Volvo drivers are ____.

cool as fuck

t. volvo driver

Reasonable, nice people...

...or twilight fangirls (it's still 2005, right?).

fine, respectable gentlemen

nice guys

gentle

heavily taxed vitamin D deficient miserable socialist faggots forever stuck in snow

It's okay your dad's mercedes taxi got cucked by an 850R, mohammed. It happens to a lot of people.

OK by me.

740 Turbo a cute.

designing wheels with anal plug silhouettes.

Cops, or in unmarked cop cars such is the polis' fetish for v70's here

Regular people

cucks

Chinese cattle

Underrated.

this
i worked at gas station and every volvo guy is cool af

snowniggers

I think you can just leave it as blank.

Probably unwittingly raising another man's child after all the fizz went out of the marriage when she realized heawqs just too dull to satisfy her needs.

Better human beings than owners of other European makes

a natural and non-addictive cure for insomnia.

Not aging liberal arts professors anymore.

>rainbow-haired, fashionably and musically questionable, Starbucks drinking, credit card slinging, liberal turds

OR

>A literal patrician

Both are mutually exclusive, most of the time.

>Volvo drivers are not as bad as audi owners and half the bimmer owners but worse than every other make owner, because they combine the normie braindead poor driving of audi and boiracer of low tier bimmer drivers.

Jealous they didn't get a saab.

Faggots.

respectable and upstanding citizens

Douchebag doctor wannabes who think they're too good and refined to buy German.

White and Based

>If pre 2000s-ish:
Patrician
>If newer
Plebian
>If MrCummy
faggot who needs to learn how to drive

Rich posers

a.k.a cucks

White

Daily reminder.

RWD Volvo drivers are the sons of Odin
FWD Volvo drivers are cucks

Please, user. The pain is too much.

basically ghosts

Just there. I rarely ever notice a Volvo driver doing anything even remotely douchey. For the most part they blend in. Very well.

>exclusively non-niggers
therefore a-ok with me

depends on the year

>prior 1998
kinda strange university student trying to get attention
>1998-2007
poor black woman looking for a cheap luxury marque
>2007-now
old person doing old people shit

You know how we are. Why do you need to make this thread?

Caption : stop tres

>If you love your family, you buy a Volvo.
t. My XC60-driving father in law

Easier to kill than you'd believe.

Rich enough not to buy minivans.