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KEEEYS OUT OF THE IGNITION NAOW

Is that aida?

EAAAAAAT MYYYYY SHIIIIIIT

Comfy morning dive

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What if I'm a fine young woman?

>Lamar Davis vs Chad Thundercocks Edition

Strength training via fistfights was surprisingly fun

Have you considered bringing a Shotaro into your life yet?

Is aida a girl irl?

He's a fat male furry.

>fat
>he hasn't seen the pictures

be careful! you don't want to trigger fat neets who have their own copy of the game!!!

>implying

delet this

no.

Who are the best members in PS4 /gtag/?

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The guy below me.

none of them, they're on ps4

no one will ever say your name unless talking about how shit you are as a person.

I don't get it.

in order for a best member to exist there would have to be members who fare worse relative to that member

and we don't include qt

There are some new members who I'm pretty sure aren't even from Veeky Forums and they are pretty awful at the game.

Why would someone throw a man out of a plane then shoot him?

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If you shoot him before throwing him out of the plane, he doesn't fly so well.

benis

never again will you notice this for the first time when playing VC

:(

Adonis really brings everyone together, and I think he's a very fun and relatable guy who can always keep a interesting party chat going.
He's got good taste, very chill attitude unlike a few others including myself, he's the most powerful race, he's not a full on meme lord, but neither is he a dull bore. The only real problem seems to be his internet, so obviously the best member is real monkey.

Like who?

There are people ITT that aren't on wired consoles

Explain this.

The human eye can't see less than 200 ms of latency.

Thats just it, I don't really know, I think they came along with contramunda, might be thinking of someone else really, but I'm pretty sure they are Scottish, because I can't really understand what they are saying.

Maybe I'm mistaken and I just don't like Scottish accents for some odd reason, and am just projecting.

He puts the sticky ketchup packet into the shift knob, meaning its now stuck inside and cant be taken out without fucking up the interior

yeah but why does he do that?

nice try aida
you fat gay fuck

I'm very gay but not fat at all. Sorry pumpkin. I'll timestamp a pic of my lean trap belly for you sometime if you want.

Ay Can you guys add me to pc_gtag?

My sc name is Regais

Thanks

do it NOW

I'm not gonna post it here. Message me if you want.

y-you're not a girl?

>implying they are girls in gtag
>implying there are boiis in gtag
>implying anyone in gtag other than you actually exist
wake up

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This ContraMundum character was never from the 4chins yet he somehow managed to join our crew and groupchat. He kept asking for people to join his heists. He later started killing other gtags and became an overall shitter. I'm pretty sure he's gone now.

Call me one if you like

It takes a whole 30 minutes to a hour to get it out, and reassemble it.

I don't get why it's funny at all, or why anyone would bother to record it at all.

>join a mission
>other players are typing in an unsupported font
>oh boy.jpg
>mission starts
>cars & players are warping all over the place

China pls

Couldn't understand him, despite him being an english speaking English man!

You're blacklisted for driving crate sales into the water
And don't pull that accident bullshit because you did it on purpose

ITT: GTAG players you hate
>cumsalad

""""""female""""""" characters

because Veeky Forums is full of autistic, furry manchildren

this, hate all trannies

Post it here thank you

No. You want it, you message me.

What's the best way to train strength now?

fist fights?

post it here fag

If you have a friend, invite him to a CEO and have him stand in a corner while you beat the shit out of him. He won't die and it builds strength

play golf

No. If you can't be fucked to identify yourself I can't be fucked to snap a picture.

>trap
>playing hard to get

Hurry up and get that attention before your expiration date.

It's not hard to get at all. I'm just not going to post a picture of myself on a mongolian basketweaving forum. You want it, message me elsewhere, easy as that.

Look at how fucking thirsty this guy is, negging a trap on Veeky Forums.

>whore not posting pictures on a taiwanese fisherman bulletin board
now post boipucci

No, it'll get deleted and I'll get banned.

>it'll get deleted
4chanx
>I'll get banned
>giving a fuck about bans
hownewru

not him but you can host it elsewhere and just link it

Can't be fucked to reset my router and delete cache because someone's too scared to message me.

>can't be fucked to do something that takes literally less than a minute

yeah nah, you're nothing but an attention whore
probably fat too

>tfw you saw the pics and know that aida isnt lying

So you're just too scared to add me. Got it.

I'm not even the first guy, you're just an obvious fake.

>wah im too scared to post my picture on an anonymous image board so ill say that they are too scared to message me on an undefined service

I don't even like Aida, wronged me today during a mission.

you're not fooling anyone aida

Anyone have that /gtag/ dick pic shrine Kaz has?

>dick pic shrine

owo whats this

Probably on accident, I don't mean to inconvenience people ingame. I'd probably say sorry too if you weren't so vague.
You can message me anywhere, idc. My discord is Aida#4915 and my steam is in my SC. Anyone who wants proof can get it easily.

What's some cool singleplayer content to do for someone who's finished the main story but hasn't done a lot of the side stuff?

find the alien spaceship parts or roleplay as a millionaire taxi driver

>roleplaying in singleplayer

NT faggot

>proving you can use photoshop
wow so cool

https:// a.uguu.se/uSnhC6vYXpv3. jpg

I'll save you the trouble

>being this desperate
pathetic

Absolutely repulsive.

what was that about photoshop you dumb fuck?

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if you can't take the gay stay out of the gtag

Solve the Mt. Chiliad mystery

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i don't know what i expected.

glad to see another uncut boy

fuck i can't wait for my socks to come in

>muh $1 aliexpress socks, can't wait to show off my pimply skinnyfat thighs, totes a cute dickgirl

you know it, guy

Why mahous blast on witches first, then ask questions second?

>anime

DON'T BULLSHIT ME CARL

>nothings there

>drive your cool bike in one mission
>you see me
>you make your personal vehicles for you only the next

im sure you did it on accident
pick on the muscle for wanting to ride