/owg/ - Overwatch General

>New Nexus challenge for D.Va and Genji skins (new D.Va skin, same Oni Genji skin)
youtube.com/watch?v=Bv2t9lwC7lk

us.battle.net/heroes/en/heroes20/nexuschallenge20/

>Official Uprising event website
playoverwatch.com/en-us/events/uprising/

>When does the event end?
May 1st.

>Loot item checklist
js41637.github.io/Overwatch-Item-Tracker/#/events/UPRISING_2017

>Latest Comic
madefire.com/motion-books/OVERWATCH-UPRISING/

>Event video
youtube.com/watch?v=cpGrY9i8TSA
>Story video
youtube.com/watch?v=B5wDV8x6w7s

>Developer update video
youtube.com/watch?v=FGpQtWoasMs
>Live Patch Notes
us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20753818008

>Overwatch Dev Tracker
overstalk.io/

>Tips/tricks/basics/etc.
pastebin.com/Qf2AKa8R (embed)

>Convert source mouse sensitivity
jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f

>Stats and Leaderboards
masteroverwatch.com
overbuff.com/

>Competitive Info
gosugamers.net/overwatch
over.gg/

Previous thread:

hi

Reminder that Genji is cancer and if you play him you should absolutely kill yourself

HOIYA

D.Va x Solider is such a fucking adorable ship. Mmmm

you guys done with the hots thing?

I want to fuck this Genji!

Fareeha is cool

Nice, after ~35 boxes, I finally got the Dva selfie one. But still missing several skins... previous legendary was coins, which sucks during events. :\

Might have to spend all my coins, then, unless the next couple of boxes contain at least one new legendary...

that hair doesn't make sense

t. Mercy main

Is anyone else too anxious to accept friend requests from online strangers after a game?

>Wanna try anal user?

WHAT'S YOUR ANSWER

cold as ice

Are you the same one that posted this fic in text form here a few months back?

Tracer's a cute boy and he's for rough femdom.

>3 gold with Genji
>gold objective time
>team isn't pushing for some reason
>there's no fucking enemies anywhere nearby
>someone bitching at me to deal with the enemy teleporter
>I already fucking killed it like 30 seconds ago retard
>our mercy switches to tracer to go kill the teleporter that isn't there anymore
>no healer now
>push alone to the second cap, enemy team trickles in one by one like retards so it's manageable, still no idea where my fucking team is
>finally die
>spectate
>THEY'RE ALL AT THE FIRST FUCKING CHOKEPOINT
>FUCKING
>STILL

sorry I am saving my butt virginity

>call every Mei player a cancerous nigger for weeks now
>still not chat banned

What gives

I was promised chat bans

>the Soldier
stopped reading right there

Did anyone else think pachimaris were turnips

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draw requests pls

I want to cuddle Pharah and keep her warm all night.

I don't care about shipping but D.Va getting fucked by an older white man is definitely the hottest possible one

>80 levels later
>still no Cadet Tracer skin
I don't quite like this.

this
>spam g g e z get rekt faggots after every game (even losses)
>1/10 games someone bites and says he's reportan
>been doing this for months now, absolutely nothing

though it seems to affect matchmaking. Whenever I start doing it excessively, I get matched with quite obvious trolls a lot. Probably pooling people with too many reports together so they don't affect others. Just a guess but it's what I observed.

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why would you do that

Can I ask her to specify who's going to be doing the penetrating?

youre both shit at the game for your hero picks

was that the message you tried to convey?

how do I stop myself of shit talking my team when I get 4 golds and a silver after the game ends

as zen

help I'm becoming toxic

I play this game to vent frustration and being edgy and baiting people helps a lot for some reason

>Tfw got McCree's, Tracer's, Widowmaker's skins, D.Va's and Zen's highlight intros, Lucio's victory pose, Pharah's and 76's emotes
>Hear friends complain about getting another Bastion skin
I feel bad, I mostly just play supports and tanks.

>picking last
>going tank if needed
>support when required
>taking up widowmaker to eliminate supports if my team is retarded and switching back afterwards
>try to barrier-babysit the genji that keeps running back with 25 health
>try and stick with the roaming retards that can't get a kill so they can get opportunity shots instead of getting killed
>get called a retard when things go wrong and we get rolled by a 4 stack
>enjoy mystery heroes more than anything else because of it
ain't no rest for the wicked

Perfection

just know that nobody cares about your opinions and whatever time you waste shit talking is pointless

LITERALLY THE CUTEST GIRL IN THE GAME

I WANT TO INSTALL AN ARTIFICAL WOMB INSIDE OF HER AND MAKE HER PREGNANT

Happiness when

Shittalking is one of the things you can happily do in videogames, so just do it pussy

Pharah is inferior to her mother
Boring ass bitch

Superb taste, my dude

I thought they were octopodes. Are they not?

At what level are people good enough that I can no longer 1v1 them as Symmetra?

I'm glad I always get lucky about getting Tracer skins, The only things eluding me now are both Torbjorn skins and Zen's highlight intro, and I'd be pissed if I cared that much about them.

Lewd OW lolis, doing lewd things lewdly.

More pictures about best ship.

>4 dps, 1 heal, 1 tank
>keep getting wrecked the whole game
>people start yelling at each other
>insults right and left
>suddenly start getting better
>absolutely stomping the enemy team
>we win
>everyone is still yelling at each other
What is this game.
I'm in plat

Pipe.

Orisaposters need to off themselves.

D.Va crying after shutting off a stream, showing how she puts on a brave face when in front of people, but in actuality she's just scared

Not our fault you like trash and not the best waifu in the game.

Why does it trigger you so much?

>he gets triggered by one new waifu when the general has consisted of 70% waifufaggotry since day one

is there any real reason to play reaper if roadhog is available

Same senpai

I may have some info about some things that are coming on the anniversary.

Being an unironic edgekid is better than being that guy who picks Wario

>Boring
kek
try harder

Jamison Fawkes!

I may ask you to tell us those things
Otherwise you are going to be remembered as filthy liar

When will they fix this

What are the things, user?

>butt virginity
Suure. Just your "butt" virginity.

>waifufaggotry
I think you're the one who's triggered, user.

ola

You've got your (You)s. Now just go ahead and tell us your lie.

>10 losses in a row

STOP

FUCKING

CHEATING

that's what it is.

if you circumvent my skill by leveraging it against shitty teammates (no heals, no dps, no tanking) then I lose

STOP

FUCKING

CHEATING

How am I supposed to win when I have no teammates that function?

STOP FUCKING CHEATING.

>tfw got every skin except the Widow and McCREEE Blackwatch skins
>they're the only skins I want

1. Fan suggested skins or something like that

Choose 1 character to gender swap, who would it be?

That sucks man. Quick play stories sharing? I have a few.

>Playing as Rein on defense payload.
>Do terrible, enemy wins in about 4 minutes
>Check my stats, gold objective time
>2 seconds
>That was gold.

>Playing Rein on Kings Row
>Enemy DV.a ults
>Get my shield up, no other enemies in sight
>No one gets behind it
>Walk forward and try and save at least one person
>I get my shield over them
>They walk out
>Dva got potg

seconding this

>tfw steamrolling through Anubis then holding B with Winston
I hope I never fucking fall into "hurr deathball" diamond ever again

Fuck, I would be so down. Cooler than Oni by far.

how is orisa allowed to be so boring

>tfw you think sombra is a serious qt

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Agreed.

Don't like that skin tho. Raptoron, Thunderbird, and Titanium are more rad.

She's cute! CUTE!

Her kit is pretty boring though, thanks Blizzard

daily reminder that S76 takes absolutely no skill and you should feel ashamed playing him

>get a few white and blue only boxes
>slowly start to get a couple purples
>get one box with 2 yellows and a purple
>back to getting white and blues
I fucking hate this pseudo-random shit, at least make it completely random if you're gonna force skinnerboxes on us.

I want this Genji skin for the next summer games

On the contrary, S76 is one of the few heroes that can make good mechanical skill shine.

I mean, if I'm going 76 it means I have no confidence in my team and feel I need to try to carry. I mostly use him in QP or on a smurf.

>tutorial character
>blatantly overpowered so shitters can learn the game

No offense character should have unlimited sprint, a 1 shot kill alt fire, hitscan primary fire AND an AoE heal

fucking this
it really rustles my jimmies when i see grandmasters soldiers trashtalking in chat thinkign they're hot shit
and i smirk when they crouch-tango trying to evade my mccree headshots, poor things

Sucks that they gave all the female characters the cool powers.

I feel you on the McGree one.
Only one Im missing and iv got a Widow's and Genji's twice.
Twice!

there isnt a single hero in overwatch that takes skill

>really want the genji, widow, and mccree skins
>get no legendaries other than tracer for the entire event
>break down and buy widow and mccree with all my gold
>get genji in the second lootbox afterwards
Today was a good day, /owg/.

McCree does

>these seven get Sentai skins because they're the ones on Recall

Why are there so many shitty fucking awful players? Even TF2's orange map servers weren't this bad.

Ever notice that ever hero seems to have one highlight intro that's way more badass than the others?

Which hitscan hero is the most rewarding in terms of mechanical skill and why it is McCree?

>implying
Zenyatta has two.

Tracer.

>falling for the box jew
Congratulations, you got yourself caught. Now what's the next step in your master plan?

Because Widowmaker is almost never near the objective and she has a scope

Because Soldier is blatantly overpowered and incredibly boring to play

I just knew about genji's.
Also everyone's apparently getting dance emotes.