Reminder that Genji is cancer and if you play him you should absolutely kill yourself
Jackson Hill
HOIYA
Gavin Stewart
D.Va x Solider is such a fucking adorable ship. Mmmm
Isaac White
you guys done with the hots thing?
Benjamin Sanchez
I want to fuck this Genji!
Benjamin Adams
Fareeha is cool
Cooper Rivera
Nice, after ~35 boxes, I finally got the Dva selfie one. But still missing several skins... previous legendary was coins, which sucks during events. :\
Might have to spend all my coins, then, unless the next couple of boxes contain at least one new legendary...
Isaac Lee
that hair doesn't make sense
Jeremiah Butler
t. Mercy main
Isaac Lewis
Is anyone else too anxious to accept friend requests from online strangers after a game?
Angel Young
>Wanna try anal user?
WHAT'S YOUR ANSWER
Charles Rivera
cold as ice
Cameron Perry
Are you the same one that posted this fic in text form here a few months back?
Dylan Gray
Tracer's a cute boy and he's for rough femdom.
Jeremiah Young
>3 gold with Genji >gold objective time >team isn't pushing for some reason >there's no fucking enemies anywhere nearby >someone bitching at me to deal with the enemy teleporter >I already fucking killed it like 30 seconds ago retard >our mercy switches to tracer to go kill the teleporter that isn't there anymore >no healer now >push alone to the second cap, enemy team trickles in one by one like retards so it's manageable, still no idea where my fucking team is >finally die >spectate >THEY'RE ALL AT THE FIRST FUCKING CHOKEPOINT >FUCKING >STILL
Jace Murphy
sorry I am saving my butt virginity
Colton Price
>call every Mei player a cancerous nigger for weeks now >still not chat banned
What gives
I was promised chat bans
Robert White
>the Soldier stopped reading right there
Cooper Murphy
Did anyone else think pachimaris were turnips
Jacob Perry
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Leo Cook
draw requests pls
Gabriel Gomez
I want to cuddle Pharah and keep her warm all night.
Andrew Evans
I don't care about shipping but D.Va getting fucked by an older white man is definitely the hottest possible one
Landon Clark
>80 levels later >still no Cadet Tracer skin I don't quite like this.
Lucas Sullivan
this >spam g g e z get rekt faggots after every game (even losses) >1/10 games someone bites and says he's reportan >been doing this for months now, absolutely nothing
though it seems to affect matchmaking. Whenever I start doing it excessively, I get matched with quite obvious trolls a lot. Probably pooling people with too many reports together so they don't affect others. Just a guess but it's what I observed.
Matthew Bennett
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Ryan Diaz
why would you do that
Jacob Lopez
Can I ask her to specify who's going to be doing the penetrating?
Julian Carter
youre both shit at the game for your hero picks
was that the message you tried to convey?
Aaron Lopez
how do I stop myself of shit talking my team when I get 4 golds and a silver after the game ends
as zen
help I'm becoming toxic
Angel Cox
I play this game to vent frustration and being edgy and baiting people helps a lot for some reason
Cooper Rodriguez
>Tfw got McCree's, Tracer's, Widowmaker's skins, D.Va's and Zen's highlight intros, Lucio's victory pose, Pharah's and 76's emotes >Hear friends complain about getting another Bastion skin I feel bad, I mostly just play supports and tanks.
Ethan Thompson
>picking last >going tank if needed >support when required >taking up widowmaker to eliminate supports if my team is retarded and switching back afterwards >try to barrier-babysit the genji that keeps running back with 25 health >try and stick with the roaming retards that can't get a kill so they can get opportunity shots instead of getting killed >get called a retard when things go wrong and we get rolled by a 4 stack >enjoy mystery heroes more than anything else because of it ain't no rest for the wicked
Jack Carter
Perfection
Adrian Fisher
just know that nobody cares about your opinions and whatever time you waste shit talking is pointless
Jordan Sanders
LITERALLY THE CUTEST GIRL IN THE GAME
I WANT TO INSTALL AN ARTIFICAL WOMB INSIDE OF HER AND MAKE HER PREGNANT
Ryan Cox
Happiness when
Angel Phillips
Shittalking is one of the things you can happily do in videogames, so just do it pussy
Jordan Taylor
Pharah is inferior to her mother Boring ass bitch
Logan Jackson
Superb taste, my dude
Jack Torres
I thought they were octopodes. Are they not?
Ethan Reed
At what level are people good enough that I can no longer 1v1 them as Symmetra?
Lucas Rodriguez
I'm glad I always get lucky about getting Tracer skins, The only things eluding me now are both Torbjorn skins and Zen's highlight intro, and I'd be pissed if I cared that much about them.
Austin Edwards
Lewd OW lolis, doing lewd things lewdly.
Austin Thompson
More pictures about best ship.
Isaiah Roberts
>4 dps, 1 heal, 1 tank >keep getting wrecked the whole game >people start yelling at each other >insults right and left >suddenly start getting better >absolutely stomping the enemy team >we win >everyone is still yelling at each other What is this game. I'm in plat
Jason Carter
Pipe.
Landon Thompson
Orisaposters need to off themselves.
Xavier Martinez
D.Va crying after shutting off a stream, showing how she puts on a brave face when in front of people, but in actuality she's just scared
Gabriel Price
Not our fault you like trash and not the best waifu in the game.
Jayden Gonzalez
Why does it trigger you so much?
Hudson Lewis
>he gets triggered by one new waifu when the general has consisted of 70% waifufaggotry since day one
Oliver Watson
is there any real reason to play reaper if roadhog is available
Easton Hernandez
Same senpai
Adam Ward
I may have some info about some things that are coming on the anniversary.
Matthew Phillips
Being an unironic edgekid is better than being that guy who picks Wario
Levi Garcia
>Boring kek try harder
Brody Young
Jamison Fawkes!
Elijah Thompson
I may ask you to tell us those things Otherwise you are going to be remembered as filthy liar
Thomas Long
When will they fix this
Brayden Nguyen
What are the things, user?
Tyler Clark
>butt virginity Suure. Just your "butt" virginity.
Thomas Gonzalez
>waifufaggotry I think you're the one who's triggered, user.
Alexander Baker
ola
Parker King
You've got your (You)s. Now just go ahead and tell us your lie.
Liam Nguyen
>10 losses in a row
STOP
FUCKING
CHEATING
that's what it is.
if you circumvent my skill by leveraging it against shitty teammates (no heals, no dps, no tanking) then I lose
STOP
FUCKING
CHEATING
How am I supposed to win when I have no teammates that function?
STOP FUCKING CHEATING.
Xavier Ortiz
>tfw got every skin except the Widow and McCREEE Blackwatch skins >they're the only skins I want
Juan Bennett
1. Fan suggested skins or something like that
Michael Ward
Choose 1 character to gender swap, who would it be?
Kevin Torres
That sucks man. Quick play stories sharing? I have a few.
>Playing as Rein on defense payload. >Do terrible, enemy wins in about 4 minutes >Check my stats, gold objective time >2 seconds >That was gold.
>Playing Rein on Kings Row >Enemy DV.a ults >Get my shield up, no other enemies in sight >No one gets behind it >Walk forward and try and save at least one person >I get my shield over them >They walk out >Dva got potg
Adam Cook
seconding this
Leo Robinson
>tfw steamrolling through Anubis then holding B with Winston I hope I never fucking fall into "hurr deathball" diamond ever again
Lincoln Kelly
Fuck, I would be so down. Cooler than Oni by far.
Zachary Richardson
how is orisa allowed to be so boring
David Mitchell
>tfw you think sombra is a serious qt
Connor Hall
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Easton Brown
Agreed.
Don't like that skin tho. Raptoron, Thunderbird, and Titanium are more rad.
Charles Richardson
She's cute! CUTE!
Her kit is pretty boring though, thanks Blizzard
Justin King
daily reminder that S76 takes absolutely no skill and you should feel ashamed playing him
Josiah Nelson
>get a few white and blue only boxes >slowly start to get a couple purples >get one box with 2 yellows and a purple >back to getting white and blues I fucking hate this pseudo-random shit, at least make it completely random if you're gonna force skinnerboxes on us.
Xavier Sanders
I want this Genji skin for the next summer games
Brayden Carter
On the contrary, S76 is one of the few heroes that can make good mechanical skill shine.
I mean, if I'm going 76 it means I have no confidence in my team and feel I need to try to carry. I mostly use him in QP or on a smurf.
Lincoln Wood
>tutorial character >blatantly overpowered so shitters can learn the game
No offense character should have unlimited sprint, a 1 shot kill alt fire, hitscan primary fire AND an AoE heal
Nathan Kelly
fucking this it really rustles my jimmies when i see grandmasters soldiers trashtalking in chat thinkign they're hot shit and i smirk when they crouch-tango trying to evade my mccree headshots, poor things
Jaxson Martinez
Sucks that they gave all the female characters the cool powers.
Mason Scott
I feel you on the McGree one. Only one Im missing and iv got a Widow's and Genji's twice. Twice!
Jose Martin
there isnt a single hero in overwatch that takes skill
Jonathan King
>really want the genji, widow, and mccree skins >get no legendaries other than tracer for the entire event >break down and buy widow and mccree with all my gold >get genji in the second lootbox afterwards Today was a good day, /owg/.
Austin Foster
McCree does
Hunter Cruz
>these seven get Sentai skins because they're the ones on Recall
Gabriel Ross
Why are there so many shitty fucking awful players? Even TF2's orange map servers weren't this bad.
Mason Anderson
Ever notice that ever hero seems to have one highlight intro that's way more badass than the others?
John Allen
Which hitscan hero is the most rewarding in terms of mechanical skill and why it is McCree?
Logan Jackson
>implying Zenyatta has two.
Camden Mitchell
Tracer.
Christopher Cox
>falling for the box jew Congratulations, you got yourself caught. Now what's the next step in your master plan?
Tyler Long
Because Widowmaker is almost never near the objective and she has a scope
Because Soldier is blatantly overpowered and incredibly boring to play
Brandon Martin
I just knew about genji's. Also everyone's apparently getting dance emotes.