I'll start.
#1 Teenage and 20 something Mustang owners/ " stang 4 lyfe".
Not only can they not drive but they are the entire reason girls roll their eyes when you tell them you like cars. The biggest mod any of them know how to do is platidip. They unironically vape and listen to dubstep. Most of them are jobless and still live with their parents. They actually think their cars are fast and talk about who they can beat but never actually race. They drink Monster Energy.
#2 Jeep drivers. Significantly less concentration of fags who drive Jeeps than Mustangs but most of them have some sort of self righteous "I'm better than everyone" attitude about them. They are most likely to be eagle scouts that have never experienced the warm embrace of a woman. They call everyone in a nice car D bags as a side effect of their jealousy. Usually seen wearing :life is good" shirts yet they are very bitter on the inside.
#3 Miata queers. Always the type to pipe in during friendly and playful car related arguments to say "hur dur a real car person appreciates all cars" yet they drive the gayest turds on the road. They also usually own jeeps. They think the Miata will somehow help them get girls because they think girls also see guys with nice cars as d bags. It doesn't work,
#4 Harley riders. Try to become original and badass by buying the most unoriginal and least badass motorcycle in the US. Clearly know nothing about motorcycles since they are willing to pay upwards of 11 grand for an air cooled v twin. Like to flip off sport bike guys when they zoom past but don't understand that going 5 under on an on ramp isn't a good idea, Ride motorcycles as a style thing. Similar to Mac owners of the computer world. Willing to spend twice as much for something that's half as good to inflate an image that ultimately makes you look like a basic bro/bitch.
#5 Your lame azz
