/twg/ - Total War General

CLOVEN ONES!

>Take Isabella
>Full red line
>Straight down the Bestiary research tree
>Vargeists out the ass

FLY MY PRETTIES

Maybe I overreacted a little...

*blocks your path*

Wood Elves are the comfiest elves

wow user you are so good at the game please tell us how you managed to beat that army with your ragtag band of greatswords, halberds, demigryph knights, and ror arty

What the fuck was his problem?

KNIFE-EAR FUCKING SHITS!

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Hows those dusty ass balls taste Skeleman?

What is it with autists in this general always assuming that anyone that posts a post-battle screen is trying to impress?

I'M SCARED OF CHARIOTS OK???

G O B L I N S

Cannons never seemed that decent to me in TWW. I can have a battery of cannons firing at a giant and they barely scratch it.
Which is ironic because they wreck house in the tabletop.

>sitting inside walled city waiting for massive besieging army to attack it
>confident that I'll be able to take on the three full stacks when they finally attack
>two more 20 stacks show up out of nowhere, march across the continent in one turn, and join the party
>YOU ARE DEFENDING AGAINST CHAOS
YAMEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

*Raises Dead*

>be skink agent
>sent to look after humans
>chaos invade
>suddenly this human emperor starts glowing green
>fucking hammers and drills outta everywhere, man
>confront him
>get btfo
>Mazdamundi gives you an eternal body
>get btfo again
>Mazdamundi is all like "lmao, silly skink, you can't defeat a human who has unlocked the power of the Spiral"
>reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

FUCKING STUNTIES DIE ALREADY
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Do hardmode and fight in the streets

Walls are for casuals

Rock the boat!

They seem to work pretty well for me.

They need a good firing arc.

*Sets them all on fire*
Pssshh.... Nothing personal kid

GECH YO ASS BACK TO YO ROOM MANNY

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deploy them in a triangle rather than a line and make little gaps in your battle line for them to shoot through and they do great.

cannons are good at shooting cav and factions with dense infantry formations like dwarfs or chaos

If it's not impressive, why post it?

Raise dead is a skill I always find really meh in campaign but after playing multiplayer as Dawi it triggers me on so many levels.

I'm actually gonna try a build with gyrocopters just so I have some ranged units that can't be tied up by some gay as fuck zombies.

>gyrocopters
*Casts Vanhal*
*Blocks Your Path*

To show something humorous, mock """close""" victories, the stupidity of the AI or just to make sure that there's something else than memes and questions about Warhammer lore in the thread.

>be vargheist
>get shot

It's awesome in sieges where you can lose whole units often, and chokepoints turn into deathtraps since you can just spawn a flank-attack on a blobbed up enemy.

>be a grail knigt
>waste best years of your life in search of the grail
>find it
>get a 20% ward save

>be demygriph knigt
>get a cool demygriph bro as a mount
>get better armor
>you general tells you to get 15% less damage
>now you take 15% less damage

How can bretcucks even compete?

>playing bloody hand
>noarmour noshield army
>AI spams doggo-gobbo bows and hillcamps with a full stack

Which non legendary lord has the best voice acting?

My vote goes to REIKSGAURD KNIGHTS (gruff version)

>be demicuck
>get tired after killing a couple wolf riders
>be noble virtuous brettonian knight
>never tire even after slaughtering hundreds if not thousands of empire state troopers

ill admit the angry chicken mounts are cool. i assume there are mods to give them to their rightful owners? (Bretonnia)

You forgot to finish

>Gets hit with a cannon because The Empire actually has technology and not just mud farmers.

>little cannon balls bounces off my face because PRAISE THE LADY
>lance your chicken and eat for a week with all my knight bros while we laugh at starving peasants begging for food

Ok that was funny.

>be chicken rider
>be chivalry fag
>get raped to death by endless waves of Norsca-class chariots

Sickly, sinful spectacles stand, shuffle, shamble and saunter shamelessly in mine scandalised sight.
I suggest a solution...
Surely such sedition should sour and succumb to Sigvald - the salacious, scandalous and sensational servant of Slaanesh.
Son of succubi, scion of sordid acts and slayer of squalid serfs!
See how I stroll, stride, swagger and swirl, spin, slash and stab at stupid senseless scum.
Soon they shall swoon, shall seek solace and death from sundry torments wrought on them by my strategic, severing, scintillating shower of shimmering strikes.
Send for the sword - summon Sliverslash.

what did he mean by this

t. clueless Chaos Warrior

>when you keep trying to fulfil your slayer oath but everything you touch just melts.

The worst part must be the grim knowledge that, with TW's replenishment system, you will always have a fresh supply of dishonored dwarfs for your slayer corps. Can't settle that grudge, you stunty FUCKS

>Be dawi
>Nigger chariot race teams racing around my hold
>Shoot them with cannons

so who is actually the greatest calvary in the old world?

my vote is for the grail knights, the whole being demi god space marines is cool and there is lore of blood knights turning to ash just in their presence

>grail knights
>chaos knights
>blood knights

are the top tier. In my opinion they should be equal but w/ slight differences to set them apart

>blood knights are faster and have frenzy bc they are vamps (this is already in game + banner of blood keep)
>Grail Knights get ward save bc ze lady (already in game + no fatigue)
>chaos knights get fuckhuge armor, good impact, and option for marks from the various gods (only have armor right now, don't even have bonus vs large)

I think this fight is a good example of a grail knight in combat.

youtube.com/watch?v=NN30YMzja6Y

Vardis wouldn't be good enough to get into the reiksguard, let alone be a grail knight

What about Ser Arthur?

youtube.com/watch?v=7UOryLeU86A

thats fucking retarded. take your got shit somewhere else

grail knight are literal demi gods and could take a fucking dagger to the balls and shit talk your peasant tier weaponry after your blade snaps

you may as well be trying to "wear down" a fucking blood knight vampire or a chaos demon

>posting the tv bastardization

arthur dayne + dawn would still get btfo by a grail knight, asoiaf doesn't have any equivalent

> those wide as fuck swings
he might as well have a club, that's awful

>tfw you beat a tw youtuber in quickbattle

feels good man

you are literally this guy

really, it's a toss-up in a lot of ways

tabletop, you can judge some units as objectively better than others by the statlines, but with the RNG of d6s you could have blood knights job to mounted fucking yeomen, or demigryphs break against goblin wolf riders. if i had the codices i could make a good ranking, but off the cuff orge mournfang cav and khorne juggernaughts are absolute nightmares, followed by blood knights and demis, with grail knights at a suspiciously low tier (reason: low model count of 12 max)

lorewise, its anyones fucking guess since each codex talks up itself. grail knights are probably the contender for best in show, since they are much more numerous, active, and favored by the lady. its not that uncommon for grail knights to facetank a cannonball, as stupid a meme as it sounds.

No. I was going more on that normal people fight dirty as fuck.

Not with >muh honor.

what warhammer character would twg have sex with if they could

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>as stupid a meme as it sounds.

UNCHIVALROUS

how many top 10 anime battle ranking videos have you watched in your life?

feet enchantress and have genetically perfect master race son knights

The lady

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>the only right answer

Actually 0.

But I don't think a grail knight would fight dirty which is a disadvantage.

To win with no honor is chivalrous?

>dawi can buff slayers to be more deadly on the charge than blood knights.

>PUMP THOSE DWARVEN LEGS

Don't grail knights have magic and superhuman skills or something?

It's not fair to compare them to normal humans.

>Beastmen pay a visit to the lady

Are Hawk riders decent units?

Their ranged damage seems kind of meh but they do surprisingly well charging shit in melee for their piss poor combat stats.

Do they have aoe attacks or some shit?

I did it bros, Von Carstein legendary full map clear.
Took me 680 turns here like 480 turns was just eradicating Dwarfs from badlands.
This is just stupid how hard it is to remove them.
Can i have some (you)s pls

I can't believe there are no doujins aside from the Schierke one, and they only appear at the beginning.

gj u polish fuck

where is all the Slaneesh erotica

yeah, their attacks are also ap so they can do pretty well in melee in a pinch.

how many ror did you have to kill?

thats like saying you think a chaos cultist peasant will face roll a space marine because the latter isnt going to be willing to use dark magic to win. again you are this guy you may be literally retarded. something is wrong with your reasoning ability

But did you win?

I see your point I forgot how powerful grail knights are but they are not unbeatable.

Solaire isn't pure enough to be a grail knight.

how can i not win if the map is cleared, user

at turn 400 when there was no end in sight how did you continue on

>how many ror did you have to kill?
a fucking lot.
Dwarves are JUST
Anger about Dwarfs

Also up to turn 183 when i btfod Chaos, i just had Sylvania and nothing else. Those were intense times

I don't know.

It's just a feeling I have.

Trying to get back into TW after spending so long with CK2 - does the TATW mod or Shogun 2 have better archers?
There's something oddly satisfying about watching arrows blot out the sun.

is someone admitting they made a mistake on the internet? shit dude...

what about this guy?

>ror
Huh?

I forgot grail knights are super human.

I meant like a normal knight of the realm.

Turn 331

Am I doomed to norse fags running down south forever and keeping me from expanding?

How do I stop this shit?

>Am I doomed to norse fags running down south forever and keeping me from expanding?
yes
>How do I stop this shit?
peace treaty during which you send your troops up north to fuck them up