/dbt/ - Cruiser friend edition

Test rode a sprint and a firestorm today. Both give you lots of bike for ~3.5k.

sprint
>wide fairing for comfy allweather use
>quite nimble handling for this class of bike
>flexible motor with linear power curve
>sounds fucking sick
>DAT efi coldstart ability

firestorm
>quite small and light
>sounds incredibly fat with dual staintunes
>power willys
>quite easy to ride slow, although it's much rougher than the sprint
>shit fuel range
>probably bad to work on

Overall pretty interesting but I'm keeping my bandit.

Well I mean the Sprint is more of a tourer so I'd expect it to be comfier and smoother, the Firestorm is more of a budget low fat sports bike. Engine is a largely detuned version of what you find in the RC51 so it's not really one for slow riding, hence why it's a bit choppy.

i dont even like cruisers but the new scouts look great

>'I'm not even gay but...'

It's cheaper and that's about it

does this mean the scout is the feminine penis of motorcycles

Daily reminder that traps aren't gay

Traps are gay.

sigh

traps are not gay. I repeat, traps ARE NOT GAY. How idiotic do you have to be to think that they are? traps are probably even less gay than some women.

I understand why some people MIGHT consider traps to be gay, but once thinking about it i don't know why people wouldn't change their mind. traps look like women. WOMEN ARE NOT GAY. IF YOU FUCK SOMEONE WHO LOOKS LIKE A WOMEN, HOW IS THAT EVEN SLIGHTLY FUCKING GAY?

I can kinda see why people think having a dick makes it gay, but the dick only makes up about 0.2% of the human body. if the rest of the body is feminine, that's 99.8% straight. let me repeat, 99.8% STRAIGHT, THAT'S EXTREMELY FUCKING STRAIGHT. THERE ARE WOMEN WHO ARE LESS THAN 99.8% FEMININE, YET PEOPLE DON'T CALL THEM GAY. If you wanna fuck a woman who looks manly as fuck, I'm not gonna call you gay, but you shouldnt call me gay for fucking traps either.

It makes no sense why people let a single penis ruin an entire sexual encounter, it's easy enough to ignore. Traps still have fuckable assholes, you don't need to fuck the pussy specifically. And if it's that much of a problem, just look away. He isn't gonna rub his dick on you or anything.

There are plenty of nice traps out there, and Im sure you'd get along well with them, but you choose not to because of something on them which takes up 0.2% of their body. It's nonsensical and stupid how worked up people get over something so small but completely ignore the rest of the body.

If you're worried about your friends knowing that you're fucking someone 0.2% masculine and 99.8% feminine, they don't need to find out. Believe it or not, traps can wear clothes too. They don't walk around with their dicks hanging out, they cover their dick with pants or skirts. Nobody has to find out that you're in a perfectly heterosexual relationship.

Traps are gay though.

.2% gay is still gay you fucking faggot

No, it just means you're gay af.

Most are, but fucking a passable trap is one of the least gay things on the planet.

Fucking a cross dresser is gay.

Yeah but it is still gay, you're fucking a guy in the ass.

.2% gay is like the same as fucking a girl that didn't shave her legs that week. Pretty not gay.

>Posters - 12
Very nice, quite impressive.

Nah it's the same as putting your dick in a guy's ass. Doesn't matter how he dresses, you're still fucking a dude.

Is the XJR 1300 a good bike?

...

post boipucci

sure why not

Literally uglier than the MT-10.
They can't keep getting away with this.

>a dude
Nice buzzword, it's still not gay

Decent enough, lots of torque and very comfy, but also very heavy.

Buzzword? I'm indicating that you're fucking a man, pointing out a biological fact isn't a buzzword. If you're gay that's fine, but fucking a guy is not straight, even if the guy is dressed as a woman.

what an ugly piece of shit.

Refer to

So far KTM is like the only one that does the futuristic looking bikes well

>if I sprinkle some sugar on this shit, it's not coprographia!
>no really I'm not even eating shit, look at the sugar, it's a real desert!

>theres a cheap low mileage ZXR 1200 eddie lawson replica near me
>its bee sat at the garage for months because nobody will touch it with a bargepole because the previous owner was a retarded woman that painted it pink

can this be easily rectified?

Imagining having sex with a guy makes me retch, if I were gay for liking traps wouldn't that turn me on too?

think about it a lot do you?

>i can only fuck a guy in the ass but i would never suck a dick.
>totally not gay!

t. gay guy

No, sounds like you like having sex with women and you put on a mask of that to justify a subconscious desire to fuck men.

I was just forced to. I don't even like porn with guys in it because they always do that under-the-nutsack view that just kills my boner every time.

Except that view you get is exactly where you want to be fucking? So long as you're not looking at it and looking at what appears to be a woman? It's still gay.

Now that's gay.

And there we have it, fucking traps is gay.

No, enjoying the view of some dudes sack swinging to and fro is gay.

But wanting to put your dick in that same area isn't?

Not if it's feminine.

Is there a better feeling than a left corner uphill?
I swear, it feels like you're glued to the road

>feminie
>male genitalia

So you're saying there's a version of dicks that you like? That's gay.

Just slap some neon blue highlights on top of it, go for the retro-futuristic 80s aesthetic.

It's not about the genitalia, it's the whole package. Same reason why people don't really jerk off to close up shots of vaginas, it's the whole girl.

Yeah but they jerk it to girls with vaginas. As soon as the girl has a penis, it's not a girl, it's a guy.

a right hand corner uphill

Reminder that being attracted to traps is not in any way gay:

journals.cambridge.org/action/displayFulltext?type=6&fid=10017053&jid=PSM&volumeId=-1&issueId=-1&aid=10017052&fromPage=cupadmin&pdftype=6316268&repository=authInst#cjotab_

>Background
Gynandromorphophilia (GAMP) is sexual interest in gynandromorphs (GAMs; colloquially, shemales). GAMs possess a combination of male and female physical characteristics. Thus, GAMP presents a challenge to conventional understandings of sexual orientation as sexual attraction to the male v. female form. Speculation about GAMP men has included the ideas that they are homosexual, heterosexual, or especially, bisexual.

>Method
We compared genital and subjective sexual arousal patterns of GAMP men with those of heterosexual and homosexual men. We also compared these groups on their self-ratings of sexual orientation and sexual interests.

>Results
GAMP men had arousal patterns similar to those of heterosexual men and different from those of homosexual men.

>Conclusions
Results provide clear evidence that GAMP men are not homosexual.

>I find women attractive, but only when their primary sexual feature is that of a man
>no guys it's not gay look! The rest is a woman!

This picture is from the Honda Riding Assist video.
Do you know the name of this motorcycle? I can't find it. It looks like the NC 700 S but that's not it

Except when shown a picture of a woman the first thing we look at to determine attractiveness is the face, not the genitals.

looks like a nobike.

Scientific studies are more accurate than your "penises are gay" logic. The majority of people who get hard to traps also get hard to women and don't get hard to men.

pic related

It's a prototype.

/dbt/ - daily bike thread

daily boipucci thread

/dbt/ - discussions 'bout traps

Does it have a prototype name?

>penises aren't gay
Australian power hour is worst time.

youtube.com/watch?v=KEV3PWNMjLA

>big front end
>skinny tapering tail end

Reminds me of a tadpole, this design. Hate it.

Not by itself, but since its the test bed for the Honda Riding Assist you can find more info about it by just that name.

Okay, I heard they gonna release it by 2020. Hype.

You don't like tadpoles.

How did we go from this

to this??

It kinda is, actually. That is an NC700S with that fancy tech on it.

Not sure if it ever got a name for itself. I'll look into it, but no promisses.

Im honored op.

Finally took a pic worth saving.

Apparently it really has no name, user. It's just a tech demonstrator.

youtube.com/watch?v=mWsBRgq7pk8

Anyway, I reckon that a fully electric nm4 with this balancing technology on it would be tremendous.

youtube.com/watch?v=BhmnlPQjmYc

(end of episode 1)
I don't want to watch the rest, he makes me jealous

This edition appeals to me

are USD forks still more expensive? Even the fucking MT125 has one.

Same with aluminium swingarms.

that was very satisfying to watch

difference between this and cbr250?

What's better?

See the new bobber user?

While I am a little disapointed that Indian still hasnt offered a standard this bike is a little closer to a neutral riding position.

Still a departure from the gaudy look if you dont dig the stock look.

>just had to give reg number on the phone
>only just remembered phonetics
that was a close one, I almost looked stupid

>map is finally updated
>tfw western Pennsylvania

I run them under the tail, around the plate, and run a couple down to the passenger peg brackets. If you have no passenger pegs, at least get some little eye loops on there so they're more useful to you. It's a handy tie dowm point. Also, replace your passenger seat with something more practical.

If I had a two part seat and knew a good fabricator mine would be a combined trunk carrier for an actual tail case and generic luggage rack.

Traps stay passable for about five minutes then the ugly bomb detonates with devastating effect. They age worse than white women....

>tfw eastern central WI

Nobody expects you to marry a trap. Not even traps themselves do. Fuck them while they're hot.

How much would a GOOD aftermarket headlight and gauge cluster cost?

I want to keep my stock idiot lights

Bolting to 41mm forks, without a lot of room to fabricate new brackets because notools

>Same reason why people don't really jerk off to close up shots of vaginas
>He doesn't jerk off to close up shots of vaginas

I'm not gay, but the contrast of sugar on shit interests me. I think you've got a recipe there, sport!

Only pics. Ill know if i like it once i see it in person

Not if they stay on whore moans.

that ironically kill their sex drive

White women don't age worse than other ethnicities, you're just able to notice the details of their aging better as a white man.

If the chick didn't paint the frame pink, it's easy to fix properly or improperly.

Drive the price down then remove the pink bits, sand that shit off and spray bomb it flat black. Go ride.

I once owned a Suzuki I'd shot what was supposed to be blue but the paint mix went horribly wrong. I didn't care and rode it because it was my only transportation.

My bro and I were drinking heavily and he decided to incentivise a repaint by spraying dicks all over it in black. Not wanting a Suzuki with dicks, I joined him and we sprayed all the bodywork without masking or removing it.

I put 20,000 miles on it like that before it backfired and burned one day. (Backfire blew off a pod filter, fuck pods.)