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why cant both team just lose

EG IS GOING TO WIN
FUCK THE EUROKEKS

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I'm gonna bet all my bitcoin on VP

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dogecoins on IG

imagine being a grown man working as a babysitter for 5 manchildrne

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this shitter has a low IQ and can't draft for shit

>win a fight
>get 0 objectives

sh1t shot calling ladies and gentlemen

>americans are this delusional
do you faggots ever shut up?

>I SWEAR I NERFED ILLUSIONS LMAO
>mfw

nth for no more quarries

living the dream

Phil looks like shit in a suit

my heart cant handle this

>OG is going to win another 4 hour illusion snorefest

How can anyone like this team?

Banana thread?

>Overrated Garbage can't win without disgusting TB

No wonder. They will NEVER win TI.

every fucking game 50+

what a patch

Reminder that the grand finals already happened last night

SUMAIL

LMAO

>Sumail is better than RTZ
hmmm

>Sh1tfail

LIMITER OFF

>sufail
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
GET FUCKED YOU PAKI BASTARD

>pakistani buybacks

>SUMAIL
>GOOD

>perma root
how is this balanced?

>Cooldown reduction was a good mechanic to add to Dota
100% uptime on those bolas.

""""""""""""""""""PRODIGY""""""""""""""""""""""""

THOSE EGGS LMAO

Sumail is actually so bad.
EG.SingSing when?

>Sufail feeds without buyback
lmao

I WONT ALLOW IT

>the better team is winning
>WEEEEH NERF
why are americans so pathetic?

MY BOY N0TAIL IS GONNA BECOME A 4 TIME MAJOR WINNER
DFSOPFJDSOIFDSOIFHODSI

>city of sharts

>GIVING UP WITH 4 BUYBACKS

LMAO LITERAL SISSIES

>NA DOTA AT ITS BEST

EUROPE VS EUROPE FINALS FIVE TIMES IN A ROW CONFIRMED

FUCK THIS MUSLIM PIECE OF SHIT FUCK THIS MUSLIM PIECE OF SHIT FUCK THIS MUSLIM PIECE OF SHIT FUCK THIS MUSLIM PIECE OF SHIT FUCK THIS MUSLIM PIECE OF SHIT FUCK THIS MUSLIM PIECE OF SHIT FUCK THIS MUSLIM PIECE OF SHIT FUCK THIS MUSLIM PIECE OF SHIT FUCK THIS MUSLIM PIECE OF SHIT FUCK THIS MUSLIM PIECE OF SHIT FUCK THIS MUSLIM PIECE OF SHIT FUCK THIS MUSLIM PIECE OF SHIT FUCK THIS MUSLIM PIECE OF SHIT FUCK THIS MUSLIM PIECE OF SHIT FUCK THIS MUSLIM PIECE OF SHIT FUCK THIS MUSLIM PIECE OF SHIT FUCK THIS MUSLIM PIECE OF SHIT FUCK THIS MUSLIM PIECE OF SHIT FUCK THIS MUSLIM PIECE OF SHIT FUCK THIS MUSLIM PIECE OF SHIT FUCK THIS MUSLIM PIECE OF SHIT FUCK THIS MUSLIM PIECE OF SHIT FUCK THIS MUSLIM PIECE OF SHIT FUCK THIS MUSLIM PIECE OF SHIT FUCK THIS MUSLIM PIECE OF SHIT FUCK THIS MUSLIM PIECE OF SHIT FUCK THIS MUSLIM PIECE OF SHIT FUCK THIS MUSLIM PIECE OF SHIT FUCK THIS MUSLIM PIECE OF SHIT FUCK THIS MUSLIM PIECE OF SHIT FUCK THIS MUSLIM PIECE OF SHIT FUCK THIS MUSLIM PIECE OF SHIT FUCK THIS MUSLIM PIECE OF SHIT FUCK THIS MUSLIM PIECE OF SHIT

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fitjew mvp

great draft great play

Now what amerifats?

rip

The absolutely shit early game of Ana
then being game MVP
jesus

>pick qop
>lose
nice game dotards

i woke up early for this shitfest
time to get some mcdonalds

>ana styling on sumail ends the game

AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA¨
BURGERS DOWN THE DRAIN

you forgot to mention naga my man

vp if you let og win another major i SWEAR to fucking christ

>talking about low IQ's when half of your team is non-white
zozzle

Also time to watch some NA damage control now.

game was already lost, don't get worked up shartour&Sh1tcucks

game was lost at draft

What will the excuse be this time?

>(((OG))) is going to win a major AGAIN

Will they get some new fucking writers?

>OG is going to win another 4 hours long illusion snorefest of a series

How can anyone like this team?

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>Sh1tfail

Imagine what would happen if he put BOTH legs up.

>Sufail
>Sh1t
>Shartour
>Zairrhea
>Pooniverse

BURGERS BTFO

>all europeans dont realize the art of the deal
first you lose 150%
so next game you win by 50%
and then last game win by 100%

>Ember Spirit gets Arcane Rune
>has a 5s root with a 4s cooldown
>balanced
Thanks IceFraud.

>global blink
>permanent root
>500 magic damage per second
>1000 magic damage block
>free invulnerability ability
how is this hero balanced?

use this for maximum flagposting

KEKED BY EU
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Sumail died because he got baited into using BKB

>drafting low test illusion heroes
>great draft
OG will be known as the most boring """champs""" ever.

didnt he use to have a huge ass arm tattoo? what happened to that

nice laning phase dotards

>BASED SG LOST TO THIS TRASH

i have a sub 50% win rate. should i just give up?

All according to script guys, trust me.

That lucky Arcane tho, literally 100 percent uptime on Chains

because MUH EU team it doesn't matter if they play the most boring kind of dota where you can play low risk high reward heros

pretty sure anyone with half a brain who follows the NA scene knows crit is fucking trash and wants him gone.

MACCAS RUN BOIS
anyone want anything?

>THE CITY OF THE USA

Whites don't have enough IQ for dota. Sumail needs his shoes shined desu.

They can't keep getting away with this.

>hey guys what if defending high ground gave you an extra 5 armor and 3000 hp and mana?
>wtf stop picking siege heroes

it seem like gonna be OG vs VP now

>laning phase ends
>ana is now the best dota 2 player
>sumail is literal dogshit
explain this dotards

It's still there

>holograms projected into a 3d build generated at valve hq
>the players are an AI network projected onto a swarm of bees
>the only person who gets to see or manipulate the raw data is Gaben

He was dead either way. If he didn't BKB he would have been chain rooted. He BKB'd Blinked away and got rooted again.

>WAHHHH ILLUSIONS
OG is the only fucking team who does it

Why do people want one strict meta?
Almost every hero is viable this patch.
Fuck off retards

New in the EG store!

Get yours today!

SG threw that last game, 5 ppl in rosh pit including initiator and counter initiator, I swear even if they baited EG into going into rosh and were prepared for it, they win that game 100%.

>permanent root
It's not permanent, Sumail thought he could blink away but didn't realize Ember had an Arcane Rune

>doesn't break the egg
>doesn't give a fuck and walk alone
>waste buy back money
>panic bkb
>dies

okay mista play spectre defense all day every day

just fresh fries man

>EG

this guy

Valve has to keep the CIS market up, they wrote a VP victory to boost nationalism-inspired purchases
OG winning here is just because "he reigning major champions" was more impressive as a foil, and the rtz clause prevents EG to achieve anything of note in a valve event anyways