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Pete's Meat

hook sux

Pete's Candlestick

L O L S M A C C D A T G BN O M E @@@@@@@@@@@@

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nth for cousin pussy

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true /fashionscape/

post favorite outfits

just posting to say ironmen are cancer on this game

I want to fuck this demon

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New thread, new doings/listenings
youtube.com/watch?v=CdQN5xTuFUM

>cannon task
>still make a few hundred k

What task?

> Casually check out RuneScape Twitch channel.
> 'Helwyr Mass with Mod Lee.'
> "Yeah, I own over 140 pairs of sneakers." -Mod Lee

Typical.

have these threads just become newfags? wheres 3lyra?

>newfags
>namedropping lyra

youre trying too hard broseidon rofleeeeeee

3rd item today

How do I git gud at flipping

>youre trying too hard
yet you took bait

who wants to give me a twitch code?

all me

make your own spreadsheet

Rs3 isn't doing terrible, but they are slowing losing players

slowly*

I wonder how many rs3 players also play osrs

I've met quite a few

I for one can't get used to the graphics and all the new features. Anyone wanna help me do Heroes?

Anyone have any good advice/forums on botting

Yeah; don't do it

Set up your clicks to be tick perfect for maximum efficiency.

OSBot

Don't be a retard and let it run for 12 hours straight

fuck off moral fag

>Playing runescape to not play runescape
Fuck off RS3babby

fuck off game ruiner

lol

Don't do this.

I mean, yeah, don't let it run for insanely long hours, but also: don't use OSBot.

Would you like to know why every Java hacker from the RuneScape cheating scene in the past years seems to own a Java bot? They're all the same. The only difference is in hook stability. The issue with Java bots is that, once a week, when Jagex updates the client, they also update the hooks—where a hook is essentially an address or identifier for NPCs, items, and other in-game entities. What sets one bot apart from another (be it TRiBot, OSBot, Dreambot, Powerbot... see a pattern?) is the updater: a highly closed-source piece of software, authored by the bot's developers, which deobfuscates these hooks.

The second, and perhaps most salient, issue with Java bots: they're highly detectable. When the client (whether it's a legitimate client like OSBuddy or Konduit, or a bot client like SMART or OSBot) loads the game applet, it necessarily relays certain unique information to Jagex, which allows Jagex to fingerprint the client. This fingerprint is, in turn, used to identify a player as potentially legitimate or illegitimate. OSBuddy? Legitimate. Dreambot? Likely cheater. Et cetera.

The only reason anyone would want to use these clients is when they're hosting a highly scalable bot farm, where it doesn't matter whether the bot gets banned within a week because they've already recouped their cost in 16-hour suicide runs.

For literally any other purpose, you should run a platform which is able to utilize OSRS's official client.

That first paragraph was unclear, apologies. Not all updaters are created equal, and not all bot admins are as prudent at updating the hooks for use by script-writers. This reliability is what you're paying for when you purchase a Java bot.

4th item today.
this is right after

How many runs per trip?

>when someone comes to try to give your ironman free stuff but they don't understand what an ironman is

>bond babies

R E M I N D E R !

J E S U S

L O V E S

Y O U !

5 or 6 usually before i run out of p pots.

>Googling the rules for Ironman mode
>Notice this thread as one of the results
Wew

forums.zybez.net/topic/1741460-iron-man-dont-bother/

dust devil. I didn't include the 1300 chaos runes

>"It's my duty as an intelligent and resourceful player"
>Calls himself humble

lol

convince me to come back to OSRS (been on and off RS in generally for 10 years, quit (again) since four months ago)

No, do what you want.

youtube.com/watch?v=wyURLPwv5RM

>The issue with Java bots is that, once a week, when Jagex updates the client, they also update the hooks—where a hook is essentially an address or identifier for NPCs, items, and other in-game entities. What sets one bot apart from another (be it TRiBot, OSBot, Dreambot, Powerbot... see a pattern?) is the updater: a highly closed-source piece of software, authored by the bot's developers, which deobfuscates these hooks.
Where do you retards come up with this shit?
A hook is code that gets injected into a function (usually at the start). This is to give your own process execution within the context of their thread, allowing you read/write access to the parameters they're passing, or allowing you to change what's returned from that function

A common use for this is for drawing in games, you hook their endscene, which is called when all the objects are added to the scene you want to render.
Once you hook endscene, you can access the 'world' view before render, and add new objects, i.e. text

>a highly closed-source piece of software

lmao what

typical ge baby spreading false propaganda about the ironman master race

>hes LITERALLY so jealous of ironmen he spends his entire day googling about them
pathetic bond babies lmao

wtf is that guy even going on about

>intelligent and resourceful player

cringed

>not ironman
Pathetic.

What?
I wanted to look up the restrictions for Ironmen so I could pitch my idea for Deaf Ironman Mode
>Deaf variant available for all current ironman modes
>Same rules apply except for the new rule that they cannot talk to other players or see their messages (and possibly can't use cc)
>Armor is the same except for the edition of comically large earmuffs on the helmets

But you keep fighting the good fight buddy.

theres no point in being an ironmeme. the game was designed to be social with trading and pvp and minigames not to be some faggy lone wolf dick waving contest where content is locked out. ironmen literally deserve to be shit on by regular players

barrows is shitting items today

actually having respectable achievements is one reason. it's funny you say ironmen should be shit on, when ironmen are doing the shitting on normal players. go back to being handed items you haven't earned from the ge, baby.

>not even an irongod

whats the point in playing??

shut your FUCKING mouth plush/roggy/diaperthot

is elite void good for barrows?

what does that even mean? i'm not well versed in your creepy fetish shit

>he's so mad about being a normal player and not an ironman that he has to resort to name calling

Why does he have so many runes? Is there some sort of meme I missed?

NIGGER

Fucking hell, I just want people running nats for me, but somehow this guy is offering less and nobody trades me

how to fix

I didn't know people still ran nats

Alts.

bots

>need one (1) single zulrah kill for western province diaries
>78 magic, 80 ranged, I should be able to do this
>fast forward 24 hours
>died 50+ times
>over 10m spent on gear, food and teles, my bank is in shambles
>closest i've gotten to a kill is 1/3 health
I just want to catch some fucking red chins. I've gotten to the point where I can survive until I run out of food, I just don't seem like I do all that much damage, even with a swamp trident, ahrims and occult necklace. By the time I get myself positioned, he's ready to dive again

Would you like someone to do it for you.

i'll do it for you

Thanks, but after all this time invested I'd really like to get the satisfaction of killing it myself.

Do you have any idea what I'm doing wrong? I don't usually fuck up the switches and shit, I'm just not hitting consistent 20+ with the trident, and snek isn't above ground long enough for me to whittle it down

your switches are slow, your prayer changes are slow, and you are probably really bad at maximizing damage while moving.

just learn one rotation, try green east, it's really easy. you can log out if you get red north or blue east before it attacks you.

whats your ign, i could spectate and give you some tips

it's a lot easier to learn one rotation because you will be able to memorize it much easier and have your switches and shit done without having to look at a guide before it comes up.
also what this guy said

You're supposed to be attacking while moving? That might be part of the problem. I'll try using just one rotation as well.
I was using void for a while, but I switched to ahrims + d'hide for more damage. Should I switch back to void for a faster switch?

First Print

Your magic level is pretty low you probably want very good gear to make up for that. What are your ranged/mage setups? Post a screenshot with both your gear and inventory.

is there a reward you should always be choosing in temple trek (red token) like herbs or xp tomes?

Yes, say it takes 9 ticks to run from east to west side (idk i haven't timed it) that's 3 trident hits you get that you wouldn't get otherwise

I think your gear is right for dps, your range level is pretty low. void range is better dps at higher range levels but ahrims is definitely better than void mage, so you should probably keep your setup to reduce switches

turn private on

Bowstrings are best money from it

Well, i think they still are but im 90% sure they are
And just do the easiest, blue path

okay

that other guy and i are waiting

i fought him once and am getting advice from one guy, will fight again in a minute

Guy sends this screenshot of him botting because he got kicked out of a shit clan. Reddit likes it

reddit.com/r/2007scape/comments/68iatk/guy_complains_he_got_kicked_from_a_cc_sends/

>bond babies
pathetic

Go back and stay there.

does Fallon still play? I miss that champ

JUST

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what is this shit

Fake

Shoreline in the image

Map has no shoreline