This is in your rearview mirror

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU DO?

>keep in mind you are in your 3k civic
>your 4/10 tinder date is in passenger seat

Wonder where he got that traction from.

Wait, bagged?

Honestly, I'd just get away from him, doing that shit on public roads.

Obviously smoke him with the few simple mods I have

their engine is 6 litres user

probably modified or rebuilt too

Report their position and plates to the police. They violate vehicle codes and pose a hazard to public traffic through their driving behavior. Jumping shitbarges have no place on public roads.

>hit the touge
>laugh as he disappears from my mirror down the cliff
>MISSION IMPOSSIBLE
>g-force of 2 throws my date out the window

I hate you plus most police don't care unless they catch you in the act.

>throws my date out the window

>4/10 gets thrown out in the steet

Get fucked. The public space isn't your playground. Go be an irresponsible fuckwit in your backyard.

Speed up to 37mph and go 2mph faster than any beaner ever has in his Impala

Video evidence is irrefutable, plus written complaints in my country are physically followed up.

Cya nerds.

slow piece of shit...i can smoke the fuck out of this in my 1994 EG hatch with a couple of simple mods:

- 10 point cage with Parachute
- 3 piece discontinued JoJo frontend
- spec-R full drag suspension
- Fuel cell with -8 lines from tank to motor
- 1 044 bosch pump
- 1200 rc injectors
- golden eagle sleeved block
- cp 10:1 pistons
- Eagle rods
- arp headstuds
- oem h22 headgasket
- Balance shaft delete
- competition clutch twin disc
- Port and polished head
- skunk2 valve springs and retainers
- Str cam gears
- crower stage 1 cams
- aluminium radiator with slim fan
- gsr transmission with itr lsd.
- qsd h2k intake manifold adapter
- k20 rbc manifold
- qsd throttle body spacer
- blox 70mm throttle body
- 4bar omni map sensor
- 6al msd with coil and cap. 3 step launch control
- hks bov
- Garret 102mm turbocharger.
- Custom t4 front facing turbo manifold with 44mm flange
- 44mm tial wastegate
- Custom water to air intercooler set up
- aem eugo wideband w/ gauge
- tuned on chipped p28
- 13 inch volks drag rims
- 2 15 inch volks rear rims
- arp extended wheel studs
- si cluster
- 150 shots of nitrous

im making 248 horsepower to the FRONT WHEELS because thats the only place the power should ever be.

lying on the internet

Post your shit heap.

>tubo civic
>floor it
>rev it to 9000rpm in every gear
>gap gets shorter
>know I can barely get next highway corner with maximum 260km/h
>know landbarges can not into corners
>take corner with maximum latheral force on inside
>tires squeal under load
>watch it crash with no survivors

i simply love when these cars go for sale and all they get is a $500 offer

Probably wait for him to pull up at the next light and compliment his ride. You can't pretend a LOT of work isn't put into those vehicles. AND it's another classic saved from rusting away.

Break check him. That piece of shit would probably fall apart if he broke too quickly.

This doesn't happen.

Also don't be jealous because you are poor and other people spend their money how they want.

>being this delusional

They sell for less than what was spent on them but 500 dollars is a massive massive massive massive exaggeration.

Even used coilovers sell for more than 500 bucks unless they are shitty ebay junk.

Depends on country man. In my country most r aware that big mods = big reliabilty problems + heavily abused car

Hence no one buys

With "a couple" mods. Goes on to list around 20.

>being this new

drop it into D2 and smoke em

Well considering you ride a bus, OP, you do nothing. Maybe get out your smartphone and start pushing buttons, I guess.

it's a meme you dip
"a few simple mods" and the list itself
how much of a newfag can you be? where are you from? reddit?

Brake check him.

>Open door
>Push girl out
>I don't need Juan from prison in my asshole again!
>She rolls under the car and hits the rear wheels as it jumps.
>Car does front flip and lands on roof killing Juan and his gang raping buddies.

>play it cool until the next red light
>stop
>middle-aged beaner pulls up next to me in his lowrider
>compliment his car, ask how much it cost him to put together
>"More than you can afford, ese."
>glance over to my 250-lb Tinder date
>"Smoke 'em."
with my few simple mods, he never stood a chance.

>WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU DO?
I'd frustrate him by changing lanes and getting in between him and his camera car that is following.