/dag/+/bwg/ - Dragon Age & Bioware General #1056

TechHater
TechHater

Back from the grave edition.

Previous: veekyforums.com/thread/175336461/video-games

News:
the BSN now is gone forever (but there's a backup somewhere so it's not really gone)
Divinity Original Sin 2 is in Early Access (It will have waifus eventually)
Tyranny and Andromeda are out
Pillars of Eternity 2 Deadfire announced (waifus confirmed)
Cyberpunk 2077 likely out before June 2019

Sales:

NOTE:
We occasionally discuss other, smaller RPGs that don't have their own generals. This does not mean we are /wrpg/

Dragon Age Stuff:
Check THIS before asking questions:
pastebin.com/NtncZWPf
DA:O Mods
pastebin.com/n4vGHHHd

How do I import my save into DA:I?
dragonagekeep.com
You can use this website to create your own DA World History by bringing over your choices from the previous games. You need an Origin account.

Where is my Warden?
Still searching for Schmooples the First in Andromeda.

/dag/ (incomplete) Art Archive
dagnaart.imgur.com

/dag/ booru
dagna.booru.org/index.php

Help me /dag/+/bwg/, I want to listen something!
youtube.com/watch?v=75fqyhMLUUU

Other urls found in this thread:

gog.com/game/dragon_age_origins
youtube.com/watch?v=FJDtjYyrYyo
commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Lung_cancer_cell_during_cell_division-NIH.jpg
strawpoll.me/12868841
youtu.be/tWBStWh8Dd4
youtube.com/watch?v=RaelLXKLlc8
twitter.com/patrickweekes/status/859062688600645633
twitter.com/KarinWeekes/status/858026067390541824
twitter.com/patrickweekes/status/859142533653442560
twitter.com/serenityfails/status/859173583054045184
youtube.com/watch?v=lLlVvPHqAOM
valgeristik.tumblr.com/post/159682421116/
strawpoll.me/12877396
strawpoll.me/12877408
youtube.com/watch?v=5JvxH1WThhQ
youtube.com/watch?v=x4D9plSro6U
youtube.com/watch?v=ZwZvTKqfXHw
youtube.com/watch?v=ntgOlFbGWLY
dawadd123.tumblr.com/post/159011409263/again-something-i-forgot-to-post-a-while-back
strawpoll.me/12883141
forums.longhaircommunity.com/showthread.php?t=97002
veekyforums.com/thread/175764726/video-games

TreeEater
TreeEater

Best girl

idontknow
idontknow

In before Liaracancer.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

The hairstyle really doesn't suit her, user.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Iona or Dairren?

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

They both kind of suck.

Spamalot
Spamalot

/meg/ says hello. Until next time.

massdebater
massdebater

*kisses user on all cheeks*

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Lewd!

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

I'm just reposting, I reinstalled windows on PC and lost all my screenshots

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

I'm sorry user.

DeathDog
DeathDog

I think that the other Liarafag is false flagging. This is like the third time that a "new" one has shown up that formats posts exactly like me, except he likes to stir shit up

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Don't tell me you don't do backups

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

I don't really care about it that much to the point of doing a backup of a images folder, desu

girlDog
girlDog

14th for Leliana.

takes2long
takes2long

Obviously not everyone who likes Liara is an unloved autistic child, just like how everyone who likes Tali doesn't want to bomb africa. But I imagine it's difficult to differentiate yourself without using a trip.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

I want to replay the whole saga but this time with DLC. I'm à bit overwhelmed, which ones are good? Awekening is kinda pricey desu. I have all the inquisitions dlcs

Lunatick
Lunatick

I don't really want to differentiate myself so much as I don't want to get run out of the thread for shit someone else is saying. If this is the same person I'm thinking of, he's been at it off and on for om

Methshot
Methshot

Don't worry, I can recognize every user and their posts in this thread!

Emberfire
Emberfire

You can get DA:O on gog for a neat price and with all dlc
gog.com/game/dragon_age_origins

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

we died

I will NEVER forgive you, anons !

massdebater
massdebater

*slaps*

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

user, I . . .

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Say it!

TechHater
TechHater

We only died because u-kno-who shat up the thread so bad no one else wanted to stay...

eGremlin
eGremlin

9 posters 9 IPs
only 4 of them are unique
Really makes me think

Booteefool
Booteefool

Time to post...
waifu
top -5- favorite DA characters that aren't party members
last time you played DA, what you did
last non-Bioware game you played, what you did
upcoming game you're looking forward to
last food/drink
a song
which will come first: DA Tactics (pc/console), DA Tactics (mobile), DA comic or novel, or DA4?
Thanks...!

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Inquisition was released 2 years after MA3
Andromeda was released 2 years after DA3
yfw DA4 won't release until 2019

farquit
farquit

The world will end before 2019..

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Yes !

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Samson, that's it_______________________________________
A couple of months ago, just got to Skyhold
Overwatch, did some quickplay
????
brown sugar boba
youtube.com/watch?v=FJDtjYyrYyo
comic/novel because it's probably cheaper and easier

WebTool
WebTool

What is that, user?

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

...You?

TreeEater
TreeEater

Looks like a cancer cell!

Snarelure
Snarelure

commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Lung_cancer_cell_during_cell_division-NIH.jpg

Emberburn
Emberburn

Rude.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

strawpoll.me/12868841

strawpoll.me/12868841

strawpoll.me/12868841

strawpoll.me/12868841

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

">" is the greater than symbol, user ...

So the first choice in your poll encompasses all the others.

GOOD JOB

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Fuck you I'm too exhausted to fix that shit...

5mileys
5mileys

: - (

Bidwell
Bidwell

I'm sorry, I shouldn't have snapped at you

hairygrape
hairygrape

I am sorry! You asked what is that thing!

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Holding Hands with _______!

likme
likme

Cassandra!

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

You?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

I did, and I appreciate the explanation. Calling me cancer in the first place was the rude part.

askme
askme

myself

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

It was the other user!

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Sorry, I thought you were the same...

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

It is okay..

Playboyize
Playboyize

user, we're all the same

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Legion?

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Christian Bible, the Gospel of Mark, chapter 5, verse nine. We acknowledge this as an appropriate metaphor.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

top -5- favorite DA characters that aren't party members
Duncan, Barris, Adan, Renn Eri-chan
last time you played DA, what you did
DA:I three weeks ago? met Bull
last non-Bioware game you played, what you did
Overwatch, got 2/6 as part of a team kill
upcoming game you're looking forward to
idk, might play Dreamfall since it's coming to PS4
last food/drink
coffee
a song
youtu.be/tWBStWh8Dd4
which will come first: DA Tactics (pc/console), DA Tactics (mobile), DA comic or novel, or DA4?
book first, possibly a mobile game

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Yes!

SniperGod
SniperGod

10!

happy_sad
happy_sad

top -5- favorite DA characters that aren't party members
The Architect and Flemeth are my favourite. Anora, Sandal, Jowan, Wade, Marjolaine, Duncan, Alexius, Josephine, Cullen, etc, are all interesting.
last time you played DA, what you did
Almost a month ago, I made Leliana smile and took a screenshot!
last non-Bioware game you played, what you did
Overwatch, got verbally bullied for not healing properly as Mercy.
upcoming game you're looking forward to
Prey
last food/drink
Tomato-sausage pasta/Water.
a song
youtube.com/watch?v=RaelLXKLlc8
which will come first: DA Tactics (pc/console), DA Tactics (mobile), DA comic or novel, or DA4?
Comic/Novel.

Supergrass
Supergrass

got verbally bullied for not healing properly as Mercy
I'm sorry...

SniperWish
SniperWish

"I hated having Darth Old Lady explain moral ambiguity to me, when I knew that she was evil the whole time, and she and I lived in a world where evil spellcasters got ugly crap on their faces to make it pretty damn clear that no, giving the guy some money was not actually a morally twisty act with consequences that I couldn't possibly understand, Darth Old Lady was just being a dink and needed to stay on the ship.)"

Does Weekes not understand moral ambiguity? I've seen people criticize this scene for valid reasons but I don't think I've ever seen someone completely miss the point of it so badly, the camera literally shows a man getting beaten up and mugged for the money you gave him.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Jowan is a party member at one point, though.

idontknow
idontknow

Sush.

5mileys
5mileys

Whoops! That is true.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

*blocks your path*

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Ban All Mexicans Fast?!?!

FastChef
FastChef

Umm..too big.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

um...

Tali pls

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Page Triss and Leliana going to a ball!

Emberfire
Emberfire

Leliana wouldn't go anywhere with that worthless whore

StonedTime
StonedTime

You got it backwards!

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

They'd get along like peas in a pod!

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

*gently steals the invitation card from Triss and gives it to..user! Have fun in the Ball along with Leliana!

*slaps*

Emberfire
Emberfire

I..I can't go with you Leliana... I'm... uh... sick... cough cough...!

WebTool
WebTool

Don't worry, I will treat your sickness in a minute!

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Excuse me...

*jumps off the Skyhold balcony and into Bull's arms*

iluvmen
iluvmen

Leliana's girl cock !

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Bull's swole arms are not comfier than Leliana's laps! Oh well..

RumChicken
RumChicken

I bet Sera gives amazing cuddles

girlDog
girlDog

The weirdest cuddles!

whereismyname
whereismyname

When you walk away...

massdebater
massdebater

...I sniff your toots

viagrandad
viagrandad

That is wrong!

idontknow
idontknow

Meredith did nothing wrong.

Illusionz
Illusionz

OOPS

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

You need to delete this right the FUCK now

DeathDog
DeathDog

Eliminate yourself please.

MPmaster
MPmaster

I'm not going to!

Her team still won anyway ;_;

happy_sad
happy_sad

Wow!

Methshot
Methshot

That's what you get, user!

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Yes !

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

They only won because of shitty overtime!

Illusionz
Illusionz

!

What the fuck ?

That is MY typing style, user, and I love Liara !

Techpill
Techpill

ALL /dag/ memes belong to ME !!

5mileys
5mileys

I..I don't think this is true!

Flameblow
Flameblow

hehehe... nope!

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

why is he so sexual

takes2long
takes2long

Not fat enough desu

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

ME:A > DA:I

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

no...?

Methshot
Methshot

there's a shitton of fat McCree on tumblr

I don't know why

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Liara is so cute...

Nojokur
Nojokur

Yes !

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

More!

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

on tumblr

user, time to use those critical thinking skills...

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Um... pair every DA character with an ME character I guess ...

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Pair as a couple or similar personalities?

Emberfire
Emberfire

Romance !

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Please see thanks. . .

Soft_member
Soft_member

I-I know.. but it's a lot even by tumblr standards

Emberburn
Emberburn

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Royalty

Emberfire
Emberfire

I pair... Leliana with Liara! Teehee!

idontknow
idontknow

We raised you better than this, pup.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

*slaps*

Illusionz
Illusionz

I know

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Liara x me!

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Uhm, excuse you

Liara is for FemShep ONLY

Emberfire
Emberfire

GAY SQUAD BEST SQUAD!

the romance of sera x female qunari is good? i want to do that one in my next playthrough

and now i am imagining a foursome between dorian, sera, female adaar and iron bull dominating and fucking them all.

Methshot
Methshot

Out of all the romances I've done (Cassandra, Solas, Dorian, Sera, and Josephine) Sera's was the best

whereismyname
whereismyname

ywn cuck Solas with Sera

JunkTop
JunkTop

I love how uncomfortable the kids look here

massdebater
massdebater

Why are they so tiny

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

What the fuck is wrong with you?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Wrong?

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

user, you're fucking up and it is scaring us

whereismyname
whereismyname

Sera is really into the female qunari, you earn her approval faster while playing as one. There is also a lot of Qunari-specific dialogue in Sera's romance.

SniperWish
SniperWish

Umm..no.

SniperWish
SniperWish

No !

Yes !

King_Martha
King_Martha

Ywn serve under the same femQun goddess with Sera and be made to have forced hetero sex with one another, impregnating Sera's lesbian pussy

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Jesus Christ

SniperGod
SniperGod

ywn castrate Solas with a rusty knife and serve his mutilated penis to the hambeasts

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

This family ain't right

MPmaster
MPmaster

Stop posting this stupid shit. It's not "cute" or "funny".

MPmaster
MPmaster

What's eating you?

farquit
farquit

Please keep posting this and trigger prude user.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

i know it and this one of the reasons i want to do it with a qunari, aside my favorite race to play in inquisition is qunari, i know the romance between (dalish) elven and sera is shit thanks to sera xenophobia.

good to know.

tfw no romantic triangles between dorian and cassandra like in dragon age origins
tfw no special party banter with dorian and cassandra fighting for you
tfw no special conversation where you broke dorian heart when you left him for cassandra

L-lewd!

but this wrong! sera is only for be a qt loyal andrastian!

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Uh how about NO

Flameblow
Flameblow

Does Solas know Sera is Andruil?

Booteefool
Booteefool

Okay whiny user..that post was really obnoxious.

DeathDog
DeathDog

Fighting for you're waifus honour in DAI multiplayer.....

SniperGod
SniperGod

Uhm, I'm still playing ME3 multiplayer, user !

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

DUDE RANDOM LOL

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

t. ME:A writer

w8t4u
w8t4u

ywn piss and shit into Solas' tea

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Those skin color options in PoE
And I thought ME:A's were bad

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Best boy.

Playboyize
Playboyize

Nvm I just realized it's based on your origin.

whereismyname
whereismyname

ywn castrate Solas and lock him in a cage with other dogs to have his ass raped until he bleeds to death

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Shut. Up.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Dogfucker

JunkTop
JunkTop

For you selfie experts....why would anyone pixelate/censor their smartphone on a selfie pic...?

FastChef
FastChef

tfw no good 'solas wins' fanfics
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee I enjoyed Looking Glass because of the intro where the inquisitor realizes solas was 100% right about modern thedas being a shithole compared to muh ancient elves.

cant find any like it though.

iluvmen
iluvmen

Embarrassed of having an old model
Hello Kitty smartphone case in 2k17 (or ever, for that matter)
The flash was too bright
It's a recognizable smartphne that was fucking stolen

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Hello...

DeathDog
DeathDog

Racist.

hairygrape
hairygrape

damn furries

Playboyize
Playboyize

Best girl

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

*man

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

insecure much?

JunkTop
JunkTop

Cassius... hnngh!

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Female cass would be so cute...

Nojokur
Nojokur

*sits down*

Illusionz
Illusionz

twitter.com/patrickweekes/status/859062688600645633

takes2long
takes2long

twitter.com/KarinWeekes/status/858026067390541824

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

user and user really are the Patrick and Karin Weekes of /dag/...

Spamalot
Spamalot

What a fucking fag.

eGremlin
eGremlin

t. i never had a gf

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

t. numale

women do the dishes m8

TreeEater
TreeEater

I'm not a boy though ;)

hairygrape
hairygrape

kill yourself fatass

Snarelure
Snarelure

Cassandra would do the dishes while wearing a frilly apron with laces.

This is a fact.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Just a reminder that any 'female' who posts on /dag/ is disgusting and will die alone and unloved

Evilember
Evilember

With the exception of Lelianafriend!

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

*Just a reminder that any 'female' who posts on /dag/ is loved and is our friend!

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

t. numale cuck

SniperWish
SniperWish

Please show us how alpha you are, Chad. It would forever please we homely and disgusting creatures.

Lunatick
Lunatick

I love memes too, my friend! (:

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

I got accepted back into university!

WebTool
WebTool

Nice job!

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Is asunderchan fat?

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

of course

Methshot
Methshot

PoE
I can barely go through a fight without a party member dying, or more
tfw crpg casual

RumChicken
RumChicken

PoE has trash combat tbf

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

PoE combat balance is really weird, this coming from someone who played all "classic" obsidian and bioware games

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Drop that fairy trash for old faggots and play better games

Like Mass Effect

MPmaster
MPmaster

It's the opposite of DoS for me. In DoS I hated pretty much everything but the combat, in PoE I just hate the combat.

Playboyize
Playboyize

DoS is a better game overall, imo. At least the EE version.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

I agree. Couldn't even finish PoE

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

play o********
game decides to put two duos and two singles against a six stack
total stomp
have play against them again
quickly devolves into emotes and "hi-ing" on both sides
actually have fun
made to play against them a third time
half of each team are trying to play seriously this time
still light hearted fun
c..comfy....

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

twitter.com/patrickweekes/status/859142533653442560

Playboyize
Playboyize

10

5mileys
5mileys

nuBSN is tumblr tier of shit.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

so was old BSN....?

Snarelure
Snarelure

It was not THAT shitty.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Can we please stop posting about Eggfucker?

No one likes him unironically, anons...

askme
askme

No one likes him unironically, anons...
imblying

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Dragon Age 4 announcement when?

TechHater
TechHater

either 2018 or 2019

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Early 2019.

2018 is gonna be about MEA DLC and the new IP.

Flameblow
Flameblow

/meg/ is expecting the MEA dlc is expected to be released in July and September of this year

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

There'll be a 3rd DLC, if they follow the general trend, which would come out late 2017 or early 2018, leaving most of 2018 for the new IP.

If the new IP gets delayed or pushed back we'll probably get DA4 teased.

Skullbone
Skullbone

How long was your first Andromeda playthrough? If you managed to beat it.

Methnerd
Methnerd

is the new IP really going to be a fucking destiny clone like the rumors imply?
it's like bioware is 5 years behind the competition and what players actually want.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

I agree. We will know about the new IP in the EA thing that happens this year, I'm pretty sure.

Destiny clone is a pretentious statement, no one knows anything about it, yet. Just rumours and how the project was codenamed.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

twitter.com/serenityfails/status/859173583054045184

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

I am expecting a Destiny Clone with more interesting story and characters. Remember Gaider actually worked on the new ip.

w8t4u
w8t4u

40-45 hours.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

what's wrong with his..... everything....

hairygrape
hairygrape

80ish hours 97% playthrough because some quests glitched

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Yeah and he left because he disliked it

Techpill
Techpill

I bet he left because his Tumblr fans are annoying

Illusionz
Illusionz

Nice character.

I haven't even started the loyalty missions and Elaaden is at 7% viability. I just want it to end so I can get back into Dragon Age..

I think he left the Dragon Age team before he started working on the new ip.

Evilember
Evilember

He specifically mentioned the new IP not being his thing at all and that it was another reason for leaving

TechHater
TechHater

118 hours

Never has a file name been more appropriate

King_Martha
King_Martha

I just want it to end
Then just stop playing? Don't tell me you actually bought that and now play it out of self hate.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

what the fuck

Illusionz
Illusionz

That's a pretty faggy name for your Ryder.

Skullbone
Skullbone

Nope, it is pirated. The combat, the Remnant and the Kett lore is keeping me interested. But things are really getting monotonous.

Why is the enemy variety so dull compared to Inquisition? And the Remnant architects are no fun.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Have you played the same character for 3 playthroughs?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

No! The other two are just test characters with less than 1 hour playtime.

Skullbone
Skullbone

Solas is a bitch.

DeathDog
DeathDog

Yes !

Soft_member
Soft_member

Leliana?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

is perfect

Soft_member
Soft_member

Yes!

cum2soon
cum2soon

No!

MPmaster
MPmaster

lol is that yarny? i love this, user

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Yes, that is Yarny from Unravel. Leliana gave him pretty shoes!

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

[disgusted noise]

Inmate
Inmate

youtube.com/watch?v=lLlVvPHqAOM

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

[Deleted]

Please stop.

cum2soon
cum2soon

Blame the mysterious janitor!

viagrandad
viagrandad

valgeristik.tumblr.com/post/159682421116/

hairygrape
hairygrape

dress
flower crown
binder
"trans"

Regret is too small a word for what I feel after clicking that link

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

delet this

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

user, this is cancer

Bidwell
Bidwell

Umm..

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

user bullied into deleted his post

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

the weak should fear the strng

Bidwell
Bidwell

Stop BULLYING my cute user!

Lunatick
Lunatick

w..wow..... user's...

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Liara is PERFECT

Evilember
Evilember

..huge Kett ship full of lewd exalted Lelianas?

Illusionz
Illusionz

Don't encourage him

TechHater
TechHater

big white cock?

StonedTime
StonedTime

Wow, user, I NEED this

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

secret folder of Solas/Lavellan lewds?

JunkTop
JunkTop

Stop posting about the bald cunt

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

can WORD this post

RavySnake
RavySnake

Solas did nothing wrong.

RumChicken
RumChicken

Solas did everything wrong.

FTFY

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

He didn't do EVERYTHING wrong, just a couple kind of big things.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Solas's soles...

hairygrape
hairygrape

he doesn't know about the hambeasts
They really are that pathetic, tasteless and obnoxious, user

I'm glad new /dag/ is finally seeing the truth tho, maybe we'll be free of this cancer soon

cum2soon
cum2soon

Solely Solas' soles?!

Playboyize
Playboyize

I always knew women were retarded but I'm still amazed at how Solasfags don't realize that their spam is the reason that our general is dead

It's like they're actual sociopaths who want posters to leave /dag/

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

All me desu.

King_Martha
King_Martha

Only Liara can save /dag/!

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Yes !

No one expects the Liara Inquisition !

Methshot
Methshot

Why can't they just fuck off to tumblr or Reddit...

TechHater
TechHater

Most annoying people in the thread:
solaswives
tripfags
fake /meg/ refugees
normies

OK-list
actual /meg/ refugees
mr. sword
leliana-friend
liara-user
normal waifufags who don't seek attention (Tulpa included)
people who is currently playing DA and posting results
creativefriends
suddenly game/lore discussions fags
kurwas, rpgs, obsidian, got, etc. fags (no ov*rw*tch allowed)

FastChef
FastChef

all these (You)s.... ah~! *cums*

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

leliana-friend
user..

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

You better clean that up, user!

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

normies
annoying

OK-list
liara user

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

how-to-tell-someone-is-new-101

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

I've been here far, far too long

Nojokur
Nojokur

all these anons fucking up

please, no

farquit
farquit

This! Leliana friends and Liara friends are the best

Lunatick
Lunatick

also new

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

I'm not new, I've been here for three weekes!

Illusionz
Illusionz

t. triggered Solascancer

Supergrass
Supergrass

Literally who?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

I'm in the "OK" part of the meme list. New people don't understand it though

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

fuckups belong in /dag/, let them be

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

NO!

/dag/ is HOLY

WebTool
WebTool

Holy as in "Holy fuckup", yeah.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

/dag/ is the comfiest general..

likme
likme

Damn right

StonedTime
StonedTime

Why is there so little Leliana x Liara fanart anons?

iluvmen
iluvmen

Because they're the same person and that would be selfcest

idontknow
idontknow

Femshep is Leliana.

JunkTop
JunkTop

Holy shit, user

YES YES YES

Bidwell
Bidwell

Why

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Yes !

SniperGod
SniperGod

c a n c e r o u s
I
l
l

d
a
g

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Didn't realise FemShep had such cute feet

Bidwell
Bidwell

clll dag

What did he mean by this?

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Kinda cute!

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

clll = 103

user wants 103 more Liara posts !

JunkTop
JunkTop

And then no more Liara posts ever again let ye herald the end of days!

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Seconding because Liara a SHIT

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Yes !

Inmate
Inmate

Nope !

YOU are shit

MPmaster
MPmaster

What's the opposite of femShep/Liora?

viagrandad
viagrandad

this triggers the hambeasts

iluvmen
iluvmen

A good pairing.

RavySnake
RavySnake

I wish we still had drawfriends so that they could do some Liara x Leliana...

girlDog
girlDog

They were all scared off by eggfuckers :-(

Booteefool
Booteefool

strawpoll.me/12877396
strawpoll.me/12877396
strawpoll.me/12877396
strawpoll.me/12877396

iluvmen
iluvmen

:(
*solasfags

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

strawpoll.me/12877408
strawpoll.me/12877408
strawpoll.me/12877408
strawpoll.me/12877408

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Not so triggering anymore.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Both!

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

I post Leliana daily..

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

You're doing the Maker's work, user !

DeathDog
DeathDog

I left /dag/ and switched to /meg/ some time ago because of the Solas spam

I'm so glad we have good new posters now! You guys are awesome

whereismyname
whereismyname

Yes!

likme
likme

Why people hate him again?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

These are really well done

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Normal people don't like looking at ugly hambeasts circlejerking about some eunuch, user

His fans are incredibly annoying

SniperGod
SniperGod

My favourite bit with Solas was at the very end of Trespasser: youtube.com/watch?v=5JvxH1WThhQ

w8t4u
w8t4u

Yeah, the best part of the whole game.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

hes literally the worst thing about Cisquisition

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Because user said so !

Spamalot
Spamalot

He's a LITERAL cuck

No memes

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

I wish we could all be friends..

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

I love Lelianafriends and Liarafriends so much, anons...!

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Yes !

We can be !

Unless you're a Solasfag

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

But we are friends, Lelianafriend! The only one who's disliked by everyone is the dogfucking Solaspammer and she has no business posting in our general anyway!

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Why can't we be friends?

Inmate
Inmate

Not an answer.

Emberburn
Emberburn

Nobody likes you and you'll die alone

FastChef
FastChef

He's a shitposter. That's why

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Tell me something I don't know.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

pretend to be friendly to solaswives for months
trigger them into leaving after finally revealing what I really think about them
Feels good

girlDog
girlDog

So is possible for a Dwarf Inquisitor who is romancing Cassandra to kiss her while they are having sex? I'm not sure if it would work since she's so much taller than he is...

RumChicken
RumChicken

Oh, so now you're pretending to be me again?

takes2long
takes2long

?

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

user hates when someone spams images of a character only two people in thread like
proceeds to spam images of a different character only two people in thread like
thanks it really made me think

Spamalot
Spamalot

Maybe you should just end it

w8t4u
w8t4u

Everyone likes best girls, user!

5mileys
5mileys

you and your four tulpas is not everyone!!

Snarelure
Snarelure

Yes !

massdebater
massdebater

I..I like Leliana! That is all that matters!

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

shitposter floods the thread
lelfags respond to them because they're too naïve to know any better
repeat ad infinium

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

So where's Morrigan and Yen?

5mileys
5mileys

I really want to know who the photoshop expert was.

Methshot
Methshot

kys witcherfag

Booteefool
Booteefool

playing Inquisition
can't romance Vivienne

This sucks. This is total BS.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

What

TreeEater
TreeEater

Yes! I haven't seen that art!

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

normal people post cute waifus
landwhales get triggered
Every time

cum2soon
cum2soon

Why is she sitting on a crate?

w8t4u
w8t4u

What, you think I haven't considered that? Maybe I should, but that doesn't mean I will. I'm not sure if it's fear, stubbornness, or stupidity, but I'm not ready to kill myself just yet.

Playboyize
Playboyize

She needed a rest, user

Booteefool
Booteefool

It's not like your pathetic life is worth anything

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Liarafag, you're the bully? Why?

Nojokur
Nojokur

I care about improving the quality of /dag/

viagrandad
viagrandad

There are two liarafags in /dag/. I'm one of them, and I don't post images anymore. The other one likes to spam images and whine about hambeasts, he's the one who is telling you to kill yourself right now. By some "coincidence", he writes and formats his posts in the exact same way I do

RumChicken
RumChicken

Lelianafriends are the nicest posters in /dag/

farquit
farquit

False liaraposter invents another personality that pretends to believe he is real
All new levels of pathetic, /dag/

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Veeky Forumscatalog#s=wtc%2F

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

You all have the same text format..

StonedTime
StonedTime

What does that even mean?

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

No full stop.

Evilember
Evilember

lol where have you been

eGremlin
eGremlin

Solas..............

hairygrape
hairygrape

wow...............owo....

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Punctuation sucks

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

*slaps every true /dag/na in this thread*

I told you to ignore the L**r* shitter!

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Hang yourself

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

I miss him so much...

SniperGod
SniperGod

What about me user? I like getting slapped!

TechHater
TechHater

it's time..... for Solas !

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Solas
intriguing and well written, consistent character
Liara
four personalities in three games and they're all shit
I'm...... I'm THINKING....!!!

Firespawn
Firespawn

Solas
Literal cuck
Liara
Literal goddess

My neurons...are FIRING...!!!

Booteefool
Booteefool

Ciri
both adorable and literally the most powerful being in existence
wh....... WHOA !!!!

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Um... you are not right... Peebee is the goddness !!

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Peebee is equal to Sera!

Absolutely adorable!

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

some triggered landwhale starts spamming Solas
thread dies
Every time

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Anons... I LIKE Peebee and Sera !

TreeEater
TreeEater

*neckbeard
*Liara

;)

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

kys hambeast

whereismyname
whereismyname

Sera is Andruil.
Peebee is an Asari Goddness.

cum2soon
cum2soon

/dag/ pls

Bidwell
Bidwell

This is correct

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

I swear I will purify this thread with Leliana once I finish Andromeda!

w8t4u
w8t4u

why are you doing this to yourself ?!

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

/dag/ nu-males whiteknight for creatures like this
Really makes me think

happy_sad
happy_sad

/dag/
males

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

I am reasonably certain that I am a boy (male)...

Evilember
Evilember

Unloved neckbeard having a mental breakdown again because women fall for Solas types
It's getting old mate, just shoot up your school already and be done with it.

Methnerd
Methnerd

unloved hambeast having a mental breakdown again because men fall for Liara types
It's getting old mate, just slit your wrists already and be done with it

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Men like to fuck fish
Implying you are a man to begin with
kek

StonedTime
StonedTime

Implying you are a man to begin with
?

5mileys
5mileys

You are a lil loserboy
A nerd
A limpdick
A cuck that spends his day in front of his computer
Do I have to be more precise? Now Solas, that's a man.
Perfect voice
Gentleman
Stands for what he believes in no matter what
Ripped as fuck
A literal god

Methnerd
Methnerd

(lol)

whereismyname
whereismyname

implying that a landwhale like you even knows what a real man is like
being this deluded
By all means, go on

SniperWish
SniperWish

Doesn't even deny any of it
cuck
cuuuck

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

(All of that goes for you too btw)

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Hawt.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Wtf??

SniperGod
SniperGod

How high he is? DAI characters proportions are even weirder than MEA ones. I'd say he's about 190 cm.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

He's a manlet cuck

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

manlet
No way. His legs are really long. Longer than the most characters actually. Blackwall and Cole are probably manlets.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

This thread:
youtube.com/watch?v=x4D9plSro6U

DeathDog
DeathDog

Impregnate me in my dreams Solas.

cum2soon
cum2soon

If I'd be Solas' GF I'd be all-time-pregnant. Just popping out as many of his elvhen babbies as my body could possibly endure.

Emberburn
Emberburn

What /bwg/ should mean: people sometimes talk about old Bioware games here.
What /bwg/ actually means: there's one person who ever posts classic bioware (me) and the /bwg/ part is used as an excuse to spam Liara.
I'm very disappointed in all of you.
Hang in there, user. You're smart and nice and make cute posts. I'd take one of you over twenty liarafags.
I like to think that he's 175cm.

Illusionz
Illusionz

Nobody plays isometric shitgames anymore, this is 2017.
Excuse to spam Liara
Liara IS basically bioware and the best thing they ever created, why is that our fault? Don't like it? You know where to find the catalog and search for a general for the elderly such as yourself. The actual problem here is the neverending solas spam

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

top -5- favorite DA characters that aren't party members
Calpernia, Orsino, Harding, Ameridan, Anora.
last time you played DA, what you did
Last Thursday, took some pics of Cassandra and posted them on /dag/.
last non-Bioware game you played, what you did
Icewind Dale 2, fought some undead elves and entered the final dungeon.
upcoming game you're looking forward to
Pillars 2.
last food/drink
n/a
a song
youtube.com/watch?v=ZwZvTKqfXHw
which will come first: DA Tactics (pc/console), DA Tactics (mobile), DA comic or novel, or DA4?
Varric comic is the only thing that's confirmed yet.
You have your own general, why can't you spam your shitty waifu there?

Playboyize
Playboyize

I like to think that he's 175cm.
I thought the same but then I look at his model and he seems a way higher then that.

Playboyize
Playboyize

It feels like hardly anyone posts screenshots or lore. I don't know what actual discussion even takes place here anymore

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

You have your own general,
Exactly, this one

Skullbone
Skullbone

He doesn't look that tall to me, or at least his arms are pretty short compared to the gorilla-like arms of real life ~190cm guys. I think I'm biased though because I'm not into big height differences.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

I warned you about /meg/ refugees /dag/, I told you dogs.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Bioware are always bad at anatomy. But I think Solas is around 180-185 . He's higher than usual elves.

Booteefool
Booteefool

I don't know that you can tell someone's height by arm length. Like, I'm 195 cm, but I can't touch my toes because my arms aren't absurdly long to match my legs

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Lmao how do you cut your toenails

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

I still subscribe to the theory that he's possessing Felassan and has an average build as a result, which is why he doesn't look noticeably taller than Sera unless she's 180cm herself.
I don't know how to explain it well, tall guys usually also have broad shoulders and palms (unlike Solas) so you can immediately tell if someone is a big guy or not.

iluvmen
iluvmen

waifu
Cassandra
top -5- favorite DA characters that aren't party members
Scout Harding, Loghain, Josie, I don't know 5, this is hard
last time you played DA, what you did
Created a character, Walked through Hinterlands and closed the game
last non-Bioware game you played, what you did
Overwatch, farming crates
upcoming game you're looking forward to
Divinity Original Sin 2
last food/drink
coffee
a song
youtube.com/watch?v=ntgOlFbGWLY
which will come first: DA Tactics (pc/console), DA Tactics (mobile), DA comic or novel, or DA4?
DA Comic/Novel

TechHater
TechHater

10

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Ingame models are random scaled but Sera canonically is tall for an elf.

whereismyname
whereismyname

Leliana. Should I spec her for dual wielder or archer?

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Are you using the mod that disables companion auto level-ups?

iluvmen
iluvmen

Nah, but I use the mod that gives re-specialization potions from crows around the place.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Do you have the advanced tactics mod that adds a backstabbing AI preset for rogues? It makes melee rogue companions very good, but they're kind of annoying without it because you need to micromanage them all the time to do consistent damage.

Snarelure
Snarelure

She doesn't look that much taller than a female Lavellan, only fatter.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Yeah. And I think I'll keep Lel as archer and make Zev the dedicated backstabber. You know what I'm saying?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Make sure you get his approval dexterity bonus ASAP, each time your party is taken in the rear, Zevran gets the bulk of it.

DeathDog
DeathDog

Thanks, user. I just wish there wasn't such a huge divide between Solasfriends and other posters.

Illusionz
Illusionz

From my point of view, there's a divide between other people and Liara/Leliana posters, it's just that others aren't underage and/or autistic enough to post about how stupid they look all day every day.

takes2long
takes2long

I get the impression that there is something not quite normal about at least one of the Lelfags. The Liara stuff is just shitposting to get a reaction though as far as I can tell

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

I don't really mind harmless autism, but violent shitposters piss me off.

Soft_member
Soft_member

It's just that one fuckmo that's so bad about it, and they're probably just doing it to keep the place busy.

takes2long
takes2long

Good for /dag/ I guess. It's also making me waste less time here so it's also good for me.

RavySnake
RavySnake

It's killing the general even more though because nobody wants to come here anymore.

likme
likme

I think that guy is legitimately autistic, just like the previous lelfag. Except the previous one was at least entertaining, even if it was not always intentional.

5mileys
5mileys

Stop bullying, guys.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Autism is an actual disorder and not just an insult and he apparently has it.

whereismyname
whereismyname

It's just the impression I get

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

It's still not nice, I'm sure he has other traits other than being autistic.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Irl maybe, not here.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Come on, he likes Jesus and uh, Liz.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

How are you doing in this fine evening, /dag/?

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

This.

takes2long
takes2long

Pretty good, watching a shitty Russian "romantic" "comedy" and thinking about tfw no DA4.

Bidwell
Bidwell

[You walk into a room you believed to be empty just to find two top tier waifus wrestling with one another, naked]

1. Go Cassie!
2. Go Morri!
3. [Charisma 10] (Requirements not met)
4. Eject
5. [Autism 10] This isn't Leliana

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Morri looks like she could use the moral support

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

[Confirmed Bachelor] I should go.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

6. Join the wrestling as Leliana and knock them out both with a single gentle slap.

Methnerd
Methnerd

killing innocent waifus

JunkTop
JunkTop

3 is the only answer

Booteefool
Booteefool

Don't worry they are just unconscious!

RavySnake
RavySnake

this looks like SFM source?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Losing consciousness due to physical injury is a pretty big deal, what will you do if Cassandra becomes a living vegetable thanks to you violent conflict solutions, huh?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Cassandra is tough, she'll probably be fine. I bet Leliana's slap doesn't even knock her out and she's just faking it to make her feel better about it.

farquit
farquit

I am pretty sure a sturdy warrior like Cassandra with years of combat experience, working under the Divine, can handle that. If somehow she becomes a living vegetable, I would feed her to Schmooples, so she can stay by my side forever!

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

4

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

You probably don't want it. It's futa shit

RumChicken
RumChicken

Let me judge it

RavySnake
RavySnake

dawadd123.tumblr.com/post/159011409263/again-something-i-forgot-to-post-a-while-back

iluvmen
iluvmen

Protect _______'s smile at all costs.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Leliana!

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

this sfm tumblr has a futa and feet fetish, holy shit

FastChef
FastChef

Hey! I like Liz and I'm not a shitter!

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Her fempenis looks so smooth. How could it be gay to suck it?

Bidwell
Bidwell

There is nothing wrong with liking Lizbeth!

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Oh..

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Do we really have two Solas anons on /dag/ (excluding me)?

w8t4u
w8t4u

I think there's two in total

FastChef
FastChef

post bait korrasami thread on /co/
thread still alive

hahaha works every time, is like posting Solas here, always works.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Now you are confusing me..

JunkTop
JunkTop

Playing crpgs is not good for you.

Methshot
Methshot

7. masturbate while watching it and unloads on the loser's face

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

i hope i can kill him in da4

Snarelure
Snarelure

How do you kill a god?

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

how the other gods died?

Inmate
Inmate

They didn't.

Techpill
Techpill

where did they go then

Snarelure
Snarelure

Trapped in the Black City until the Veil comes down.

idontknow
idontknow

I feel like all the actual Solaswives left ages ago and whoever posting him now is doing it just to rile people up just like the Liara shitter is doing

SniperGod
SniperGod

Both of them are from /meg/ too.

happy_sad
happy_sad

believing his lies

hairygrape
hairygrape

all this cuckoldry

I do NOT approve, anons...

Skullbone
Skullbone

*slaps*

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Y-you ????

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Yes!

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

*sigh*
*unzip*

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

It isn't, user !

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

I want to get slapped by Leliana.

Inmate
Inmate

New Bioware game in march 2018

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

That is earlier than expected. I bet Dragon Age 4 will come out in Nov-Dec 2019. How will we survive..

Snarelure
Snarelure

We won't but the general will just be made again when it comes out

Soft_member
Soft_member

user, we WILL endure

Methshot
Methshot

No..

Evilember
Evilember

She looks so sad, user.. ;-;

Snarelure
Snarelure

Where's Thom? Where's Thom?

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Rotting in the Val Royeaux dungeons!!

eGremlin
eGremlin

Just like /dag/ without any new Dragon Age content.

viagrandad
viagrandad

Busy voring Solas

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

NO

w8t4u
w8t4u

He starts with the ears

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

my bad, nigga, i thought you were unironically hook posting

Soft_member
Soft_member

No!

King_Martha
King_Martha

Why does everyone keep forcing their weird fetishes on Thom...

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

forcing
Thom's into some weird shit...

Skullbone
Skullbone

Please to not kinkshame the barnfags

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Hey, kinkshaming is MY kink you rude fucker!

happy_sad
happy_sad

What happened to him?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

barnfag is alive and well

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

umm Kiki is ded

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Varric walking in on Cassandra and the Dwarven Inquisitor !

Snarelure
Snarelure

people still think kiki was barnfag

StonedTime
StonedTime

[Disgusted noise] x2!

RavySnake
RavySnake

Varric joining in and ramming his fine dwarven chode into Cass!

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

what the FUCK, user !

youtube.com/watch?v=lLlVvPHqAOM

Methshot
Methshot

Cass is not for lewd
Delet this

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

What is already dead may never die.

Soft_member
Soft_member

Uhm, excuse you

Cass IS for lewd

5mileys
5mileys

aaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Emberburn
Emberburn

on the count of three!

にっこにっこにー

girlDog
girlDog

do you need a medicbag?

Skullbone
Skullbone

sorry, dropped gifにこっ

girlDog
girlDog

Disgusting weebs.

WebTool
WebTool

Hi user!

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

A-Are you the real thing?

Emberfire
Emberfire

/out/
>>>/to/
>>>/tumblr/

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Ofc.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Of course, why wouldn't I be?
I missed you too.

likme
likme

B L O W J O B S

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

keep up the good work, user

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

What does Kieran semen taste like?

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

On it. But even after I'm gone, don't forget!

にっこにっこにー
あなたのハートににこにこにー
笑顔届ける矢澤にこにこー
にこにーって覚えてラブにこー

MPmaster
MPmaster

the return of a long lost acquaintance has the /dag/ manor all shaken up
What a crazy new episode of the /dag/ soap opera!

girlDog
girlDog

nope!

RumChicken
RumChicken

Am I still chained up outside?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

We are officially worse than Starcraft general, Gj lads

Inmate
Inmate

Can we please bump up the quality of the posts a bit, anons?

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

gook

Methnerd
Methnerd

I'll see you again, /dag/! Never forget the niconico in your heart

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Bye heart.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

At least we're not /meg/

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

/meg/ is good when the raptorfuckers are asleep

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Says the /meg/ poster.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

That still leaves the perpetual jaalcancer, which is about on par with our solasfags in the months following release.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

strawpoll.me/12883141
strawpoll.me/12883141

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

no legbeard option

iluvmen
iluvmen

who the FUCK is !voting krem?!?!

girlDog
girlDog

Me I'm trans.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

scroll above
trips
redditors
meg refugees
weebs
tumblr
underage spam
What the fuck happened?

Evilember
Evilember

you happened

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

You walked into an average /dag/ thread, welcome!

Firespawn
Firespawn

what if the Liara poster is just the Jack poster exacting """revenge"""

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

He's been here longer than the Jack poster

cum2soon
cum2soon

Yes !

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

*filters "Yes!" and all variations thereof*

whereismyname
whereismyname

Enjoy not seeing any posts

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Wait a second..I see something..

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Leliana is a bitch!!

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

/filters all asterisks

happy_sad
happy_sad

filtering posts you don't like

Uhm..

Just ignore them??

takes2long
takes2long

^filters you

WebTool
WebTool

<<slaps>> ¡¡

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Wow !

5mileys
5mileys

Why the lelfag keeps banning everyone?

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Umm..

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

We have to protect her smile, user

RavySnake
RavySnake

Yes!

Techpill
Techpill

translators note: "her" refers to Triss

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

I love this image !

FUCK OFF

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Triss is a ____, not ______ than Liz

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

bitch
better

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

friend
unequal

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

slut, sluttier

cum2soon
cum2soon

Am I supposed to forgive, no matter how many times they hunt me down? Am I supposed to forget all the things they've done to me?

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Gisele?!

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

What did you do to Fenris user?

Methnerd
Methnerd

Fenris has been.. ahem.. improved

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

He looks like an African tribe with sheep's wool coming out of his head..

Lunatick
Lunatick

There's a liarafag who whines about Jaal on /meg/ by using similar stock phrases (MUH LANDWHALES, etc) I'm positive it's the same faggot.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

My whiny user is missing today..

Evilember
Evilember

Why is the new IP being called Dylan? Who is Dylan and can I have sex with him?

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

It is a name code, it is not the real name of the franchise. "Videogame journalists" need to quit their jobs.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Codenamed Dylan. Related to the protagonist.

Bidwell
Bidwell

I doubt you'll believe me, but I actually do like him. I wasn't around for the Solaswife autism that everyone else hates him for, though.

user... this is awful.

Lunatick
Lunatick

Jaalfags honestly aren't that bad. They're easily at their worst when the Sarafuckers are awake and they start fighting, but I think for the most part they're pretty bearable.

Methshot
Methshot

I completely misunderstood this post lmao

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

I meant I like Solas, sorry.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

I feel like I /could/ like him, IE he's the type of character I normally like, if I ignored Trespasser. But even then, the way he comes across in the base game is often really offputting

cum2soon
cum2soon

Solas is kind of shit but his "Dark Solas" theme from Trespasser was off the heezy

Methshot
Methshot

The Solas apocalypse is inevitable. Once Dragon Age 4 is announced and the /meg/ floodgates are open, everyone here will be talking about how hot Solas is, which he kinda is!

RavySnake
RavySnake

Ebasit kata itwa-ost

Just give up already.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

This sounds somewhat familiar

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Solas gets a hotrodded redesign a la DA2 Flemeth
grows hair

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

I guess he just appeals to my no-bullshit libertarian sensibilities, personally. I can definitely see why he'd rub people the wrong way, though, since he's pretty abrasive.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

It has not even begun!

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

grows hair
Don't say that! Don't even think it!

JunkTop
JunkTop

I prefer characters with strong convictions like him to be honest (DA:I was full of them, from Sera to Vivienne to even Josie who consistently gets mad at your rudeness if you play as a dick). In comparison, everyone in ME:A was so inoffensive that I don't even remember what Cora's personality was like anymore.

DeathDog
DeathDog

I don't even remember what Cora's personality was like anymore.

Her personality was dat ass

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

It's not even his personality that bothers me, it's just specific instances that made me sort of reassess him. A big one was the part where you come across the mage who has trapped a spirit or something, and Solas throws a fucking fit and wants to kill the mage over it

Cora is an asari huntress in case you didn't know

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Whenever I think about Solas with hair, I need to look at pics of The Rock for five minutes to calm down...

Nojokur
Nojokur

Nope! Bioware knows their fans love his shiny bald head.

happy_sad
happy_sad

spent years being groomed to be daddy Ryder's successor
daddy makes Scara pathfinder
literally zero resistance to Ryder being pathfinder
lol !

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Oh yeah, that's a bad one. I'm glad you get the option to stop him, at least. I'm willing to take an approval hit if it means learning not to kill people for relatively innocent fuckups.

Inmate
Inmate

Cora was a literally who character just like Liam.

viagrandad
viagrandad

Obviously you didn't read the manuals

Bidwell
Bidwell

That mage was an ignorant idiot for summoning that spirit in the first place. Did you hate Morrigan in Origins for a similar reason?

Playboyize
Playboyize

Morrigan was kind of a heartless bitch if you were playing a good character

If you did anything over the bare minimum or tried to help people she'd disprove like a motherfucker

Flameblow
Flameblow

What's the point of being nice to people who'd lynch her if they knew she's an apostate mage?

iluvmen
iluvmen

Not everyone is a filthy Templar.

WebTool
WebTool

Nobles are probably more open-minded but the average peasant would likely react with hostility if they found out. Bethany was living in fear for years and she's not even a weirdo shapeshifter who specializes in entropy.

Emberburn
Emberburn

Solas, Vivienne and Dorian was also apostates. And if I was an average peasant in Thedas, I wouldn't dare being hostile to an apostate.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

what's the point of being nice
There's no "point" to being nice. You do it because it's the right thing to do, not because you get something for doing it.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Solas
Acts like a hobo, probably used to avoid settlements before he joined the inquisition.
Vivienne
Is sheltered in her circle/noble estates where she's respected for her pro-templar views, doesn't hang out in backwater villages.
Dorian
Comes from a different culture where magic is acceptable.
I wouldn't dare being hostile to an apostate
Of course the peasant wouldn't immediately attack a mage, he'd wait until it's dark and then organize fellow fantasy gopniks to attack the mage as a mob. If you're lucky and get found out in a village with a chantry, maybe they'd call the templars instead. Just listen to Wynne's story of how her magic was discovered.

SniperGod
SniperGod

I..I want to be nice.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

That's good!

Booteefool
Booteefool

Remember: Niceness before knives, /dag/nas ! ! !

happy_sad
happy_sad

Give me one reason to be nice to you.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

see

Flameblow
Flameblow

If you're nice to everyone for no reason other than a moral imperative, it's kind of insincere and not actually nice at all.

TreeEater
TreeEater

I'm nice to everyone because Leliana would want me to be

Emberfire
Emberfire

Aww..

askme
askme

backwater peasants would gladly kill me and my Kieran, but I should be nice to them because Leliana said so
If your compassion does not include yourself, it is incomplete.

idontknow
idontknow

Maybe you're not aware, but you don't actually have to go around yelling "I'M A MAGE, LOOK AT ME" to everyone you help. Most normal people aren't going to be able to tell that you're a mage at a glance. Also, Leliana has nothing to do with it - it's about doing the right thing.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Uhm, excuse you

Leliana has EVERYTHING to do with it

If you don't believe in Leliana where is your moral barometer. That's all I'm sayin

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

If you can't be nice..be quiet!

Flameblow
Flameblow

don't expect landwhales to understand logic user

5mileys
5mileys

Lets be honest softened Leliana would get slapped by everyone in the real world..

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

The point is that they would treat Morrigan badly if they knew the truth. Why should she help them or respect them?

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

This is why hardon Leliana is canon

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

No! Leave my fictional world alone!

Skullbone
Skullbone

This thread is too cancerous

post Liara

likme
likme

Morrigan doesn't respect anyone tho. She is rude to pretty much everyone, including some of your party members.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Ir abelas, da'len.

You can have SoftLel all to yourself!

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Solas........?

hairygrape
hairygrape

Ma serannas..

MPmaster
MPmaster

Leliana is fake and shallow, I'd rather follow someone like Cass.
That's because everyone you meet in DA:O is either a fuckup or a plain idiot. She respects Sten, the warden, Flemeth and the inquisitor.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

You're not seeing my point, though. It shouldn't matter how they'd treat Morrigan if they knew she was a mage. What should matter is that you're helping people who need it, no matter what they may think of you and with no thought for personal gain.

Supergrass
Supergrass

Leliana is fake and shallow

user...

WebTool
WebTool

Leliana is fake
Blasphemy.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

There are four types of people: those who can't live without the attention and adoration from many random people they don't even know (real life celebrities, Leliana), those who need to have many acquaintances with whom they regularly interact (socialites, Josie), those for whom the attention of their significant other is all that really matters (most normal people, Morrigan also falls into this), and those for whom some imaginary observer drives their actions (religious leaders, 19th century poets, Merrill who dedicates her life to "people" who don't actually exist as in the capacity she imagines them to do).

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

You're not seeing my point either, there's no point in being a doormat for people with whom you can't form a reciprocal relationship.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Are you implying that the Elf Warden/Inquisitor is actually an idiot?

cum2soon
cum2soon

All elves are idiots

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

*slaps*

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

So basically you're saying you shouldn't help people unless there's something in it for you.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

user!

No!

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

I don't see what this has to do with what I'm saying. If you mean the fact that she explains who Mythal is to an elf inquisitor, it's only there for normies who started with the third game. She actually treats Dalish magic with a lot of respect on DA:O.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

I agree with Kant's moral imperative under normal circumstances, but it just doesn't hold up when the other party doesn't subscribe to it. I wouldn't act nice to refufees in Sweden who rape kids in public pools because I know they'd do the same to me and wouldn't see it as wrong.

Skullbone
Skullbone

Elf Inquisitor is actually an idiot
Yes.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

I agree with him desu unless they are people that are absolutely unable to help themselves. However many people you help in the game are just being pussies and the Kreia logic kinda applies there that you do not help them by helping them, they will remain unable to help themselves and run into the next problem the day after, it's just a waste of time and especially on a mission like the Warden's. Best example are the Lothering plebs that all get bullied by a single merchant instead of just taking their shit back.

likme
likme

If you make Loghain a Grey Warden, he adds the secret sauce to Morrigan to create Keiran, and you leave Hawke to die in the Fade then Loghain asks the Inquisitor to give Morrigan his regards

I like this, anons

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Long-haired Solas looks pretty good.

Illusionz
Illusionz

cuck

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

But Varric..

MPmaster
MPmaster

It's not a good story unless the hero dies

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

you do not help them by helping them, they will remain unable to help themselves and run into the next problem the day after
You know that's why I never donated for niggers, they have the best land in the world to plant tomatoes and shit and what they do instead is starve and make more children that will starve as well. They carry their heavy water barrels a lightyear to a village until a white man comes around and tells them that barrels can be moved by rolling. No shit. They came to them and showed them a long handle that can be attached left and right to the barrel so they can roll it around in a normal walking position and they acted like Einstein has visited the earth for a second time and then it was back to "pls gief money!" Seriously fuck them all.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

People donate to African countries to fix problems that white people started in the first place, like AIDS and communism.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

white people made AIDS
communism is a problem

what the fuck is this post

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Did you save Redcliffe?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Hey why you died..

whereismyname
whereismyname

Yes but not mainly to save their asses. Letting them die means even more undead to fight, helping them fight the undead means less undead in the castle and a happy Arl which all benefits my party just as much as the villagers. Too bad you couldn't tell Morri a reasoning like that because there are other points in the game where you can make explanations for goodie two shoes decisions.

If it was just a random village that gets frequently attacked by something, I would just arm them and teach them how to fight in exchange for coin. Of course that is taking place in an alternate RPG dimension where I actually know how to fight for shit.

farquit
farquit

AIDS was a bioweapon.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Alex Jones posts here??

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

I created Cancer.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

No aids is cos nigs put their nigdicks in the pooper too often

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

I love them all!

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

user, I love this image

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

While it's true that redcliffe villagers turn into zombie enemies, are there actually less enemies in the castle when you fight the horde off? Because it should be the case but I don't think it is.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Hey..

Skullbone
Skullbone

Hi.....

iluvmen
iluvmen

You seem happy.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Of course, I'm posting in /dag/

Emberfire
Emberfire

I'm not saying that the mage was right, I'm saying that Solas' reaction was borderline childish

Supergrass
Supergrass

user I would slap one of your dearest friends into oblivion and you won't react any different than Solas.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

What?

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

user, you ain't fixin' to slap a GODDAMN thing!

idontknow
idontknow

I am sorry!

RavySnake
RavySnake

This is a no violence zone

Flameblow
Flameblow

I mean, I kind of get it. If I found out that some pack of morons had been torturing one of my friends, I'd probably lose my shit too. I don't think that really justifies killing them, though.

girlDog
girlDog

If you don't save the village, you have to fight regular zombies + zombie villagers.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

It's not like he actually goes into a tard rage like Sera, you can just not kill them.

likme
likme

Plus you have to deal with the fact that you were in a position to save these people and you did nothing. Their blood is on your hands.

Duncan would be so disappointed in you.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Duncan isn't my dad.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

I don't think that really justifies killing them, though
It doesn't. Solas' reaction was kinda exaggerated and it doesn't suit his character at all. Anyway you can stop him from rudely slapping them without any trouble.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

dalish elf

True, he's not your father, but he saved your worthless ass from the taint.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

My warden is a strong independent woman who doesn't need a dead daddy.

Playboyize
Playboyize

Your warden is shit.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Dalish Elves are objectively the best modern race in Thedas.

RumChicken
RumChicken

Yeah, at least Solas listens to you even if he doesn't like it. Sera has no excuse and her behavior is fucking repugnant.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Who was worthy enough to embrace that cute elf?

Booteefool
Booteefool

Exquisite taste!

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

cute

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Show me an ugly female elf in Origins.

Techpill
Techpill

see

TreeEater
TreeEater

That's just Cailan.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Goddammit.

I meant

MPmaster
MPmaster

Dragon Age Origins 2, never ev.. Laters!

SniperWish
SniperWish

She was diddling Leliana for some time but had to uh, break up with her in the temple of sacred ashes, then started romancing Zevran but got dumped by him during the Taliesen encounter because his approval wasn't high enough. After that, she started a drama-free relationship with the bald human male prostitute from the Pearl.

5mileys
5mileys

relationship with a prostitute
Listen, uh...

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

stylish
loyal
easy going and tolerant, won't start moralizing because you poisoned some ashtray
will love you as long as you have money
gives you a spring in your step
Best boy.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Stop posting your ugly warden, retard, nobody cares

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Nobody, eh?

StonedTime
StonedTime

I just answered a question.

hairygrape
hairygrape

Elves are footsluts

JunkTop
JunkTop

stop posting dragon age related stuff in dragon age general

Emberburn
Emberburn

Um... she fucking killed her in the very same playthrough...

w8t4u
w8t4u

Shh...

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

>believing she died
That's cute

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

The only good thing about her is that you can keep killing her.

RavySnake
RavySnake

I love Solas !!

iluvmen
iluvmen

What makes you think you're allowed a second time? Hell, she might even have a divine protection thingie where killing blow to her transfers instead to the attacker.

Spamalot
Spamalot

Any gods but elven gods actually being a thing
lol, just lol.

Lunatick
Lunatick

No food tonight, elf.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

YWN take Morri to the mountains or the beach

askme
askme

Ruining that supercute moment with shitty mods

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

not cute

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Not Morri.

Lunatick
Lunatick

Fine. What about now?

w8t4u
w8t4u

First one was better

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

TOUGH

RavySnake
RavySnake

Better at least I M O...
Messy Morning Hair Morri (MMHM) is cute but would not leave the camp that way!

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Which begs the question when the hell does she wash it?

RavySnake
RavySnake

Magic.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

forums.longhaircommunity.com/showthread.php?t=97002
Hopefully she doesn't wash it with urine

DeathDog
DeathDog

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