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>living in hickville
Not worth a dollar to me

>mfw I can still remember when Commiefornia had 92 octane at the pumps

>not filling up with top tier gas
You aint mah nigga now boi.

92 aint shit

>americans are so poor they brag about not being able to afford gas

Fuck off Soviet and stop having melt downs because you don't live in a 1st world country.

why would you ever want to live in a 1st world country???

every 1st world country is cucked to death, the only exception being rural america, but that isn't precisely first world and it is full of americans

>meltdown
Sad.

>can't defend the current state of absolute cuckoldry in the 1st world

...

Id rather spend the extra 30 cent and be in a less hick hick state

>1.9 Gallons

Filling up a motorcycle?

>why would you ever want to live in a 1st world country?
I'm curious as to why you wouldn't? I live in Brazil and while I'm not poor, I'm not exactly rolling in money. The standards of living are much better in first world countries and you have more opportunities with jobs. But then again if you're the 1% that are born into wealth, I guess it doesn't matter what country you live in, even if it is a third world.

>tfw no southern hospitality
Hicks are some of the nicest people you will ever meet. Unless you're a nigger that is.

the problem with brazil is that it's too unsafe, but look at places like urugay, panama, costa rica and argentina.

life is much much better there, believing that you magically become more wealthy if you live in the first world is straight up naive.

>92 aint shit
it isn't but there are still some gas stations with 100 octane in California. Premium is 91

>87 octane

kys poorfag

It's not really the wealth, but the standards of living. More jobs, more competent police force, and mainly the government actually tries to look out for the people. I know people are going to say that the USA government isn't exactly the crown jewel of the world, but when you compare my country's government, they are much more competent. My government would rather spend 12 billion dollars on the olympics rather than help its citizens. Police would rather rush into drug controlled areas with guns blazing, dragging every family in the area down in gun fire because they can't think of a safer method. I'm getting off topic, so polite sage.

tl;dr Brazil is a shit hole and I want out

>meltdown meme

Glad to see my legacy lives on

>$7.59/gallon

>tfw leaf
>tfw 2 years ago I was paying $1.39 for a liter of regular gasoline

Things have improved and regular is like $1.03, but the kikes still rape me now that I run a vehicle with premium :(

lol nah

its fake niceness

they dont give a fuck theyre just being courteous

what is this faggotry?
where is the 105?

>all these people talking about Hicks

It's like a big secret here in Tennessee. We're southern enough to have hospitality, good food, and an extremely low cost of living and we're north enough to not have any major hick populations or major racism. Living in a border state is great.

most cars are meant to run on 87 faggot

Except we control the raw material flowing to your refinery so enjoy the cheap gas until we tax the shit out of you.

more wealth doesn't really matter when the wealth disparity is as bad as in the 3rd world, competent police force is not necessarily a good thing either, again, on countries where violence is not the norm, a strict police is not necessarily a good thing, look at certain countries in europe and asia where you cannot modify cars and is really hard to bribe cops

I do agree with the fact that brazil is nor precisely paradise, but that doesn't mean every thrid world country is the same

>Dracula
>poorfag
If only you knew

Isn't that the basis of all pleasantry in society?

> 93 fuel is considered premium in the US

You are literally a third world country.

>as opposed to someone GENUINELY being rude and telling you to fuck yourself for no reason

never experienced that anywhere Ive been

even Charlotte

>Threatening 25% of the US crude supply
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Since then, the world has engaged in 203 years of diplomacy. We have passed more than a dozen resolutions in the United Nations Security Council. We have sent hundreds of food inspectors to oversee the syrup disposal of Canada. Our good faith has not been returned.

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That is the future we choose. Free nations have a duty to defend our people by uniting against the violent. And tonight, as we have done before, America and our allies accept that responsibility.

Good night, and may God continue to bless America.

-t. Donald Trump

*engaged in 205 years

This is retarded in other way.
Without money from that crude Canada would bankrupt itself in months, they would have no money to give to foreign citizens to settle in their lands and to give to woman to be single mothers.

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Treaty_of_Ghent
git gud fag

Kill all drug dealers.

What part of Tennessee? Between Nashville and Murfreesboro (where I drive), it goes from $2.10 to $1.80 a gallon.

Southern hospitality ain't got shit on drunken camaraderie

dude i pay a buck five a liter and these fucks are paying 2 bucks a gallon so we're getting BTFO lol

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It's good enough to make 3000hp with, Almost twice what a euro hypercar makes on your superior gas.

>not having the freedom to run 110 leaded

Enjoy your bi-weekly emission tests.

isnt it cheaper at the airport?

Probably. It's not always easy to get access to it though.

where do you live? I'm in nashville and gas is way more than that

It's about this cheap up in clarksville

>Not using Sunoco SR18

Beta cuck.

110 Avgas has TEL.

>he doesn't know about them mountains roads.
>he probably lives Cuckafornia, or Jew york where no fun allowed.

7.60 a gallon for a hundred? That's what 109 runs here.

>50 cents more for premium fuel

Fuck that shit homie

>it's a "Europeans don't understand octane" episode
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Octane_rating

spend some time in New York

>Ttf Canadian and paying $1.19 per later of 87
I'm about to say fuck the law and start running marked 89 for $1.16L.
How fucked would I be if they caught me lads?
Also how does the jew get away with charging less for a higher grade and no ethenol just because it's for "boats"?

the Deep South is supplied by one pipeline. If it breaks. There is only a 3 day supply of fuel in any state after the break.

they'll fuck your bank account something fierce if the revenue agents find out.

If gas was this low, I would shart in the mart as well.

>station I normally go to gets new pumps
>mfw when I realize the pump says 16.5 gallons and my car only has a 15.5 gallon capacity
>mfw when I start the car and the gauge still shows it being a quarter tank short of full

Fucking scumbag BP station.

>en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Octane_rating
>en.m.wikipedia.org
>m
I guess you can't bring your PC to the mart.

>America
>1st world
I think you first have to have access to clean water and public services, such as the police for it to be 1st world.


How bout dat Michigan.

2012 out in bumfuck death valley CA?

Nice off brand gas. Post relevant gas like Techon or v cunt.

Why are they buttons? Don't you just grab the appropriate hose for the fuel you want?

Call your local Weights and Measures office.
Annoy those bastards

No there's only one hose, Two if it's a gas and diesel pump.

That's silly. What if you pay for premium, but the guy before you used regular? How much regular do you get before you start getting premium?

>Tennessee
>small number of hicks and racists
what dude?

t. memphis resident

You'd get a couple hundred ml's of regular, or whatever's left in the hose. Not a big deal when you're filling up with 60 liters.

>live in Hongcouver
>$1.39 is normal

I can't even remember the last time it was under $1.10

It's a miniscule amount, not enough to bring the octane rating below like 92.9. You also wouldn't be charged for it, since it was already in the line.

>tfw live in a "rich part" of my city
>like 2.60/gal for 93
>drive to the beach (different city)
>like 2.40/gal
I would go out there to get gas if I didn't have to burn a quarter of the tank driving back.

You poor soul. Memphis sucks. Chattanooga is where it's at. Although i spend most of my time up in Cookeville for school.

Why the hell do americans even sell anything under 95?

eurocucks failing to understand math (R+M)/2

we just managed to rid sulfur from our fuel in 2007, something eu already did in 1990

eur 95 = us 93

so what's eu 98? (super plus)

Can eurocucks even get 114 octane.

they have 200 octane and it's 25 cents a gallon

But that's not a benefit whatsoever because you're paying for much more expensive fuel that ends up staying inside the hose.

Auscunt here. On a good day, 92 (87) is $1 liter or about 3 burgers a gallon. Shit's fucked mate.

Burgers bitch with 93(98ron) hits 3 burgers a gallon right know its about 2.80 burgers per gallon for top tier meme gas and 2.60 for non top tier.

95 ron is actually 90 aki and 98 ron is 93. Some of you can get 100 ron or 95 and im fucking jealous.

*95aki

gas never got anywhere near 2 dollars a gallon until we had bush in office who let the "free" market run amok with speculation thanks to katrina opening the floodgates to wall street after realizing people will still pay for gas that's 2 dollars or more

>meanwhile I pay almost €1.50 for a liter of premium diesel
Fuck you.

i memeber when it was 98 cents a liter for super plus

and being a burger we got it even cheaper at 2.60 a gallon

Not so long ago, diesel was on the 1€ mark.

I guess it went down a bit recently. Last time I filled up it was almost at a surprising €1.50/L.
From left to right:
>95 RON (Premium)
>98 RON
>Regular Diesel
>Premium Diesel
>LPG

i blame the fucking euro. everything doubled in price when it changed from marks. well the value doubled, but the prices were unchanged but the euro was double the value of a mark. europe was fine with the eu and no euro

doubled fucking overnight, everything including weed, that especially pissed me off because a man gets used to paying 10 marks a gram

Holy shit so you basically pay ~38 cents per liter there, i assume its more obviously in other states. Petrol here in Australia bounces around between $1.10 and $1.30-1.40 (usually around that) per liter, so ~$4.80 a gallon.

>applying your kroger card discount and pretending you have gas hax

Yeah, that and the fact these socialist governments take the liberty to rape people with those EU sanctioned fuel taxes.
You're literally paying more than 60% for tax purposes only.


>everything doubled in price when it changed from marks. well the value doubled, but the prices were unchanged but the euro was double the value of a mark
I still remember when the equivalent of 35c here would buy you an espresso literally everywhere, now it's almost €1.

i like the schengen part of the eu, the rest of it can fuck off

The EU sanctioned minimum tax is 36%. The rest is all local government. You are fake news. Sad.

ec.europa.eu/taxation_customs/business/excise-duties-alcohol-tobacco-energy/excise-duties-energy/excise-duties-energy-tax-rates_en

used to be 15% in 2001

I'm sure you were referring to me. And yes, I do know the EU gives flexibility to local governments to increase the taxes above the bare minimum. But then again, I was talking about my specific case.

Your specific case is almost twice over the minimum. European governments like (regressive) taxes that cover everything. It lets them spend more on badly made IT programs that will never work properly, until they are replaced. For paying less fuel tax, the best strategy is to have it lowered to the minimum, and then push hard to get the minimum lowered.

But it won't work, because everyone in Europe wants electric cars and they think getting cucked personally and collectively through rising logistics costs is the way to get them.

you can get avgas115 or even avgas145 on airport near me, It's not good for the engine through